Gavalaaaa!
@gavalaaaa.bsky.social
Centrist Dad. Gooner. Brexit can get right in the bin and stay there.
created November 13, 2024
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If a nurse said this shit out loud, they’d likely be fired. And this fucking guy heads up the entire medical system in the United States. Against very stiff competition, possibly the most dangerous man on the planet. Like the CFC guy who introduced lead into petrol to stop the knocking sound.
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Not counting all the unvaccinated kids who died of measles, obvs
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Is that 8 trillion referable to the amount of tariffs charged by the USA in the whole of human history?
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Netflix are not scared to have done this because (a) their service is global; and (b) Trump is globally despised.
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Re-refereeing, but only for certain chosen teams.
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Are we absolutely certain that McSweeney isn’t a Reform/Murdoch mole?
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Mike Johnson:
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At this point in time, I think we all need to put our differences aside, and all start talking about the miraculous healing powers of that wonderful drug ivermectin.
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Humans, allegedly, have hearts in countries like the UK, Australia, and countless other nations with rigorous gun control. And guess what? They’re not suffering from getting their kids snuffed on a regular basis in mass shootings.
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Because Trump is a fucking prick. Thank you for attending my TED talk.
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Slight correction - you live in a COUNTRY where they’re at risk of something like this happening.
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Don’t know too much about the history of the Third Reich, but I will bet my house that Hitler pulled exactly the same shit as this in 1930s Germany.
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New season of The Apprentice looks shit.
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“Questions”
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Correct. It is time to get pissed. Democrats in every level of government need to come out and shout from the rooftops that Miller is nothing short of evil. An architect of malignant chaos, intent on the ethnic cleansing in America and the destruction of democracy. A true terrorist.
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These clowns must have had a private side-bet on who could say the most stupid/cringe statement out loud while the cameras were rolling.
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Depends on how it is spun, I reckon. You’ve got Labour, Tories and Reform saying “oh we couldn’t possibly do that”. Lib Dems need to be like “Oh yeah? And why the fuck not?” Get in the debate and challenge the rest to name just one single Brexit benefit. Just feel that they need to go Newsom.
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The Lib Dems have got a clear ‘Rejoin the EU’ agenda, which is surely equally as controversial and newsworthy as the ‘send the bastards back where they came from’ agenda peddled by Reform. What happened to this supposed need for ‘balance’? Meek Lib Dems need to get a bit more bolshy and aggressive.
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It must be genuinely tiny
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Whatever is Tinseltown going to do without … Scott Baio.
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Are there any intelligent Tory MPs left, or did they all get sacked off with the Cummings Brexit purge?
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Absolute pillock. Given the chance to come up with an actual comparator to Lucy Connolly (pleaded guilty, but got a lighter sentence) and just goes straight for the Labour councilor who pleaded not guilty and was acquitted. Genuinely think they do this only because “two-tier” rhymes with “Kier”.
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What a load of absolute tripe. She committed a crime, pleaded guilty, and got punished. It had absolutely nothing to do with anyone else but her. The Sun is such a scummy rag.
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Decades from now, students will study this period of history when an American president tried to whitewash his sleazy reputation based on the testimony of a convicted sex trafficker of children trying to bag a pardon, and they will all say “oh fuck off did that actually happen”
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Cheap furniture is so woke.
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Sometimes I envy devout Christians, who right now could be envisaging a scene in which Dobson’s soul enters an elevator, smugly presses ‘up’, but it goes slowly down. As the heat starts to rise, Dobson’s sweaty ghost starts hammering at the up button and doors, screaming “there must be some mistake”
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Nice to see a BBC article today which interviewed some of the asylum seekers who were saying ‘close the hotels, just let us work instead’.
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How about we free the Epstein Files first?
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Makes me happy that the first woman is never going to set foot in the UK again. A small win, there. Good riddance.
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Nice to see that shitty lawyers don’t get a ticket to the top of their profession simply because they are willing to have sex with a couple of tons of lard.
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Who here thinks that David bought his house for about £25K in the 1980s and it’s probably worth about 20 times that now.
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I’d stick the goalie coach on the bench. He was pinging some unstoppable shots top bins in the open training session today.
