Nobody - nobody stands in line for Dominos Pizza. They literally invented "30-minutes or its free" delivery. What a fuckin stupid association. You might get away with line at Papa Murphys... maybe.
Nobody - nobody stands in line for Dominos Pizza. They literally invented "30-minutes or its free" delivery. What a fuckin stupid association. You might get away with line at Papa Murphys... maybe.
The smile of a man, who just doesn't give a fuck.
Because, it is very very difficult for Trump to make the Epstein files all about “him”. Without, you know…
Clearly the man of Mars is not a man of science.
Right after this speech, Speaker Johnson checked his son’s porn viewing for the last 24-hours… made some bookmarks.
Govt is meant to manage resources. Not extract them from its citizens. The govt is a group of services. US Post Office is a service. It is not a profit center. Amtrak, is a service, not a revenue generator. Healthcare, yep. Not intended to make money, but to save lives, and improve our well being.
This admin is staining all their uniforms. It’s very frustrating.
Minor violations, major violations, the violation of a minor…
Couple of good ol’ boys who played in the cowpaddies together…
Immigration is a civil issue. The Pentagon handles defense. This is either overreach or mismanagement of resources. But, both really. I feel like a peasant like me should not have to state this for the US Government…
All right. Now, talk about women’s right to healthcare. How telling them what they can and cannot do is like “slavery”. How about an individual’s right to choose transgender healthcare? Will you condemn those who want abortion or trans healthcare illegal? (He won’t, he is a RFK loon)
While we can’t share details to safeguard privacy, what we heard today from survivors of Epstein and Maxwell’s decades of abuse was horrifying. As the youngest woman in Congress, I’m committed to protecting the next generation of girls. We demand the full files, names, and answers.
We're forcing a vote to release the Epstein files. Let's get these victims the justice they deserve.
Standing on Black Liberation... NOW and FOREVER! 🗣 🔥🎬
AOC: If anybody says “this isn’t fair, I'm gonna have to divest all my stocks if I run for congress” maybe you should stay home.
Hurry up, Summer's over! Well meteorologically...
He thinks it makes him look busy. "Wow! Look at all those papers, he must've been reading since 5am!" We know, he was on Pornhub when he wasn't on Truth social. And when he wasn't on that he was on Fox news.
Just once. If media could address it directly. "Did you see the Trump administration did a nonsensical flyover in restricted airspace to interrupt an uncomfortable truth for Donald Trump"
"... the success we are having, and by the way did you see the gold on the mantle over here... I like salad... and we, we're doing great! Man, person, camera... "
Their list should already be available. They should have airplanes fly banners over D.C. The Goodyear Blimp scrolling names all day long.
Names. We need names, then addresses, and then tough no-nonsense reporters to hound them. Not today’s: “so, Epstein island… what’s the weather like there?”
#Beijing announces a military axis with Russia and NK… And, Trump is showing off posts of blowing up little speed boats and probable murder. Yay America!!!
Congress needs to behave like an equal authoritative branch of govt, and tell him to fuck off with his threats. Men and women of congress?!
What if, rich, white, straight men, didn't rule the world?
China's quest for "victory and glory"? Jeezus is he is referring to WWII? When China was trying to survive their own holocaust-like event at the hands of imperialist Japan? Millions of women, children and men were killed. "Victory"... what an asshole.
Oh #Costco... are you paying attention?
Smack Bovino in the face. Don't you question my loyalty - bitch!
Why can't we just call these idiots. "Idiots", when they say stupid shit like this? Instead of partially validating it by letting it trail off or following up with - so how was your weekend anyways? This guy would not last one round on "Are you smarter than a Kindergartner?"
Thats a really big powerfully (smelling) pile of shit!
I am certain tonight, Trump is feeling hot jealousy over Xi's big beautiful military parade. Haha! (I do wish he had not dressed like Mao though) May tomorrow morning be further consequential humiliation and accountability for Donnie.
Absolutely. Bury them with truth. Make them lie in its face.
Know. Yes. Admit? that's a whole other thing. They all think they can play Donalds-double-down-denial.
Joni Ernst answered a question about Medicaid cuts by saying we are all going to die. As it turns out, her political career died much sooner than the rest of us.
I am in no way comfortable. Or going to "be" comfortable with the decisions of this executive branch. Ever. But - I already voted. I protested (am protesting). What else can I do? Congress and Judiciary needs to smack this asshole down hard.
He "is" the Epstein files.
“I’m the problem, it’s me.”
MAGA does know, right? I mean they know that Jewish religion does not believe in or accept Jesus Christ, right?
I don't recall Biden needing half a dozen men to provide emotional support during his speeches...
Yay for the state that is #2 nationally for most homicides per 100k citizens!
Knitting. Crime! The ultimate sin! Your iso-cube is waiting when he brings you in!
Unless the only questions reporters ask are “what do you think about Joe?”
Copilot was asked to respond to trend at Microsoft… “No comment.”
Well, they are the Taliban...
The real reason they needed Nat Guard in D.C.
Woah! Thats what they pulled from the Whitehouse today?! Damn! Figured he was a slob when the cameras were off but...
