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MicroSoft Word Champion

@incompetentweiner.bsky.social

Just a dummy who is stupid

created October 6, 2023

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Props

2/9/2025, 1:45:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Many are saying I can cook

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2/9/2025, 1:44:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Diarrhea

1/9/2025, 11:35:46 PM | 39 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Diarrhea

1/9/2025, 11:35:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Dayen (@ddayen.bsky.social) reposted

Only a 30-second standing O here.

1/9/2025, 11:23:29 PM | 790 100 | View on Bluesky | view

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Falling down some steps after a stroke.

1/9/2025, 11:28:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He looks beautiful

1/9/2025, 4:40:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ NOW+ (@charles.littlegreenfootballs.com) reposted

No joke, PragerU is one of the most dangerous, malevolent right wing propaganda operations going right now.

1/9/2025, 1:03:12 AM | 114 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Simon HB (@norock.bsky.social) reposted

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival
31/8/2025, 12:07:55 PM | 24378 4581 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent

Brother, we deserve it.

1/9/2025, 12:54:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's manifest, I fuck with your vision

1/9/2025, 12:52:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sir, is he pondering the fires of Hell?

1/9/2025, 12:00:33 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Key facet of fascism, actually!

31/8/2025, 2:18:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah thats what im saying

31/8/2025, 1:49:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let Walz be Walz and go out there and destroy

31/8/2025, 1:48:16 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent

Pritzker wasn't Harris's running mate. Has nothing to do with age

31/8/2025, 1:47:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent

Mix and match Pritzker, Beshear, AOC, Moore on the ticket Would love Walz but turning the page on the old era should be part of the messaging

31/8/2025, 1:32:31 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cold comfort that the drivel in Karate Kid Part II is credited to Cetera and not the band

31/8/2025, 1:12:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent

Sound like two completely different bands. They're almost a Peter Cetera solo act in the 80s

31/8/2025, 1:06:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do not slander The Khan

31/8/2025, 1:03:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 1:05:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know Burneko will bring heat

30/8/2025, 7:50:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Zatarain Rex Grossman

30/8/2025, 5:39:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pastor, how worried should Trump be about roasting in Hell?

30/8/2025, 5:37:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is me after drinking too much at a bachelor party in my 30s

30/8/2025, 3:10:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ngl obsessed with the new family member Winston Zeddemore

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30/8/2025, 3:08:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 1:53:05 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks great!

30/8/2025, 1:43:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fingers crossed

30/8/2025, 12:51:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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News that Trump is dead and in hell, forever, burning

30/8/2025, 8:55:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worried that Donald Trump might be dead

30/8/2025, 3:26:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyone think that, just maybe, he's just been jerking off (masturbating) to cat food commercials?

30/8/2025, 3:25:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly want him to keep "living".

30/8/2025, 2:00:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 12:23:31 AM | 167 44 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture muscular baby jeb lund (@mobute.bsky.social) reposted

trump has greyscale, and maester kennedy is preparing a most potent unguent

30/8/2025, 1:45:47 AM | 444 41 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would rather have him die in 2029 but sure

30/8/2025, 1:39:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

there is no question in my mind that rfk jr is the most dangerous person in this administration and that his eugenicist ideology threatens the lives of millions of people www.advocate.com/politics/dem...

29/8/2025, 8:53:28 PM | 28444 8991 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tom Robbins tbh

29/8/2025, 10:15:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, and he's all in on Pritzker

29/8/2025, 10:10:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent

Anecdotal, but just got done talking to my centrist 73-year-old former small business owner/multi-millionaire father-in-law about Dem candidates and he said he wouldn't vote for Newsom because he is, in FIL's words, "A snake".

