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Mike Sr.

@iassist.bsky.social

Woke, Navy veteran, hate that MFer,retired from retail, sarcastic af.

created November 11, 2024

10,794 followers 18,376 following 902 posts

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Profile picture Arizona Leftist (@whydontwelearn.bsky.social) reposted

Where are the ammosexuals and their militias that have been warning us about these things for decades?

1/9/2025, 3:52:42 PM | 28 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey we’re going to be deployed to DC. What are we going to do there? Mostly stand around but if you get bored you can pick up trash and throw mulch.

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1/9/2025, 9:03:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social)

This is from 2015. Why are we still doing this?

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1/9/2025, 3:17:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M.K.McDaniels (@mkmcdaniels.bsky.social) reposted

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1/9/2025, 1:25:33 PM | 396 150 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Fare 🖤🤍💜 (@adamfare1996.bsky.social) reposted

Waking up every morning and not knowing if your body is going to function, or how, is definitely one of the hardest and most debilitating aspects of being disabled. Any plans, no matter how much you want/need to do them, can be stopped at any moment, totally out of your control.

1/9/2025, 6:47:53 AM | 255 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 💙🐶🚴🏻🏊‍♂️♊️ Victoria🌈💥☀️ (@victoriaswimcycle.bsky.social) reposted

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1/9/2025, 1:13:18 PM | 6 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

Isabella by Jimmy Hendrix.

1/9/2025, 12:39:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social)

Anyone know how to get the National Guard to mulch my yard?

31/8/2025, 8:34:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social)

I’m not a fan of ai but this rocks!

31/8/2025, 8:18:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

How do you let her say this without laughing in her face?

31/8/2025, 5:07:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

MLB won’t care until he starts deporting the players.

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31/8/2025, 5:03:34 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted

Nothing says respect for our troops like deploying the National Guard only to have them pick up trash and spread mulch all day.

30/8/2025, 9:12:12 PM | 2985 560 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social)

Radioactive shrimp, flesh eating bacteria in oysters? I’m gonna need new dinner plans.

30/8/2025, 6:15:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah but at least our cross walks are protected.

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30/8/2025, 6:12:15 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social)

Most disappointing headline ever.

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30/8/2025, 6:06:35 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m saving this meme for when he dies.

30/8/2025, 3:44:31 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

Biggest understatement ever.

30/8/2025, 3:43:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

When it happens the outrage from the right is going to be epic!

30/8/2025, 3:41:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social)

I have to make a playlist for when he dies and I’m not even done with my civil war playlist yet!

30/8/2025, 2:19:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

As much as this happens in this good old boy state, you would think it was required.

29/8/2025, 5:46:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyOldman (@saltyoldman.bsky.social) reposted

Time To Raise the JOLLY ROGER and FIGHT! Thats what I do best! youtu.be/aFFxLiwmM0Q?...

29/8/2025, 2:15:32 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m ready!

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29/8/2025, 2:37:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 1:25:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greed Apocalypse (@juanmunoz.bsky.social) reposted

substack.com/@1kgb/note/c...

28/8/2025, 12:48:23 PM | 573 129 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve yet to hear a drug advertisement say that side effects may cause violence.

28/8/2025, 10:44:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

I live in Saint Augustine. You would think we would be promoting this somehow but no.

28/8/2025, 10:38:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Ho (@davidho.bsky.social) reposted

People on bikes fear that without protected bike lanes, people in cars will “completely kill” them.

28/8/2025, 3:56:13 PM | 379 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

They can’t call themselves Mass holes! That’s my name for them!

28/8/2025, 10:34:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 10:28:39 PM | 7 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 8:15:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted

Those who have the power to stop mass shootings can go to hell with their "thoughts and prayers." Do something about it, you evil bastards.

27/8/2025, 7:41:09 PM | 17594 4111 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Voters of Tomorrow (@votersoftomorrow.org) reposted

Voters of Tomorrow statement on shooting at Annunciation Catholic School in Minneapolis, Minnesota

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27/8/2025, 6:14:54 PM | 651 262 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Felicia Davin (@feliciadavin.com) reposted

every day this country stomps my heart into a pulp

27/8/2025, 5:22:34 PM | 422 31 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 5:07:53 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing shows more respect for our great men and women in uniform than having them pick trash. 😡

27/8/2025, 12:19:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

Give Ron a break. He’s busy policing crosswalks.

