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@guillotinewit.bsky.social

If I followed you, you made me think or laugh and thanks for that. You don't have to follow me back, I'll only let you down. Please consider donating to https://www.wfp.org/ .

created March 17, 2025

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Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Praying lets them pretend they're doing something that matters.

29/8/2025, 3:25:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump's cult members believe it's their due because the Democrats did it first and didn't get punished. They do not operate in reality.

24/8/2025, 2:17:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Why the sticker? Because I like to waste Nazi's time.

24/8/2025, 3:41:47 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Really? Why wouldn't they. Most folks can't treat vehicles as disposable.

22/8/2025, 9:45:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

If the plates don't match it seems they wouldn't be able to get the vehicles back if they're towed.

22/8/2025, 6:08:03 PM | 30 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Every gd one of them needs to be sent to cut a switch.

21/8/2025, 6:27:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

That point needs to be made to their faces. You don't call out Trump, you don't get to call out anyone.

19/8/2025, 3:35:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyone trying to change any of that is acting against the interests of the USA and its citizens.

15/8/2025, 5:51:37 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

They should create a prize for Biggest Buffoon and award it to him.

15/8/2025, 5:30:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope her descent into insanity through paranoia is filled with the terrors she inflicts on others.

15/8/2025, 3:49:53 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump worship is a form of mental illness. You can't reason with them.

15/8/2025, 2:44:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pam Keith (@pamkeithdc.bsky.social) reposted

If you are in the DC area and have an employment dispute (harassment, discrimination, retaliation, pay, promotion) reach out to my firm: Www.centerforemploymentjustice.com We may be able to help you and we focus on representing working class clients.

15/8/2025, 1:30:11 PM | 185 119 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Not half. That's part of the "both sides" problem, we treat both sides as equal when they're not.

15/8/2025, 12:03:55 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

She got too old for him to peddle on his island.

15/8/2025, 12:02:53 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

He's going to do it anyhow.

14/8/2025, 11:50:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

They should create the Nobel Pedo Prize and make him the first recipient.

14/8/2025, 11:43:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Water balloons filled with paint should greet them wherever they go.

14/8/2025, 3:59:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

He should be told that he's not safe there and needs to GTFO.

14/8/2025, 2:32:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a real pity that more people aren't buzzing these Nazis with drones dropping cayenne pepper on them.

14/8/2025, 2:25:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I refuse to recognize her authority.

13/8/2025, 6:15:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

The first people who should be replaced are the corporate officers forcing AI on the world.

13/8/2025, 6:06:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social)

Reminder that the number of Americans who support Trump and his Nazification of the USA are a numerical minority.

8/8/2025, 4:15:17 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Liars should be called liars to their faces.

6/8/2025, 1:43:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Pedos of a feather diddle kids together.

2/8/2025, 11:48:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Not enough people are talking about Trump being an idiot.

2/8/2025, 11:47:26 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Facts don't matter to people who have been conditioned to self-gaslight from watching right wing media.

2/8/2025, 11:45:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Hannity should go back and complete his education.

31/7/2025, 3:14:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

"The greatest leader of our generation" The pied-piper of imbeciles.

30/7/2025, 2:22:12 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Republicans will legalize slavery again as soon as they figure out how.

27/7/2025, 6:28:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not obligated to live according to his bible.

27/7/2025, 5:05:31 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

He really needs to be told to STFU.

27/7/2025, 2:22:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

He's like a rabid dog running through the nation and nobody is stopping him.

27/7/2025, 2:09:35 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Presidential immunity would be 100% applicable.

26/7/2025, 3:29:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

*

26/7/2025, 12:35:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

He's doing to the US what he did to those little girls.

26/7/2025, 1:31:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't even look at him anymore.

25/7/2025, 2:05:11 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

They don't believe children have rights.

25/7/2025, 1:13:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Covering for people who committed sexual assault on children is like holding the kids down for them to be assaulted.

24/7/2025, 7:21:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

We need to bring back corporal punishment for presidents.

24/7/2025, 4:11:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Johnson is what's wrong with the US political system.

23/7/2025, 5:40:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

He knows what to do in a sticky situation.

23/7/2025, 4:21:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pam Keith (@pamkeithdc.bsky.social) reposted

Because we didn’t adequately punish the Confederates, Jim Crow happened. Because we didn’t adequately punish Jim Crow, Jan 6 happened. Because we didn’t adequately punish Jan 6, the destruction of the Constitution happened. The only folks more dangerous to the rule of law than the white

22/7/2025, 6:03:03 PM | 1059 269 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I lol'ed, thanks.

23/7/2025, 4:20:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

Russia was never a hoax The 2020 election wasn’t stolen Tariffs are a tax on you Haitians didn’t eat pets The Epstein files exist

22/7/2025, 9:16:15 PM | 25642 7387 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

They're earning the money they took from Russia through the NRA.

22/7/2025, 9:46:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Worst soup ever.

22/7/2025, 5:11:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Local services should be refused to them.

22/7/2025, 1:20:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Dadgum pedophiles.

21/7/2025, 11:37:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social)

If you're not familiar with Mr. Johnson, you're missing out.

21/7/2025, 4:41:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

The bipartisan senate panel confirmed Russia interfered in the '16 election. Tulsi is working for Putin.

21/7/2025, 3:42:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pam Keith (@pamkeithdc.bsky.social) reposted

On September 30th, there is another funding deadline for Congress. I don’t give a FUCK what Hakeem Jeffries has to say about it, NOT ONE DEM should vote to continue funding. ANY deal they make on bipartisan lines will just get undone along purely partisan lines via recision after the fact.

