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Gnome Pickles

@gnomepickles.bsky.social

Hi there, I am a streamer who does things that are some times not really awful, come hang out with us at https://www.twitch.tv/gnomepickles

created August 27, 2023

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Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

If you have a flower pot that fits inside another you can pour some cool water in the big one, place the smaller one insider that pot and cover both with a wet cloth. It will keep the food cool for a bit longer.

1/9/2025, 11:13:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

I know exactly how you mean. At first they can come off a bit nervous and maybe even a bit adorable with their hyper fixation, until you challenge them on it and they turn absolutely feral.

1/9/2025, 3:19:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social)

My spending habits after getting an extra bonus at work show that I might just be a very old child who cannot be trusted to manage my own money.

1/9/2025, 2:08:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

The most fascinating thing about humans is the blind confidence with zero qualifications.

1/9/2025, 2:01:24 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

You seem to be suffering some kind of break with reality, do you need me to contact a doctor for you?

1/9/2025, 1:22:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Reach em*

1/9/2025, 1:04:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Neck and a groin, no matter how big they are they all have a neck and a groin. Granted if they are big enough you need a step ladder to reach me but my point stands

1/9/2025, 1:04:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok then, thank you for sharing, your contribution to the conversation has been noted.

1/9/2025, 12:55:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

What I would like for you to do is to calm down, walk outside, and gently, ever so gently, touch some grass. Maybe realize that freaking out on social media is not attractive or interesting. You can walk away and still maintain a bit of dignity here.

1/9/2025, 12:47:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

I am sure on some planet you would be considered intimidating and cool, but your weak link is, this is Earth.

1/9/2025, 12:41:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey why don't you respond a few more times, it will surely convince me you aren't a weirdo.

1/9/2025, 12:32:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

I plugged that math into my calculator and it made a frownie face.

1/9/2025, 11:45:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

That profile tells me if I went out with him I would be held hostage in a mid restaurant he insisted on while telling me the food is, "fire," while he tells me all about how crypto is gonna change the world. Then after his third cocktail he will bounce leaving me with the bill.

1/9/2025, 10:41:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

"Why does my singles add get no traction? Women just have too high standards and need to be reasonable!" Shout men after posting a singles ad that looks like answering it will get the woman put on a milk carton.

1/9/2025, 6:41:47 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

The clearest sign of who a man is is when he is asked to forgo something in order to protect another. If he is not willing to set up his life in a way that accommodates for your well being in even a minor way he is not to be relied on.

1/9/2025, 6:38:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Take it to hr* please stop auto replace.

31/8/2025, 11:27:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

One party consent*

31/8/2025, 11:25:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Bullies like this boss get off on thinking he has power, but I can assure you, petty little pricks like him are the favorite prey of certain lawyers. One of my former bosses loves making people like him cry.

31/8/2025, 11:24:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Everything and take it to her, and legally she should be protected from retaliation and as he is a rulebook of violations she should be safe. If she does get terminated this case would be a gift and easy win by the DOL and any lawyer who could even stay awake at trial.

31/8/2025, 11:23:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Legally the boss is already in hot water. Demotion after FMLA is not legal. What he is asking her to do is not legal. I would suggest check phone recording consent in her state, if it a party consent state she can record calls from him requesting her to spy on her coworker. She needs to document...

31/8/2025, 11:21:16 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

That is what I have been trying to say, and I am sorry that that did not come through.

31/8/2025, 10:33:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Not what I am trying to do, thank you for pointing it out.

31/8/2025, 10:32:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean the thing that told me it is healthy to eat at least three pebbles a day is gonna be my doctor moving forward? Great, I didn't want to hit my forties.

31/8/2025, 3:18:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Same thing happened in Olympic shooting events. Women outshot men and men responded by gendering the sport.

31/8/2025, 3:15:58 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

"I find companionship hard to come by, so should I maybe join a club or maybe develop a hobby so I meet new people? Nah, I think I will instead have a public tantrum with a literal red flag. You know, like an e titled child."

31/8/2025, 3:12:31 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⚘Carina (@carina-amyth.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

There aren't enough girls who want to date conservatives more like it lol.

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31/8/2025, 2:16:38 PM | 125 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social)

Customer service skills are mostly the ability to continue on a conversation with someone you would love to see spontaneously combust and not letting them see that you hate them.