27/8/2025, 12:17:25 AM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social)

FDOT orders Daytona Speedway checkered crosswalk painted over in safety crackdown Source: fox13news.com Ron DeSantis. Protecting your crosswalk from being visible.

26/8/2025, 10:32:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

How does he speak with Trumps balls in his mouth?

26/8/2025, 7:22:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

The ramblings of a demented old man.

25/8/2025, 6:51:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachel Vindman (@natsechobbyist.bsky.social) reposted

If you’re in Minneapolis, you can come to the Hilton tomorrow morning and vote for me!

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25/8/2025, 6:43:40 PM | 627 144 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social)

When I need to relax I touch sand.

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25/8/2025, 5:15:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 4:04:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 12:53:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh The Urbanity! (@ohtheurbanity.bsky.social) reposted

In a rare turn of events, a local TV station (Edmonton) does a positive segment on bike lanes: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjKp...

25/8/2025, 11:25:34 AM | 217 46 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 11:08:46 PM | 28 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s not “behaving like.” He is a racist. Just say it damn it!

24/8/2025, 8:25:38 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social)

I’m making a playlist for the civil war. Any suggestions. 1.Life During Wartime 2.Silent Running 3.Gimme Shelter ?

24/8/2025, 7:16:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

How long before he wants to remove Jackie Robinson from the Hall of Fame?

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24/8/2025, 5:00:54 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

I want them!

24/8/2025, 4:47:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael McLean (@mclean.bsky.social) reposted

You won’t fall in love with a city by driving through it. But you will if you bike around.

24/8/2025, 3:14:42 PM | 68 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ᑕᕼᗴᖇYᒪ (@cheryl2877.bsky.social) reposted

Release the #EpsteinFiles #Pinks #ProudBlue

Imagine being more worried about rainbow sidewalks, male cheerleaders and the fucking Cracker Barrel logo than with the armed occupation of the U.S. cities by our own troops and the literal time shift from democracy to fascism. Be serious!
24/8/2025, 4:32:38 PM | 1004 433 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social)

Governor DeSantis Defies Judge's Order to Halt Operations at 'Alligator Alcatraz': 'We're Not Gonna Be Deterred' Source: Latin Times Lawlessness.

23/8/2025, 9:04:11 PM | 6 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social)

I “almost” feel sorry for the Trump kids. If my Dad was that fucked up, I’d have issues too.

23/8/2025, 6:46:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tampa Bay resister 🇺🇸🇨🇿🇨🇴🏴‍☠️⚡️🐶🎧 (@depechemodefan101.bsky.social) reposted

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23/8/2025, 11:02:05 AM | 82 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

That wouldn’t have happened if it was painted black!

23/8/2025, 4:30:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Fare 🖤🤍💜 (@adamfare1996.bsky.social) reposted

When they start coming for disabled people… you should get concerned, not supportive of them. Because history shows they never end with disabled people, it’s a gateway to the rest of society. (Going after disabled people is bad enough though without anything else happening)

23/8/2025, 5:56:45 AM | 568 137 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Factoid (@paranoidfactoid2.bsky.social) reposted

Remember when Trump proposed Russian troops as peacekeepers on US soil? That was during a radio interview. Given the Helsinki and Alaska summit, why not believe Trump at his word?

23/8/2025, 2:20:10 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s to dumb to realize we are in a Cold War with Russia.

23/8/2025, 3:12:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social)

Real talk.

23/8/2025, 3:01:59 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

Please keep sharing widely in your DC circles I'm trying to reach this man who was arrested for filming an ice abduction on. Wednesday morning on a public sidewalk. I'm trying to connect him and his footage with the family of the person taken. Military Rd NW and 27th St NW Wednesday Aug 20th 8am/9am
23/8/2025, 2:17:57 PM | 483 382 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 9:53:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

I knew this was coming. We purchased all our furniture in the spring.

22/8/2025, 9:45:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social)

Who’s next?

22/8/2025, 5:46:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BikePortland (@bikeportland.org) reposted

What is one of the best tools for downtown revitalization? People on bicycles! It's great that the city is embracing that fact in the run-up to next month's Sunday Parkways event. bikeportland.org/2025/08/21/p...

22/8/2025, 12:11:33 AM | 70 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

Ain’t no autonomous car ready for New York drivers!

22/8/2025, 1:55:10 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just J (@jasonleader1.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Kash is so incompetent they probably raided Michael Bolton's house first.

