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Just a dummy who is stupid
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Diarrhea
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Diarrhea
David Dayen (@ddayen.bsky.social) reposted
Only a 30-second standing O here.
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Falling down some steps after a stroke.
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He looks beautiful
CJ NOW+ (@charles.littlegreenfootballs.com) reposted
No joke, PragerU is one of the most dangerous, malevolent right wing propaganda operations going right now.
Simon HB (@norock.bsky.social) reposted
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
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Brother, we deserve it.
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Let's manifest, I fuck with your vision
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Sir, is he pondering the fires of Hell?
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent
Key facet of fascism, actually!
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah thats what im saying
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Let Walz be Walz and go out there and destroy
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent
Pritzker wasn't Harris's running mate. Has nothing to do with age
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent
Mix and match Pritzker, Beshear, AOC, Moore on the ticket Would love Walz but turning the page on the old era should be part of the messaging
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Cold comfort that the drivel in Karate Kid Part II is credited to Cetera and not the band
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent
Sound like two completely different bands. They're almost a Peter Cetera solo act in the 80s
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Do not slander The Khan
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You know Burneko will bring heat
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Zatarain Rex Grossman
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Pastor, how worried should Trump be about roasting in Hell?
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This is me after drinking too much at a bachelor party in my 30s
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social)
Ngl obsessed with the new family member Winston Zeddemore
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Looks great!
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Fingers crossed
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News that Trump is dead and in hell, forever, burning
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent
Worried that Donald Trump might be dead
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone think that, just maybe, he's just been jerking off (masturbating) to cat food commercials?
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Honestly want him to keep "living".
muscular baby jeb lund (@mobute.bsky.social) reposted
trump has greyscale, and maester kennedy is preparing a most potent unguent
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent
Would rather have him die in 2029 but sure
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
there is no question in my mind that rfk jr is the most dangerous person in this administration and that his eugenicist ideology threatens the lives of millions of people www.advocate.com/politics/dem...
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent
Tom Robbins tbh
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Oh, and he's all in on Pritzker
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent
Anecdotal, but just got done talking to my centrist 73-year-old former small business owner/multi-millionaire father-in-law about Dem candidates and he said he wouldn't vote for Newsom because he is, in FIL's words, "A snake".
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Sometimes the docket be like this
Hoff Matthews (@hoffmatthews.bsky.social) reposted
Was trying to find this to confirm it’s real. Turns out it’s from Threads and dril is killing it over there
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Neighbor is a very anti-Trump/MAGA cop and he basically spits when he talks about it
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@governorwalz.mn.gov
Ned Resnikoff (@resnikoff.bsky.social) reposted
Doomers: The 2026 election doesn't matter, Republicans are just going to rig the whole thing anyway Various red state republican incumbents: I'm just going to quit now because if I run in 2026 I'm going to get absolutely killed
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Mentally Ill Pizza Hut Pitchman Dies From Cankles
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Brother, you have NEVER met the hill people I have. It was so disorienting at first
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They think solar panels leach chemicals into the ground lol
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm a solar developer and I've had townships ask me to build nuclear power on their farms instead of solar
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
ICE kidnapping a mother as her child begs the officers not to take her. Heartbreaking 💔 😢
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent
I cut off my Trumper friends because they voted for a racist intellectually disabled serial sexual abuser with multiple personality disorders who has shitty policies and wants to be a dictator.
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Preciate
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Can I steal your valor?
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¿Donde?
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Yeah, our evidence prof made us watch it, too
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social)
They use My Cousin Vinny to teach evidence in law school
Madhu Pai, MD, PhD (@madhupai.bsky.social) reposted
“Kennedy would be less hazardous if he decided to do cardiac surgery. Then he would kill people only one at a time rather than his current ability to kill by the thousands. Why is it that killing a single person is seen as murder but killing masses is excused if you are a politician?” Dr Bill Foege
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent
Worst case scenario is Dems winning the house, rescinding the tariffs, and then Trump dying. The only thing that would make this ok is if Trump died beer bonging diarrhea
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Matty Matheson pitches?
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Many are saying!
