"Buy, Buy, Buy My Darling" by the Pissfits
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"Buy, Buy, Buy My Darling" by the Pissfits
Ten years ago when I was browsing the bookstore, I certainly remember than instead of replacing the Vonnegut books that my dog ate, I was just indescribably enthusiastic about Chuck Schumer's book.
News to me, but JFC.
arm the left
Embedded in the firmware of every ASUS router is a copy of Led Zeppelin IV.
Also: WHY are there two official videos for "Owner of a Lonely Heart", with one looking totally cinematic and the other looking like a high schooler's weekend project?
The White House posts that the US has now taken in $8 Trillion in tariff revenue so far. Preposterous insane lies on an hourly basis.
The right pays creators to scare the absolute shit out of you Your problems? Not an accident, but a malicious plan by Liberals. Communists. Haters of America. We're teetering on the precipice of collapse and only your vote can save America from becoming Venezuela
We don’t have the guts to hold them accountable in the manner necessary to deter future outrages.
The only way this video could trigger my irrational phobias harder is if you had dived inside a large machine like a downed plane or a sunken ship.
The Democratic Party is catastrophically bad at politics, and it’s a fucking miracle they ever win elections. Self-sabotage and snatching defeat from the jaws of victory are the main Dem strengths. There’s no reason why a party as shitty as the GOP should ever win anything, except that Dems suck.
Not a mass shooting, but rather a massacre of gay people.
They don’t call it a “Quarter Pounder with Cheese”?
If you had told me in 2012 that Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign manager would be posting like this 13 years later i would not have believed you
Narduar
Can someone who knows photoshop please put Obama’s head in place of King Turd’s?
Do you even begin to comprehend how fortunate we are that Bob Dylan didn’t play the bagpipes?
And cemeteries are full of women who had temporary restraining orders.
I have a pencil. My pencil is yellow.
Sure, let every domestic abuser legally disarm their victim by filing a red flag report. What could possibly go wrong?
You know what “other countries” don’t have? American culture. This is the insoluble problem.
War on drugs, except now it’s guns
Congrats, you just outlawed gasoline.
I understand how people get so disgusted with guns they just say "ban them all", but that's not a workable policy proposal in the US. if you want regulation then you'd better have people writing those regulations who understand what a firearm is- in a technical and a legal sense.
They want to erase the shameful history that led to the modern asylum system.
I have never hated anything or anyone as much as I hate the current administration as a whole, and all the individual dipshit goons comprising it.
My 1st job in the late 80s was in human rights. One of the biggest challenges was getting militaries in LatAm to go back to their barracks. One of the legacies of military dictatorships was that if the military could carry out the basic functions of the state, then who needs civilians in govt?
Nothing makes me nostalgic for enlisted life like watching our armed forces continue the time-honored tradition of area beautification
Kool and the Gang arrive on a space ship playing “Celebration”
RT
Look on the bright side: only three more years to go. Maybe.
Honest question: who do you think has more debilitating childhood trauma? Vance with his entire biography's worth of mommy issues, or Trump whose parents famously treated him like marred furniture?
Diabolical Texas summer is slowly coming to an end. I am wrecking my liver with alcohol and playing lots of slow, grindy doom metal on the guitar. I need to drag my ass to the range soon. So basically, head in sand like everyone else.
Kissinger made it to 100.
Maybe that’s the point.
There is no possible legitimate reason to do this. It’s what despots do. It’s petty. It’s dangerous. It’s unAmerican. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/08...
New CDC Director Disappointed by Imminent Florida Concentration Camp Closure Due To Lost Organ-Harvesting Opportunity
I had the exact same experience/problem!
I don’t want to ever hear another peep about how “smart” Vance allegedly is.
If you’re the side of: - capital interests - wealth as an indicator of virtue/the value of one’s societal contributions - free markets - “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help’” …you’re fucked. COVID just exposed you entirely.
The COVID-19 pandemic undermined the right in several key ways: 1) It showed us which workers are essential and empowered them. 2) It showed that the markets can’t solve everything. 2) It threatened GOP political prospects in a critical election. 4) Government relief proved popular and effective
The United States was founded on a godless Constitution that derives power from the people, not a deity, where everyone is free to follow any religion—or none at all. Christian nationalists like Beckwith want to rewrite history and impose their beliefs on everyone else.
When they eventually erect their Ashli Babbitt statue in the Capitol, it's going to be awkward that my book The Undertow inclues the first and to-date fullest biography of their hero. (In the book, a J6 lawyer predicts the statue, & calls for a holiday.) www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
No such thing as a “lone wolf”. Never has been.