22/8/2025, 1:33:01 PM | 42 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

When does the violent uprising begin? AFAF

22/8/2025, 1:52:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 12:43:29 PM | 138 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

Where have you guys been? That’s been the plan all along. Putin gets Europe, China gets Asia and we get North and South America.

22/8/2025, 1:01:53 AM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

What part of freedom do they understand?

22/8/2025, 12:55:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

3 lane road. The center lane is for turns. A kid was in the center lane on his e-bike. No one would stop to let him cross.

22/8/2025, 12:52:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not No...but Hell No💙🌊 (@oib2024.bsky.social) reposted

When Kristi Numb was a stripper her favorite song was....fill in the blank

21/8/2025, 7:22:52 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

Who Let The Dogs Out.

21/8/2025, 7:27:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

America has a flow problem? I’m more concerned with the fascist take over.

21/8/2025, 7:17:09 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Free DC (@freedcproject.bsky.social) reposted

Any business in our communities that welcomes this president tonight will be subject to an immediate boycott.

21/8/2025, 5:56:50 PM | 3364 860 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 👣COCA👣 🇺🇦 (@nortygirl.bsky.social) reposted

😂

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21/8/2025, 4:22:44 PM | 470 170 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture L. J. Valente a.k.a. Thomas Katt (@ljvalente.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

have the Black Panthers come back yet...they really should be invited to the party

21/8/2025, 2:58:59 AM | 9 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

While Hiroshima was obviously horrible, you can’t really talk about nuclear weapons unless you also talk about hope and progress.

21/8/2025, 2:46:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social)

If you’re ever with me in a Shake Shack and Stephen Miller and JD Vance walk in, duck. 🥤

20/8/2025, 10:23:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

You have to remove any possible sympathizers or potential terrorists before you invade Mexican and South America.

20/8/2025, 9:34:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor Gavin Newsom (@governor.ca.gov) reposted

For the sake of our children, our loved ones, and the futures they deserve, we can’t just stand back and watch this democracy disappear. It’s time to level the playing field. It’s time to fight back.

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20/8/2025, 6:05:46 PM | 8917 2526 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

Well I guess I just made the list.

20/8/2025, 5:29:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture VoteVets (@votevets.org) reposted

Trump is leading the most anti-Veteran administration IN HISTORY. From gutting the VA to abandoning those who served, actions speak louder than any flag hug. Veterans are done being used and discarded. #DefendVeteransBenefits

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20/8/2025, 5:16:58 PM | 365 193 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

How long before us dangerous old hippies are going to be put in camps?

20/8/2025, 5:11:36 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social)

The start of the civil war and I’m stuck behind enemy lines.

20/8/2025, 3:02:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

Boston mayors take an oath of office. As part of the swearing-in ceremony, the mayor takes an oath to uphold the Constitution of Massachusetts and the Constitution of the United States, and to faithfully and impartially discharge their duties, according to the city's website.

20/8/2025, 2:58:05 PM | 30 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

I call mine the Terminator.

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20/8/2025, 1:26:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

My crippled ass could outrun this bitch.

20/8/2025, 1:21:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teresa (@teresa48.bsky.social) reposted

Are blue states activating their National Guard to protect their state, cities and citizens? We are at war now. Maybe it is time for blue states to protect themselves.

19/8/2025, 9:59:31 PM | 46 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social)

Fuck ICE. Fuck Florida. Arresting a landscaper does not make us safer. Assholes.

19/8/2025, 2:16:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Miser (@misernyc.bsky.social) reposted

We've been seeing a lot of assholes attack bike lanes and micromobility lately, and I just want to remind some people how deranged that actually is.

19/8/2025, 12:23:08 PM | 266 56 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social)

Subway is missing a huge BOGO opportunity.

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19/8/2025, 12:17:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

Was he on the roof again?

19/8/2025, 12:15:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

How long before they start exchanging Nazi salutes?

18/8/2025, 9:21:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BrokenPromiseland (@brokenpromisedland.bsky.social) reposted

TODAY: Marathon Binge South Park Some rainy mondays can be difficult so laughter is on the calendar for this afternoon.

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18/8/2025, 6:10:47 PM | 36 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you tried mailing a letter lately? The pony express was faster.

18/8/2025, 4:20:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

He has no authority to lock people up without due process, so what makes you think he can’t curtail mail voting? He does what ever he’s told to do.

18/8/2025, 4:19:41 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sr. (@iassist.bsky.social) reply parent

Was he on the roof again?

18/8/2025, 1:20:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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