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Yeah Donnie, woke is bad blah blah blah. Now let’s see the Epstein Files.
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Counter-suggestion: Eric Schmitt is an absolute moron.
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Absolutely zero awareness- keep it up GCN. They are RATTLED
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Newsom and his social media team has absolutely cracked the code here. Now everyone else needs to jump on board the Trump Troll Train. Choo choo!
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Started well, but didn’t quite stick the landing there, did she.
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Chris Philp has made an absolute tit of himself here. Are there any intelligent people left in the Tory party?
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Only way to deal with a bully is to punch him in the face. Hard.
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The foreigners and exporters aren’t paying a single cent in tariffs. Why doesn’t some journalist play a Family Feud ‘wrong’ noise whenever Navarro claims this?
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The Merriam-Webster definition of tariff (noun): a schedule of duties imposed by a government on imported or in some countries exported goods. All other dictionaries essentially agree with this definition. It’s not “a debate”. Arguing that black = white and saying “agree to disagree” is ludicrous.
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If you’re outraged about a banner that says “Stop Killing Children” Steve, you really need to take a long, hard look at yourself in the mirror.
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This from the country kidnapping people off the streets. Every single allegation is an admission. Standard playbook: if you’re doing something objectively bad, just accuse other people of doing it. It’s infuriating that such a childish playground tactic actually works on feeble-minded human beings.
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No point in debating with brainwashed dullards like David.
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In that case, wipe off that mascara, and RELEASE THE FILES
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Let’s do some maths: In 2024 the UK population was about 69 million, and there were about 37,000 asylum seekers arriving in small boats. 37,000/69,000,000 x 100 =0.0536 The small boat people represent 0.054 percent of the UK population. But they are the main cause of trouble? Yeah, right.
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Starting to think that Christianity might be onto something with this ‘anti-Christ’ thing.
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A number of people said of the Madueke signing “I guess that means Nwaneri is on his way” but my response to that was “not in a million years do we lose him, he’s back up to Ode as well as Saka”. Genuine baller, and fantastic he has committed his future to Arsenal.
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I know Fox keep her on because they think bickering = ratings, but eventually Jessica Tarlov will get fired because Trump will demand it. It’s not enough that she has to shout down four stupid jackals who consistently mock her every day. Trump expects absolute fealty from everyone at Fox.
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Timeline cleanser
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Just keep this piece of shit in jail for as long as possible. You can’t cure toxic narcissists.
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That should be the end of Bethell’s test career for a little while. Absolute shit-for-brains shot. #ENGvIND
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If you’re a criminal, probably worth moving to DC, I reckon
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We all know how this plays out. (1) GM testifies to say she was Epstein’s victim, the files are fiction, and Trump never did anything bad. (2) FBI and DOJ close down the Epstein investigations. (3) GM gets a pardon and enjoys her freedom until she dies in a few months under mysterious circumstances.
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How is this absolute cretin a member of parliament. Beggars belief.
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So by that fuzzy logic, everyone (including himself) without a criminal record is likely to be a national security threat. Guy’s an absolute joke.
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Should probably change the name to the EWGAFA.
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What the actual FUCK is wrong with these guys? How can the fact that a missile is launched from a hospital somehow justify starving children to death? What world are we living in where people try to even argue that?
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The beauty of far-right Christianity is that you can do any nasty shit you like and if you get caught, you simply claim you were a victim of human frailty, pray to Jesus for forgiveness and to show you the path of righteousness, and everything is cool again. Rinse and repeat as necessary.
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Only way to stop this is to give it right back. Basically sends a message: “one of yours might get seriously injured too”. If they think it’s only going to be one-way violence, of course they’ll keep doing it.
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And it’s all absolute horseshit. I have lived in and travelled to London my entire life and never felt scared to travel on trains or tubes. Possibly because when I see a black person, unlike Farage and his ilk, I have never automatically thought “criminal over there, yikes”.
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It is vitally important that more people like Powell have the integrity and courage to “nope” Trump when he starts spouting bullshit. He is clearly used to yes-men eagerly wagging their tails, and simply looks like a fool whenever someone puts him outside his comfort zone.
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Hey Nazi Barbie, counterpoint: he’s done fuck all squared to end any wars anywhere.
