Exactly. The regime is promising nobility. Die for me and you shall be revered! Sacrifice yourself for me and you shall be cleansed! It's fucked up brainwashing shit.
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Exactly. The regime is promising nobility. Die for me and you shall be revered! Sacrifice yourself for me and you shall be cleansed! It's fucked up brainwashing shit.
At the end of the day, the problem is power-hungry, greedy, sycophantic, motherfuckers like Mike Johnson who offer up this nation's citizens as sacrifices to the NRA.
And thoughts and prayers are, obviously, not worth shit.
TACOs anyone?
I am commenting on what the regime is communicating to their followers, not reality. So, in that context of the regime's messaging, I believe "sacrifice" is quite appropriate.
And also, apparently God needs a fuckin' hearing aid. or maybe he's just busy inseminating virgins or some shit. Fuck if I know.
Just half?
The reverence of Ashli Babbitt by the regime is a signal. Be willing to commit the ultimate sacrifice for the regime and you too shall be revered. The next level of indoctrination. Maddy out!
What I will do with these facts is say guns don't kill people. BULLETS kill people! So, I have a solution. Make guns legal for everybody. Hell, issue them at birth. Have little Joey teeth on the motherfuckin' barrels. But outlaw bullets! Anyone in possession of a bullet gets 10 years! Minimum!
Well, those tens of millions of Americans are dead fucking wrong now aren't they Propoganda Barbie?
Probably a lot. That demographic group voted overwhelmingly for him.
It's called integrity. Maybe the dipshits who support the regime should look it up. Oh, right. Those motherfuckers can't read.
In other news, Susan Collins states that she believes that the dog who bit her finger off has learned its lesson. Film at 11.
Here's my plan for when I get denied my COVID booster. Step 1: Document my attempt. Step 2: When (not if) I contract COVID, I shall inform my treating physician to send the bill to the fucking twats who denied my preventive care. Step 3: SUE THE FUCKERS! Maddy out!
Well, so much for us being in control over our own health decisions, huh? Whatever happened to the "medical decisions between a patient and their doctor" crowd? Oh, right. Golden Calf Syndrome. Well, if I get denied my vaccine and get COVID, Bobby's getting the bill. And a fucking lawsuit.
I believe both could be viable names for strange sexual positions. Although I'll take a pass on them both. I prefer the Steak-N-Shake.
And probably a really cool gig in the American Gestapo. Only requirements? Fealty to The Regime and ability to dodge sammiches.
Yes, the blood is on ALL of their hands.
I see that the CDC has changed its name to reflect RFK Jr's reign of terror on science.
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, quick little consumer tip here. If you're looking to buy a kid a book for their birthday or something, please don't get "The Jeffrey Epstein Birthday Book". WORST FUCKING KIDS' BOOK EVER! Maddy out!
Sick fucking bastards.
Wow. The rudderless ship just got rudderlessier. Um, I mean, less ruddery...or...um. Oh, nevermind.
Well, what do you expect from an administration, um, I mean regime, that considers the members of our armed forces to be "suckers and losers"?
The Jeffrey Epstein Birthday Book: WORST FUCKING CHILDREN'S BOOK EVER!
ALL RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS! STAND BACK! I'VE GOT A PASTRAMI ON RYE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT! Maddy out! PS- If I throw it at you and it hits the ground, the ten-second rule applies and I'm going to eat it.
Yep. That tracks.
I agree, but he's just one name on a REALLY fucking long list.
Oh, Bobby. How many times have I told you not to walk around in airports on horse tranquilizers?
She has my utmost respect.
Sooooo...I'm guessing the 25th Amendment isn't an option at the moment?
Remember when all the whack jobs were screaming about government death panels while the ACA was being debated? I hate to admit this, but it turns out they were right. The government death panels are known as the CDC. Now let me make my own health choices and get a COVID booster, fuckers! Maddy out!
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOUBLE DOG DARE HIM TO MESS WITH CHICAGO
Dear poor white people who are upset over a restaurant logo. Look on the bright side. At least you aren't being kidnapped by masked agents of the regime and sent to concentration camps. Maddy out!
Well, no one ever accused this motherfucker of being classy. Accused of a bunch or other shit? Oh sure. But never classy.
In his defense, it's really the only income he can generate with his limited physical and mental abilities.
Okay, I need to make a couple points about this whole Cracker Barrel brew-ha-ha. Point One: Who gives a fuck? Point Two: Where are the fuckin' Epstein files? Maddy out!
Pretty much no brainers in normal times.
Oh, I'm pretty sure we can find some seats in the back. Sincerely, Satan.
HEADLINE: "Jeanine Pirro says people who carry rifles, shotguns in DC will no longer face felony charges." And by "people" I'm pretty sure she means White Nationalists. Maddy out!
But he's the perfect defense against weaponized sammiches.
Damn! That's one well-made Ouija board!
