What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
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What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
why can't the democrat messaging on trans people be "no, we are not going to force children to undergo genital inspections in order to play sports"
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Not sure whose fault it is primarily that most people don't seem to know that the president is basically a manager whose job is to carry out the will of Congress, and not The Country's Boss
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
marlon wayans is known for being a cool dad to his trans kid and he also looks amazing for his age
I thought he was
I will delete this, but can somebody tell me why everybody thinks he croaked? Is it just the many days off and the weird playlist on the lawn earlier today, plus the references to heaven and the hand bruising that we already knew about? Or is there something else?
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
FOCUS
Honestly that's a likely outcome. He's probably just really sick. PUSH. EVERYONE PUSH.
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
long weekend at bernie's
i hope he's not dead yet but he's in really bad shape and he's got RFK trying out all kinds of weird cures on him that cause him a ton of pain and definitely don't help even a little
We're back baby
Allow yourself to descend into the screaming, gnashing, icy void, baby
It's like when he had COVID, it's just nice for everyone to come together
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
“I don’t want to hear these people talk. Spin the wheel.” - my 5 yo daughter watching the first few minutes of Wheel of Fortune
I really think at its heart philosophy is one giant battle, taking place over many eras and nations, between people who are basically pleasant bureaucrats and people who are sexy murder poets, and it’s both super important and super boring that the pleasant bureaucrats must win.
prayers up, spirit warriors! if It doesn’t happen it’s because we didn’t devote enough of our Energies to It
It is less a mass deportation regime as it is a mass kidnapping and indefinite detention regime
one of the great conservative moves over the past decade has been to make themselves so unpleasant that their own family members are forced to cut them off, and then use that fact to argue that *liberals* are too uncivil
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“We have to build up an apparatus to shield us from the recklessness of Robert F. Kennedy,” a senior Illinois health official in Gov Pritzker's administration tells me in this piece.
Like what if instead of building a spaceship to fly Stephen Baldwin and Afroman slightly out of earths atmosphere you instead saved the lives of human beings. I just want you to consider this.
End of November - end of December, lots of celebrating.
We're entering the most popular birthday time of year!
Yeah it became popular because it's good.
A controversial belief I have is that pumpkin spice flavored stuff is fine and it’s nice to have different seasonal treats
The only problem with the Ashley Babbitt killing is that there weren't so many shitheads shot that day that the names got lost in the sheer number of them.
Robert E. Lee killed more U.S. troops in battle than Adolph Hitler and Osama bin Laden combined
Nascent?
imo the 1AM should be about securing the foundations of democracy. as such i think core political speech is entitled to the most protections, nearly limitless. and the further you get from that, the less protection. a bot that tells you don’t let them find the noose, let them find your body? lmao
This is why "Elon went crazy" is cope: he has only ever been rewarded for spouting embarrassing bullshit, and starting stupid companies out of brain farts. He's just rationally following the incentives at this point.
look, America may be a fascist dictatorship catering to the corrupt, but at least everything else is insufferable as well
What are they doing up there, a power hour? How big is this tank?
You're giving 2007 BuzzFeed energy
I don't know I feel like you should control for nazi sympathizers with huge persecution complexes who've already alienated friends and family but then it wouldn't be much of a political opinions survey on this item
This, from the Quakers, is a pretty good example of how to resist pressure from bigot lobbying groups. Effectively “we legally can allow trans people to use the loo, we morally should, and we tried it and nothing bad happened”
This is a real work of art in the Youtube Video Essay genre. Funny, witty, hates the people I hate and genuinely insightful. Highly recommend. youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?...
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
I think everyone should be able to burn the flag not just vets 😔
i've been trying to think of a nice way to say this but some of the people on this site desperately need to realize that not everything has to be about american politics 100% of the time. stop replying to people's unrelated anecdotes and pictures of their dogs with unfunny jokes about donald trump
A computer can never be held responsible for its actions so a computer should never be left unattended with a child?
id like to give a shoutout to the chatbot powered by suicidal teens souls for making this jpeg
I'm amazed that almost every day I see a statistic that most people are not in favor of the horror show that's unfolding every day, but then it just keeps getting worse.
National Guard soldiers called into service for President Trump's law enforcement surge in D.C. have been assigned to spread mulch at federal monuments. Normally the Park Service does that, but the administration laid off the workers. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Fuck them and fuck you for this fake ass objective framing.
All of the things I hate are so obviously evil, I don't know how to talk about it anymore.
I ... Think this whole thing was fake.
Y’all are wild
New Dems somehow exactly like the Old Dems, imagine that
Fascists love hats. They love costumes. It would be funny if they weren't so desperately in need of, well, you know.
What I'm looking for in the 2028 primary is someone who will put Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem in jail, and so far, that's Pritzker
I don’t know… Maybe throwing vulnerable minorities and marginalized people under the bus, and making stupid AI memes isn’t the only way to get people’s attention. I like people who grasp the concept of rights.
