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My childhood is now a wedge on the Carousel of Progress in Tomorrowland. Do not Taunt Happy Fun Ball! SLAVA UKRAINI πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Retired EE. Somewhere in Ohio.

created December 21, 2023

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4/9/2025, 1:35:18 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Plus, MAGA won't be to happy with President Thiel.

3/9/2025, 4:10:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Got a quarter?"

3/9/2025, 2:33:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎢 Oh, happy day 🎢

2/9/2025, 8:48:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congrats! Just retired after 40 years of control design. It is a fun field, and it's nice to be respected.

2/9/2025, 8:33:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dr Phlox

1/9/2025, 4:37:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One Step Beyond

1/9/2025, 1:10:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I could upvote a thousand times.

1/9/2025, 6:02:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He can't make an adult woman happy in bed, but he sure can make a young minor cry.

1/9/2025, 5:59:30 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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From your lips to God's ear.

1/9/2025, 3:48:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But, but, he had blue eyes and blond hair, right?

1/9/2025, 1:59:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not sure president Thiel will please MAGA.

1/9/2025, 12:45:15 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I used an IOMega SCSI tape drive. When the company went under, I got all the tapes, but by then there were no drivers.

31/8/2025, 9:23:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So Trump tried to take him out?

31/8/2025, 9:16:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1984 for various"reasons"

31/8/2025, 3:47:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Name?

31/8/2025, 3:17:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bacon?! Did you say bacon?

31/8/2025, 2:35:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 6:07:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now Trump will come after Netflix.

30/8/2025, 7:36:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They could replace him with a magic 8 ball if they just added "In about two weeks" to the possible results.

30/8/2025, 4:01:24 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unless they're 12.

29/8/2025, 11:12:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw them with INXS. Stand and Deliver.

29/8/2025, 5:21:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got ten minutes into the second one and decided we've seen all this already. No more please.

29/8/2025, 4:46:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He heard the word mitochondrial and now must use it to sound real book smart.

29/8/2025, 4:39:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Think he's unhappy now? Just wait till his adult teeth start comming in.

29/8/2025, 4:26:42 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Toby Jones is criminally underrated. His Capote was stunning.

29/8/2025, 4:16:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Take no prisoners!"

29/8/2025, 3:55:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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St. Jack is my favorite of him.

29/8/2025, 3:44:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It should label, as well as outline the prime cuts of squirrel.

29/8/2025, 3:42:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks NRA!

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29/8/2025, 3:26:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 1:51:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She said that single shot paid for daughter's college.

29/8/2025, 12:41:26 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We kept going to shows long after people assumed we were looking for our kids.

28/8/2025, 8:29:51 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 2:21:30 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 9:39:46 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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All non arians.

26/8/2025, 9:33:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know, there's people out there that can eat one fucking donut and gain a pound. Serena worked out every day damn neer all day to stay competitive. That keeps the pounds off. Now she retired.

26/8/2025, 7:26:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Infinite free time leads to this.

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26/8/2025, 5:21:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is to hide bruises from his nightly transfusions. Every night ICE brings him a new 12 year old for that young young blood.

26/8/2025, 12:51:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quicksand

25/8/2025, 10:29:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Opulence?

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25/8/2025, 4:35:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's the end goal for us. When all things are made by machines, nothing will be more valuable than a hand-made piece. We could restore craftsmanship to a world aplenty with IKEA

25/8/2025, 3:35:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did he sign all the Jan 6 pardons by hand, or did he use an autopen?

25/8/2025, 3:14:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 2:33:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But he's the head of enterprise sales at coffee cup solutions! She really nabbed a winner there!

24/8/2025, 2:16:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Faster than a speeding migrant. Able to leap low fences in a single bound.

24/8/2025, 2:07:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Call him Gym Jordan.

24/8/2025, 1:56:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oo-mox will get you nowhere...

24/8/2025, 3:56:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Opulence? ...

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24/8/2025, 1:45:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now we have to pay to take it all off on that happy day.