Ok, so now that we have the pointless and embarrassing "summit" in Alaska over with can we get down to business? RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! Thank you for your attention to this matter. Maddy out!
Okay, motherfuckers! Stand back! I've got 'Stand your ground' laws. Oh, and a sandwich! With a vinaigrette dressing! And that shit stings! Maddy out!
Well, "Rock and Roll All Night" and "Detroit Rock City" might be taken permanently off of my playlist. We'll see. I'll still have "New York Groove" though. Maddy out!
Who, who, and who?
And pedophiles
Then that would make him the biggest pussy in the world.
Well, and combovers.
I'm kinda surprised she hasn't been nominated to head the Dept. of Human Services by now. Rapists of a feather flock together.
Cool. I guess I'll have to settle for being bored by her fucking lies then.
Hey! Has anybody heard the latest hit by the Bangles? It's super catchy. "Just Another TACO Tuesday." (Disclaimer: This is not an actual song by the Bangles. But it should be).
Well, you see, if you ban gay marriage then the money that is saved can go to...um...no. No I cannot. They are not related in the slightest. Just another Nazi move by the regime.
And not the sharpest one in the shed, either.
And not a ketchup bottle in sight. I deem that this lunch has been prepared correctly.
Uh, no 'might' about it.
Apathy and ignorance leads to tyranny.
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, but not eggs, right? What's that? Eggs too? Well sonofabitch.
So, after today's announcement that the regime is beginning its predictable military take-over of US cities, I have a quick question. When are you releasing the Epstein files? Maddy out!
And that's how a cult works.
Oh! Oh! I know! Pick Me! Because he's a douche! Nailed it.
Ah, I just love the "law and order" regime.
Since we're now all-in on racial profiling, how's about we send anyone who is the color of an Oompa-Loompa to concentration camps? Maddy out!
What do you get when you cross end of career Elvis with the conclusion of a Gallager performance. The new oval office. Bud-dum-bum-ching. Maddy out!
Um, the graphic designer wasn't that great either. I kept waiting for the pitch to buy into a time share.
Yesterday's "Breaking News" from the now-incredibly tacky Oval Office just turned out to be the WORST BOB DYLAN IMITATION EVER! Maddy out!
I feel so bad for all of the couches in that place.
No, that would be silly. Especially when we have perfectly good leeches around.
He's literally the "golden calf" that you warned folks about.
"It raises questions"? It kinda proves it, don'tcha think?
Which is why I call them Repedocans.
It's also missing underage girls. But they're probably around there somewhere.
what are you talking about? It's like, right there in front of them. How could you not find...Oh! I get it! Good one.
Here's a line in the sand that I've drawn. I know that maybe I'm being a bit nit-picky, but if you support a political party that protects child fuckers and rapists, then you are a vile piece of shit, and I want nothing to do with you. Unless I'm on a jury judging you. Then, sign me up. Maddy out!
Quick question. Have the Epstein files been released yet? No? Alrightythen. I'll just keep askin' until they are. Maddy out!
I dunno if it's his best work. The mindless lemmings just traded one cult for another. But, probably top five.
Exactly. It is horrendous and the language we use should reflect the horrific nature of these brutalities.
Yeah, but I bet they have a really cool gold-plated Death Star. And a trash compactor where the rose garden used to be.
Election theft in broad daylight. 5 alarm fire🔥. We are over the cliff. 🇺🇸
A flaccid penis. Well, actually, you can't really tell them apart, so I suppose it's a tie.
Sweet. Now the old guy who keeps yelling at me to get off his lawn will have something to do.
PISS TAPE! Um, not that I'm into that. I really should have been less enthusiastic.
For once, I feel sympathetic towards Satan. poor guy.
Was the fitness test how many quarter pounders (with cheese) you can inhale within five minutes? If so, he will be crowned the most physically fit emperor ever in the USA.
Thanks JB. One of many reasons I just moved to Galesburg. Please don't tell the Nazis.
Do these assholes actually hear themselves? And what the fuck is 'base load'? Sounds kinda like a pent-up sexual disorder he might have.
And that ethical talent will go somewhere. The Washington Post will die. MAGA doesn't read.
Um, that's because they're just kissing your flabby, shit-stained ass. They don't really believe that bullshit. They're just trying to survive. And by survive, I mean hang onto their yachts, summer homes, winter homes, summer mistresses and winter mistresses
So many rocks. So many snakes that will eventually come to light. I must believe that.
Oh, I have the answer to that. 'Cause the owner is a fuckin' pedophile.
You're doin' somethin' right. Keep goin' Kat!
GLOVES ARE FUCKING OFF!
Douches are gonna douche. I'm sorry about your daddy issues, but calm the fuck down, assholes!
She's probably hard at work, nose to the grindstone to ensure equal justice under the law for every American. Just kiddin'! She's hiding from the Epstein thing so she can protect pedos!
Or his mother just walked in on him in the bathroom...again.
Run, Josh, run!
Time to burn the wagons.
Repedocans.