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Evan

@hier19.bsky.social

created November 14, 2024

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Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s also describing the training scene from the movie Creed and that kicked ass

12/8/2025, 2:16:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This thread is a slap in the face to all those who witnessed Jack’s historic ‘86 Masters win at Oak Hill

11/8/2025, 11:36:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

Why can’t my line block for me like this in College Football 26?

11/8/2025, 10:25:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

Rounders. Was pulled from theaters it was doing so bad.

11/8/2025, 3:50:28 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“SPORTS SHOULD ALWAYS BE AN EVEN PLAYING FIELD!!” - 5’ 3” 210 lb guy on his couch who was cut from every team he ever tried out for

9/8/2025, 6:34:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bill Ackman says this could have been shorter

9/8/2025, 6:31:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With 0 transgender players and Angel Reese improving, conservatives are running out of angles to rage bait the WNBA for clicks.

20/7/2025, 3:43:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, Loaded Weapon is underrated

18/7/2025, 11:29:47 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

Respectfully, you look like Jim Breuer found out he got a gig

11/7/2025, 12:49:40 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, parents apparently have no problem with their daughters having dodgeballs hurled at them by Chads in gym class but it’s waayyyyyy too dangerous to play volleyball against that one trans girl.

1/7/2025, 10:30:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

Did we forget Bird in ‘84?

23/6/2025, 12:45:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/6/2025, 1:43:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you’re trying to avoid all the Drama, post a Turtle

21/6/2025, 4:53:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

*in a heavy Scottish accent* Serrano, I should’ve known, you piece of shit!”

14/6/2025, 3:54:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bird would be pro guard

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10/6/2025, 2:00:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Studio

3/6/2025, 12:10:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobby Big Wheel (@kleinman.bsky.social) reposted

Oh my GOD www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8-N...

28/5/2025, 1:54:16 AM | 209 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s the exact opposite of the, they had us in the first half not gonna lie meme?

18/5/2025, 3:18:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/5/2025, 12:50:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pedro, Martinez?? The knuckleball pitcher?

11/5/2025, 2:40:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Being on the Epstein flight logs may actually help his resume in this case.

3/5/2025, 1:37:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

So good

2/5/2025, 4:09:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Republicans have the worst luck in the world in that recessions seem to randomly always happen on their watch.

30/4/2025, 12:54:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

Going all in on Aaron Rodgers at this stage is WILD

26/4/2025, 6:14:17 PM | 59 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

Jeanty’s a beast but why trade up for a running back with all the good backs in this year’s class?

21/4/2025, 3:44:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

This comparison doesn’t work, it’s not like his spaceship crashed or anything

17/4/2025, 7:21:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

People pissed in the comments should be mad at Biden for running again. You saw him at the debate, he was GONE. It was embarrassing. At least Kamala gave us a chance.

17/4/2025, 1:17:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus Christ who comes up with these awful catch phrases, just talk like a normal person for fuck’s sake

8/4/2025, 8:04:41 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

Tanking for Arch Manning, libs can’t think long term!

4/4/2025, 8:21:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

There should be more specialization. More DHs, so that every team pretty much has an offense and a defense. So every time you watch you’re seeing great hitters and great defensive players.

14/3/2025, 9:32:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“We obviously meant Allen Iverson, he wanted to sign Paul George.”

13/3/2025, 11:12:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t imagine a world where we have sports that feature players who have physical advantages.

7/3/2025, 8:31:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

“THEY’RE FUELING THEIR MISSILES, WE DON’T HAVE TIME TO FUCK AROUND!!”

7/3/2025, 12:51:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

The Tactical Dallas Mavericks

6/3/2025, 9:25:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

The Onion got flanked by this one

4/3/2025, 9:43:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

LMAO fuck off

27/2/2025, 5:52:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

Love the idea that there’s this class of sexual abusers who refuse to cross the line of walking thru an unlocked/unguarded door because it’s against the law. “I’ll rape all I want but I won’t trespass to do so”

27/2/2025, 2:03:47 PM | 43 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

Technically near misses count as progress now. USA! USA!

25/2/2025, 9:03:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rory Blank (on vacation) (@roryblank.bsky.social) reposted

17/2/2025, 10:14:05 PM | 4772 815 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

But on the bright side really really really really rich people will get tax cuts

16/2/2025, 11:50:36 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social)

“It’s the 50th anniversary of Saturday Night Live!….when will it air?…..Sunday”

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15/2/2025, 5:50:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

“What was it, barkin?”

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15/2/2025, 3:26:53 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

Well I think I know their first choice

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11/2/2025, 2:37:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He tried to blackmail the Godfather, guy is trash

10/2/2025, 4:36:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We better get a good Always Sunny episode about this

10/2/2025, 2:17:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted

Mahomes playing like he really was a Tuberville recruit

10/2/2025, 1:15:55 AM | 2460 352 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

You know he had to have been talked out of putting Hillary on there too

6/2/2025, 9:05:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

*CIA operative from you know what movie voice* Jesus Christ, that’s Frank Reynolds

6/2/2025, 12:29:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

Michelle Tafoya definitely blaming DEI for not getting to ask that question herself

5/2/2025, 9:51:46 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/2/2025, 8:35:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus fucking Christ

4/2/2025, 1:06:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social)

Oh, another app?