29/8/2025, 10:07:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sometimes the docket be like this

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29/8/2025, 10:03:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hoff Matthews (@hoffmatthews.bsky.social) reposted

Was trying to find this to confirm it’s real. Turns out it’s from Threads and dril is killing it over there

28/8/2025, 4:23:36 PM | 2774 783 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent

Neighbor is a very anti-Trump/MAGA cop and he basically spits when he talks about it

29/8/2025, 6:46:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 5:24:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@governorwalz.mn.gov

29/8/2025, 5:23:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned Resnikoff (@resnikoff.bsky.social) reposted

Doomers: The 2026 election doesn't matter, Republicans are just going to rig the whole thing anyway Various red state republican incumbents: I'm just going to quit now because if I run in 2026 I'm going to get absolutely killed

29/8/2025, 4:17:49 PM | 3269 812 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mentally Ill Pizza Hut Pitchman Dies From Cankles

29/8/2025, 1:24:02 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent

Brother, you have NEVER met the hill people I have. It was so disorienting at first

29/8/2025, 1:06:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They think solar panels leach chemicals into the ground lol

29/8/2025, 1:03:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm a solar developer and I've had townships ask me to build nuclear power on their farms instead of solar

29/8/2025, 12:56:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

ICE kidnapping a mother as her child begs the officers not to take her. Heartbreaking 💔 😢

29/8/2025, 2:28:22 AM | 1840 1190 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent

I cut off my Trumper friends because they voted for a racist intellectually disabled serial sexual abuser with multiple personality disorders who has shitty policies and wants to be a dictator.

29/8/2025, 4:03:59 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Preciate

29/8/2025, 12:40:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can I steal your valor?

29/8/2025, 12:14:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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¿Donde?

28/8/2025, 11:43:04 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, our evidence prof made us watch it, too

28/8/2025, 11:37:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They use My Cousin Vinny to teach evidence in law school

28/8/2025, 11:36:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Madhu Pai, MD, PhD (@madhupai.bsky.social) reposted

“Kennedy would be less hazardous if he decided to do cardiac surgery. Then he would kill people only one at a time rather than his current ability to kill by the thousands. Why is it that killing a single person is seen as murder but killing masses is excused if you are a politician?” Dr Bill Foege

28/8/2025, 5:20:38 PM | 5935 1790 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent

Worst case scenario is Dems winning the house, rescinding the tariffs, and then Trump dying. The only thing that would make this ok is if Trump died beer bonging diarrhea

28/8/2025, 11:05:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Matty Matheson pitches?

28/8/2025, 11:03:22 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Many are saying!

28/8/2025, 10:40:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anthony (game script enthusiast) (@proant.bsky.social) reposted

Anytime you can trade a franchise cornerstone entering his prime, who plays a premium position, and who is also one of the best players at that premium position, you have to do it

28/8/2025, 10:36:48 PM | 58 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent

I gotta respect the hate. I once said if Michael Jordan played in today's game he'd be a soup kitchen DeMar DeRozan just to piss of Gen X people.

28/8/2025, 10:36:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes

28/8/2025, 10:11:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These people are fucking trash.

28/8/2025, 10:10:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need her out.

28/8/2025, 8:44:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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White Stripes at Ralph's in Moorhead, MN 2000

28/8/2025, 7:42:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hubba hubba

28/8/2025, 6:44:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gregg Gonsalves (@gregggonsalves.bsky.social) reposted

#NIH is hanging by a thread. The #CDC has been decimated. #RFK Jr. and Russell #Vought are psychopaths--I don't say this frivolously--they are cold, calculating, inflicting violence on millions through public policy. It is where we are right now. These men are not normal. 1/

28/8/2025, 9:55:52 AM | 6545 2574 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent

Our daughter was diagnosed three years ago and it was life-changing in the best sense. Now im not so sure

28/8/2025, 4:10:17 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Gleeman (@aarongleeman.bsky.social) reposted

My pitcher-by-pitcher look at the future of the Twins' starting rotation, with thoughts and trade/bullpen odds on: - Joe Ryan - Pablo López - Bailey Ober - Zebby Matthews - David Festa - Sim Woods Richardson - Mick Abel - Taj Bradley - Kendry Rojas www.nytimes.com/athletic/657...

28/8/2025, 12:49:19 PM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tina Smith (@smith.senate.gov) reposted

I dare you to go to Annunciation School and tell our grieving community, in effect, guns don’t kill kids, antidepressants do. Just shut up. Stop peddling bullshit. You should be fired.

