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@heymickey.bsky.social

Taking you like a man since 1995

created July 3, 2023

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I dont think it was, but seeing as I threw it away 2 months ago, its hard to be sure.

1/9/2025, 2:34:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just realized that my Scrapper didn't come with the gun for Devastator >:O

1/9/2025, 11:07:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I absolutely love a DVD that lists that as a feature. Especially if its on one of those cardboard cases.

31/8/2025, 11:30:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because you bought a Mattel product in 2003.

31/8/2025, 11:25:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Icinnnnnngggg 🫠

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31/8/2025, 10:47:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stringing a bow with guitar strings to make TWANG noises while arching

31/8/2025, 10:38:01 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought it was the school bus from Jeepers Creepers 2 🤷‍♂️

31/8/2025, 8:08:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But will it have enough cargo capacity for Her Royal Majesty's matched luggage?

31/8/2025, 6:48:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The No Mans Sky redditors are making me re-evaluate my ship building ideas...

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31/8/2025, 6:35:00 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ive paid far more for far less entertainment.

31/8/2025, 6:05:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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$15

31/8/2025, 6:03:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She flies from NYC to the Peru rainforest and back in less than a day! She's bad at CPR! The villain speaks through ADR without even moving his mouth! It's all vastly entertaining.

31/8/2025, 6:03:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The biggest thing MK1 did wrong was eliminate AI Fighters. The whole reason I loved MK11 so much was because I didn't have to actually play it.

31/8/2025, 5:47:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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McKays comes through again! <:D

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31/8/2025, 5:45:10 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 12:24:38 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is not Max Headroom! D:>

30/8/2025, 11:57:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RE Style tank controls!

30/8/2025, 11:53:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Im hacked into traffic cams and steering myself in third person

30/8/2025, 11:48:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WARNING: INCOMING GAME WARNING: INCOMING GAME

30/8/2025, 10:28:16 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like America's red thong

30/8/2025, 8:13:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clodsire is a good boy. 🥰

30/8/2025, 8:12:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your Mom jokes are never about anyone's actual mom. They're about a collective mom. An all encompassing mom. A mom thats larger than any of us.

30/8/2025, 8:08:10 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man, I loved that New Warriors book back in the day.

30/8/2025, 6:43:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is me except with Kendrick Lamar. No and thank you.

30/8/2025, 5:40:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If anyone has any hands on experience with Shadowrun Anarchy, I'd love to hear what it's like to play

30/8/2025, 4:33:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's no side of that I wouldn't hit like the fist of an angry god 😍

30/8/2025, 3:25:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dont think masking the stickers is going to work. If you go this route, I'd plan to strip them all off & replace with reprolabels. Personally, I'd keep him in his natural yellowed state & not risk anything possibly making the plastic worse.

30/8/2025, 3:24:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goddamn that looks good

30/8/2025, 3:21:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, it's not overpowering, but just a weeee bit more than necessary I think. I really dig Catherine Zeta Gundam as Morticia.

30/8/2025, 3:20:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's very good, but id like maybe 15% less tropey teen drama from it.

30/8/2025, 2:10:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sanctum Santorum? I hardly know um!

30/8/2025, 2:08:56 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kilo (@oilywhisper68.bsky.social) reposted

jd vance suddenly talking like starscream. probably nothing

30/8/2025, 3:20:47 AM | 30 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am unable to stop myself from saying "I get up around 7, get out of bed around 9" whenever someone mentions waking up. No one ever seems to get it. :(

30/8/2025, 2:02:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Good,” said Toad.

30/8/2025, 7:37:14 AM | 930 211 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/o1sN1pEcPSA?...

30/8/2025, 8:58:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I LIKE MY SUGAR WITH COFFEE AND CREAM!

29/8/2025, 8:12:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But what about as a special treat?

29/8/2025, 7:30:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure would be great if this guys head would stop leaking blood. >:O

29/8/2025, 7:19:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love T-Bob with all my heart. Equal parts goofy and indignant. "M-m-m-mask? I don't know anyone named Mask. I used to know someone named Marvin, but he doesn't live around here."

29/8/2025, 7:07:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you pay a prostitute for more than hour, is that a hired goon?

29/8/2025, 5:16:24 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Transforms into dimensions of incomprehensible madness in just 13 steps!

29/8/2025, 7:02:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why he hasnt aged a day! Also, man, Kristen Ritter is gonna be there! Shitagi Nashi! O:

29/8/2025, 6:57:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But would you love it if that's all you had to eat?

29/8/2025, 6:52:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tried coconut water. It's disgusting. Tastes like watered down skim milk & suntan lotion.

29/8/2025, 4:40:38 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It will do the planet a great favor

29/8/2025, 12:47:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mixsasster

29/8/2025, 12:46:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only going forward cause we can't find reverse!

