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@godogsgo.bsky.social

I do not like your hat. German Lager > any IPA. All KC stuff.

created August 18, 2023

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Must have been a crazy night

31/8/2025, 5:35:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bet he thinks the tall housing projects are still a thing

31/8/2025, 5:11:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nebraska gets all the calls

29/8/2025, 2:34:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tesla defense - you can’t prove it was us if you can’t produce a body !

28/8/2025, 10:27:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also can substitute in Catholic guilt complex to same effect

28/8/2025, 7:08:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good Christ CNN is a paywall now?

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27/8/2025, 9:52:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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all this for a dumb logo? He would have a heart attack if this had been New Coke. Hmmmmm

26/8/2025, 11:59:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus, they chickened out on a manufactured logo controversy

26/8/2025, 11:19:45 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll keep it simple, go fuck yourself.

26/8/2025, 5:41:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love the “meets more Americans and shakes their hands on a daily basis than any other president in history.” The Dear Leader…

25/8/2025, 11:24:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What do I get if I burn a Mizzou flag?

25/8/2025, 6:27:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did he specify “American” flag? If not I’m burning a Russian flag, just for him.

25/8/2025, 6:27:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just don’t buy that any conservatives have seen either “the warriors” or “west side story”

24/8/2025, 8:27:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Repping PV brother.

24/8/2025, 4:11:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Mutuals” is the place to be but I think I followed back too many Dem “shit is going bad” posters and though I agree it floods my timeline into doom. Lesson: mute people

24/8/2025, 1:52:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shit MST3K did that? Must find

23/8/2025, 7:50:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Side note - how do KState and Iowa State appeal to Ireland? Notre Dame I get it.

23/8/2025, 5:16:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Posting on the Twitter or the BlueSky ain’t action. Are we buying pitchforks? Who’s building the guillotine? How do I know the rest of y’all gonna show up? Do we have folks lined up to raid the prisons if we get locked up? Yeah we’ll push the fuck back but are you getting handcuffed first?

23/8/2025, 5:11:06 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Answer: a well made suit

23/8/2025, 1:12:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agreed, the Gobbler had moments

23/8/2025, 1:30:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can you DFA someone mid game?

23/8/2025, 1:24:16 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 1:04:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Update: some guy named Ari Wolfe

23/8/2025, 12:40:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds like a Foster or a Brant.

23/8/2025, 12:36:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Class action right?

23/8/2025, 12:29:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll say it again, they keep outthinking themselves. Just buy something like channel 38 or 62 and air all the games for free. The streaming approach locks out too many eyeballs. Eyeballs = commercials/$$

23/8/2025, 12:25:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If we’re renaming the Gulf of Mexico we can damn well call it the Louisiana River

23/8/2025, 12:10:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“One Rhode Island Two Rhode Island” is much much easier

23/8/2025, 12:02:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s right next to the close caption icon

22/8/2025, 11:57:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apple TV feature allowing Royals radio with the telecast is nice

22/8/2025, 11:21:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean if the answer is go punch a nazi I’ll do it but need to know we got backup y’all

22/8/2025, 10:41:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s the seat where you can watch the action while keeping an eye on your Camaro in the parking lot.

22/8/2025, 10:07:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was checking it this morning and oh lord a mighty those people need lives

22/8/2025, 9:02:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bolton needs to find the nearest microphone and say he has the Epstein files in his office (regardless of whether that’s true)

22/8/2025, 6:03:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like how you threw in key parties

21/8/2025, 8:05:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Eight Sleep’s “Pod” system uses water-filled tubes in a mattress cover to adjust bed temperature between 55°F and 110°F” Who the hell wants a bed at 110° ?

21/8/2025, 4:41:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agree, let them be kids and grow up. Completing college in 4 (or 5) years is fine. Plenty of time to be an adult and miserable.

21/8/2025, 4:35:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuuuuuck, when do we march?

21/8/2025, 2:46:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see what you did there

21/8/2025, 2:43:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All catching up on laundry / ironing

21/8/2025, 1:36:26 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The bad: President dumpy pants Redistricting Dem leaders Gaza/Israel Fat fuck ICE agents Blind champions of AI Tariffs Inflation Stupid people leading government News media treating this as normal It’s fucking hot outside/climate change My car leaking oil The good: Child #1 starting college !!!!!!

21/8/2025, 1:35:48 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Substitute our Dumb leader’s voice and this still works

20/8/2025, 11:35:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The gaffe, which occurred while he was calling in to conservative commentator Mark Levin’s radio show…….. DUDE IS CALLING INTO DRIVETIME RADIO?

20/8/2025, 10:24:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kobo reader should give access to alt ebook stores. Some Amazon titles are DRM free so you can download. Others you need to strip the DRM which I don’t have the energy for.

20/8/2025, 8:16:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And to you.

20/8/2025, 12:39:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Billy Bob is alive

20/8/2025, 12:38:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So we can ditch at least 3 of the combos it appears

20/8/2025, 2:01:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The @royals.com should add an effect where any ball in the fountain causes a noticeable explosive splash (artificially created by some sort of jet).

