The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
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The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll take the vote on the Epstein shit, but this does not change her fate.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
That's just the plot of Superman.
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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary. The Empire Strikes Gary.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
oil is manly
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
Harry Potter was not good, it just sold a fantasy of secretly being magic the whole time. Imagine: you can shit on the floor and wave a wan- *gunshot*
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
It's just a circle.
David Roberts (@volts.wtf) reposted
All I want is for everyone to hate these fucking fascists as much as I do. That's really all that remains of my politics.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
Any democrat who runs for office owes me 100 MAGA scalps.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
We're lucky it seems to be extremely fringe, and nobody important is pushing it.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
Kinda feels like a Cold Civil War, at the moment.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
and we don't already?
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I think this press conference was pre-recorded, last minute, and that's why it was delayed. Nobody in that room is even slightly adversarial, so if he fell over mid sentence, they'd just cancel it.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
he looks awful
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet he insisted on doing a press conference to prove he's not dying, and the prep is *not going well*.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social)
Watching the AP stream of that Trump announcement and he's still not out.
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Death Stranding 2 also fuckin' coats boss arenas with weapons on the off chance you used all the ones you brought or brought none at all.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social)
Hilariously, if Trump is dead, it would be the first time a President's death makes the country more stable.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
The cameras turn on and it's fucking vance, eating whatever donuts make sense.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
heyo
Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ (@ashleylynch.bsky.social) reposted
Isn't it wild how it's highly likely that Trump suffered a stroke and no one in the media wants to ask about Trump's health. They're all sitting on a massive story to help cover up the fact that he's incapable of doing the job now.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude is not capable of handing power to someone else of his own free will, so he will need to be 25th amendmented by people who do not want to do so.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
Graham Platner might have The Sauce.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
Primary voters want scalps beyond anything else.
Dreamin' (rusty) (@dreaminerryday.newgrounds.com) reposted
rumors he had a bad enough stroke he can't speak anymore
Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
We dumped a president for being too old only to elect one who immediately died. You can't say that's not funny
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
It's at least a few million at this point.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
last time I did this fight, I got the fabled neck break too good shit
Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted reply parent
people should be more horny and less fascist imo
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
what if we had these people visited by three ghosts on christmas eve
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
ok he dead dead
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
He didn't really have strong Black support, which is why Biden smoked him in South Carolina in 2020. Dunno if I'd say he alienated anyone though.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah, no. we can do better than this.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
i give them an hour its like indie Kingdom Hearts III
Team Cherry (@teamcherry.bsky.social) reposted
Four days until release! Hollow Knight: Silksong will be available on 4th September. Release times: 7AM PT | 10AM ET | 4PM CEST | 11PM JST Game price: USD $19.99 | EUR €19.99 | JPY ¥2300
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
pissing off the rank and file is a bold move, let's see if it pays off
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
uppers beyond the ken of mortal man
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
Ken has all the genitals. We're just not allowed to perceive them.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reposted
RFK not believing in germs and now being in charge of public health is one of those things that the writers would nix from VEEP for being too outrageous.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
I think that if time goes on, and there's less and less of him, that's a sign things are wrong.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
"as you can see, i am also baby"
getastandingdesk.bsky.social (@getastandingdesk.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Yes. I've always understood the heart of fascism as this sort of anti-philosophy. You can show them a library of books proving why they're wrong, and they'll lock you inside, burn it down, and proclaim themselves righteous over your ashes. And then who's to say they're not correct?
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
trump take mothman
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My local cheap Mexican place didn't have chili relleno today :(
shaun (@shaunvids.bsky.social) reposted
with a particular set of economic policies the US went from the depths of the great depression to dominant global superpower, subsequently the entire mainstream political spectrum resolved to never do anything like that ever again
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
oh please let him be dead
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
At the end of all this, John Roberts and his cadre of goons will be lucky to have escaped the country alive.
Yahtzee Croshaw (@yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social) reposted
I’m stiiill full of cream, cake eaterrrrr
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
Dust: An Elysian Tail was my very first indie game, and I have a lot of nostalgia for it, flaws and all.
Albert Burneko (@albertburneko.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
lol the trump voters are going "no" on this one because they're mad at the relatives who cut them off for their political views
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
It was a summer thing at my library, where they gave out packets of spices and recipe booklets. Quite popular.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
It's practically guaranteed. And you know that sharpie is coming out again.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
i can get games from libraries, car diagnostic tools, spice packets, and free tickets to my local arboretum.
