Might as well dig up Benedict Arnold and give him a Medal of Honor while you're at it..shit decision and complete disrespect for ALL veterans.
Might as well dig up Benedict Arnold and give him a Medal of Honor while you're at it..shit decision and complete disrespect for ALL veterans.
When did this country turn into a bunch of wimps who give in the 1st time a tiny-handed orangutan grunts?
Even mall lawyers could win this one..just give it to Lionel Hutz..
What a time when a corrupt congressman would resign " in disgrace", when currently, they cry " fake news" or blame "woke" for it, & are allowed to keep their seats...
What is the Republican Party, Ken?.
You played with dry-cleaning bags as a child, didn't you?
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If you interpret "crown jewel" to mean "dipshit hemorrhoid ", then yeah, sure....
Did Stephen Hawking keep score in the 2nd set?
Donald Trump in drag...
Rosie got a small flat. Obama got a split-level ranch. Newsome is currently building a McMansion in Trump's demented head..
J. D. Vance couldn't find his ass with both hands, a map, and a Sherpa guide..so, about the same.
True, true...
What's next.."hey, 5th caller wins a federal immigration judgeship, if you know the phrase that pays!"
We call that "victim blaming"..
Like a true narcissist, he's adverse to sharing credit for anything...
"Chili cheese burritos, like beer, are God's way of showing us He loves us, and wants us to be happy"..Ben Franklin, if he'd had a Taco Bell nearby...
I will be buying 20 chili cheese burritos to freeze for after they break my heart again...
Literally wants to watch the world burn...this regime evil to its core...
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"OH God no! Let's not reference women as " people "; the Party will think we're considering women as equal!!"
Let's make sure we honor one of the original Snorklers, Lindsey "Deep Dive" Graham...
Which is exactly why the current regime wants to shut it down; they won't parrot trumps bs or be state television..
Who does this Tatum assclown work for,bc he's a moronic asskisser...
Wherever they put the orange foolius, they'd better hire some guards & use astroturf to combat the damage of a country pissing on his grave..just sayin'...
Does no one in the current government have any courage? Gutless pussies, every one...
Did she run out of bathrooms to patrol?
Or OAN or Newsmax, take your pick...
The administration will tell you " It's the Haitians!!" ...
They're gonna use her bullshit "interview " to say " nothing to see here" ..cover-up, plain as day
funnnnnny
Most importantly, don't let it turn into MAGA state-run propaganda tv/radio. Enough of that shit already( looking at you, Fox...)
Seems like he's continuously making trump his bitch, so...
I kissed a girl..Katy Perry. This how it works?
And his streak of abusing children continues...
I remember when Michael Jackson released "Smooth Broccoli "..great tune...
Yikes squared...
Yikes!!
GOP= Gangs of pedophiles
Don't forget the 1b dollar airplane...he's gonna have to be dragged out of the Whore House,oops White House..
Good to know refusing to rig elections is now a crime in Texas..
How long before they blame Biden or DEI...
Learned that from trump...
Can someone please slap that stupid smirk off his face...
He's getting ready to pardon her & let her go in exchange for lying to keep him from more felony charges re Epstein files...thinks no one will notice.
Trump is a businessman like I'm Salma Hayak... Narrator: he is not, in fact, Salma Hayak....
Don't tease us...
Why does she look like Bette Midler from Hocus Pocus?
Republican =co-conspirator, complicit & criminal.
Let the workplace fights begin! This is remarkably stupid...
If Kenny Omega was a tilesetter, he'd be the Best Grout Machine...
Ask the "compromised " members what do they think they'll be doing when he disbands the Court? If he keeps getting a pass, he'll eventually suss out that option..."This begins the end of days"...
They ain't wrong...
You're more likely to see Bigfoot riding a unicorn...
MF'er acts like he's paying for it with his personal Visa card...
Just blueskying( see what I did there?), but maybe Elmo has had enough of grown-ass men messing with his peeps, and decided to say something..might have heard Oscar say that word...
Have him arrested...sounds like theft to me, but why would you trust him around anything of value..
Damn..should've used Trivago...let him room with Andrew, they should have tons to talk about; comparing notes & the like...
I'm thinking Tower of London..the Rudolf Hess suite, perhaps...
Or..you got some lazy ass ghosts...
Teenaged girls, to be accurate. But he's not on the Epstein client list..
They raid all these places bc they are afraid to go after gang members and violent offenders, since ms-13 will have weapons and will fight back..children & mothers wont...
Hello pot, this is Kettle. You're orange...
He looks like he'd grin pushing children into gas chambers...
My God what a fucked up gene pool..morally bankrupt and mentally empty, all of them are just soulless idiots...
Water is wet, the sun is hot..obvious shit...
Beat Cousin It's ass!!
Like a toddler with chocolate all over his face screaming how he didn't eat the candy...
Why do i have the feeling this guy will be "catholic priested" and sent somewhere quiet to basically put the whole thing out of sight, out of mind?..
Might not be long before we're asking to be a Canadian province...
Fox revels in its new status as State television, with OAN,Newsmax, etc al doing their part in dissemination of propaganda..
He is terrified that those files and the client list will be disclosed, he'd blow up the FBI offices to prevent it..look for more firings and more lies to cover it. He's hoping for another mass shooting to distract...
And you can see Gov. Hot wheels is pissing himself to do just that for the mango mussolini...
The fear is palpable in this one...
Distraction from Epstein & Ukraine failure...
And do either of these "men" feel the slightest bit of shame?
This is Ted Cruz being Ted Cruz..he doesn't give a fuck about people other than their votes. Texans keep electing him and then act shocked that he's an asshole..kick Rafael to the curb & send Abbot with him...
sounds like a good reason to keep the tax money in the states as emergency funds,disaster relief, infrastructure, etc...
I have never played a game of scrabble where the tiles weren't in a crown royal bag..just me, or what?
The ancient texts described a ritual in which the supplicants would "write it down"..hope this helps...
That would take introspection and self awareness..not MAGA traits.
Ladies and gentlemen, Donald Trump...
They're paying for it now, aren't they, and at a much higher cost...
Poor dude's gonna end up in a vase on her mantle and on a missing person flyer...
Loser consomme,
Who knew he would turn into a giant fascist-loving asshole..
More blood on their hands...
Idiot in Ga. claims liberals "seeded the clouds" to cause "fake storms"..I dropped acid in the 70s & never had nearly the hallucinations this self proclaimed "christian" is having ...
"And deport them, when necessary. "
Collins has been wishy washy enough that people know she's compromised..I think murkowski will vote the fascist way enough that we'll see where her loyalties lie..
I am surprised Susan Collins did one thing right..guess she was actually concerned... murkowski can fuck off though....
Now This dude has bone spurs!!
Coming soon: the USNS Josef Mengele...
1st rule: Kari Lake will lie at the drop of a vote.
NO NO NO NO NO!!!WE DONT NEED MORE ASSHOLES HERE IN FLORIDA; GOT ENOUGH ALREADY. SEND THEM TO TEXAS, THEY'LL FIT RIGHT IN...
She's a gold medalist in whiney....
Pregnant women and children don't put up fights..ICE "agents" (i.e. pussies) are afraid of actual armed resistance...
GoFundMe, Kickstarter,etc. ..funding it ourselves and the trumpers can kick rocks...