31/8/2025, 2:22:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

"She had the full power to stop it..." Sir, it is my legal duty to inform you that saying that gives me the legal right to hunt you, so you may want to start running.

31/8/2025, 2:08:03 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you, you have just given me an idea for a spicy fiction novella. To the computer I go!

31/8/2025, 1:34:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

I keep expecting Thundarr to leap at him shouting that, "the humans will be free of you wizard! So says Thundarr and the sun sword!"

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31/8/2025, 1:14:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Money exists solely to facilitate trade, we are seeing it instead used to hoard power and control lives, so honestly we have two choices. Nationalize payment processers or abandon this economic system. Capitalism seems to have reached the end of its usefulness to us.

31/8/2025, 11:14:34 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BrookeBaubles (@brookebaubles.bsky.social) reposted

It's often easy to forget that this country is full of heroes protecting their communities every day.

30/8/2025, 8:03:57 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

The world may seem dark, and villains are loud, but what is good just and true can still prevail.

31/8/2025, 11:10:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Why was he even confirmed? The man being in office has stained all of our hands with blood thanks to his anti intellectual rhetoric and fear mongering.

31/8/2025, 11:09:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue (@crits4cats.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

In addition to the above, there is no where else I can overnight a miracle nipple or quality kitten formula if we need supplies in an emergency at midnight. We are in a relatively rural area with no pet stores open 24-hours. I hate to say it but using Amazon has absolutely saved tiny lives before.

31/8/2025, 1:43:33 AM | 347 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

It is almost like giant monopolies being the only game in town makes it hard for smaller groups who have no access to dedicated funding avenues have to do what they can and weigh using something harmful against the good they can do for their cause.

31/8/2025, 11:05:48 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

"Hey don't make us violate the Constitution and invade your city to suppress the votes of minorities and poor people, cause we will."

31/8/2025, 11:02:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Near the end of her life I was caring for my grandma and honestly this pose reminds me of how she moved hear the end so much. The unsteadiness, the bunch, the raised arm for balance as someone walks right beside him in case he starts to list.

31/8/2025, 11:01:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

I own most of a mandolin and a drumstick, and am so in!

31/8/2025, 6:30:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merritt (@merrittk.com) reposted

buy my book or ill shoot you with an evil gun merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene

31/8/2025, 4:03:05 AM | 77 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

The look in her eyes confirms this. "Putting me down is hazardous to your health human."

31/8/2025, 6:29:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean I am down for the rivalry part but I am also ace as heck so I don't know about the romance but.

31/8/2025, 6:22:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Then as those kids have grown up on that art we see those patriarchal lessons doubled down on over and over again and it is becoming a feedback loop of bs.

31/8/2025, 6:22:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

I apologize if I gave the wrong impression that this is something we were just taught. Way I look at it the media we raise boys on has made. The problem worse because ideas of the patriarchy have become so ingrained in art. We teach patriarchal lessons to kids earlier and earlier and enforce it.

31/8/2025, 6:20:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly I think it's the media we all grew up with. We grew up being promised a pretty woman just because we are the hero of the story. It's good to be reminded that women are actually people who can say no and aren't gonna find our plucky sexual harassment cute and endearing.

31/8/2025, 2:04:56 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

I go beyond it being ok, I think it's needed. We need a reminder sometimes that we aren't owed attention from women. It reminds us that we aren't the center of the universe.

30/8/2025, 11:55:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

I would bet every dollar I have that he specifically targets young women and she is about to learn a very shitty lesson about men like this, and I hate that for her.

30/8/2025, 10:41:31 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Family you are born with is the suggested party for the rpg of life. Sometimes that doesn't match your play style, and it is ok to customize that party and to remove a member who ruins your entire strategy.

30/8/2025, 10:38:02 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell there were things like the James Randi prize where all people had to do was demonstrate what they believed and show it was real and you get a cash prize. We are begging for proof cause that would be fascinating.

30/8/2025, 4:12:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

We will be seeing people suffer and die from this decision for generations.

30/8/2025, 3:04:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe these guys should be spending more time enjoying the toys their girlfriend's packed for them, maybe enjoy some of the snacks she likely packed, soon it will be lunch, where he can enjoy the food she made and brought and the water from the bottles she filled.

