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The Iron Prophet

@ironprophet.bsky.social

TTRPG fan, enjoyer of The Void, LGBT Ally, PFP and Banner by Cosmignon.

created July 25, 2023

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Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

especially in cookies

4/9/2025, 4:02:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll take the vote on the Epstein shit, but this does not change her fate.

4/9/2025, 2:04:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's just the plot of Superman.

4/9/2025, 12:35:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary. The Empire Strikes Gary.

3/9/2025, 8:51:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oil is manly

3/9/2025, 8:50:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

Harry Potter was not good, it just sold a fantasy of secretly being magic the whole time. Imagine: you can shit on the floor and wave a wan- *gunshot*

3/9/2025, 7:24:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's just a circle.

3/9/2025, 7:00:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Roberts (@volts.wtf) reposted

All I want is for everyone to hate these fucking fascists as much as I do. That's really all that remains of my politics.

2/9/2025, 11:19:09 PM | 1330 178 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

Any democrat who runs for office owes me 100 MAGA scalps.

2/9/2025, 11:31:48 PM | 38 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're lucky it seems to be extremely fringe, and nobody important is pushing it.

2/9/2025, 8:31:00 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

Kinda feels like a Cold Civil War, at the moment.

2/9/2025, 8:25:58 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

and we don't already?

2/9/2025, 8:22:57 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think this press conference was pre-recorded, last minute, and that's why it was delayed. Nobody in that room is even slightly adversarial, so if he fell over mid sentence, they'd just cancel it.

2/9/2025, 7:30:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

he looks awful

2/9/2025, 7:20:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet he insisted on doing a press conference to prove he's not dying, and the prep is *not going well*.

2/9/2025, 6:41:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social)

Watching the AP stream of that Trump announcement and he's still not out.

2/9/2025, 6:19:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 2:58:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

Death Stranding 2 also fuckin' coats boss arenas with weapons on the off chance you used all the ones you brought or brought none at all.

2/9/2025, 12:41:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social)

Hilariously, if Trump is dead, it would be the first time a President's death makes the country more stable.

2/9/2025, 4:20:57 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

The cameras turn on and it's fucking vance, eating whatever donuts make sense.

2/9/2025, 4:15:06 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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heyo

2/9/2025, 4:00:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ (@ashleylynch.bsky.social) reposted

Isn't it wild how it's highly likely that Trump suffered a stroke and no one in the media wants to ask about Trump's health. They're all sitting on a massive story to help cover up the fact that he's incapable of doing the job now.

2/9/2025, 3:56:07 AM | 134 41 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude is not capable of handing power to someone else of his own free will, so he will need to be 25th amendmented by people who do not want to do so.

2/9/2025, 2:48:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

Graham Platner might have The Sauce.

2/9/2025, 12:24:19 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

Primary voters want scalps beyond anything else.

1/9/2025, 9:42:55 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dreamin' (rusty) (@dreaminerryday.newgrounds.com) reposted

rumors he had a bad enough stroke he can't speak anymore

1/9/2025, 7:16:02 PM | 128 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted

We dumped a president for being too old only to elect one who immediately died. You can't say that's not funny

1/9/2025, 4:27:08 PM | 8600 983 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

It's at least a few million at this point.

1/9/2025, 2:32:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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last time I did this fight, I got the fabled neck break too good shit

1/9/2025, 3:13:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted reply parent

people should be more horny and less fascist imo

1/9/2025, 2:47:33 AM | 41 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

what if we had these people visited by three ghosts on christmas eve

1/9/2025, 3:06:45 AM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ok he dead dead

1/9/2025, 3:04:36 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

He didn't really have strong Black support, which is why Biden smoked him in South Carolina in 2020. Dunno if I'd say he alienated anyone though.

1/9/2025, 2:45:49 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah, no. we can do better than this.

1/9/2025, 2:31:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i give them an hour its like indie Kingdom Hearts III

1/9/2025, 1:58:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Team Cherry (@teamcherry.bsky.social) reposted

Four days until release! Hollow Knight: Silksong will be available on 4th September. Release times: 7AM PT | 10AM ET | 4PM CEST | 11PM JST Game price: USD $19.99 | EUR €19.99 | JPY ¥2300

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1/9/2025, 1:44:20 AM | 8555 2614 | View on Bluesky | view

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pissing off the rank and file is a bold move, let's see if it pays off

31/8/2025, 10:25:52 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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uppers beyond the ken of mortal man

31/8/2025, 7:11:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ken has all the genitals. We're just not allowed to perceive them.

