Goose meme: What's the reason? *Chasing after fleeing Keir Starmer* WHY DO PEOPLE WANT THEM CLOSED, KEIR?
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Goose meme: What's the reason? *Chasing after fleeing Keir Starmer* WHY DO PEOPLE WANT THEM CLOSED, KEIR?
The whole effort to treat Newsom as the nominee three years before any voting starts feels very inorganic
What on earth is going on in that photo
Talking about selecting a health secretary the way we talk about putting the cereal in the fridge
"If our machine gives you dangerous misinformation or advice, we'll call the police on you"
Bleak
Linear time is a capitalist myth
You're arguing about hypotheticals for an election that's three years away instead of engaging with trans people's objection to making transphobia an official position of the Democratic party right now
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
This is an argument to do nothing about AI disguised as an argument to also ban cars
I am going to try to be nice to everyone I come across as long as I feel they are 100% in support of trans people. Also, I am going to start treating anyone only 99% or less in support of trans people as 0% in support of trans people and bully them. Fuck you pick a side right the fuck now.
"Your brain is wrong" lmao
Liberals think "fiddling while Rome burns" means "going to brunch" while Mamdani thinks it means "a community building poetry slam"
Another Gen X icon who somehow morphed into a boomer
"coincide with" and "are part of" are very different things School bans have nothing to do with access to information
Let's have a primary in a couple years instead of deciding we're going to vote for the lesser Hitler in three
Just talk like normal people, for Christ’s sake. If you’re thinking about it, you’re already overthinking it. Stop looking over your shoulder for the hall monitor and just speak from the heart.
1) He's talking in the video about having a recent conversion 2) It's 2025 - why on earth would anyone settle on a presidential nominee 3 years before any voting starts
"Gavin is our best hope" It's 2025, what the fuck are you talking about
Do these "adherents" hold any positions of power in the power structures they're adhering to? Oh, they are literally subservient to men? Interesting
Ironically this Rufo campaign is probably going to make normal travelers consider that Cracker Barrel might actually be a normal chain restaurant safe to make a normal pit stop in, rather than a haven for neoreactionary weirdos
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Of all the people on the planet he's one of the most deserving and least likely to have an experience of existential terror before he shuffles off this mortal coil
Incredible work
He'd make a good press secretary
Hurting libs is also a carrot
You're mocking me for not wanting to be lectured at by liberals? Weird
* protect themself from tedious lecturing
It's literally the entire reason why it was neither superficial nor assimilationist progress
I'm thinking of starting a pre-primary discourse de-escalation translation guide, e.g. "I'll never vote for Soandso" = "I strenuously object to their nomination"
BASTA!
I'm learning that people never learn anything about anything
The "not strongly" center is only a combined 24% - that's wild
No way, an all caps tweet? MAGA is finished
He what??? Lololol
True, but in this case they'd object because it's simply not true
Whenever people talk about the right to marry in ways that they would never talk about other rights, it always feels... personal
True liberation can only be achieved through committing to be a permanently oppressed minority bsky.app/profile/toke...
No but it figured out trash bins ages ago
Yes, a grinder is a broiled hoagie
He's working very hard to preemptively demoralize his future shock troops
"In my ideal society, I would have all the power, and other people would submit to me" Wow, that sounds very well thought out
"Probably an old white guy" is a pretty good guess, at least, even though that's the one time it happened to be wrong
I love that feeling when I don't get it and then suddenly I get it
this sounds way more like a person with a phd than anything sam altman is doing
What the fuck even is it
My "Ghislaine Maxwell Vouches For Me" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
It would be very funny if the AI interpreted jokey tone as sarcasm
this lady just released the song of the summer
Right wingers don't even need to pretend the libs took the bait anymore, they know their followers won't check
The last one sounds like it's targeting a specific horse
He should have said no
Conflating him with Alex P Keaton would be my guess
If anyone ever does this to me I'm going to literally haunt them
E Pluribus Anus
That's why they rhyme
It's so "funny" how quickly he switched to being pro Ukraine as soon as he realized that Putin laughs at him behind his back
I remember when my parents taught me to be elite at microfiche - what a waste of time
This is why all writers should spend time posting on apps with character limits
Idk if it would actually be a good fit, but I would enjoy the hell out of a Discworld run
I probably wouldn't describe cases as "textbook" when literally my only experience is with textbooks
Where does Elmo even live? We see him on his Twitch stream, but his home feels so disconnected from the neighborhood
It's even worse than that, since a ref can actually make calls that affect the final score It's like firing the scorekeeper
I bet the global economy is going to love flying in the dark
Why would anyone look startled and nervous when a bunch of masked men with guns suddenly roll up on them
Written by Maggie Haberman's husband
Whoa that is a huge revision
Pretty soon the infinite genius electric brain is going to start solving all of humanity's problems Just one more server farm bro, I swear, the next one is going to be the tipping point I can feel it - a few more 100 hour work weeks and we're there
No you're not embarrassed, you're just mean and snobbish
Maggie Haberman's husband wrote that?
Isn't that good?
We have received new information that he was addicted to food
I mostly want this for the #1 Doge Chud
John Oliver is the only one I've seen who's come close
I dare them to name a single darts player aside from the one they're harassing
This might also be a contender youtu.be/I482t6JhL4g
It goes like this: homininae - The bonobo, the chimpanzee...
I'm actually jealous
There should never be any need to "dox" someone in law enforcement in the first place
Vaxxed?
i CANNOT stop watching this
Sure, sure, let's see your list - we'll just need to verify it against the files
I ain't watching all that I'm happy for you tho Or sorry that happened
I'm gonna start saying I widely consider things I widely consider 2025 to be the worst year since I was born
They can't hide the plain truth that Trump is refusing to release the Epstein files
I was once at dinner with some folks and there was a one year old in a high chair everyone was paying attention to, and at one point she started tossing napkins and stuff off the table to try to distract us from the fact that she was pooping in her diaper
They can do the Reagan trick of claiming that the increased trade will increase overall revenue
They need a guy to put in a few more hours to correct that bug
Maybe they'll start visiting diners to try and figure out why middle America hates this fucken guy
my asian immigrant ass trying to relate to white culture so they don't deport me
I'm trying to imagine a world in which left wing media tries to impose message discipline by invoking membership loyalty to "Yes, we can" - it's ludicrous
"loyal members of MAGA" is such cursed phrasing
Imagine if hotel breakfast rooms and auto mechanic waiting areas and your uncle's house just had PBS on in the background
They never met til 2001?!?
Totally forgot he even existed
