Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s also describing the training scene from the movie Creed and that kicked ass
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s also describing the training scene from the movie Creed and that kicked ass
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
This thread is a slap in the face to all those who witnessed Jack’s historic ‘86 Masters win at Oak Hill
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Why can’t my line block for me like this in College Football 26?
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Rounders. Was pulled from theaters it was doing so bad.
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
“SPORTS SHOULD ALWAYS BE AN EVEN PLAYING FIELD!!” - 5’ 3” 210 lb guy on his couch who was cut from every team he ever tried out for
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Bill Ackman says this could have been shorter
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
With 0 transgender players and Angel Reese improving, conservatives are running out of angles to rage bait the WNBA for clicks.
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, Loaded Weapon is underrated
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Respectfully, you look like Jim Breuer found out he got a gig
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, parents apparently have no problem with their daughters having dodgeballs hurled at them by Chads in gym class but it’s waayyyyyy too dangerous to play volleyball against that one trans girl.
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Did we forget Bird in ‘84?
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
When you’re trying to avoid all the Drama, post a Turtle
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
*in a heavy Scottish accent* Serrano, I should’ve known, you piece of shit!”
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
The Studio
Bobby Big Wheel (@kleinman.bsky.social) reposted
Oh my GOD www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8-N...
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
What’s the exact opposite of the, they had us in the first half not gonna lie meme?
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Pedro, Martinez?? The knuckleball pitcher?
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social)
Being on the Epstein flight logs may actually help his resume in this case.
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
So good
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social)
Republicans have the worst luck in the world in that recessions seem to randomly always happen on their watch.
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Going all in on Aaron Rodgers at this stage is WILD
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Jeanty’s a beast but why trade up for a running back with all the good backs in this year’s class?
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
This comparison doesn’t work, it’s not like his spaceship crashed or anything
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
People pissed in the comments should be mad at Biden for running again. You saw him at the debate, he was GONE. It was embarrassing. At least Kamala gave us a chance.
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus Christ who comes up with these awful catch phrases, just talk like a normal person for fuck’s sake
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Tanking for Arch Manning, libs can’t think long term!
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
There should be more specialization. More DHs, so that every team pretty much has an offense and a defense. So every time you watch you’re seeing great hitters and great defensive players.
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social)
“We obviously meant Allen Iverson, he wanted to sign Paul George.”
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t imagine a world where we have sports that feature players who have physical advantages.
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
“THEY’RE FUELING THEIR MISSILES, WE DON’T HAVE TIME TO FUCK AROUND!!”
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
The Tactical Dallas Mavericks
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
The Onion got flanked by this one
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
LMAO fuck off
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Love the idea that there’s this class of sexual abusers who refuse to cross the line of walking thru an unlocked/unguarded door because it’s against the law. “I’ll rape all I want but I won’t trespass to do so”
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Technically near misses count as progress now. USA! USA!
Rory Blank (on vacation) (@roryblank.bsky.social) reposted
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
But on the bright side really really really really rich people will get tax cuts
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social)
“It’s the 50th anniversary of Saturday Night Live!….when will it air?…..Sunday”
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
He tried to blackmail the Godfather, guy is trash
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social)
We better get a good Always Sunny episode about this
Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted
Mahomes playing like he really was a Tuberville recruit
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
You know he had to have been talked out of putting Hillary on there too
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
*CIA operative from you know what movie voice* Jesus Christ, that’s Frank Reynolds
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Michelle Tafoya definitely blaming DEI for not getting to ask that question herself
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social)
Jesus fucking Christ
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social)
Oh, another app?
Helen Kennedy (@helenkennedy.bsky.social) reposted
Giving federal disaster money to local religious charlatans to dole out as they see fit (if they see fit) sounds like a great idea. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this.
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Please tell me the Canes can/will sign Mikko long term
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
How is this not Larry David
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social)
RIP. What a legend
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Had the Bucks been in the west they would’ve played the Lakers in the conference finals like 5 years in a row
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social)
But they totally make up for it with their brilliant 25-1 ad to post timeline ratio
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social)
Oh hell yea
dan ozzi (@danozzi.bsky.social) reposted
v cool that as i sit here with my belongings packed in my car, ready to flee my home, the richest dweeb in the world and the president's son are posting shit like "uhh fires start when george soros rubs wokeness and dei together." i hate that we have to share a planet with these fucking idiots.
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Was Obama supposed to run away from Trump? At a funeral? Relax man
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
When Miami gets swallowed up by rising sea levels it will be because we made Aquaman too woke
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
You posted this on the wrong site there are no blue check weirdos here to slop up this nonsense
Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff.bsky.social) reposted
My father would womanize, he would start land wars with Denmark. He would make outrageous claims like claiming ownership of Greenland. Sometimes he would refer to the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America.
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
LITTLE CARMINE: it’s a total deb acle
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
“AI, show me a picture of you stepping over my mom right after she fell playing pickleball”
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
I literally just walked 20 minutes to get energy drinks
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
“Blake Horvath shredding the Oklahoma worse than Admiral Yamamoto, okay?”
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
J Peterman over G Costanza in this house
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Somebody didn’t watch Carry On on Netflix SMDH
will Tavlin (@tavlin.bsky.social) reposted
I have an essay about how Netflix destroyed the movies in the new issue of @nplusonemag.com. Read it online and in print! www.nplusonemag.com/issue-49/ess...
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
For a while I thought “Avengers Assemble” was Frost
Ryan Bernardoni (@dangercart.bsky.social) reposted
That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
“I’m puttin Twittah in my reah view”
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re gonna wanna make sure you come in sober cause none of them are labeled and full disclosure there’s a chance you’re gonna get a Steve
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social)
My idea to save baseball by having like 5 designated hitters would get CRUSHED
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social)
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social)
LeBron is absolutely ridiculous man
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
A personal favorite of mine is the absolute dumbest opinion you’ve ever heard in your life followed by, “FACTS”
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social)
New York’s finest, hot on the trail
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Instead of asking his dry doctor wife what a WAP is Ben could simply ask her about how the insurance industry works.
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
As a C’s fan when I see Ainge I think of Tatum and Brown haha
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn’t this pretty much the subplot in Rebel Ridge also?
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
“I guess I shouldn’t….well, yea….i probably….damn…” *sadly crosses off “Irish Car Bombs”*
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
In solidarity with Charlie I can’t read this but I’ll adapt
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Seeing Nixon right before you die would indeed be pretty fucked up
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Pritchard is out of his mind right now, love to see it
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social)
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social)
We may need to retire this all time most accurate kicker stat today already
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Cautionary tale for sure
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Lucky shot from a rookie, I bet he never did anything in the league
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent
Email subject line: Not mad, just disappointed
Evan (@hier19.bsky.social)
When you hate your kid so much it won’t even fit in a text message.