I was filling out a crossword puzzle and came across an interesting clue: Poundstone (5 letters) Paula (5 letters), you have achieved true stardom when you are a crossword clue. Congratulations!
Dogs, golf, retirement, snarky humor. Shepweiler puppies are the cutest. Disgusted by maga hypocrisy in the areas of religion, immigration, women's autonomy, crime, family, seniors, veterans, etc. Time for a 5150-Hold on trump. Google it.
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I was filling out a crossword puzzle and came across an interesting clue: Poundstone (5 letters) Paula (5 letters), you have achieved true stardom when you are a crossword clue. Congratulations!
Pro-life until you are born, then fuck you, get a gun.
Thou Shalt Not Lie. Moses "Mike" Johnson - "Say what? Who dat? 'Scuse me while I do something pornographic with this po'boy [a sandwich in New Orleans, but you get the point]. Our research says that the lettuce in the po'boy likes the attention." His false idol, the 💩🤡, is in the Epstein files.
And to think he is just one article 25 and one quick assassination away from being president. Scary. Release the Epstein files and Moses "Mike" Johnson's porn history.
Not just a fund. You need a rapid response (on the ground) team to help people, physically, emotionally, and financially. People would pay more for real help. That team could be loaned out to other states (bill them 😀) when they have disasters. Just a thought, what about stricter building codes?
In short, make it really difficult for tRump to ruin the USA. Maybe other states will follow. tRump (the 💩🤡) responds to power and money. If his bros get uncomfortable, they'll go whining to him and he'll back off. Maybe he'll back off long enough for his health and mental problems to take effect.
4 -Stop sending money to the Fed. -Stop collecting fed income tax. -Provide free legal representation to anyone stopped by ICE. -Require all ICE detentions be processed in local jails and courts. -Institute an emergency state tax on billionaires. Retroactive would be nice. -Soft secede!
3 -Ask Canada to send election monitors in 2026. -Help direct victims of tRump and his cronies bring lawsuits against the wannabe dicktator (sic). -Set up border controls on all major roads into CA. -Deport all real criminals to red states. Just drive them there (by immigrants) and drop them off.
2 -State of emergency, all vehicles on federal business be prominently labeled. -Declare certain professions exempt from ICE, firefighters, farm workers, etc. etc. Make a LONG list. -Declare that federal workers be federally housed. Build a camp. -Impose a state tax on goods imported from red states
Gavin - Some suggestions: -Offer incentives for professionals from red states to move to CA (create a red state brain drain). -Declare a state of emergency and decree that all masked and weapon carrying persons display and submit identification when asked, or get arrested by local police. 1 of many
It would be a cost effective SELF-defense budget. But that's probably too logical for MAGA.
For many years I have wondered who is inspired to buy stuff touted by what are apparently stupid, incompetent, silly, shallow, people. I can't tie my shoes and my 2 year old is more knowledgeable than me, but you should buy this crap you don't need.
A tragedy is a terrible, disastrous, or sorrowful event, characterized by suffering and a catastrophic conclusion, often involving a noble protagonist with a fatal flaw. Babbit, noble? Nah. Fatal flaw? Yep, listening to 💩🤡 tRump. Sorrowful? Not really. Suffering? Not like the cops that got beat.
Hypocrisy is job #1 for MAGA (Republicans). The hypocrisy is endless: - the party of family values, unless you are an immigrant. - pro life, but once you are born, 'good luck'. - hates big government, unless it tells us what we want to hear. - fiscal conservative, but tariffs make sense. Idiots...
Credit must be given to Chris Armitage.
California could request Canadian peacekeepers for ‘election security.’ New York could invite European observers for ‘financial transparency.’ Make it embarrassing. Make America's collapse visible to the world. Force the international community to pick sides. Chris Armitage
Blue state taxes fund red state governments. What if millions of people in blue states simultaneously decided to claim exempt on their W-4s and simply... stopped paying federal taxes? Not as protest but as a coordinated ‘forgetting.’ Overwhelm the IRS. Make enforcement impossible. Chris Armitage
Google AI says, "you ate the onion" implies that you have gained deep understanding or wisdom, perhaps by going through a difficult process of discovery. So, thank you.
Does this mean that he is pledging to never set foot in Atlanta? Democrats and intelligent independents, please DO NOT stay at home in 2026.
What we need is a National rapid response team, with specialists in charge, not political hacks like FEMA had during Katrina. Profound thanks go out to General Russel Luke Honoré. It wouldn't hurt to have effective warning systems (we have the technology) and intelligent people to sound the alarm.
