Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social)
Someone I once worked with used to call the process money laundering, and given the sums involved it makes sense.
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Someone I once worked with used to call the process money laundering, and given the sums involved it makes sense.
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All I know about the novel is that it apparently spends a whole page on dropping brand names, and that made me want to never read it, I already suffered through Hammet using almost a page to describe how Spade rolls a cigarette - that's reading time I will never get back. :D
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Never fails to make me LOL.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Does that mean poor dude got to hear No all his life before?
The Road Jess Travelled (@jesspected.bsky.social) reposted
And 11yos to have their rapists' babies. Trans people aren't responsible enough until 25 to decide their healthcare decisions but in most states children can marry. (California has no minimum with parental consent so parents can pimp any age child to a man.)
AskAubry 🦝 🐆 (@askaubry.com) reposted
17 year old Jackie Mitchell struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig in 1931. Ruth's fee fees were hurt and threw a tantrum on how women were too delicate to play baseball. Due to his toddler like antics, women were banned from being signed in the MLB 1992.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Camouflage, that's how they trick their natural predators. :D
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
True, why not, they couldn't possibly top the story silliness of Jaws: The Revenge, that's for sure. The only way seems up; although, they'd go for a full CGI shark I bet, so there may still be space to go lower.
Oregon 🕎🎲 (@oregonthedm.bsky.social) reposted
Your social circle sapphic needs to be informed of this
Will McKinley (@willmckinley.bsky.social) reposted
The film programmer at the East Hampton Library on Long Island is a DARK SHADOWS fan! Free Halloween screening of Dan Curtis' HOUSE OF DARK SHADOWS (1970) — Fri Oct 31 2pm Just a 10 min walk from the LIRR station! patch.com/new-york/eas... #DarkShadows #FilmSky #Halloween
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately MAGA/MAHA will gobble this up as it tells them "Your hocus pocus home remedies are the true shit!" :/
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh God, they gonna eye a remake now.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously, anyone that uses "Chad" unironically has a problem.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Played assault down to a "misdemeanor"...
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social)
🎶Mein Mazdarati fährt 210, schwup die Polizei hat's nicht geseh'n🎶
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta admit, that Stolen and Portal Runner cover would have tempted me.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
If that's in the US, I fear a future school shooter in the making.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Some books should be tasted some devoured, but only a few should be chewed and digested thoroughly. - Cornelia Funke, Inkheart
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Franzen would know about being overrated (I read neither Forster nor Greene, so I don't really have an opinion on them).
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
He should have stepped outside and take a few breaths of fresh air, always helps.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, I thought he was only into sofas.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Ew.
Codi Vore 🇵🇸 (@codivore.bsky.social) reposted
Crazy how some of the same people who think teenagers are too young to transition also think they are old enough to get married and have sex with adults
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Brilliant. They don't do shows that fun anymore I feel.
KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 (@kojamf.bsky.social) reposted
Astrid Johnson
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
A dangerous thing with feathers.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
As if horror being dead could stop it in any way, if the (still going strong?) current of Zombie tales (and assorted other revenants) is anything to go by. :)
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
They are little people with fur, but far friendlier.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social)
Am I the only one that believes we like dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets because they feel like petty revenge to our prehistoric part of the cortex which remembers all the friends that got eaten by dinos?
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social)
Conservatives really, really love banning Judy Blume. And tells you all you need to know about them. *sexually explicit content* my ass.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Title's "Giuseppe _of_ Pezzini" the emphasis is seemingly very important to that name, probs to distinguish the character from all the Guiseppes not of Pezzini.
three steaks pam (@threesteakspam.bsky.social) reposted
don’t know who posted it originally but I so often sing the following I’m sorry miss jackson I am four eels never meant to make your daughter cry I am several fish and not a guy
LN Walker (@fightyourwayup.bsky.social) reposted
I've been single since then.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Tomato Ketchup Aux Tomates? From what else can you make it?
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social)
Post a meme made by you.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Quarter of a century (or an entire generation), respect and congrats!
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social)
Damn it all. Having YT run in the background, usually their generated playlists are okay enough for me - but now I find them sneaking more and more AI generated shit videos in. :/
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Take that back, you don't even now that slug to judge them thus!
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Same. Haven't dated a lick in my life, but I always love to read people's (positive) takes on it. It sounds darn romantic.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
If Roger Corman was still among us he might take that as a challenge. :D
Jeremy Berg (@jeremymberg.bsky.social) reposted
My quote of the day I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag. Molly Ivins
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social)
Listening to Pink singing Me & Bobby McGee, and still think we should have gotten a Janis Joplin biopic starring Pink in the title role.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Ein Land dass sich Milliardäre(!) leistet, hat ein ganz anderes Problem als den Solzialstaat. :/
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social)
Kosten Suchus kling auch einwenig wie jede politische Bewegung.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly my impression of the US is that that would make it easier for the candidate as they would have to fight "only" racism.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, jetzt müssen auch schon gedruckte Bücher aufgeladen werden... 😆
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
How? It's a polite question?