31/8/2025, 6:57:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reposted

RFK not believing in germs and now being in charge of public health is one of those things that the writers would nix from VEEP for being too outrageous.

31/8/2025, 5:33:52 PM | 1313 192 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

I think that if time goes on, and there's less and less of him, that's a sign things are wrong.

31/8/2025, 6:38:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

"as you can see, i am also baby"

31/8/2025, 5:39:29 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cursed Blunt Rotation

Hatsune Miku and RFK Jr in BlueSky trends.
31/8/2025, 5:32:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture getastandingdesk.bsky.social (@getastandingdesk.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Yes. I've always understood the heart of fascism as this sort of anti-philosophy. You can show them a library of books proving why they're wrong, and they'll lock you inside, burn it down, and proclaim themselves righteous over your ashes. And then who's to say they're not correct?

31/8/2025, 12:21:36 AM | 43 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

trump take mothman

30/8/2025, 9:00:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social)

My local cheap Mexican place didn't have chili relleno today :(

30/8/2025, 8:54:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shaun (@shaunvids.bsky.social) reposted

with a particular set of economic policies the US went from the depths of the great depression to dominant global superpower, subsequently the entire mainstream political spectrum resolved to never do anything like that ever again

30/8/2025, 8:14:49 PM | 1460 201 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 (@danifroom.bsky.social) reposted

You there, gay boy, did it happen yet

Muppet Christmas Carol: Scrooge calls down to the bunny kid in the street.
30/8/2025, 3:58:30 AM | 4747 1011 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

oh please let him be dead

30/8/2025, 1:25:32 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

At the end of all this, John Roberts and his cadre of goons will be lucky to have escaped the country alive.

29/8/2025, 3:29:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yahtzee Croshaw (@yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social) reposted

I’m stiiill full of cream, cake eaterrrrr

29/8/2025, 12:50:51 AM | 218 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

Dust: An Elysian Tail was my very first indie game, and I have a lot of nostalgia for it, flaws and all.

28/8/2025, 4:39:51 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Albert Burneko (@albertburneko.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

lol the trump voters are going "no" on this one because they're mad at the relatives who cut them off for their political views

28/8/2025, 2:48:01 PM | 178 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

It was a summer thing at my library, where they gave out packets of spices and recipe booklets. Quite popular.

28/8/2025, 3:02:08 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

It's practically guaranteed. And you know that sharpie is coming out again.

28/8/2025, 2:54:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

i can get games from libraries, car diagnostic tools, spice packets, and free tickets to my local arboretum.

28/8/2025, 2:40:15 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dmitry Grozoubinski (@explaintrade.com) reposted

So let me get this straight. ChatGPT coached a kid through suicide attempts while validating his ideation. The response from OpenAI is, "yeah, turns out if you talk to an LLM long enough the safety features stop working." Guess the usage patterns of people who most need safety features!?!

27/8/2025, 6:28:47 AM | 2917 602 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted

I don’t want to hear shit about “the shooter was trans” from a media that has spent the last two decades painting every radicalized white male shooter as a lone wolf

28/8/2025, 1:35:48 AM | 889 153 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

*spit take* that thing was only at $13k when I was watching the video! Nice!

27/8/2025, 8:15:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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horses are man extenders confirmed

27/8/2025, 6:08:14 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WERE JUST GETTING STARTED

26/8/2025, 8:02:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's all gender now

26/8/2025, 5:52:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it also sounds like price is right

26/8/2025, 4:15:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The most normie of normie libs out in the wild want scalps, and JB is only too happy to provide

26/8/2025, 2:12:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My first time playing MGS 3 was on the 3DS. With no circle pad pro.

26/8/2025, 3:56:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i honestly hate that i understand this joke

26/8/2025, 2:49:28 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 10:05:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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absolutely fuckin not

25/8/2025, 3:02:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we shoulda just killed him tbh

25/8/2025, 1:58:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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white woman jumpscare

25/8/2025, 1:05:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God these people are wimps.

25/8/2025, 12:43:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

If he commits to a true blind trust, actually fucking follows through on that, and makes divestment *law* to boot, I'll line up behind the Great Khan.