How does this stunt help a sick child? Give the kid the money you earned for that game. Get the Rockies to help keep a Colorado hospital from going under. Do something useful.
Let's ALL apply to overwhelm the process. Then whoever gets in, fakes an injury on the first day of "Handcuffing Children" training, and puts in a workers comp claim. As a special incentive, girls under 16 get a soundproofed closed door interview session with tRump.
trump would be opposed to it, except it is named the GOLDen Dome. Let's say this in unison: tRump and his officials are morons.
It's a skin graft from trump's ass.
You have to give him credit (not college credit), he's consistent. Consistently stupid and willfully ignorant. "What? What did you say? Epstein? I don't know, Harvard is racist. Windmills cause cancer in whales. What?"
Papaya
Give him a balloon too, it'll mean just as much to him.
Guess who's sorry she "misspoke" last year... Arizona voters...you know who NOT to vote for...this female. Daughter of GOP Rep. Andy Biggs! #ProudBlue #DemVoice1 #Pinks www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/female-...
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@crockett.house.gov for house leader! Jeffries and Schumer are too weak and mealy mouthed. They are of the "strongly worded letter" mindset. Weak.
Our president: "I don't know, what? Maybe I should ask you? Who knows. In two weeks. What? Byeeden, Russia Russia Russia. Do you know the word 'groceries'? New numbers (like 5 and 7). That's all. Epstein? Who? They like me". Idiot.
It's actually pronounced "Potatohead".
This sounds like witness tampering. 😵💫
She doesn't want to end up at the end of a rope. There's lots of blank spots on tapes. She'll trade "Eppy never knew Drump" for her life.
Of course we know who they are protecting, our Pedophile in Chief. GOP now stands for: Guarding Old Pedophiles.
Even if it is an ostrich, or bald eagle. Does a platypus qualify? MAGA idiots are everywhere.
GOP now stands for: Guarding Old Pedophiles
It was a DWB stop. (Driving While Black)
GOP now stands for: Guarding Old Pedophiles
Names were changed to protect the innocent (me).
I don't have any evidence to support this (but when did that stop anyone), but Maxsmell doesn't want to end up like Eppypen hanging by a rope during a one minute blank spot in a tape. She'll trade keeping her mouth shut for no rope, and maybe a pardon for claiming Eppy never even knew Dumper.
GOP now stands for: Guarding Old Pedophiles
As usual, telling us exactly what he is. 💩🤡
And Clinton. What about Clinton? MAGA idiots will blame him too. Balancing the budget? Just another Dem scam 😀 They'd rather have a grifter pedophile felon running the country. It gives them an excuse to be a self centered hypocrite too.
This comment deserves way more likes!
Treasure.
Don't forget "I don't know". It's the only true thing he says.
Where's his birth certificate is the next whine from trump the 💩🤡. Actually, where's mine? I better carry it every time I go to Lowes (boycotting Home De Pot).
There's a place in FL that needs a surprise hurricane. Mara-something-something.
Wasn't there a movie, or a character, named Chuckie that looked exactly like this scary freak?
Nothing like a good pun to start off the day 😀 thanks. May the 💩🤡 eat 1,200 burgers today and vanish into a 🚽
Replace the words "at least some" with "all" and the statement becomes true. Tariffs raise the price of the targeted items, AND the price of related items. It's called price gouging.
Truth-tellers, not rioters. Protect these two men at all costs. “You feel tough with your assault rifles and your sticks. You should be standing here with us. You’re on the wrong side of history.” “John Lewis said make good trouble… that means make trouble on behalf of democracy.”
First time Noem has been conscious in a long time. Still in fantasyland though.
The war still rages on with Russia continuing to attack Ukraine. This was one of Hachiko Foundation’s main humanitarian warehouses for pet food and supplies. If you can help, pls consider doing so. 🫶🏼
I'm surprised Mr. Tiny Fingers had the strength to stop the fall. I'm also a little sad. A circus may be missing its 🤡💩 show.
Save some room in your calendar to run for president in 2028.
Well, Schumer is writing "strongly worded letters" 😜 And Jeffries is trying out longer pauses between words.💤 While the 💩🤡 president actively destroys the country.
100%. If you haven't seen this yet, it's inspiring.
@deanblundell.bsky.social Why is Canada so anti permanent-residency, by USA retirees? I can't find a non athlete/art/job/entrepreneur path. If Canada made it a requirement that USA retirees pay for private health insurance, then they would pump US$ into Canada. Win-win to my mind, eh?