28/8/2025, 2:04:55 PM | 17704 4600 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent

@smith.senate.gov you're the best senator we got. Let's go

28/8/2025, 3:37:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted

imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter

28/8/2025, 2:53:27 AM | 10757 3616 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent

It's over, man.

28/8/2025, 2:06:05 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garrett M. Graff (@vermontgmg.bsky.social) reposted

This is insanity. This is the sign of a government that has lost its mind.

28/8/2025, 1:23:17 AM | 3507 1029 | View on Bluesky | view

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@lukebraunnfl.bsky.social

28/8/2025, 12:47:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent

Arif, is your friend Boobs Guy on here? Get him on the list!

28/8/2025, 12:44:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

27/8/2025, 6:42:38 PM | 20680 6751 | View on Bluesky | view

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Daryl: Fuck em up, Socrates

27/8/2025, 11:24:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is an all-timer

27/8/2025, 11:10:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent

Thought he had more integrity than the others but apparently I lied to myself. Parker filled me in, I'm good now. I expect this from 4/4 of them

27/8/2025, 11:09:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent

I stand corrected. Thanks for letting me know.

27/8/2025, 11:08:09 PM | 44 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't expect much from 3/4 of the Pod Bros but I expect more from Vietor

27/8/2025, 11:04:34 PM | 41 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm imagine him saying this in his squeaky-ass voice

27/8/2025, 11:03:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mills best backing melodic "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh" guy in the biz

27/8/2025, 11:01:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BIG BOI AND ANDRE 3000?!?!

27/8/2025, 11:00:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't worry about your dead kids, there's a political dissident from The Roman Period phantom who will live them more

27/8/2025, 10:31:26 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Corbett (@billcorbett.bsky.social) reposted

Minneapolis: blood drive this evening and Friday afternoon: Wooden Ship Brewing, 3300 W 44th St Minneapolis. Or visit the Memorial Blood Centers site for other locations to donate: www.mbc.org There was an urgent blood shortage even before this awful shooting, so lots of donors needed!

27/8/2025, 10:10:58 PM | 460 267 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this about that cookie man?

27/8/2025, 9:30:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeddy (@zeddary.bsky.social) reposted

Sorry can't stop Neo-Nazis murdering kids in Minnesota, Kash Patel sent 30 FBI agents and a dozen ATF guys to arrest a DC jaywalker last night.

27/8/2025, 8:03:36 PM | 898 259 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sacks (@mikesacks.bsky.social) reposted

We could stop all this but Republican politicians and judges don’t want to

27/8/2025, 7:02:18 PM | 772 194 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

my sense looking at this is not that there's a coherent politics but more a clear understanding by the shooter that this will be seen and passed around and that people will try to interpret the motives. it's an attempt to inflict a little more chaos after the fact.

27/8/2025, 6:27:32 PM | 359 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

its like racial slurs mixed in with trump hate and stuff about exxon, mixed in with memes and words intended to shock people. lots of mass shooter glorification. but the core of it is like just a black hearted nihilism and, if we're being honest, trying to be edgy loser behavior stuff.

27/8/2025, 6:25:43 PM | 512 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel.bsky.social) reposted

i watched the disturbing video that's supposedly from the Minneapolis shooter and (with the caveat that it seems real but i've not seen confirmation of that) what seems clear is that more and more of the people who commit these acts do not have comprehensible politics, in fact that may be the point

27/8/2025, 6:23:21 PM | 1100 109 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social) reply parent

Knows the system, works out with JJ in the offseason, good relationship with JeffersoN, KOC, and McCardell, isn't washed. Counterpoint: Might believe that Minneapolis burnt down

27/8/2025, 6:15:44 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Maddening! (@johnmaddening.bsky.social) reposted

The fine folks at Sociable Cider Werks (1500 Fillmore, just north of Broadway and east of Central) are hosting a blood drive today at 2:00pm in hopes it may help any of the kids and others shot today.

27/8/2025, 5:17:12 PM | 132 65 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MicroSoft Word Champion (@incompetentweiner.bsky.social)

Damn.

27/8/2025, 5:36:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted

It's good these kids are with the ghost man we made up because he loves them more than their parents and family and friends

27/8/2025, 4:43:40 PM | 518 70 | View on Bluesky | view