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Same. 😄
Isabel Santos (@isabelsantos.bsky.social) reposted
🇳🇱 KINDER NEWS♥️ Amsterdam is installing small wooden staircases along its canals after 19 cats drowned there in six months. The €100,000 project aims to help cats and other small animals safely climb out of the water, focusing on high-risk areas in collaboration with animal welfare groups.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Wouldn't he be more like, her great-grandfather by age. :D
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do they dig a trenchline? Do they think they're at Omaha Beach?
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Oder wir sagen einfach wieder Stinkreich weil sie reiche Stinker sind.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe something happens on the way to the golf course, never lose hope!
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Depends if they enjoy it.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
What silly headline is that, anyway? You'd think the role of a headline is to convey an idea of what the article is about, but no, not in these internet times. *sigh*
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Darn Franchise brain, I had to read that headline on the right three times to realize that they didn't mean Marvel as in the company...
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, that's one migration really everyone should be able to agree on. :)
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, Night of the Creeps. Loved that movie so much back in the days. ❤️
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social)
I would make the funniest side note to history ever, if he had died and it was because he took health advice from Brainworms.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
So one would not be amiss in saying it no longer tickles you fancy now that it kept tickling your nose? :)
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Death Harder is the sequel, you should safe it for the other guy.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Seeing that cover makes me sad they never did the animated Buffy show.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social)
Never in my time has one person's anticipated death brought so many people together. 😀
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
"Oppposing political views" is quite the wording there.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social)
OMG, that's almost as stupid as that "They aborted my gf" reddit post I saw over at the bad place. :D
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's go authors, this is your chance to slay a dragon.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
😂
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd have no clue, so berk away at me to your hearts content, I won't mind. :)
AskAubry 🦝 🐆 (@askaubry.com) reposted
Manosphere: women in the 50s and 60s were just fine, look at how happy they were. Feminism ruined everything. Butisol 1965
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
MEMPHIS—FedEx filed a notification detailing 611 layoffs at its facilities in Shelby County less than a year after raking in huge corporate tax breaks from Gov. Bill Lee. Exhibit ♾️ that trickle down economics is really just welfare for the rich.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social)
Took a moment. 😄
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Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
That sled had its own Columbo episode, didn't it?
Transitional Fossil (@transitfossil.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
can't say that they were keeping god out of the classroom. protestants will smugly say Catholics deserve it for getting god wrong. believers will offer thoughts and prayers. no one will do anything. guns in america are not for opposing fascist tyrants. they are for slaughtering children.
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Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Atari *something* XL I think it was called, contemporary to the C64 if memory serves.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, but they are foundational.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Been wondering if Trump counts bombing Iran after they were attacked by Israel as "ending a war".
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social)
The pettiness of Evil:
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
"I can't be bought with money... wait, are those chips? I'm listening man, I'm listening."
Preorder Read This When Things Fall Apart (@mskellymhayes.bsky.social) reposted
As someone who has closely followed the effects of ChatGPT on people's mental health, the most shocking thing about this story is that it's *the first* wrongful death suit.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social)
PSA: When your reaction to children asking you questions is "I don't want to have to explain that shit to them", you should not be around children, because asking questions is what they do, it's practically their job description.
Merriam-Webster (@merriam-webster.com) reposted
“I before e, except after c…” …unless your neighbor weighs his eight-year-old in a sleigh. This "rule" is best thought of as an easy way to remember the spelling pattern of words that came to English from French. receive perceive conceive deceive deceit conceit receipt
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social)
That's comforting to know.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Depends on their eyesight.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Did a Cenobite write that? 😬
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Would be more like "We're gonna need a bigger _taco_."
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
The Plague Dogs, I had watched Watership Down and still wasn't prepared for how bleak that movie is.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
And this equation would never work anyway, the moment you show them a willingness to sacrifice one group they will just move on to the next one.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I still have the one with Nessie on the cover around somewhere. :)
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems more like an accessory befitting a Dr Connors. :)
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Justice prevailing, love that for them, and hopefully that landlord learned their lesson.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, sexpest Cuomo worrying about daughters? ORLY?
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Getting Pixie anywhere near a Apocalypse button and telling her not to push it? That's totally on Gabe. :D
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
I can see all those "Become a pick-up artist in just 7 days" influencers selling that to their victims, ah followers.
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social)
Of all the stupid hypotheticals in all the world, this one had to walk into my TL. *sigh*
Gerd Duerner (@gerdduerner.bsky.social) reply parent
Was genau will er da prüfen lassen, die AfD Nähe der CDU ist doch praktisch belegt, und nicht spätestens seit diese sich auf Seite der Rechten geschlagen haben um eine Verfassungsrichterin zu verhindern.