20/7/2025, 9:47:49 PM | 2547 639 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

"Succeeding president" I lol'ed.

19/7/2025, 10:18:00 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

She should claim that it's divine conception and Jesus' little brother.

19/7/2025, 7:45:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I take seriously their apparent intent to create a 4th reich.

19/7/2025, 7:44:11 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Ukraine is lucky to have him.

19/7/2025, 7:21:12 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd vote for Colbert, he's smart enough to hire experts and listen to them instead of pretending to be the world's highest authority on every single subject.

19/7/2025, 7:20:37 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a word for someone who believes Putin: Fool

19/7/2025, 6:34:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pam Keith (@pamkeithdc.bsky.social) reposted

Here’s an idea: Dems should build teams of canvassers to go door to door and ask people what their plans are if their Medicaid is cut. Arm them with a list of meds and the costs, and a list of facility closures & so on. This helps both gather and spread information, gets the community involved

19/7/2025, 3:33:56 AM | 1709 523 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I have no doubt Trump would sacrifice two followers for sympathy votes. I've also seen gunshot wounds, Trump didn't have one.

19/7/2025, 5:07:33 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

If there are any shelters near you, you might be able to volunteer to be a walker. Then you get to hang out with lots of dogs.

18/7/2025, 11:37:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social)

It appears that Trump has a minor brain disease. He can't keep his diseased mind off of minors.

18/7/2025, 7:44:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

We all thought it was the mutagens that gave the TMNT their attitudes.

18/7/2025, 5:54:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Rupert Murdoch is a good argument for revoking US citizenship.

18/7/2025, 2:58:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

It should be a literal crime for public servants to lie to the public like that.

18/7/2025, 2:56:06 PM | 28 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

He's got a lot of lectures on Youtube, it's well worth taking the time to watch them.

18/7/2025, 1:24:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

He should be reminded constantly that he was all-in.

18/7/2025, 3:43:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Mar 💙 (@boldnewme.bsky.social) reposted

Senate Republicans aren’t serving the country, they’re serving one man. If they can’t uphold the Constitution, they have no business holding office. Their job is not loyalty to Trump. It’s loyalty to the people.👇

17/7/2025, 6:16:46 PM | 34 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I must have missed something he said.

17/7/2025, 8:25:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

They don't want to be targeted by him.

17/7/2025, 8:21:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I miss the days when the public could file a complaint against a news network, and the networks could lose their licensing to broadcast. The internet has given the worst actors in the world permission to be themselves without shame or repercussions for wrongdoing - lying to the public is wrong.

17/7/2025, 8:21:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope I live to see the Nuremberg style trials in their future.

17/7/2025, 8:18:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

It doesn't matter who else in the history of history has lied, Trump is lying to us right now. If we're going to justify bad behavior because someone else did it first, say goodbye to civilization.

17/7/2025, 8:17:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social)

A bipartisan senate panel found that Russia interfered in the 2016 election to help Trump win. It wasn't a hoax. Neither is Trump's name being on the Epstein island's Lolita Express flight logs multiple times. Trump is lying to us.

17/7/2025, 8:17:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Not being able to admit you've been fooled just makes you a bigger fool.

17/7/2025, 8:12:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the appropriate term for what he's got is "cankles".

17/7/2025, 8:11:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig F (@cfoh.bsky.social) reposted

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17/7/2025, 4:28:59 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus was a communist before it was cool.

17/7/2025, 4:20:20 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I want to shake him like a bad baby. Disclaimer: I would never shake a baby, even a really bad one.

17/7/2025, 4:14:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Sherman stopped marching too soon.

16/7/2025, 11:59:11 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I miss having stationary phones.

16/7/2025, 11:55:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Evangelical churches want WWIII so Jesus will come back.

16/7/2025, 11:52:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Can you ride a giraffe while eating Jif?

16/7/2025, 11:51:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Where'd you get that datum?

16/7/2025, 11:50:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

If they're going to replace everyone with robots and AI agents, they'll have to have UBI or there will be mass starvation and homelessness.

16/7/2025, 11:46:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm blaming Putin and all the money he spent buying the GOP.

16/7/2025, 5:59:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

According to his stated belief, that picture has no freedom from other religions defacing it. He should be holding a drink tray and passing out hurricanes.

16/7/2025, 5:55:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Time for a religion dedicated to wiping out all other religions.

16/7/2025, 5:53:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm thankful that his administration is mostly incompetent. Russell Vought should be in a prison cell, though.

16/7/2025, 5:44:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

They'll bring back chattel slavery if they can.

16/7/2025, 3:43:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Putin should never know a moment's peace for the rest of his murderous life.

16/7/2025, 3:40:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I still believe in the Great American Melting Pot.

16/7/2025, 3:39:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

So much for our representative democracy.

16/7/2025, 12:42:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

You've got to get a dictaphone.

15/7/2025, 11:40:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

It should be illegal for representatives of the executive branch of government to be allowed to cause anonymous harm to people. If you have to hide then you're doing something wrong.

15/7/2025, 6:16:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it eating a mosquito?

15/7/2025, 2:56:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't trust anyone who styles their hair like Charlie Kirk does.

15/7/2025, 12:32:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

That's when true imposters shine.

13/7/2025, 5:20:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

All groups targeted by the Nazi party...

12/7/2025, 7:59:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

The time is coming when he's going to order ICE to start arresting the people he doesn't like.

12/7/2025, 5:11:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture guillotinewit.bsky.social (@guillotinewit.bsky.social) reply parent

He's a stochastic terrorist and he painted a target on Rosie.

12/7/2025, 4:02:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view