30/8/2025, 3:02:26 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

If someone was able to show a link to vaccines and autism they would be given all of the grants and all of the fame. There is no magic head of science deciding what can be released and what cannot, this is just the silliest darn thing.

30/8/2025, 1:46:53 PM | 41 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

"How do they know what you're doing?" I assume they are peeing my dude. I get it, when you have a kid you grow Liam Nieson gland that makes you seem threats everywhere, but this one is imaginary. Trans people need to be able to pee in bathrooms, so you need to chill.

30/8/2025, 11:21:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

With a caliber that pretty much anyone can control and use. Along with ammunition being plentiful and cheap.

30/8/2025, 11:19:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

The Internet will become an even sillier place and we will fully prove that there is no bottom floor to hell

30/8/2025, 11:17:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

"Don't feed hungry children because we have to be afraid of their parents," is a weird take and I honestly don't know how someone that paranoid lives day by day. "I found a penny in the street, nice try IRS, trying to make me get income that I will forget to declare so you can audit me!"

30/8/2025, 11:15:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

From the pictures that you and Jake share during the fall and winter I would say your real personality comes through. It's more the vibe and the color choices that keep the real you shining through.

30/8/2025, 9:30:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like she has a strange health issue that is gonna require thought and maybe some specialized care so he is looking for an excuse to dip where he can avoid feeling like the bad guy. I second the dump him suggestion.

30/8/2025, 6:29:47 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

I would not feel safe sleeping at someone's house after never meeting them in person. She was right to see it as a red flag cause dude is not right in the brain pan.

30/8/2025, 5:03:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Deceptively simple, but very true, so you're right on the money friend.

30/8/2025, 3:19:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

But where else am I going to find arguments between people who don't believe the Holocaust happened and people who think it did but should be celebrated? Yes, that is a real thing I saw on Twitter.

29/8/2025, 1:37:18 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

We get it Elon, your daughter doesn't like you and as your tiny mind cannot accept that you're lashing out like an angry toddler. We understand, we just don't like or respect you.

29/8/2025, 1:33:34 PM | 120 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

I was one of these, "nice guys," in highschool, and thankfully I got my ass kicked by the woman who became my best friend. We need everyone of these kids to meet a rad person who hits them in the head with a chemistry book and reminds them that to be a nice guy you have to be nice.

29/8/2025, 1:26:20 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

"But make sure it is to the right religion, and only the right version of that religion or we will kill you in an orgy blood, violence, and fire."

29/8/2025, 11:14:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Not justifying their hatred of people in urban areas. You are doing Trump's and the Republicans job for them here dude. I am shocked you cannot see that.

29/8/2025, 7:27:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Democrats have viewed rural areas as acceptable to lose because they take for granted the support of people in urban spaces. Republicans have made their lives worse and screamed that the city is scary and hurting them. The way to win their vote is working to improve their lives and making inroads.

29/8/2025, 7:27:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

"Some of you are acceptable losses and I don't care about your lives. All tax dollars should go to places where I live so that you filthy peasants who didn't vote the way I wanted you to should starve and die."

29/8/2025, 7:25:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

You have flatly said that you want people in rural areas to suffer as punishment for voting incorrectly. Nobody is saying giving people in rural areas higher priority, we are saying stop ignoring their needs which both parties have been doing for generations.

29/8/2025, 6:52:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

So your plan to revitalize our resources is to unperson huge swaths of territory and millions of people? That doesn't sound like a great plan.

29/8/2025, 6:40:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/-R6akD5v-MU?... All hail Don Fluffles, the kitty that ran floor 75 When life lets you make an SAO abridged reference you take it.

29/8/2025, 6:39:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

How stupid did he think his spouse was?

29/8/2025, 6:28:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cats of Yore (@catsofyore.bsky.social) reposted

That girl thinks she’s the queen of the neighborhood. I got news for you: SHE IS. Photo from my collection, undated.

Black and white photo of a shorthaired tabby cat lying on a sunny sidewalk, looking very relaxed and confident.
29/8/2025, 5:06:28 AM | 1643 117 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Before you move into her territory you must deliver tribute upon her and she will decide if you are worthy to be one of the humans she protects.

29/8/2025, 5:09:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

How about we work to elevate the lives of all people? Not just people who voted our way, but all people. Not to win political points, but because it is the right thing to do. Imagine if we lived up to our ideals. I get you're angry, you have a right to be, but the way you're expressing it is gross.

