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Born and raised Texan. Still here, a Blue dot surrounded by a sea of red. I’m not giving up.
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This is his fear response. His chewable hadn’t kicked in yet when the first thunderclap struck
Its 2 Legit 2 Quit
You forgot the tail Unless you drew a Manx though that could be a Japanese Bobtail
Did he get to pick his sod of then debate?
It’s storming in Houston. I’m watching the Astros… well I was.
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Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango”
Q+?
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Dropping a deuce in the bushes
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I’m afraid she’s probably taking a dump under all that greenery
This is a reminder.
How about a posthumous 2nd award to Jimmy Carter
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Hmm was it to commit a) mortgage fraud, b) tax fraud c) insurance fraud d) voter fraud e) all of the above
Just absolutely love the song and hearing Annie Lennox belt out “Sisters” off the cuff a cappella just 😗
“Uh uh I’m der leader, which way did they go?”
In a red collar?
They hide their shame and take the paycheck.
Oh, oh, why didn't I see the sign Ooh, ooh, before I left my love behind
Bette Davis could deliver a line while sloshing a cocktail couldn’t she?
PBS News Hour is, hands down, one of the most worthwhile news programs. Support public media: www.pbs.org/passport/
I do try.
Also B🐾p for Duncan
Wait, does Mr Baby count as the “new baby”?
That’s exactly what they want. Don’t let the firehouse of misinformation and hate beat us down. As Prince said: “Are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down? Oh, no, let's go Let's go crazy”
That’s exactly what they want. Don’t let the firehouse of misinformation and hate beat us down. As Prince said: “Are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down? Oh, no, let's go Let's go crazy”
She was indeed.
Knowing my Mom, I would have been.
Every person of faith knows: Prayers won’t keep guns out of the hands of those who would use them for violence. Prayers won’t stop a bullet once the trigger is pulled. Prayers don’t heal the mangled flesh of victims. Prayers don’t bring back those who died of gun violence.
The Navy is going to be marching in the streets?
No. She put my father in the 4 “boys” she raised. I’m the closest to a girl they ever had. Although my oldest brother was supposed to be a boy and the had any of the rest been a girl, they would have quit. (They wanted a boy and a girl) I would have been Mary Anne
She had 4 sons so she raised 5 boys plus a neighborhood of others.
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Mom said when she took us in for the wisdom tooth extraction, she dropped off healthy strapping young men and picked up 500 pound gorillas with all hands and emotions for days
That only ever happened once or twice… ok maybe more but thank goodness TikTok was just something we said to remind each other that Tempus fugit
It always does. I don’t need gas or juice. Thankfully no dental trauma from years gone by.
I’m going to the dentist’s to have an out of body experience. I keep asking them the let me drop off my teeth and pick them up later… I’m going to see if they accept this time.
Well I’m just a passenger on the trip to nod.
There is no honor among those thieves in positions of power in this administration.
He hasn’t come into the bedroom yet… we have a saying in my family “let sleeping dogs lay.. but don’t step over them while holding red wine or the baby“.
It Ain’t "Nuny”s business." If I do!
What movie do you consider "perfect"? 🎬
I think it’s time to climb in to my sliver of the bed.
How many of the bugs have been uncovered or are intentionally being left undiscovered
I think you need to lay off the alter wine until after you twotesky
*were not we’re
Well I met my little blue-eyed dog
Thanks for that Off to search her discography
48% approve of his Epstein response?
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Faith and Begorrah
Apparently she’s dropping the kids off at the ool
I love Ring Dings. But once I eat it, I don’t have it anymore. Same goes for elections, Mr. Trump — you can’t have your cake and eat it too. 🍰 #PaulaPoundstone #ComedyReels #PoliticalSatire #Trump #Cake #RingDings #Satire #StandUpComedy #CurrentEvents #ReelsHumor #gerrymandering
Then I shan’t look closely to see your little pup shitting in the shade.
I fairly certain that I’m a product of one such birthday.
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Who's peeking out from under a greenery Calling a name that's lighter than air? Who's bending down to give me a rainbow?
Can’t they use AmeriCorps volunteers?
Sure they will… in Россия
Oh he’s a replicant
Are we sure he’s not a replicant?
Super soaker or fox urine
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And a job in the administration
My WTF: Verily, I hath witnessed a spectacle so witless, mine very soul hath packed its belongings and fled mine body. And WTH: ‘Tis as though reason itself hath tipped over a turnip and perished. Still seem to be working.
I’d watch that flash mob. Do those still happen?
Oh really? That is very unfortunate unless you plan to become a cat burglar
Yes it does
We can only use them for self defense
Super Soaker….
Add a grey beard and hair and that would be me.
Don’t forget the verbal warning then soak it down. Then tell mom, very loudly, “next time it will be fox urine!”
1st offense super soaker with water 2nd offense super soaker with fox urine 3rd offense bear spray you carry that with you already don’t you?
I predict that kid hurt the family pet in some atrocity or other so mommy got rid of said pet to protect it from the kid. Mom may be clueless on how to correct the behavior. Unfortunately, some kids are just dicks!
Follow me for ever more escalatory tactics
That’s not a well regulated militia was ever meant to be. Where the hell is the outrage from normal 2A advocates?
That’s basically what I said!
Buy a super soaker water gun and blast the fuck out of them. And if mom bitches, say… next time it’ll be fox urine!
I’m sorry, I hope it gets better.
Cute puppy dog side eye or Murder Kitty side eye?
Yes im the Queen again! www.nytimes.com/badges/games...
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Please make this a #1 hit song and viral #trumpisapunkassbitch
Of course we are
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Was he eating chocolate cake and loads of sugar?
If she had a license plate it would read YRU-2SLO
