Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
There aren’t enough bags of dicks in existence for Trump to eat.
Intelligence costs nothing. Stupidity costs everything. Ignorance is not knowing the difference.
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There aren’t enough bags of dicks in existence for Trump to eat.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
For a guy who hates the military, Trump sure is doing a lot with it.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
The talent is amazing
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
Alabama because it’s a red state and easier to control?
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
Apple slices and marshmallow fluff may not be the healthiest snack, but it is a delicious one.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
I think going forward it should be required the Secretary of Health be a medical doctor.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
#Diablo4 Neyrelle: “What did I do wrong?” Me: “Everything.”
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
I miss the cathartic feeling I had when republicans were getting arrested for their crimes.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
MAGA is what you get with poor education. Now, subtract the Department of Education. Then add state-funded Christian Nationalism. Imagine the results. 🇺🇸
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
If Trump died days ago, but the government hasn’t reported it—then I’d look at the decisions he’s made since his death as a way to auto pen forward his agenda before they must hand the reigns over to Vance. I wouldn’t put it past any of them to do something like that.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
If he is dead and the government didn’t inform us—I’d like to think it should be a big deal.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
And the food shortage will be weaponized because it’s all part of the authoritarian handbook.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
“Do my dirty work then GFY” —Trump
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep coloring it, Orlando. DeSantis is 100% wrong and removing the memorial is out of spite and hatred. Don’t let that hatred win.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
Just don’t think we all support this shithole.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
And we all suffer for their ignorance.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
That used to be considered benefits of having a job. Now, you need a union job to get them.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
Trickle-down inflation due to tariffs is real enough tho.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t need to listen to him in order to do the right things.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
A balloon animal artist once made Kristi Noem a puppy. She shot it.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
When Trump dies, RFK Jr will probably toss his carcass in his van and drive home.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
6 months?? They should get 30 days max.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
WTF is wrong with NH? 🤨
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
Trump’s tariffs cause trickle-down inflation.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s breaking the law in many ways in order to do many illegal things.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
Except it’s the consumers who pay the tariffs, not the businesses.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
A week with this regime feels like a year.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
Your list is good but I would start more basic—like a Constitution that’s true, followed and upheld.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
And those who can change it are the same benefiting.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
From heroes to villains.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
RFK Jr is the equivalent of Pete Hegseth’s unwashed hands.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
Military in the streets don’t make them safe. It occupies them.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
RFK Jr is the equivalent of Pete Hegseth’s unwashed hands.
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When we stop electing racists that goal can be achieved.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
Trump said he would deport 11 million illegal people. His administration gets 1,461 days in office (4 years with a leap year) 11 million divided by 1,461 = 7,529 His goal is 7,529 people deported per day. Now you understand why due process gets in the way and why he’s ignoring it. 🇺🇸
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
It was stolen taxpayer money which built it. So ~$240 million for pain, suffering, and ecological damage for nothing.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
Strict gun laws are more possible now than ever so the public gets disarmed during Trump’s takeover. Also, he will likely use the latest shooting as a reason to federally deploy in Minnesota.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
Because there’s a war on drugs not firearms.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
It’s like watching a shit tsunami flood the land. 🇺🇸
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
I heard Taco Bell & Chipotle are getting deported.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
It’s impossible to trust a government which shows disdain for its people. 🇺🇸
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
I miss skunk and red-hair weed from the 90s for nostalgia reasons.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
Doctors are typically arrogant due to their education. Yeah….
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
*Veterans at the VFW* “I was in Vietnam. “Korea” “The Persian Gulf” “Iraq” “Afghanistan” “Washington DC & Chicago” “🤨🤬🤜” 🇺🇸
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
Our government isn’t responsible enough to have all the guns.
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Ripping parents away from their kids—literally. I’m pretty sure republicans said they wouldn’t be doing that.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
Dictators require loyalists. Presidents require diversity.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
God works in mysterious ways…
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s pretty heavy weaponry to detain parents and children at school.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
So just let them die and they’ll collect the bodies and deport them later?
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
I have some good and bad news…
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
“Government must act…” has been said countless times with each shooting. Government has acted by increasing accessibility. What does that tell you?
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
Corruption has never been more present.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
Proofreading high is hard
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
There are two ways to read the Cracker Barrel sign: 1. A Cracker and a barrel 2. A barrel of crackers with and old guy Take a poll and they’d be lopsided.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
I’ve heard methamphetamine ramblings more coherent than Trump.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
She just ordered new business cards too…
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m an Army veteran. The Founders were quite vocal about the dangers of the military turned on the citizens. They didn’t want that to happen. Now that it is, they’re turning in their graves. Stop it. 🇺🇸
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
Fascism is everything liberals are against. Fascism is everything conservatives are for. Should clear things up.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
So where is the detention center being moved to? Also, does this mean the money DeSantis stole to build it will be refunded to the Florida citizens? And, if it was deemed illegal, will there be any legal recourse to the governor who ordered it built? If not, why not?