Probably going to be a lot of opportunists who were quiet about their homophobia when it was profitable for them coming out of the woodworks during the Trump Bigotry Revanchist era.
me when I hear anyone refer to a generative AI image as "art"
ONLINE LEFTIST: what if we tried to find a candidate that's good ONLINE LIBERAL: congratulations your attitude just killed us all. we're dead. hope you're happy. we could've just had trans people be dead but nooooo you and your purity tests put a gun to our heads and squeezed. enjoy the camps homo 🖕
This. People are very rarely actually pretending to like things. There are men who just *like* The Bell Jar, just as there are young women who like the Ramones. This is just "name five of their albums" shit, on the presumption that everything is "signalling" and that everyone is a fucking psychopath
age 15: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers! age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
I understand Gavin Newsom is having a moment. I love that for y’all. But if you think Kamala Harris was polarizing, elevating Newsom to the top of the ticket for 2028 is going to bring out new levels of fracture in the Democratic Party.
I loved her so much as a little boy. That could tell a person everything they need to know about me.
The people clapping their hands and giggling at the jingling Gavin Newsom meme keys will never allow themselves to understand that the Harris campaign lost all on its own by agreeing with Trump that immigration was a serious problem that needed to be solved with stern faces and barbed wire
One thing I don't need, is the Internet telling me about new pasta shapes. You can fuck right off with that.
I am deeply immersed in cultural taboos against speaking ill of the recently dead, in with that in mind, I will note that James Dobson showed unwavering devotion and perseverance, more specifically in fighting against AIDS relief and social acceptance of gay human beings.
I'd had it built up in my mind and was shocked at the Denny's ass lukewarm slop they put in front of me.
Wouldn't read this if they paid me.
At absolute best, 10K people will receive unexpected boxes of moldy vegetables
I'm going to be the most annoying person in the DSA thanks to you
My best tweet ever was “Let’s put the cialis in socialism” and I’m still mad it didn’t go wildly viral
you can trace so much evil christian shit back to this man and his ratfuck legacy this is a day of celebration for every kid who got sent to pray the gay away camp, every kid who was forced to carry a child to term or had to get a dodgy secret abortion, school shooting survivors, the list goes ON
*ahem* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Good job. This is news. You are a good newspaper for smart well informed people.
Up to his eyeballs in boiling diarrhea for a billion years.
This is a guy you are supposed to kill in a video game.
A shameful, disgusting country.
It's funny how he says white because he thinks it deligitimizes protesters when he's a known white nationalist spear heading a project of racist revanchism. What woke audience is Stephen Miller attempting to reach here lmao
It was awesome
So this is a good change then
My contention about a hot civil war is that we have been living in one for decades at this point, I would say since 1982, but very slow moving. What do you think all those mass shootings are actually about? Look who is mostly perpetuating them (white males) and what they target (public institutions)
Every tech update now is like: "Great news, the word processor you've relied on for twenty years has learned to juggle! Is it good at it? No! Does it help in any way? Of course not! Has it made it insufferable to use? Oh, absolutely."
I hate trump but I spare a little ire for the people who call him funny little names. Always feels like that's the absolute upper limit of activism for many people and you can just tell.
I think part of the lure of these chatbots is the illusion that there's an easily accessible answer to every question. I'm a busy man, just tell me what the best laundry detergent is, and also whether climate change is real
Call it what you want, but if a tiny class of oligarchs controls the economy, it’s not a free market — it’s concentration of power.
I will be forced to loudly defend the first subway speaker murderer
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
They've been conveniently unwilling to share power with elected democrats born after 1960 so those attitudes remain remarkably well preserves
Fuck AI companies for giving me one more thing to be curmudgeonly about!! I don’t want to be curmudgeonly, I want to connect with my family and neighbors and not have to cringe and get “into it” when someone mentions using fucking ChatGPT for something aughh
the skeleton key to understanding my politics takes is that i think nearly all elected/appointed republicans in the federal government should be in prison (at least) and am frustrated with a dem party that cannot bring itself to even be unapologetically partisan, let alone vindictive against the GOP
We need to stop treating law enforcement as politically neutral. They have never been. Their presence is a political statement. Every interaction they have with civilians is political speech.
the uncomfortable fact people don’t want to acknowledge about this Trump administration, and Elon in particular, is that they have been creative; literally doing things that are supposed to be impossible in our system. no mainstream Dem has ever one idea that fits that category.
I think the fact that the president can make up a bullshit pretext about crime, activate various states' national guard units and invade a major city with basically minimal pushback of any kind reflects very poorly on Americans generally
The point of journalism is to tell people the truth! If the population and political leaders are panicking about something that isn't happening, your job as a reporter is to loudly debunk it — not plead with the other party to join the panic.
When you are dragged off to a camp you will overhear a Facebook comment section popping off around you. That will be the only sign of your vanishing presence.