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28/8/2025, 2:11:24 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Zoom in. Enhance.

27/8/2025, 9:35:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 9:34:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Literate Tennesseean

27/8/2025, 6:34:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/zsVpdBIi1BU?...

27/8/2025, 6:33:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not especially, but I only go there for breakfast. Their dinner isnt bad - fried chicken, meatloaf, veggies, etc. Basic southern cooking. Same basic level of quality you'd expect from your basic chain restaraunt. The atmosphere is a big part of the appeal - lots of earthtones & wood. Very calming.

27/8/2025, 6:13:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They have better pancakes than IHOP or Waffle House. Rest of their breakfast is good too. Cozier atmosphere compared to the other two as well.

27/8/2025, 6:06:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No Man's Snapships

27/8/2025, 4:16:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait, Starfield actually came out? I thought it was vaporware, like Spore

27/8/2025, 4:01:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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IMMA MAKE ME A GODDAMN ENTERPRISE

27/8/2025, 3:57:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's mary janes

27/8/2025, 3:48:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Candle Corn

27/8/2025, 11:01:23 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3 was real uneven, especially with pacing as it kinda jumped around. 4 is just a 4 episode conclusion, so im just glad its getting an ending

27/8/2025, 1:01:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's adorable 🥰

26/8/2025, 11:21:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Upload is back, which means I can continue to crush on goofy AI Guy :D

26/8/2025, 11:19:56 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fair, and so basically its blasting a spoiler on the shelf. XD

26/8/2025, 8:12:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I desire context. 🤔

26/8/2025, 7:46:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got that you were poking fun at how corp abuses the workers to the point of slavery, but it kinda reads like a jab at the workers too

26/8/2025, 7:41:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whose blood ah nevermind, probably doesn't matter

26/8/2025, 6:46:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think Dollar Generals should start putting restaurants in them like K-Mart did with the K-Cafe. They could call them the General Cafe.

26/8/2025, 6:19:33 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Its taking pity on you!

25/8/2025, 10:23:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooo denzel

25/8/2025, 10:22:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Le Confunk

25/8/2025, 10:21:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmmm! Perhaps its time to bite the bullet

25/8/2025, 8:17:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 8:00:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh God he's a monster!

25/8/2025, 7:57:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Toyotathon of Toys 💀

25/8/2025, 7:56:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice work! I'm still kicking myself for not going for this team as they were trickling out. Now it's basically too late for my wallet. :(

25/8/2025, 7:54:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice D! Not Pictured: Vessy wheelbarrowing all your bullshit into the Nerd Containment Zone from the rest of the house.

25/8/2025, 7:27:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's... fine. The only thing interesting about him is mustache and his glasses weapon, which... Eh.

25/8/2025, 6:10:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait wait wait... Ministry Leader & Technology Expert? Are you working for some kind of Warhammer 40k cult?

24/8/2025, 3:52:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bonked to death 😢

24/8/2025, 3:41:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pachycephalosauruses are great :D

24/8/2025, 3:39:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clearly humans have gotten tired of dinosaurs; that's why they dont make dinosaur movies anymore.

24/8/2025, 3:32:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It puts the eggs in the basket or it gets the hose again

24/8/2025, 3:24:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now I feel doubly robbed of both G1 & G2 Overlord

24/8/2025, 3:23:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are giblets gibbous?

24/8/2025, 3:22:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always crossed RTS with STS & ended up thinking Reveal That Shit

24/8/2025, 3:19:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ominous

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24/8/2025, 3:18:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At a Walmart with no Generations or Studio Series at all. Not even shelf tags just TF One & Earthspark. Baffling.

24/8/2025, 3:14:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your teeth

24/8/2025, 1:35:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooh, that's gonna burn one way or another

24/8/2025, 1:33:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've adapted to them, but I was never really a fan of the navy & red. I'm just happy to have him one way or another! 🥰

24/8/2025, 1:33:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Instead of Titos Vodka, Cheetos Vodka

24/8/2025, 1:23:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Its only been 7 years since TRU died. It feels like its been decades.

24/8/2025, 1:15:45 AM | 13 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pumpkin mustache!

24/8/2025, 12:01:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I still remember getting my RiD Brave Max back in like 2005. One of the happiest collector moments to finally own this mold.

23/8/2025, 11:59:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make the rocking world go round

23/8/2025, 10:17:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 10:13:48 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isn't that just Code Red?

23/8/2025, 9:59:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What I love the most is that price tag. It makes me remember seeing it for the same price on a TRU endcap as a kid

23/8/2025, 8:36:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit. Its beautiful

23/8/2025, 8:32:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BICTH

23/8/2025, 5:29:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Argh. SS WFC Thundercracker at Walmart but no Mixmaster. :<

23/8/2025, 3:27:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view