Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) / Redsky

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope it was a painful and protracted death

2/9/2025, 7:57:36 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Crappy-Doo

2/9/2025, 3:11:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

“I’d elect me.”

2/9/2025, 12:47:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Rush Limbaugh got one. They’re worth less than nothing

1/9/2025, 9:12:34 PM | 31 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m still on Team Cholesterol

1/9/2025, 8:19:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

You remain impressed but it was your first time watching Robocop?

1/9/2025, 6:27:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

BREAKING: water is wet

1/9/2025, 4:13:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Harebanging

1/9/2025, 3:32:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Dan Patrick is an evil SOB. His death will be celebrated

1/9/2025, 3:03:40 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

credit the artist why dontcha? @jesseduquette.bsky.social

1/9/2025, 2:02:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

This is their god

1/9/2025, 1:46:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Texas GOP couldn’t wait to make voting harder. They love to cheat to stay in power

1/9/2025, 1:45:01 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Angela Bassett as Storm in my mind

1/9/2025, 4:49:33 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to call this my “disco nap”

31/8/2025, 10:14:46 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Pile of rotting mush

31/8/2025, 9:49:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social)

Maybe Rudy’s accident can be considered an hors d’oeuvre

31/8/2025, 9:47:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope she loses her business

31/8/2025, 5:14:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

The hat brim gets lower and lower, hee hee

31/8/2025, 5:12:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

His family can charge admission to piss on his grave

31/8/2025, 5:11:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

sad trombone

31/8/2025, 4:10:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Godspeed

31/8/2025, 3:47:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

buh bye

31/8/2025, 3:28:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

DEATH CULT

31/8/2025, 3:27:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

The Doobie Brothers in What’s Happening?!

30/8/2025, 2:50:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m headed for the Pampers

30/8/2025, 2:49:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve seen people clap at The Long Game, Saving Private Ryan, and Karate Kid

30/8/2025, 12:15:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Weekend at Drumphie’s

30/8/2025, 12:14:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Doomsday Cult

30/8/2025, 12:13:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Mushroom dick wasn’t loved by his daddy

29/8/2025, 11:17:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Only months with an “r” right?

29/8/2025, 9:57:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone please hack Morath’s laptop

29/8/2025, 8:44:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

“Training programs for staff” = rent boys in Miami

29/8/2025, 6:48:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck the Texas GOP. Fucking death cult

29/8/2025, 6:23:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

My pronouns are bang bang

29/8/2025, 1:02:00 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

“DRINK!”

28/8/2025, 9:26:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

F*ck off Xtian nationalists

28/8/2025, 2:18:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Credit the artist PLEASE

28/8/2025, 1:47:30 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social)

Spoon is still killing it open.spotify.com/track/2msGEY...

27/8/2025, 5:32:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Epstain

26/8/2025, 11:36:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

America’s in its Lex Luthor era

26/8/2025, 9:41:08 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

The Hawking Pred

25/8/2025, 10:31:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s still alive???

25/8/2025, 12:57:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Death Becomes Him

25/8/2025, 5:04:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

DIE! DIE! DIE!

25/8/2025, 1:51:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Texas GOP is a death cult but there’s still lots of good people here

24/8/2025, 10:46:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank goodness they recorded their kindness or else no one would know what a great person they are

24/8/2025, 4:52:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Some theatres have open caption (subtitles) screenings. Look into it

24/8/2025, 4:47:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Ha ha ha! No

24/8/2025, 3:28:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

They have to pretend to be oppressed by a logo change to justify all the cruelty they encourage

24/8/2025, 3:19:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

🎼ICE, ICE, Gravy

20/8/2025, 3:57:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Doggett’s been great but it’s time for young blood

14/8/2025, 2:09:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

snowflakkkes

14/8/2025, 2:53:56 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aunt Gladys approves

13/8/2025, 4:02:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Toady

13/8/2025, 2:19:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooooooh!! I’m tellin’ mama!!

13/8/2025, 12:15:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

I could totally see JD strap a dead relative to the roof of his station wagon

11/8/2025, 7:21:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Murkowski must be so concerned

10/8/2025, 8:06:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Escape From Meowcatraz

10/8/2025, 6:28:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Daddy didn’t love him

10/8/2025, 12:39:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Texas GOP is a death cult

9/8/2025, 1:20:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Craven cryptkeeper

7/8/2025, 11:25:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

What a cool concept. Like if Scooby was real

7/8/2025, 11:03:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Civil war, here we come!

7/8/2025, 11:02:12 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

I want her to never know peace

7/8/2025, 12:51:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll dance in the street

7/8/2025, 2:19:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Like a knife in the back, huh buddy

6/8/2025, 1:40:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

and the Snyder Incels will cry

6/8/2025, 1:11:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

I wheely hate that man

6/8/2025, 1:00:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

You had me at “hot”

4/8/2025, 7:56:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

People worship this sack of garbage 🤡

4/8/2025, 2:00:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Supermajority death cult

4/8/2025, 5:37:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Shamelessness is a creep’s superpower

1/8/2025, 4:05:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Texas GOP is a death cult

1/8/2025, 4:03:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

I wanna watch her crush that guy’s balls again

1/8/2025, 3:28:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup, it’s a death cult

1/8/2025, 2:50:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Craven Xtian nationalist

1/8/2025, 4:39:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

This is before reserved seating, Nancy. Just move already

1/8/2025, 4:34:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Please spare the Snooterpoots

1/8/2025, 1:23:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Penultimate Destination #mildhorror

31/7/2025, 3:15:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Tuesday Weld YES

30/7/2025, 3:36:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

5LRP33

30/7/2025, 2:59:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Treat thy self

28/7/2025, 3:08:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

What??? NEED!!

27/7/2025, 8:46:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

My upstairs neighbor who learned to play the bass to this riff agrees with you

26/7/2025, 10:46:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Love those articulated wrists

26/7/2025, 9:35:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Over a year away, but why?? It’s all ready to go

26/7/2025, 8:38:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

🎼I’m just a perv who can’t say no

26/7/2025, 7:38:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if the grocery store sells ice cream?

26/7/2025, 3:54:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a real grocery loneliness epidemic

26/7/2025, 2:41:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Milked Man

26/7/2025, 2:29:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t you know their mommies are still making them snackiepoos

26/7/2025, 3:26:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

FU Blue Bell, gimme my dyes

26/7/2025, 3:05:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Wonder if they’ll ever make a live action adaptation?

26/7/2025, 1:35:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

These dumb hateful babies are terrified

26/7/2025, 1:30:04 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

womp womp

24/7/2025, 11:06:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

The song at the end gets me every time: 🎼Life’s like a movie, write your own ending / Keep believing, keep pretending

24/7/2025, 3:57:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social)

In tribute to Ozzy, I’m gonna pour one out (piss on the Alamo)

23/7/2025, 2:27:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

He was great in Booksmart

23/7/2025, 1:08:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s compare non lethal poison control calls to 911 calls after a drunk driving accident

22/7/2025, 3:05:16 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Prikryl (@ianprikryl.bsky.social) reply parent

That is so fetch

22/7/2025, 3:55:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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