How much does a Presidential Medal of Freedom cost these days?
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How much does a Presidential Medal of Freedom cost these days?
Nobody who wants that job should be allowed to interact with actual people.
I just want one gd day where I’m not assaulted by conservative stupidity. Is that too much to ask?
Remember when anything mattered? 😑
To be fair, I’d rather my dog have autism than rabies.
BlueSkyism is the belief that facts are true, words have meaning, and human rights are for all humans.
Every day…
You would think that there was a limit to human stupidity 🤷🏻
So far in 2025 everything I’ve seen that was too stupid to be real has actually been even stupider when I looked into it.
Sure thing
I personally know teachers with no credentials in Az. Don’t believe everything you read on the internet, especially if it’s a state website.
Welcome to Herr Pedo Taco's America, which suspiciously like the worst of the southern USA during Jim Crow. I was born in 1950 and fully expected things to be so much better by now. I'm so ashamed.
It is true Emma. Check out Arizona
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Is it too much to hope that it’s Miller’s head?
We should bring back guillotines.
I’m concerned that these have become prerequisites.
Those people on BlueSky won’t let me get away with spouting racist shit…
This is child abuse.
In case you’re having a good day…
“The French don’t use butter in their cooking” is the best I can do.
A teaching credential isn’t required to teach in public schools in some states. It’s tragic.
What could possibly go wrong.... ?
It’s not a competition, but I still feel like I’m winning BlueSky.
How is it possible that I can read the stupidest statement I’v ever seen every single day?
My parents didn’t need to explain gay couples because they had gay friends. My mom did warn me not to out my 3rd grade teacher and that did take a while to explain.
Ignorance and bigotry aren’t good points.
Back when the public knew who people were.
How much are they paying Anthony Hopkins to play Trumb?
I’ve always preferred Ed Koch
Happy Labor Day, the Trump administration hates unions more than basically anything www.gravityisgone.com/a-lot-of-fol...
I’m laboring on Labor Day and these mfers gotta rub it in.
Pinterest has been around for years, but I’m still not seeing a lot of fancy Molotov cocktails there.
Maybe 40 years of settling for the lesser evil is long enough? 🤷🏻♂️
Financier is rich people talk for child sex trafficker.
This is a plan for ethnic cleansing. It’s morally horrific and absolutely insane
The thing that keeps me coming back to the Newsom stuff is that Democrats who object to our saying we'd never vote for him are refusing to treat us as ordinary voters who need to be won over, like any other demographic.
For some reason we have decided as a society to allow these people to say and do whatever they want. Any lie and any crime is acceptable when coming from a Republican.
Telling marginalized people they need to be the bigger person is an instant block. These scumbags do not respond to reason, politeness, pleading. They have proven this. You decide how to comport yourself. I decide how to comport myself. Keep the sanctimonious kumbaya shit away from me.
Unions were run by the mafia back then and we were better off.
Our neighbors are literally the worst people in history.
Why are shitposters smarter than Democratic strategists?
Trump's contribution to our politics was exposing that conservatives don't care about any of the principles they've said are sacrosanct for 100 years, and all they wanted was to be openly evil instead of circuitously evil. The Democrats who win will be the ones who understand this and act like it
Okay… who found the clueless Greg?
a pretty good summary of the 21st century is that the humiliation of america's defeats in the middle east post-9/11 curdled into a reactionary politics that seeks affirmation in the humiliation of anyone who is an other: liberals, minorities, the global south, china, europe, whoever.
It’s difficult to care for people in a system that incentivizes taking advantage of people.
I wish there was a way to make everyone use better judgment, but I think that a realistic approach to the problem is to provide adequate transit and develop safe self driving cars.
Stop saying 'preferred gender' and just say 'gender'. I prefer butter over margarine. I do not 'prefer' to be be called a man.
That’s gonna require a lot of spinach
“BRO STOP GOONING TO AI ANIME AND TAKE US TO MARS.” This is the most amazing sentence I've ever encountered outside of a Mark Leyner novel. Linguistically there is so much to unpack here. I want to diagram this sentence.
Happy birthday to the better half
motherfucker’s dead to me i can tell you that much
The accuracy is unsettling
There will be jubilees and dancing in the streets
Certified organic?
Maybe allowing an apocalyptic cult to seize control of our government was a mistake?
welp. i just went to try to schedule a covid vaccine at the local duane reade and got this pop-up
This timeline needs to fire some writers.
She’s certified…
We seriously need a penis enlarging pill for these micro dick fucks
My daughter is organic and pesticide free
Karen usually does
Definitely a good place to focus our efforts… 😑
“And Trump is dying tonight” - 21st century US idiom expressing skepticism about an overly optimistic statement.
Our freedoms extend to allowing a death cult to control a major political party and the government.
I’m just going to guess that he’s a Republican
I’ve noticed that many reporters have switched from the traditional hat to a combat helmet and bulletproof vest.
There would appear to be a trend…
I reiterate that immigrants should NOT go to immigration court. They can comply by setting up a Zoom meeting. Call 888-462-5211 for help completing and submitting a Motion to Change Hearing Format form. Please pass on this information!
First against the wall
“I used to be like everyone around here and wanted everybody in California to die, but then I went there and realized that they just have the freedom to wear pink shorts” -a former Missouri police officer
Everything conservatives say is a lie
Basic human rights are a purity test somehow 🤷🏻
The states are going to have to step up or be left behind. Things are going to get ugly in the red states.
Supper
At some point we either get serious or get screwed.
Newsom is a vile human, therefore he should be the perfect Democratic nominee.
Centrists are just conservatives who want to have friends.
Why’s Jerry?
We definitely need better looking fascists
It’s strange to watch our country being destroyed while nobody with any institutional power does anything about it.
Treason and racism is a heck of a platform for Republicans to adopt so openly.
now I want to kill
this site is bad! it's going to fail! its user base has plateaued! it's not making any money! nobody here is smart except for me! everybody here is stupid! nobody is having any good discussions! i don't like being here! ok that's it for now. be back in 90 minutes
“now you have to argue with gunfuckers if you think it’s bad to shoot kindergarteners”
Art depicting “Sandwich Guy” now at the scene of the alleged misdemeanor.
it feels like a declaration of war because it is a declaration of war
Statistically speaking your child is infinitely more likely to be molested by a cis person than a trans person. Facts matter.
Statistically speaking your child is infinitely more likely to be molested by a cis person than a trans person. Facts matter.
I’m waiting for Fischer Price to come out with a lil guillotine…
I can’t believe a Republican is giving up their seat just because they told their constituents they were all going to die?
There’s something special about Bluesky
We should definitely re-litigate the past election instead of being laser focused on how to get out of this fucking mess.
Fair and balanced coverage never looked so crooked
Good 😌
How can I embrace my ape like masculinity if it isn’t pandered to?
I certainly don’t have fuck you money or institutional power