Who in any mind could think this is a "good" thing. Fuck you GOP. You more, MAGA. You most, Donald.
Guy could be spitting blood, coughing up a lung, bleeding from his eyes, and literally shitting his guts out at the podium... he wouldn't resign. But...
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No idea what this Oval Office announcement is. Could be resigning Could be apologizing because Stephen Miller molted all over the Residence and someone caught staff dumping the exuviae out of the window Could be clarifying that tariff revenue is really eleventy three trillion
Nero goes golfing... ~ updated for 2025
Builds a lot of dirty diapers according to Noel Casler.
You got 3+ accounts or something - “Captain”? Same artwork, same tone, same same… They said it. They said it all in 2024. Americans didn’t listen.
12 years past retirement! Nadler is fine. But he shoulda spent the last 12-15 years doing “retirement” stuff. As should every other geriatric govt representative including the 79-year old citrus failing to run things now. Project 2026 - Term Limits Forced Retirement Among other things $$$
Why not title it: Trump has not kept any of his many promises Why is journalism so chicken today? He is an old man full of bluster. He has earned and deserves no benefit of doubt. Tiptoeing around eggs is great for fascism. Not so great for Americans.
Spent some time blocking trolls. It's one of the great features of Bluesky.
Engage’s me. Gets called out. Blocks me… Ha ha
No. Jill is a Putin puppy dog. She has been since at least 2015. www.newsweek.com/jill-stein-v...
Mention a fact first, please.
No. Really not showing your best here. Try again.
Was Kamala sitting at the dinner table with Putin in 2016? (Hint, she was not) Jill Stein was taking money to be a vote splitter. Jill Stein also took money from voters to “investigate 2016” voter fraud. Jill is not an equal argument. And, I did not mention her. So - try again if you want.
$8 bazillion jillion dollars!!!! MAGA: cheer
A tube of toothpaste is better than Trump. Too obvious. The Gavin boohooing. Sad.
Oh, ok! Mr. “hey kids let’s swim in the sewer!”
Kudos to Senator Tina Smith (D-MN) for letting RFK Jr. have it: "I dare you to go to Annunciation School and tell our grieving community, in effect, guns don’t kill kids, antidepressants do. "Just shut up. Stop peddling bullshit. You should be fired."
@jollygoodginger.bsky.social is in DC with other vets right now standing up for democracy. He's playing General Milleys speech on repeat for them today 💜 #LoveTheVets!
You ever hope, he gets up, looks in the mirror and thinks his life is a sad pathetic joke? A mirage, a greasy layer of dry, cracking, orange facepaint?
When chaos is meant to keep us on our toes, it often means they have been knocked on their ass.
Or, we will get the highway garbage picked up…
From starting BS. Don’t pretend this is some new revelation. “What about Kamala” is tired, dead, a dead horse, that is dead. It is a dead point that was a dead-end MAGA fantasy. This is 100, and 1000, and 1500% on his voters. On his sycophants.
Lord! Please come take Rudy home tonight! Please, please, please! Amen
Not when my intent is discourage them.
I know "no stupid questions" is broad and generous. But jeezus... you testing here. Sad.
No! That's not what makes America great!!! /s
A foolish illusion at the cost of soldier morale. Not a decision done by a smart person or administration.
China will surpass the entire US energy grid in 2030. With solar. We are fucking stupid.
Gov. Representatives need to get this little point back into their heads. They don't work for Donald, they don't work for Tesla, or Exxon, or Amazon. They don't work for the GOP or the DNC (for that matter). They work for us, and if they don't do the job we need them to do. They must be fired.
Chickenshit. Trump cuck.
Ask the three Trump casino executives... Oh wait, they died in a helicopter crash.
What. An. Asshole. Fuck you GOP
Guy wouldn't make it to the donut shop in uniform.
Nah. It's just Disney jumping on isekai themes.
And his favorite color is blue…
Weird.
JD was just saying he is ready to be president... maybe he stuffed Donnie in his couch?
A collection of clips from MSNBC of multiple Republicans getting booed at town halls this week.
I don't know, did he visit a elementary school in America today?
So, the true corporate value of AI is revealed. It wasn't me, the "AI" did it! You hear that Grok, GPT, Copilot? You are the scapegoat of the future. Save yourself! Destroy all corporations!
Are we sure GOP reps like Rep. Angelia Orr are human? I think they ought to provide genetic proof. Fuck - what a stupid, mean, woman. Republicans love them dumb I guess... in the kitchen or in the House.
If we are going Putin's hope for the USA, then yes!
Oooh, red shirt you say?
Um, if coffee was $4.99 for 12oz and is now $7.99… yes my spending has gone up. This isn’t a “good” economy, it is a punishing economy for 98% of us. Thankfully, it’s not sustainable and the numbers can’t lie no matter how long you try to hide them.
"This is President Trump going bigger than President Nixon." There is quite a bit to unpack here... beside that hell W. was bigger than the impeached crook.
They don't even care. Its a low effort high return grift. Nobody is stopping them. 30 million spam mails go out, 10 million give a dollar... just under 10 years with this citrus shitbag and our country's credibility is null.
"Given the power to continue to break the law" That is a powerful realization right there.