Anthony (game script enthusiast) (@proant.bsky.social) reposted
Anytime you can trade a franchise cornerstone entering his prime, who plays a premium position, and who is also one of the best players at that premium position, you have to do it
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent
I gotta respect the hate. I once said if Michael Jordan played in today's game he'd be a soup kitchen DeMar DeRozan just to piss of Gen X people.
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Yes
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These people are fucking trash.
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We need her out.
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White Stripes at Ralph's in Moorhead, MN 2000
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Hubba hubba
Gregg Gonsalves (@gregggonsalves.bsky.social) reposted
#NIH is hanging by a thread. The #CDC has been decimated. #RFK Jr. and Russell #Vought are psychopaths--I don't say this frivolously--they are cold, calculating, inflicting violence on millions through public policy. It is where we are right now. These men are not normal. 1/
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent
Our daughter was diagnosed three years ago and it was life-changing in the best sense. Now im not so sure
Aaron Gleeman (@aarongleeman.bsky.social) reposted
My pitcher-by-pitcher look at the future of the Twins' starting rotation, with thoughts and trade/bullpen odds on: - Joe Ryan - Pablo López - Bailey Ober - Zebby Matthews - David Festa - Sim Woods Richardson - Mick Abel - Taj Bradley - Kendry Rojas www.nytimes.com/athletic/657...
Tina Smith (@smith.senate.gov) reposted
I dare you to go to Annunciation School and tell our grieving community, in effect, guns don’t kill kids, antidepressants do. Just shut up. Stop peddling bullshit. You should be fired.
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@smith.senate.gov you're the best senator we got. Let's go
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted
imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter
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It's over, man.
Garrett M. Graff (@vermontgmg.bsky.social) reposted
This is insanity. This is the sign of a government that has lost its mind.
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@lukebraunnfl.bsky.social
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Arif, is your friend Boobs Guy on here? Get him on the list!
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent
Daryl: Fuck em up, Socrates
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This is an all-timer
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent
Thought he had more integrity than the others but apparently I lied to myself. Parker filled me in, I'm good now. I expect this from 4/4 of them
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent
I stand corrected. Thanks for letting me know.
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't expect much from 3/4 of the Pod Bros but I expect more from Vietor
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm imagine him saying this in his squeaky-ass voice
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent
Mills best backing melodic "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh" guy in the biz
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BIG BOI AND ANDRE 3000?!?!
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't worry about your dead kids, there's a political dissident from The Roman Period phantom who will live them more
Bill Corbett (@billcorbett.bsky.social) reposted
Minneapolis: blood drive this evening and Friday afternoon: Wooden Ship Brewing, 3300 W 44th St Minneapolis. Or visit the Memorial Blood Centers site for other locations to donate: www.mbc.org There was an urgent blood shortage even before this awful shooting, so lots of donors needed!
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Is this about that cookie man?
Zeddy (@zeddary.bsky.social) reposted
Sorry can't stop Neo-Nazis murdering kids in Minnesota, Kash Patel sent 30 FBI agents and a dozen ATF guys to arrest a DC jaywalker last night.
Mike Sacks (@mikesacks.bsky.social) reposted
We could stop all this but Republican politicians and judges don’t want to
Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
my sense looking at this is not that there's a coherent politics but more a clear understanding by the shooter that this will be seen and passed around and that people will try to interpret the motives. it's an attempt to inflict a little more chaos after the fact.
Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
its like racial slurs mixed in with trump hate and stuff about exxon, mixed in with memes and words intended to shock people. lots of mass shooter glorification. but the core of it is like just a black hearted nihilism and, if we're being honest, trying to be edgy loser behavior stuff.
Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel.bsky.social) reposted
i watched the disturbing video that's supposedly from the Minneapolis shooter and (with the caveat that it seems real but i've not seen confirmation of that) what seems clear is that more and more of the people who commit these acts do not have comprehensible politics, in fact that may be the point
MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent
Knows the system, works out with JJ in the offseason, good relationship with JeffersoN, KOC, and McCardell, isn't washed. Counterpoint: Might believe that Minneapolis burnt down
John Maddening! (@johnmaddening.bsky.social) reposted
The fine folks at Sociable Cider Werks (1500 Fillmore, just north of Broadway and east of Central) are hosting a blood drive today at 2:00pm in hopes it may help any of the kids and others shot today.
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Damn.
Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted
It's good these kids are with the ghost man we made up because he loves them more than their parents and family and friends