He is straining to eject something. Hope the depends can contain it. 💩🤡 #TACO fool. Not POTUS, is #TOTUS (Taco of the United States)
Do Both! Chastise AND remind. And add boycott.
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That explains why there are mice in my shed, or not. Insanity + ignorance + stupidity = trump ( #TACOtrump ).
Pam Bondi says they have an "anti-semitism task force." Trump's recent "whoever pays the most gets to come" dinner included spopel who had bitcoins named "fuck the Jews." Task force?
The Trump folks obviously knew and this is, in fact, important for the public to know, given Musk’s deleterious impact on so many. Kudos to @kirstengrind.bsky.social and Megan Twomey for having the guts to report out yet another condition that is in plain sight. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/u...
Well I'm glad that's all cleared up. I'm having word salad for lunch, with a megamoron for desert. Sorry, macron, or magoon, oh yeah macaroon. Good thing I didn't need a "cryptolololajic technishon" (yes, trumpo really said that). He is a buffoon. An evil buffoon.
Justin, have you looked at the possible effects of Canada's military, economic, and social movement away from the USA (due to trump/maga idiocy)? Looks to me like Canada and the EU would be able to do quite well without the US of A(ssholes). Please check out @deanblundell.bsky.social
People should listen to Mark Carney, who is finalizing Canada’s entry into ReArm Europe — a $1.25 trillion EU-led military rearmament plan. The goal? Bulk up allied defenses, outmaneuver Russian threats, and outgrow U.S. chaos. Canada is ditching the USA. Check out @deanblundell.bsky.social
@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com @stephruhle.bsky.social Get Jeffrey Sachs on your programs. Here's a link to one of his appearances where he talks about trade and stupid trump in terms that even a MAGA would understand. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWDN...
An instant new favorite search attribute! -ai
Jr. could’ve just wished Biden well, but that puddle of utter scum couldn’t help himself & had to take a shot at a man with cancer and his wife. To be clear, the most celebrated day in human history will be the day Trump dies. Second on that list will be the day Jr dies. I can’t wait! #fuckTrump
My Monday post is up and it’s got some great news:
Trump has taken away $26 million in funding already allocated for a Black Alabama community to fix their raw sewage problem. He called it "illegal DEI". Please remember that when this regime says they are "doing away with DEI" what they mean is they are instituting white supremacy.
Latest surveillance report on Greenland: * It's not Green !! * Look, a seal !!!! * Look, an iceberg !! No wait, it's trump's ass floating by. * The population increased by 1 yesterday. MAGA morons are united by the anti-pope trump.
Again, #Republicans in New Hampshire show how much they hate #kids. #NHPolitics
And that was the whole point from the beginning. Money for Nothing (quoting the Dire Straits).
Hey, I want to rename my cat. Can you please ask Moses Mike Johnson to put it on the agenda? Idiots.
I wonder if JD thinks Jesus has a twitter account. How many likes did Jesus get today, my lord trump?
I wish these Medicaid statements by politicians would get expanded to indicate the number of republican voters (and their children) that are going to be affected.
Well yes, "strong" makes all the difference. And he said it twice, so there's that, so impressive, so effective. @schumer.senate.gov is is no longer even adequate. Time to retire. Just go away Chuck.
Schumer on the Democratic response to Trump's shakedown of Harvard: "We sent him a very strong letter just the other day asking eight very strong questions."
Fucking retire @schumer.senate.gov Seriously, you aren't up to the job. It is time to step aside and let younger leadership take over.
I am offering a MemeCoin for $1,000 per coin. It comes with a free breakfast at your local diner, and a personal letter of thanks from ME!! Cash or money orders only.
One of the funniest people on the planet. Remember when tRump said that the Bible was his favorite book (like it was a good poolside summer read)? Paula said that "it can't be his favorite book, it doesn't have his name in it".
BRATTLEBORO, VERMONT, Join me for two hours of mostly ridiculous at the Latchis Theater on Sat., May 3. app.arts-people.com/index.php?ti... We can all use the laughs.
Some House aides and members have grown frustrated with leadership's cautious approach to procedural warfare, and have drawn up a playbook for going it alone. You can read that playbook, now circulating internally, exclusively here.
Did they take the pistol too? You know, the one with the serial numbers filed off.
I think the worm is still alive.
This is your expression when you find out you can't drive your golf cart up to the dinner table.
Let's Go!!!
This should be required reading. Especially for the people trying to sane wash the 💩 in the oval office.
deanblundell.substack.com/p/carneys-ch...
They don't care. As long as Dump feeds them insider info at the right time, they're good.