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“NOW I’M THE HUNTER”
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The reason her son is petrified of seeing people in balaclavas on trains is because of his stupid mother constantly telling him that people in balaclavas are probably going to stab him. Ditto anyone who isn’t Caucasian.
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Once again, solid proof that morons will believe anything and everything that they are told on Fox News.
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Fox News be like:
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There are whale omelettes, Boxing Day turds, workhouse butties and multiple sets of two short planks out there, saying “wow, Suella Braverman really is thick though, isn’t she”
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Hey Howie:
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Another family’s life needlessly wrecked, simply because that evil prick Miller can’t find enough illegal immigrant criminals in the USA to fill his deportation quotas.
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There is a massive wind farm about a mile off the coast of Brighton in the UK (one of the very coastal cities) and literally no-one is butt-hurt about it.
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It’s just … I’m like … sorry, what?
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This takes blithering idiocy to a brand new of blithering. Just reading this quote killed off a few brain cells. Fuck “balance”. How about sticking to the plain unvarnished scientific truth? I used to subscribe to the Economist. I do not any more.
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“Quick, what do the proles care more about than anything in the world, including pedo sex scandals? Coca Cola, amirite? Any chance we can tell McDonalds to make Big Macs even bigger next week?”
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Why in the hell doesn’t a single person in the press corps pipe up and say “but Sir, you appointed Powell”? Are they so craven and cowardly to make him look stupid, that they are willing to totally sacrifice their journalistic integrity? Just because they don’t want to be denied White House access?
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Think about it: if you could continually lie as you go through life, without anyone ever calling you out on it and there never being any consequences, wouldn’t you just keep on lying? Assuming you were a moral vacuum, obviously.
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It was naive of me to think that the staged assassination attempt was just a ruse to help get Trump elected. Should have realised from the get-go that it would also be used as a pretext to justify his every single act whilst President as “God approved”, no matter how cruel or evil they are.
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Trump sounds like a battered wife who keeps giving her vicious and nasty husband Vlad another shot at redemption “because I believe there is good in him, deep down” Pathetic
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TL;DR: I am definitely in the Epstein files, boys and girls, but HEY LOOK OVER HERE INSTEAD This is like watching the world’s shittiest magician fumbling sleight of hand card tricks where the cards are falling out of his sleeve
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Turns out you don’t actually need the law to support your actions. You just need to spout blatant lies on Fox News and have one of their spineless anchors nod along gravely, and not point out that you are wrong in every conceivable way.
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Genuinely one of the worst human beings in the world. A truly vile piece of shit. CANS and TOWN when he karks it.
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The USA is like a banana republic right now. Corrupt and rotten to the core.
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He lies, he lies again, and then tells more lies, because no-one ever holds him to account. In his world, something is true BECAUSE he says it is true. Facts are inmaterial.
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Of course it didn’t happen, but if it had, then it just makes this GOP Congressman a serious piece of shit. Sacking off Medicaid for his constituents, purely for exacting petty revenge.
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People like Mamdani genuinely TERRIFY Trump. The reason? They have actual principles. They are incorruptible. They can’t be bought off. They care more about doing good than getting rich. So, if they can’t be assimilated, they must be eliminated.
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Have we also always been at war with Eastasia, KKKaroline?
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He doesn’t hold any cards. He’s been making similar threats about the Mayor of London for years and has done absolutely jack shit in terms of dislodging him. If anything, this sort of brainless tweet will make New Yorkers even more determined to resist the self-appointed King of the World.
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Then why the FUCK did she vote to pass the Bill? Gutless, heartless, spineless.
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People will tune in to hate-watch and that is exactly why they do it. See also: Question Time.
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Handy hint - unless this is confirmed in the Employment Appeals Tribunal (EAT), George’s views are totally non-binding on any other Employment Tribunal.
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Thick as a whale omelette.
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And just like that, his music (which I previously enjoyed) is now slightly yellow-stained and smelling of shit.
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Mid-spelled ‘unbearable’, there
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I guess that Iran didn’t drop any retaliatory bombs on the USA, so in that sense, USA came out as ‘winners’.
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Massive ‘drunk guy on a subway train trying to pick a fight with a stranger’ vibes here.