Sup the last dregs of summer
By day a nurse, but by night asleep (sometimes the other way round). Delver, tinkerer & mystic fungus enthusiast. Proud Citizen of Nowhere. Gender: Snufkin, demi-sexual, pronouns: any Never knowingly understood Forth and fear no darkness!
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Sup the last dregs of summer
the fatal flaw with the Bluesky is dying proposition is that it ignores the broader truth that I am also dying, as are you, and everybody you know. By dying Bluesky lets us know that it’s one of us, that it shares in our beauty and our pain. Grow or die? No, there is no “or.” Bluesky understands
Probably! 😊
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Is there some kind of beef between witches and zombies that I’m not aware of? Rob, mate, don’t be that guy!
😞 it’s a great song, but the anti-witch sentiment spoils it for me
IBS is kicking my arse
I’m probably doing it wrong, but can’t difference between Southwark and Suffolk
“His business partner and medical provider were promptly contacted…” no family? 😬 Also, is this the same one person who was contacted?!
FREDRICK!
“Nothing is more important than stopping fascism, because fascism will stop us all.” - Fred Hampton
This is the brain, right? It’s been a while
I’m stuck in mod heaven/hell. I’ll get around to the brain eventually
She has decided to take a nap in my sleeve
*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker. *My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
Autism is as natural as the breeze and the rain It's fascism, actually, that's artificially induced into our children
Still 1 thousand times better than a Teasmade
This is incredible
That might do him in 😆😄
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL! vibes
British space program
Next level rice cooker.
Bluesky right now ...
CatGPT doesn’t answer, only asks the most important questions Where is the food? How much food will there be? Where is the food? When will the food get here? Where is the food? Will the food be a long time? Where is the food? Imagine a world where you never have to ask these questions again
Hard water or heavy water, your choice! 😆 Is that temporary thing?
When will she teach us the secrets of her advanced civilisation?
@edithcharles.bsky.social
Thank you @joshgabbatiss.bsky.social for the reminder that golf courses should be forcibly seized by the government and converted to solar farms interactive.carbonbrief.org/factcheck/so...
There was scampi for tea. Sufficient fish tax was paid. #EverybodyLovesMousecow #AndMissyToo
“It’s like a dog, but better in every way”
I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂
I’m more of a Drum & Bass Druid these days
I saw a “hi-res upscale” of the original video on YouTube, but I feared the taint of AI so I didn’t watch it 🤨😆
I also saw something about technoviking a few weeks ago and ended up reading the Wikipedia article. I love that it took place at the Fuckparade 😊
So he means there’s no need for discussion and you’re taking them in?
Poor Steve 😞
POV: you are in danger
fave thing on the internet today is a reddit post by a nurse who asked a 5 year old if he had any questions, and was completely flummoxed when he looked her dead in the eye and went "why don't sharks have eyebrows"
Anyway hello
I’m surprised more of them didn’t jump on the idea after Rory Stewart did that documentary on the Middle Land (terrible name) www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b...
Rookie error on my part 😆
Only Northumbrian independence can create the buffer zone we need 😆 I think Cumbria should join up with Strathclyde again “Right lads, the bbc says we’re all back to being reivers”
Pendant in the shape of a ram's head, Eastern Mediterranean, 5th–4th century BC, made of glass
Looks like a prototype dalek
"The rise of the 'performative male' - are men pretending to be Allied armour in order to impress women?"
👇 @vicunions.bsky.social advert. Brilliant. No notes 👊💜
In a kool aid man way, or a cia move between the molecules way?
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
See leopards. Cute, friend-shaped See seals. Cute, friend-shaped See leopard seals. UNFETTERED PRIMORDIAL HORROR. A DINOSAUR THAT SWAM FROM HELL
Until we give a crow adderall we will never know their full potential
The tits tits
I’ve documented protests for decades. The asylum hotel protests I’ve photographed have all been very small. When I first turned up at the Newcastle protest, and asked the police where the protesters were, they pointed to one man and said he’s over there.
posting this while Americans are asleep: these termites use magnetism to build mounds as a wedge aligned north-south, ensuring there's always a sun-free side and passively cooling the nest. This means termites don't have to build tiny power stations and a tiny power grid to run AC
It’s usually best to do the exact opposite of the English at any given moment
Yeah, I remember reading about those negotiations - they were tough!
The wizard ponders his orb.
Another case of cats reproducing via budding
Totally agree. This is why I live in Newcastle
There’s a monster under my bed
she refuses to teach me how to do this
My cat lucifer is a simple guy - he’s not super smart, like his evil genius sister - but one thing he excels at is sitting, breaking new ground in the science of Sitting Down
I have (as an inveterate ginger) always wanted to hibernate through ugh July and August
I’m just glad I could identify all the flags without looking them up - Czechia nearly tripped me up! 😆 Real greater European integration 😊
Was watching this quite casually then got VERY invested
things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
Soon Milkshake season will draw to a close and Hot Chocolate season will begin (there are only two seasons)
The cats are going Super Banana Nut Balls due to the presence of one (1) tiny fly
Changed by immigration. So what?
Getting ready for my Archaeology class this fall. I've got this down!
Milk song, that I know
What’s a silk song?
This is a pretty good bit
I continue to love Gus ❤️😊
so, to understand this story there are a few things you need to know - my cat, Gus, believes he is a trained support animal - he is not (he has relatives who are, but he is not) - he believes he is a seizure-detecting dog - he is not a dog - I do not get seizures
Given we have a very bloody strong body of actual evidence that this currently-protected belief is being actively used to harm people with a protected characteristic *because* they have that characteristic, let's get at least another 1,956 signatures on here. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...
I too was a greasy homunculus - now I’m a slightly less greasy homunculus
@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
Here's an idea for Starmer supporters on here. Stop having a go at anyone vaguely left. Go do what his policies are intended to do. Go persaude Reform voters to vote Labour. Go tell them you agree with them.
Tell them you too hate foreigners, that benefits are for scrougers, that poor people shouldnt have kids, that trans people are iky. Go persuade the only people that 'matter'. If that's where the votes are, go do that. Personally.
One sentence horror story.
I think it might be The Stolen Child, also by Yeats. I love the Waterboys rendition of it 😊
starmer thinks ireland is in the british isles. a common mistake made by cunts
She doesn’t need a hero, she is the hero we need. 🤩
‘The people we have been starving were already quite ill’ is an admission of guilt not a defense.
commission for @7hearth.bsky.social who got this graphic as a gift for @miawong.bsky.social ! Pride month may be over but nobody is free until we're all free 🏳️⚧️🌟
I have too keep reminding my cats that they are kitty-cat-cats, because otherwise they might forget…and become something worse
“You fool! That wasn’t even my final form!” *health bar recharges*
Catbus is real! 🫨
We’re all Missy sometimes 😊
Here’s a photo of my cat trying to catch a bubble. You’re welcome.
you use a device but are still a creature
You’re never too old/old enough for Lime Street 😊