Dmitry Grozoubinski (@explaintrade.com) reposted
So let me get this straight. ChatGPT coached a kid through suicide attempts while validating his ideation. The response from OpenAI is, "yeah, turns out if you talk to an LLM long enough the safety features stop working." Guess the usage patterns of people who most need safety features!?!
Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted
I don’t want to hear shit about “the shooter was trans” from a media that has spent the last two decades painting every radicalized white male shooter as a lone wolf
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
*spit take* that thing was only at $13k when I was watching the video! Nice!
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
horses are man extenders confirmed
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
WERE JUST GETTING STARTED
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
it's all gender now
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
it also sounds like price is right
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
The most normie of normie libs out in the wild want scalps, and JB is only too happy to provide
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
My first time playing MGS 3 was on the 3DS. With no circle pad pro.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
i honestly hate that i understand this joke
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The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
absolutely fuckin not
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
we shoulda just killed him tbh
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
white woman jumpscare
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
God these people are wimps.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
If he commits to a true blind trust, actually fucking follows through on that, and makes divestment *law* to boot, I'll line up behind the Great Khan.
Joshua Erlich (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social) reposted
putting aside the trans rights issues specifically (lol), I think part of what has me so frustrated with the Newsom thing is that Pritzker, Walz, and Zohran are putting on clinics for a popular, progressive politics and we’re wasting time talking about this used car salesman ass goblin.
DaisyFM ✒︎ (@daisyfm.net) reposted
That "vote blue no matter who" rhetoric doesn't make sense in the Democratic primaries. ALL of the candidates are blue, genius.
Reconstructionist (@unavaleable.bsky.social) reposted
it sucks we're just stuck in this shit with no real brakes until like 2027 or the bottom falls out and we get an amerimaidan
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
The best sports game I've ever played was Pyre, and it's not even close.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
go go gadget susie half human head canon
Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! (@ithayla.bsky.social) reposted
thinking about silksong's 'we sold 15m copies so our team of 4 just took our time and released the game we wanted to make in 7 years' and my brain is reminding me that bioware once calculated that the average mass effect player consumed 200,000 dollars worth of level art per minute
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
I tried grabbing a crt myself last year and I never got it working.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
usually, they blame whoever is in charge, and this time, they'd be *quite correct* to blame these yahoos
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
that the phrases “intentionally destroying the economy” and “worst economic president of our lifetimes” arent being said everywhere right now by dem politicians makes my head want to explode
Technology Connections (@techconnectify.bsky.social) reposted
Btw, I remember there being some anxieties around folks expressing their opinions during primaries. Besides being nowhere near a presidential primary at the moment, now is in fact the time for people to express certain lines they expect candidates not to cross. Protect trans folks.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
i do remember that he was screaming at the fed to do the exact same thing during his first term, a million years ago
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
his gains among the youths evaporating more or less the instant it became obvious they voted for a new recession is darkly amusing to me
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
James Cameron Don't Nearly Drown Kate Winslet Challenge (Impossible)
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
I think that's why he didn't push the envelope any further following January 6th, because he might have thought he would be risking his life to do so. He wouldn't have died, given how gentle Merrick Garland was, but he didn't know that yet.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
As someone who showed up at the ballot box for Harris, I don't have any problems spending my vote on a lesser evil, but I'd rather not have to deal with a lesser evil at all.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh he's toast
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
yes
Leon Thomas (@renegadecut.bsky.social) reposted
donald trump is out tonight pretending to be a soldier. is tonight the night? who wants to be a hero?
Shield God (@tatenokami.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
I do know someone with this, and it's kinda bananas to suddenly not be able to eat foods you otherwise love.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
existing in the Disney era makes me crave Lucas's gonked out insanity, because it's *something*
PSX Bunlith 🪄 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 (@b0tster.yeag.gay) reposted
good morni- wait whats going on with ai is it dead now
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
God I hope so
Weebu🤖Android Vtuber (@weeabuuuu.vtubers.social) reposted
I am praying that when the AI bubble pops the crypto bubble will tank along with it. I have no evidence or reason for this to happen I just need all my enemies to fall
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
Dragon Quest III got an updoot, but none of the other games.
The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent
They are absolutely delaying new consoles until the end of this shit fest