24/8/2025, 2:35:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua Erlich (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social) reposted

putting aside the trans rights issues specifically (lol), I think part of what has me so frustrated with the Newsom thing is that Pritzker, Walz, and Zohran are putting on clinics for a popular, progressive politics and we’re wasting time talking about this used car salesman ass goblin.

24/8/2025, 1:24:49 AM | 6105 1385 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaisyFM ✒︎ (@daisyfm.net) reposted

That "vote blue no matter who" rhetoric doesn't make sense in the Democratic primaries. ALL of the candidates are blue, genius.

23/8/2025, 9:44:15 PM | 109 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Reconstructionist (@unavaleable.bsky.social) reposted

it sucks we're just stuck in this shit with no real brakes until like 2027 or the bottom falls out and we get an amerimaidan

23/8/2025, 10:06:24 PM | 526 56 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

The best sports game I've ever played was Pyre, and it's not even close.

23/8/2025, 11:04:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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go go gadget susie half human head canon

23/8/2025, 1:59:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! (@ithayla.bsky.social) reposted

thinking about silksong's 'we sold 15m copies so our team of 4 just took our time and released the game we wanted to make in 7 years' and my brain is reminding me that bioware once calculated that the average mass effect player consumed 200,000 dollars worth of level art per minute

22/8/2025, 6:22:06 PM | 1310 271 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

I tried grabbing a crt myself last year and I never got it working.

23/8/2025, 2:45:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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usually, they blame whoever is in charge, and this time, they'd be *quite correct* to blame these yahoos

23/8/2025, 2:31:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted

that the phrases “intentionally destroying the economy” and “worst economic president of our lifetimes” arent being said everywhere right now by dem politicians makes my head want to explode

22/8/2025, 11:40:20 AM | 2645 626 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Technology Connections (@techconnectify.bsky.social) reposted

Btw, I remember there being some anxieties around folks expressing their opinions during primaries. Besides being nowhere near a presidential primary at the moment, now is in fact the time for people to express certain lines they expect candidates not to cross. Protect trans folks.

23/8/2025, 1:36:45 AM | 4502 1052 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

i do remember that he was screaming at the fed to do the exact same thing during his first term, a million years ago

23/8/2025, 1:22:08 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Iron Prophet (@ironprophet.bsky.social) reply parent

his gains among the youths evaporating more or less the instant it became obvious they voted for a new recession is darkly amusing to me

23/8/2025, 1:03:20 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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James Cameron Don't Nearly Drown Kate Winslet Challenge (Impossible)

22/8/2025, 7:51:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think that's why he didn't push the envelope any further following January 6th, because he might have thought he would be risking his life to do so. He wouldn't have died, given how gentle Merrick Garland was, but he didn't know that yet.

22/8/2025, 5:58:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As someone who showed up at the ballot box for Harris, I don't have any problems spending my vote on a lesser evil, but I'd rather not have to deal with a lesser evil at all.

22/8/2025, 4:38:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh he's toast

22/8/2025, 3:25:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yes

21/8/2025, 11:13:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Leon Thomas (@renegadecut.bsky.social) reposted

donald trump is out tonight pretending to be a soldier. is tonight the night? who wants to be a hero?

21/8/2025, 9:41:53 PM | 48 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 2:58:18 PM | 43 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do know someone with this, and it's kinda bananas to suddenly not be able to eat foods you otherwise love.

21/8/2025, 6:50:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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existing in the Disney era makes me crave Lucas's gonked out insanity, because it's *something*

21/8/2025, 3:44:39 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PSX Bunlith 🪄 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 (@b0tster.yeag.gay) reposted

good morni- wait whats going on with ai is it dead now

21/8/2025, 1:20:45 PM | 1139 61 | View on Bluesky | view

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God I hope so

21/8/2025, 1:21:50 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Weebu🤖Android Vtuber (@weeabuuuu.vtubers.social) reposted

I am praying that when the AI bubble pops the crypto bubble will tank along with it. I have no evidence or reason for this to happen I just need all my enemies to fall

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21/8/2025, 12:40:18 PM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dragon Quest III got an updoot, but none of the other games.

20/8/2025, 8:15:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are absolutely delaying new consoles until the end of this shit fest

20/8/2025, 4:28:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view