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
I appreciate your willingness but I think we need you more in the national parks.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
Instead of reactionary statements to school shootings, maybe the government should be proactive with gun laws to help prevent them.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
I don’t think I’ve ever met an American who is a FIFA fan.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
Aaaaand Crackers all around rejoice!
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
About debris: “It costs too much to clean it up so we just leave it.” —Space Agencies If we all had that mentality, Earth would look like it does in WALL-E.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
The way things are going Lady Liberty needs to be altered and the poem shortened to, “Go Fuck Yourselves”. 🇺🇸
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
Some dictators are god-appointed and some aren’t. Trump has already been anointed as one who is and even repeated it multiple ways himself. You’re right about the sons, but his divinity rubs off on them. How they view him partly matters. It’s the structure built around it that we will live in.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
And here we go. This is a declaration to the world about our military—which has global entrenched presence—that the US is switching to offensive mode. 1. That’s not democracy 2. That’s how you trigger WW3 3. Americans never wanted this Trump has destroyed our country. 🔥 🇺🇸 🔥
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
The Messiah can and did die—he will too. If it’s nefarious then he gains martyrdom. If not, he gains legendary founding figure in the New Order. What comes next is what is done with Vance. He’s a stooge, not a shot caller. I think he will be forced a VP like Trump Jr then 25th him for an empire.
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I still haven’t recovered what I lost during Helene & Milton last year. I got a F- on my self-assessed readiness test. This year I’m up to a F. Knowing FEMA won’t be there, disaster relief money was stolen by DeSantis, and ridiculous costs of everything, I’m forced to rely on 🤞🏼
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel under appreciated too. I think I’ll hijack the military and use it to insure public appreciation through intimidation and force.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
And that protection is guaranteed unless there is no First Amendment.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s already there. The rest is just how authoritarian it’ll be.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently I can. Weird
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
I can’t see the home stream. Can I even post?
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
He also hit Zuckerberg up to buy OpenAI. He’s trying to dominate the technology.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
In 1995, Star Trek Deep Space Nine predicted USA 2024 would have sanctuary districts serving as ghettos for the “unwanted.” Detainment camps. A year off and it lacks chain link fences, but otherwise it’s pretty damned prophetic.
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It’s the evil rot in him showing through the paint.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
God’s non-interference policy sucks sometimes.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
Not knowing history is how history gets rewritten.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
We are. It’s in the rollout stage.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
Their imaginations are inevitable. Doesn’t make him a martyr any way but in their heads. Which means he’s a martyr regardless of how he dies.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
It sounds more state speech-y
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
And then the Dick Act changed that.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
It’ll be my turn eventually for dissent.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
We all join the 21st century eventually and then everything changes.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
Armed military in the streets to “lower crime” is one step of martial law. Habeas corpus has already been suspended for many—another step. Civil rights suspensions—yet another. That’s 3 steps happening already. Martial law is all but in effect—it’s just in the deployment stage.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
If Earth were #StarTrek Trump/Corps = Ferengi GOP = Cardassian DNC = ________ MAGA = Pakleds US Military = Starfleet China = Romulan Russia = Dominion Christian Nationalism = Borg Islamic Extremism = Species 8472 Judaism = Bajoran Middle East = Klingons United Nations = Federation 🌎 🖖🏼 🌏
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
The Government has abandoned the People—deliberately—for its own purpose and gain. Nowhere is this more clear than when the military turns on the very lives it swore to protect. 🇺🇸
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
When the foundations of freedom are eroded and left in rubble, the flag which represents freedom is no longer valid.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
Which makes him a martyr to what?
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social)
A Government which harms its people is not a government for the People. 🇺🇸
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
You can’t be a martyr if you die of natural causes.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
Think about that. Trump wants to turn on legally gathered and constitutionally protected protesters with deadly force because he doesn’t like them. None of that is part of our democracy or supported by any previous administrations or laws in our history. It’s dictator behavior.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
And if you aren’t good, then be good at it.
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
A little late to the party, aren’t we?
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope he’s dying
Jason M Ernst (@jason-m-ernst.bsky.social) reply parent
For an agency staffed with brilliant mathematicians, they sure can’t do the simple stuff.