Can’t fathom why the fuck dems don’t show up to vote.
kind of stinks that there's tons and tons of dark money out there but it never makes its way to me, personally
If they all think dead children turn into angels and go live in the sky with Jesus, why would they ever object to abortion?
Look how long Kissinger stuck around…
Did he even say thank you???
“Her records were sealed for 12 years. They would have had no access to these records unless somebody illegally handed them over...They never once asked for records from me about the case, and I had to guess that it might have been a marijuana charge because I was left in the dark for a week.”
Remembering today when pro-GOP media erupted with outrage over Kamala Harris' warning that Trump had plans to militarize the national guard and deploy them on the streets of US cities. Indeed, he had such plans. And now he's implementing them.
The lost Bauhaus album cover
I fully agree with your greater point about language, but people who are inclined to vote Republican actively hate all that stuff, regardless of what names you call it. They are the PROBLEM, not “gettable voters”.
Past time for lefties to embrace their 2nd amendment rights.
No one would be confused about what's happening if you saw it in another country. No one.
Joe Biden cancels 45 gorillan dollars of student loans: "Where's my $600 asshole. I want my stimmy. Life is hell." Donald Trump raises PS5 prices with tariffs and lines up fighter jets for a private parade: "Hell yeah this is what I voted for! 3rd term!"
What if it’s not about distraction at all, but merely several horrible things happening simultaneously?
You are less cute than you believe.
Horrific story. DOGE targeted him on social media. Then the Taliban took his family.
🔴 Whatever ya do . . . don't share • We don't wanna anger Don 🤭🤣🐥
Yer gonna get blocked
That’s why nobody goes to prison for accidentally driving drunk head-on into a minivan, killing everyone aboard.
Need to focus on the ghoulish anti-American evil. Lo, I am become consultant.
Willis 2028: Republicans are piss pants babies who suck. Now check out my dog.
If America just wants to get behind a constitutionally qualified shit poster I should just run for president.
I’m weirdly enamored with Orange amps, and just to continue the weirdness I would pair it with a vintage Carvin Allan Holdsworth model. Of course the quality of my playing is in no sense commensurate with this stuff.
I often wish I could be shameless enough to be a right wing grifter/“influencer”. It must be mind blowing to amass a huge following and get paid obscenely just to constantly spout the rock-bottom dumbest shit you can think of.
Shh
huh wonder why they had to do it at night. this is absolutely monstrous.
You’re stranded in a nightclub on the moon with only one guitar and one amp of your choosing. What are they?
See also: family annihilators. Usually they don’t have the launch codes, though.
B a r l e y w i n e
Burn the lifeboats. No playing innocent at this stage.
"Microsoft also warns against using the AI function for numerical computations" CONGRATS EVERYONE WE DID IT WE MADE COMPUTERS BAD AT MATH
Make her explain what the joke is.
Everyone’s dumb.
Rep. Jeff Van Drew claims he’s spoken to “large numbers” of dead people who had mail ballots sent to them
Inquiring minds want to know!
The people dominating our political landscape, culture, and economy are just so stupid and full of shit it's almost impossible to describe
Like you I've seen all the pics people post here abt the steady increase of tacky gold crap he keeps adding to the oval office. But somehow it wasn't until I saw this picture that it just hit me. What the actual fuck. Like a Vegas whorehouse.
This is CNN, a channel I really enjoy when I'm in the US. I wonder if American journalists are aware of how completely insane they look to the rest of the world. How utterly detached their narrative is from everyone else's. edition.cnn.com/2025/08/19/p...
You could write a book about this photo. Everything about it is so fucking vulgar.
Happy birthday to one of the all-time great bad movies, ‘Miami Connection,’ released on this day in 1988:
www.esquire.com/news-politic...
If you stop testing, the numbers go down. Rock-bottom dumbest shit I’ve ever heard in my lifetime, bar none.
This is an invasion. Just to be clear. Red states sending armed troops into a blue city because the President wants to terrify blue cities into cooperation I don't know what the letter of the law says about this, I don't think the law covers this, but I know an illegal occupation when I see one
For less than $150, you can make yourself indistinguishable from a federal goon and carjack/shoot at anyone you want! (Lawyers don't want you to know this one weird trick)
“Jello Biafra was DJing” is not a string of words I ever expected to see.
She needs to fix that grip.
That's a load-bearing "should" there.
don't let women see you suffer or else you're making them do "emotional labor"
Old man, look at my life; I’m a lot like you were