29/1/2025, 12:56:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Helen Kennedy (@helenkennedy.bsky.social) reposted

Giving federal disaster money to local religious charlatans to dole out as they see fit (if they see fit) sounds like a great idea. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this.

25/1/2025, 2:02:31 AM | 970 194 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

Please tell me the Canes can/will sign Mikko long term

25/1/2025, 3:27:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

How is this not Larry David

23/1/2025, 10:51:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RIP. What a legend

16/1/2025, 3:54:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

Had the Bucks been in the west they would’ve played the Lakers in the conference finals like 5 years in a row

15/1/2025, 4:56:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But they totally make up for it with their brilliant 25-1 ad to post timeline ratio

10/1/2025, 10:03:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh hell yea

9/1/2025, 11:36:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dan ozzi (@danozzi.bsky.social) reposted

v cool that as i sit here with my belongings packed in my car, ready to flee my home, the richest dweeb in the world and the president's son are posting shit like "uhh fires start when george soros rubs wokeness and dei together." i hate that we have to share a planet with these fucking idiots.

9/1/2025, 6:37:19 PM | 347 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

Was Obama supposed to run away from Trump? At a funeral? Relax man

9/1/2025, 4:44:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

When Miami gets swallowed up by rising sea levels it will be because we made Aquaman too woke

8/1/2025, 8:20:40 PM | 251 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

You posted this on the wrong site there are no blue check weirdos here to slop up this nonsense

8/1/2025, 3:44:51 PM | 123 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff.bsky.social) reposted

My father would womanize, he would start land wars with Denmark. He would make outrageous claims like claiming ownership of Greenland. Sometimes he would refer to the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America.

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Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

LITTLE CARMINE: it’s a total deb acle

7/1/2025, 3:47:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/1/2025, 1:29:21 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“AI, show me a picture of you stepping over my mom right after she fell playing pickleball”

7/1/2025, 1:26:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My bank whenever I try to deposit gambling winnings

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2/1/2025, 10:45:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

I literally just walked 20 minutes to get energy drinks

31/12/2024, 8:10:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Blake Horvath shredding the Oklahoma worse than Admiral Yamamoto, okay?”

27/12/2024, 8:32:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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J Peterman over G Costanza in this house

27/12/2024, 2:23:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somebody didn’t watch Carry On on Netflix SMDH

20/12/2024, 4:36:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will Tavlin (@tavlin.bsky.social) reposted

I have an essay about how Netflix destroyed the movies in the new issue of @nplusonemag.com. Read it online and in print! www.nplusonemag.com/issue-49/ess...

16/12/2024, 4:18:02 PM | 432 132 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

For a while I thought “Avengers Assemble” was Frost

17/12/2024, 1:23:13 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Bernardoni (@dangercart.bsky.social) reposted

That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are

13/12/2024, 1:31:48 PM | 27451 8682 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

“I’m puttin Twittah in my reah view”

12/12/2024, 2:14:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re gonna wanna make sure you come in sober cause none of them are labeled and full disclosure there’s a chance you’re gonna get a Steve

11/12/2024, 7:51:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My idea to save baseball by having like 5 designated hitters would get CRUSHED

10/12/2024, 3:55:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oliver Alexander (@oalexanderdk.bsky.social) reposted

How it started: How it’s going:

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LeBron is absolutely ridiculous man

7/12/2024, 3:09:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

A personal favorite of mine is the absolute dumbest opinion you’ve ever heard in your life followed by, “FACTS”

7/12/2024, 1:27:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New York’s finest, hot on the trail

6/12/2024, 11:52:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@hier19.bsky.social) reply parent

Instead of asking his dry doctor wife what a WAP is Ben could simply ask her about how the insurance industry works.

6/12/2024, 11:52:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a C’s fan when I see Ainge I think of Tatum and Brown haha

6/12/2024, 9:35:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isn’t this pretty much the subplot in Rebel Ridge also?

5/12/2024, 2:46:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“I guess I shouldn’t….well, yea….i probably….damn…” *sadly crosses off “Irish Car Bombs”*

4/12/2024, 9:44:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sequel is gonna be so good

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In solidarity with Charlie I can’t read this but I’ll adapt

4/12/2024, 3:15:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seeing Nixon right before you die would indeed be pretty fucked up

3/12/2024, 8:54:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pritchard is out of his mind right now, love to see it

3/12/2024, 4:44:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We may need to retire this all time most accurate kicker stat today already

1/12/2024, 11:25:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cautionary tale for sure

30/11/2024, 5:17:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lucky shot from a rookie, I bet he never did anything in the league

30/11/2024, 4:45:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Email subject line: Not mad, just disappointed

30/11/2024, 2:42:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you hate your kid so much it won’t even fit in a text message.

30/11/2024, 2:41:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ron Swanson meets Brick Tamland vibes, incredible stuff

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