20/8/2025, 1:54:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok he’s back now in the 8th all is well.

20/8/2025, 1:30:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So Denny Matthews was on the broadcast in the 2nd and then missed his customary 5th inning and hasn’t been heard from sitting next to Jake.

20/8/2025, 1:11:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Naps are good

18/8/2025, 6:22:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great. Probably means he’s out tomorrow but could’ve been worse

17/8/2025, 1:29:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok just turned it on what happened to Vinny?

17/8/2025, 1:20:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s probably more like 5’5 and 5’11

15/8/2025, 7:46:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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mid day Turner Classic is the best

PEOPLE !
15/8/2025, 5:31:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He and Pritzker know how to handle him

14/8/2025, 8:57:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Carlos Estevez leads the league in unreliable.

13/8/2025, 9:03:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here’s to swimmin’ with bowlegged women

13/8/2025, 1:26:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5 count em, FIVE sausages racing. There is room for barbecue sauce expansion.

12/8/2025, 7:01:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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for gods sake our ENTIRE AIRPORT has a barbecue theme

12/8/2025, 6:57:47 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hot dog derby assembling last night. Still amazed they don’t have barbecue sauce it’s a total layup.

The hot dog derby assembling still with no barbecue sauce option
12/8/2025, 6:57:47 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, but he’s got good hair so that’s something

12/8/2025, 5:22:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 4:11:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clearly it’s that same guy but from 30 years jn the past.

12/8/2025, 4:07:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So I’m guessing next week a trade surplus and budget surplus? What the hell, it’s only macroeconomics !

12/8/2025, 1:51:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 1:05:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Surprise twist Taylor is going to release the Epstein files

12/8/2025, 3:21:49 AM | 30 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yasztresmski walk up song - Zeppelin

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12/8/2025, 1:38:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rush was a great band

11/8/2025, 3:07:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The agent meets his control

11/8/2025, 3:07:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow, DC sounds like a total nightmare…..I guess consider the messenger

11/8/2025, 2:47:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lovely choice today

11/8/2025, 1:33:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah if there is a greater crime than Pedo President it’s Israel literally turning third reich

11/8/2025, 1:32:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lord I have only ever asked you for one thing….

11/8/2025, 1:30:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I assume we all have an outline of plans for that day. Champagne on ice, a thick steak, hastily arranged neighborhood parade, etc.

11/8/2025, 1:28:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DISTRACTION

11/8/2025, 1:24:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1940 Norway crown princess flees as war starts, takes refuge in US, friendship with Roosevelt, advocates against Us neutrality. With all the charm a Masterpiece show brings of course.

10/8/2025, 6:20:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had started Atlantic Crossing but that sounds compelling

10/8/2025, 6:14:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which streamer?

10/8/2025, 6:11:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agree at least they know how to not glitch

10/8/2025, 6:11:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Roku?

10/8/2025, 5:54:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Acting like we just recently found out football is extremely violent and dangerous

10/8/2025, 1:34:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So he’s just cribbing policy from mid 90s thrillers. Wait till we have an asteroid on the way.

10/8/2025, 12:58:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Skyy Moore doesn’t make this team right?

10/8/2025, 12:51:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kansas City is so hip we have both Ted Lasso and Wednesday Addams !!

9/8/2025, 12:37:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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just became aware that the hobbit and lord of the rings connection was more than just “written by the same guy”

8/8/2025, 12:12:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Going with Zeppelin today

Led Zeppelin 2-4
7/8/2025, 7:09:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait….so the first bribe wasn’t enough?

7/8/2025, 1:45:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Join the Gestapo, they said. Quality time with your dad, they said. Now I’m on trial for war crimes”. -Jethro from Tennessee, 2033

7/8/2025, 1:40:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Totally looking forward to that.

7/8/2025, 3:06:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is accurate. Curious to see what ‘young adult’ brings

7/8/2025, 1:54:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I never understood how the war in this movie started, now I do.

7/8/2025, 1:16:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think he’s saying those of us who want roads and norms and fair elections are holding back Dems who are driving for more free expression, inclusion etc etc and though I support all of those things as a midwesterner I’m like hey let’s focus on roads norms and fair elections as a starting point.

7/8/2025, 12:50:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck this stupid green cardboard box they call a ballpark. Fuck Boston.

6/8/2025, 11:35:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are surely and certainly going after Adverbs next.

6/8/2025, 9:18:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More accurate “You may get a cup labeled Starbucks from a drone”. No coffee will be present. Also in what shitty world do we want this??

6/8/2025, 8:25:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have been there, I found reading aloud to them to help.

6/8/2025, 8:23:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He wasn’t even a rancher he was essentially a ranch real estate guy.

6/8/2025, 7:56:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I weep for his…..nah

6/8/2025, 7:17:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The posting was “barista” not “baristo”

6/8/2025, 7:16:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view