24/8/2025, 1:43:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Faster than a speeding infant . ..

24/8/2025, 1:20:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 12:52:25 AM | 65 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are those autopen signatures?

24/8/2025, 12:39:23 AM | 410 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are the reports that his cell was on a lower floor around a corner false? There are two doors in the video. At one point, one on the right opens, and a guard walks out. It was a hallway, not a cell. That leaves like 4 feet for any call on the left, except this is a 23 hour lock down. No food door?

23/8/2025, 11:51:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too late.

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22/8/2025, 11:41:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No. An underage woman is called a minor.

22/8/2025, 5:08:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Take your upvote and then die.

22/8/2025, 4:56:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They would latch onto a dog pissing on a flat rock as a sign of the Great Woke.

22/8/2025, 2:11:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I lived in Miami from '70 to '75. At the time we assumed it was the second gayest town in America. How far it has fallen.

22/8/2025, 1:13:50 AM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's never actually played tennis, has he.

21/8/2025, 8:57:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope you report them all.

21/8/2025, 1:28:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 1:26:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trumps hair is real. Transplanted from his ass, but still real.

20/8/2025, 9:16:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was in Operation Dessert Storm.

20/8/2025, 2:18:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Gravy Seals.

20/8/2025, 2:00:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More like "Everyone who won't pay me is here."

20/8/2025, 1:57:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That depends. What newspaper?

20/8/2025, 4:01:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Send ICE!

19/8/2025, 8:58:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Opulance? I has it.

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19/8/2025, 11:58:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No comment

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18/8/2025, 9:31:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big assed "Got A Lot Of Livin'" dance number gets it.

18/8/2025, 3:48:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Freedom Footlong

17/8/2025, 10:23:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lugosi's dead.

17/8/2025, 4:24:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Appease in our time!

17/8/2025, 4:08:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13 years down the tubes in one day, and I feel fine.

17/8/2025, 3:57:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've heard of that stuff. It's not sold in America?

17/8/2025, 3:50:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spencer Tunick?

17/8/2025, 3:32:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What if it was iradiated? I've got a case of 2% like that that will keep for years, but I never saw raw milk like that.

17/8/2025, 3:28:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was fun, till it wasn't fun at all. And thank God for that.

17/8/2025, 2:36:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Freedom Footlong!

17/8/2025, 2:22:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That has to be the smallest CRT ever.

17/8/2025, 12:44:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I was Subway, I'd quick name a sandwich The Freedom Footlong. Double wrapped.

16/8/2025, 11:09:54 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What, and miss out on all the free paper towels?

16/8/2025, 10:54:32 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A lead lining on the bottom of our lakes and rivers.

16/8/2025, 10:20:38 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They must defend themselves from another Freedom Footlong attack.

16/8/2025, 8:28:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wish you weren't here

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16/8/2025, 7:15:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The true weapons of peace.

16/8/2025, 2:22:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So she pulled the old "We have that at home" trick.

15/8/2025, 10:27:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was Combs there?

15/8/2025, 10:11:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now, they can privatize it.

15/8/2025, 10:05:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hottest on what record? If we don't have records, we can't have the hottest day on record. Problem solved!

15/8/2025, 9:59:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎢 Two boys for every girl 🎢

15/8/2025, 9:55:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lunchables. The machine at work sold them decades ago, and I loved them.

15/8/2025, 9:53:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A freedom shell.

15/8/2025, 9:39:55 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whatever happens, Trump will DEMAND it had earned him the Nobel. Otherwise, the tariffs on Sweeden will be 15000%!

15/8/2025, 9:38:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only a fool would be interested in the Trump economy. "Just pretend" isn't a sane path.

15/8/2025, 9:26:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is the one on the left the only working model? Does it still work?

15/8/2025, 9:21:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just want him to play Superman in a non Snyder tainted project.

15/8/2025, 4:03:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gonna trade in Ode?

15/8/2025, 2:54:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nineteen Inch Nails

14/8/2025, 3:02:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view