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CORRECTION: Press secretary Karoline Leavitt will deliver the "announcement" to the assembled White House press corp tomorrow at 2 PM.
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CORRECTION: Press secretary Karoline Leavitt will deliver the "announcement" to the assembled White House press corp tomorrow at 2 PM.
midnightsun49.bsky.social (@midnightsun49.bsky.social) reposted
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Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry to be rude, but I have to ask: How many latinos and latinas themselves voted for this present shit? Please educate your people so that they won't vote for a dumbass criminal who hates the sight of them next time. www.axios.com/2025/06/26/t...
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
I just read the first sentence of that ("No one cares that you pretend to be remorseful as you sell out to lobbyists.") and I immediately thought of Susan Collins.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty soon the Great Salt Lake will be small enough to fit into a museum also. pws.byu.edu/great-salt-l...
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
Oy vey! I may have to break down and finally pay for a Netflix subscription.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
I also have been flagged down while driving by domestic violence victims. (I generally try to help them out with a little cash. It isn't just Republicans who have compassion!)
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
They tell me that after you do the first 100 it gets a lot easier.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
See also: The Piketty Equation
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't worry. It was only ethics and integrity and they wern't actually using those anyway.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
Catholicism -- A religion of peace.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social)
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Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
George, stop giving us hope.
Atul Gawande (@agawande.bsky.social) reposted
9 CDC Directors going back to 1977 speak out. What RFK Jr has done to our nation’s public health system "should alarm every American." It "is unlike anything we have ever seen at the agency, and unlike anything our country has ever experienced." www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/o...
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
Also never trust anyone who has "peeps". (And above all, never let yours talk to theirs.)
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social)
This is nothing. I myself found $8 trillion in between my couch cushions.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
I always love a story with a happy ending.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social)
"The President is prepared to use every elephant..." ???
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
(For those of you not old enough to get the joke: After a prolonged illness that kept him near death for multiple years... a situation that was breathlessly covered time & time again by news media... Franco finally died in November, 1975.)
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
"Time is running out for Generalissimo Francisco Franco." -- Chevy Chase -- Weekend Update / Saturday Night Live (1976)
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
An estimated 60 million American men have taken unapproved and unregulated "supplement" boner pills. The effects of these pills on mood and behavior have not been formally studied. No wonder they go around shooting random groups of people willy nilly.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
You people are kraken me up!
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw one being driven by a donkey one time, but yes, he was alone.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
It's always a really good idea to put politicians in charge of your nation's money supply.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
See also: Devils Postpile National Monument (California). P.S. I've actually been there, and I can say without any fear of contradiction that it isn't near anything.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
I got it from my friend... Bond, James Bond.
Timothy McBride (@mcbridetd.bsky.social) reposted
Dr. Dmitri Daskalakis, who resigned from the CDC says that RFKJr said he believes that Avian flu should be allowed to "burn through" the chickens and then children and others, so we can propagate a "stronger species". RFKJr believes in eugenics. RFKJr needs to resign or be fired.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
Not really. I mean sure, Hegseth, Gabbard, and Wickoff all have the capability to undermine U.S. security and our position in the world, but the delusions of RFK Jr. have the potential to kill MILLIONS in the relatively short term (i.e. within just a handful of years).
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Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
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Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
I still just have to shake my head in disbelief every time I remember that THIS is the shameless philandering prick that the religious right chose to be their savior.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
No. For one thing it would be highly illegal. For another, you're such a lousy shot you'de probably just nick him in the ear.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
HAPPY SATURDAY TO EVERYONE EXCEPT THE KIND OF PETTY, SMALL, PATHETIC, AND VENGEFUL PUNK ASS BITCH (ON THE "EPSTEIN LIST") WHO WOULD REVOKE THE SECRET SERVICE DETAIL FOR A FORMER VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social)
I've been saying this same things for months.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
www.imdb.com/title/tt0106...
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a bottle of Dom Pérignon ’46 that I have been saving for a very long time.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social)
This is so fucking disturbing. We now have a certifiable lunatic as the primary guardian of our nation's health. This will not end well.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
RFK Jr. has been checking the chicken entrails hourly, and so far, the augers are looking quite grim.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
Metaphorically speaking, of course.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
Fortunately, it is very easy to slip past his guards. They all have weak minds and are redily succeptable to the Jedi Mind Trick.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
We're not that lucky. We as a nation must continue to suffer & atone for our collective sins.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
She thought that she could just filibuster her way past the fact that she's a complete fraud & failure. My God, how I wish that Stephen King would run to replace her!
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social)
"Yea, go ahead. Do it. You'll feel better and so will everyone else." -- ChatGPT
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope that D.C. and Northern Virgina residents will put a stop to this disgraceful madness. Lay down in the road if you have to. Don't let the hearse into that sacred ground.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't have a lot of idols, but he's one of them, and has been, for 50+ years.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social)
It is really gratifying to see National Guard troops out in force in the D.C. parks with rakes. (Here in California we don't have any of those and it has caused BIG problems.)
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Mike Johnson makes clear that when Congress returns next week he's going to work tirelessly to cover up the Epstein files
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
The ghost of Humphrey's Executor.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social)
I think she deserves a 21 gun salute... through the casket, just to make sure she's really dead.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
But, but, but... how can this be?? Dear Leader has spoken!
