Gleafer
@gleafer.bsky.social
Artist that’s chaotic good, but mostly just chaotic. She/her/they https://www.patreon.com/Gleafer?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator
created November 7, 2024
6,760 followers 1,398 following 8,588 posts
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Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooh! Try not to be scared, as hard as it is! Chances are high it’s something annoying like a virus or even stress messing with you. It’s good you’re going in for a check-up and taking care of yourself! ❤️
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
The frog lips somehow work.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
The sick BURNS makes for the yearns!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s the monster we crave.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing wrong with a little slap n’ tickle!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s terrifying.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yeah! Lmao!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t remember what I drew! LOL! Let’s blame that on perimenopause. I’m blaming all my flubs on it, these days.
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Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s a great governor and he’d be a helluva president.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d draw them all like this:
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That counts doubly!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
*laughs in blasphemy*
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
The myth writers would’ve felt right at home on AO3 if they were alive today!
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Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes it does!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social)
What do we say to the God of Death? HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Wonderful!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile I can huff crayolas and am 5 again.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
HE LIKES IT.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
No lie detected!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social)
Me posting about blocking online bullying and then galloping over to my husband’s account to bully him.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
A smidge.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social)
GOP Gross Old Pricks
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Especially with crazies who think they deserve attention by bullying celebrities. SHUNNED.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social)
Don’t give online bullies oxygen. Block them.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
…you’re an odd one, ain’t ya.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
GASPUH! Best mail day ever!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social)
Where my exercise tag buddies at? TAG! At the clerb burning cherb.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Happiest birthday!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
*me at the grocery store braless and planning to run into the post office next* You monster.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
I went from cute fat cats to monsters eating villagers 😂
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Often!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Disgusting. Didn’t Meta also go the Twitter route and got rid of all moderation so Nazis can Nazi in the name of “free speech”?
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
No! I was watching cute anime and then suddenly got thrown into a AoT algorithm!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Truly. Biff couldn’t have been more Trump if he tried.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social)
Ooo! Cute Anime TikToks! I haven’t watched anime in years! *5 minutes and a whole bunch of Attack on Titan later* That…um…that escalated quickly.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Hear, hear! Whoops! Mine’s busy.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
THAT MUTHA.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Quaker!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s like grapist have their own club or something.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Alt: Art of me with a judgmental parrot on my shoulder thinking “I could draw better feet with both wings tied behind my back”
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social)
Me and The Jerk.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
…get a room!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t help but feel that would ALSO involve the police.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
It has begun!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Lmao!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social)
This freaking loud poop machine.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes please!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Let me try this again without typos: TO BE FAIR that’s how I look when someone is cutting birthday cake.
Stone Cold Jane Austen (@abbyhiggs.bsky.social) reposted
I heard Mexico has agreed to pay for the funeral
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s terrifying!😂
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
I swear I used to be smart…ish.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social)
You know what’s fun? My hold of the English language being dicey now that I have perimenopause brain. Why are words? This be hard.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it orange and moldy?
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Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social)
Drawing flustered angels are my jam!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social)
Things I knew about when getting a Quaker parrot: 1) you gotta get real cool with cleaning poop really quick 2) LOUD 3) these potatoes live to 25 to 30 Things I didn’t know: 1) they purr 2) the sass 3) how something the size of an avocado can suddenly rule the house
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh hiiiii!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh imma tell you alllll about it! Loudly and full of tears!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
BRING THE ACTION *gets Kleenex ready for the tears*
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
GIMME THE LINK PUHLEASE!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social)
It’s better with the music. www.instagram.com/p/DOCkvNnkT2...
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
I am!
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Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
🥹❤️❤️❤️
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Like horny Manna from Heaven!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social)
@texacilian.bsky.social thank you again for the lovely Vagina Museum postcard, sticker and bracelet! You are a GEM! 😍❤️
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s beautiful!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
So cute!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
We be silly!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh thank you! 😍❤️
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social)
Any other Patreon creator line up a bunch of content then schedule it to slowly drop throughout the week/month BUT you love your subs so much you release everything instantly and RUIN your plan, constantly? No? Just my ADHD ass? I’m almost at 1,200 posts. Jesus.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh I agree! You’re a humdinger of a demon!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh myyyyy!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
I have not!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
¡MUY DELICIOSO! -ogles in Telemundo
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh thank you!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social)
Doing a fun series on my Patreon called Fallin’ for you! It’s fandom favorites falling through the stratosphere, giving each other a hard time. I’m having fun! #goodomens #sherlock #spn #buffythevampireslayer
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah! Thanks for the tip! Have an art of you acting like a cat:
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately it’s still alive.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social)
WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AS WELL, RIGHT? #teamcheeseburger
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
When my youngest was in kindergarten they had them practice in the bathroom what to do if a “bad guy” is in the school. He showed me how he had to stand up on the toilets to hide his feet. When I say ban them, I mean every last ONE of them.
Alex Miller @FanX Salt Lake A645 (@smudgeandfrank.bsky.social) reposted
September 1st!! Save the date, my darlings!! 💖👀✨️ Two ineffable (and squishy) entities will be revealed on Kickstarter, and you won't want to miss them!! 💖😇😈✨️ #goodomens #aziraphale #crowley #plushies #go #ineffablehusbands #kickstarter
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooooh I’m sorry. Mine did too. But I live farrrr away!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social)
There’s always a KillJoy in the crowd.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
The moon!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yeah!!!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Silly hints that he’s about to bite the big one.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
Running out of spoons is no fun.
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social)
And we alllllll know what this is referring to!
Gleafer (@gleafer.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate to get my hopes up… BUT THEY ARE.