29/8/2025, 5:01:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Only Fans is of course degenerate for the crime of allowing the performer to keep a bigger slice of the revenue then traditional adult sites and also allowing the model to control what scenes they perform. The horror.

29/8/2025, 4:58:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean there are flights to Russia dude. Go on, walk the walk buddy.

29/8/2025, 4:56:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

I get being angry at how the election turned out and what MAGA is doing to this country, but it honestly feels like these folks want revenge. They want pain for people in rural areas who have been disserved by both parties. Republicans just stoke fear and Democrats justify that fear by ignoring them

29/8/2025, 4:55:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

People are so exhausting. Each and every day I reminded that I made the right decision to be a hateful shut in.

29/8/2025, 4:41:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

"No see I slipped and fell onto her, and we were both pantsless, for reasons! Then I decided that I should do some push ups while I was prone cause I wanted to look good for you!"

29/8/2025, 4:35:55 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

A reminder to all peoples, a duty to apologize does not confer a duty to accept that apology. You can show remorse and not have that remorse accepted by the other person.

29/8/2025, 4:34:23 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

I never got the, "have fun with your cats then," threat. Ya, I am sure she will. Have you ever cuddled a cat dude? Best thing in the world.

29/8/2025, 4:31:25 AM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair enough, I just get exhausted because I then have to tense for a bunch of dude bros going, "now this is how you design a female character," in my feed. No wait, I don't have to deal with that as much anymore. I don't log onto twitter anymore.

29/8/2025, 4:28:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. Like sexuality isn't something that is wrong or bad. We just don't want it to be everything. It just needs to have a reason to be there, a reason beyond the writer wanted to include it I mean. Representation doesn't mean, "look a woman is there," it means a woman exists as a full character.

29/8/2025, 4:22:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

What I don't get, is we have porn out there. There is porn for literally every single taste out there. Video games, movies, or whatever, doesn't need to be porn. Attitudes like this dude's are exhausting.

29/8/2025, 4:16:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Feed them strawberries!

29/8/2025, 12:03:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

"Fuck you I am 30 bats now!"

28/8/2025, 11:08:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

It is almost like his primary goal is to have people he feels are inferior to himself.

28/8/2025, 11:04:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

"I was watching children today, studying them, making serious not of them. You know, to check their inflammation levels of course."

28/8/2025, 10:07:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nate "the Late" Carney (@inapproprinate.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Politics in America has been "vote for me so the other guy doesnt win" for so long fools like you actually think that's how it should be, and actually have the gall to castigate others for *you* being stupid.

26/8/2025, 8:41:31 AM | 18 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahhhh, one of those, "this will show you for thinking you're better then me just because you put in a bunch of effort and pushed yourself to be the best while I sat on the couch eating cookies," sort of thing? How absolutely pathetic.

28/8/2025, 9:39:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

With the Democrats refusing to actually stand for anything but always being willing to give into Republican demands I honestly think the US is on the verge of collapse, and I think the country deserves it.

28/8/2025, 8:09:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate that we have to fully spell this out to protect people. We live in a dystopia.

28/8/2025, 8:02:26 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

I am sorry, but choosing your boyfriend's comfort over having your grandchild at a holiday, madam, are you mad? In all seriousness, kind of reads like the boyfriend is starting to edit people out of the mother's life. If she caves he edits out grandkid, if she doesn't he edits out daughter too.

28/8/2025, 8:01:05 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

The Democrats entire response to Trump has been so historically mismanaged that it makes me want to cry. Republicans would rather die then vote for any Democrat and alienating the Leftist vote isn't working, but the universe will experience heat death before they accept that.

28/8/2025, 7:57:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnome Pickles (@gnomepickles.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate that that makes sense to me. The idea of being so disconnected and scared that all they care about is people remembering that they exist and remembering something they did. It's pathetic and narcissistic, but I get it and I hate it.

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I still need to find copies of these books.

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I live and love to serve!

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The only use twitter has at the moment is being a containment chamber for people who are really into the third Reich.

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Porch guardian. Photo from my collection, ca. 1918 - 1922.

Sepia toned black and white photo of a beautiful medium haired tabby cat sitting outside on a sunny wooden porch.
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"We don't cotton to types that don't bring treats round these parts."

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