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel another brain worm coming on.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
All of reality TV is for stupid people with no lives.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
Like father, like son.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
I am old enough to have watched Bobby Kennedy Sr. run for President and he was a loathsome & shameless opportunist who only jumped in to the race (on an anti-war platform) after the noble & courageous Eugene McCarthy had already won a primary or two while campaigning on a bold anti-war platform.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
IF the Democrats retake congress, job #1 should be sending worm-brain to GitMo for crimes against humanity.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
Armadillos should be more careful.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
Christian and evangelical organization nationwide immediately hailed the decision as a triumph for free speech, as it will now allow them to enter the business themselves on a competitive footing with established California producers & distributors.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social)
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING Having been rebuffed by the courts in its attempts to impose tariffs on imports from foreign nations, the Trump administration today announced new inter-state tariffs on domestically produced porn movies & videos, the vast majority of which are produced in Southern California. /1
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social)
"There are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade." -- Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart) -- Casablanca (1942)
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
Do people even know who is manufacturing the vast majority of the drones being used ON BOTH SIDES of the Russia/Ukraine conflict? Hint: It isn't either the United States nor Europe nor Russia.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure that they would have just charged it as a misdemeanor if it had only been cold cuts and some condiments. But it was the bread that moved it into felony territory.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
There is a simple & effective way to de-mobilize these cosplay velcro/camo sadists, and I've already skeeted about it here. But who listens to me? www.amazon.com/Stainless-Re...
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
We're going to have new waves of this lethal disease within the coming year. This idiocy practically guarrantees it. And RFK Jr. and Donald Trump will be responsible for another few hundred thousand unnecessary American deaths.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social)
It is as if our entire society has forgotten (or else never really learned) about the value of "herd immunity" to every single individual, vaccinated or not.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
www.theguardian.com/books/2023/m...
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social)
I wonder if this country will ever return to something approximating sanity within my remaining lifetime. So many people don't seem to even care anymore if the information they are ingesting on a daily basis is or isn't complete bullshit.
John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) reposted
FUCK YEAH SCIENCE arstechnica.com/science/2025...
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social)
Many of my best friends are whales, and each and every one of them have told me that they are IN FAVOR of offshore wind energy. P.S. Many whales are saying that Donald Trump is an idiot.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
So much attention & hoopla, and *I* actually don't give a shit.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
WE CAN DO THIS! But we're goona need some music and maybe a marching band. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSTc...
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
I was gonna say the same thing! I think that we all need to grow ridiculously large moustaches in solidarity, especially the womenfolk.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
It must be very liberating to live in a mental world totally untethered from things like facts, evidence, and reality.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social)
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social)
THIS IS GREAT NEWS! I don't know about the rest of you, but personally, now that I know its all legal, I will be exercising my 2nd Amendment rights to the fullest and stocking up my home arsenal with enough grilled cheese, club, and rubens sanwiches to last me through the revolution.
Blue Limousine (he/him) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@bleulimousine.bsky.social) reposted
The DOJ sued the federal district bench in Maryland. A judge just dismissed the case. - NPR apple.news/A0OiqxY4pSdi...
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
My current favorite bit of right-wing Christian hypocrisy is Ken Paxton, a man whose wife is divorcing him for adultery, forcing Texas schools to unconstitutionally post "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery." www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe we can get TizzyEnt to post a picture of Rick Scott.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social)
May we please have a round of feigned applause for Dear Leader?
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social)
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING President Trump has signed a new Executive Order mandating that henceforth, wearing white after labor day will be a federal criminal offense, carrying penalties of up to 1 year in prison.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
You DO know who actually did that, right? www.military.com/history/how-...
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
What's going on here is simple: He believes that he needs to DO SOMTHING or SAY SOMETHING... preferably something outrageous... every damn day so that he's always in the news cycle. For Trump, more than any other human, there is no such thing as bad publicity. He's been living this rule forever.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you tried ibuprofen for that?
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
I wouldn't want to be Mitch McConnell right now.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
They keep on adding, one by one, all of these little insults... to history, to democracy, and to freedom. They are clearly trying to bring the frog to a boil slowly. The bad news is that WE are the frog.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe D.C. has a Blue Law that none of us knew about... No military coup-style takeovers of the nation's capital on Sundays (or Christmas or Easter).
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
After reading about this EO, my first impluse was to travel to the nearest federal courthouse, stand on the sidewalk directly in front of it, burn a flag, and dare anybody and everybody to arrest me. If I was a bit younger, and a bit nearer to the nearest federal courthouse, I'd do it.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
Not every Democrat is laying down for this shit. (See below.) NOTE: I'm a "middle of the road" voter. I strongly dislike illegal immigration, but the way this man and many others have been treated is despicable and unambiguously unfair, cruel, and un-American. bsky.app/profile/croc...
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
I like him too. I just wish that he didn't look quite so much like Fred Flintstone.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't understand why so many people fail to realize that the modern credit card industry is essentially a giant loan shark operation. Charging people nearly 25% PER YEAR is absolutely insane and practically insures that broke folks will never get out of debt. www.lendingtree.com/credit-cards...
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
This sounds like a job for the one man in this administration who has prior experience battling worms!
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social) reply parent
It's important to keep focus on the most important stories of the day. people.com/britney-spea...
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social)
This is his dumbest, most insane, most pointless, most clearly illegal, and most ridiculous stunt yet. We have real problems in this country, and this jackass is using his time in office to address the rampant wave of flag burining that doesn't exist.
Ruth Zakarin (@ruthz.bsky.social) reposted
The fact that this administration is hell bent on punishing Kilmar Abrego Garcia while rewarding Ghislane Maxwell tells you all you need to know about their violent racism and misogyny.
Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance (@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social)
STOP RESISTING! www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ4E...