I'm not gonna celebrate, but I am going to match the energy of whoever tries to claim that I am.
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I'm not gonna celebrate, but I am going to match the energy of whoever tries to claim that I am.
yep, I didn't even see the video but that had to be traumatizing.
I'm a better person than Charlie Kirk was.
Yep, he's dead. Good riddance.
Orange fuckwad is already demanding half staff for Kirk.
Gun violence bad, but also fuck Charlie Kirk.
Shot in the neck. He bled out.
...Fuck diplomacy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=55bt...
Condolences to his family but also I don't care.
I'm torn cause part of me wants to celebrate but the human part of me knows this is a product of unchecked gun access even though the person who was shot is a piece of shit who wouldn't care if I was the one who got shot. The part that wants to celebrate is being VERY loud right now though lol
I almost forgot that stupid fuck existed since I left Twitter tbh
TBH I don't really care lol
There's a MASSIVE, MASSIVE difference between hating someone for their politics and celebrating the fact that he might die.
This is me being diplomatic: Charlie Kirk is a piece of shit and I will never agree with him politically... but I hope he's okay.
Irony.
I used to be scared of getting stuck in them.
Kindly fuck off.
spinny door go spinny wee
I almost always SOMEHOW fall asleep on the table lmao
I'm aware of diabetes... Still having the cookie anyway lol
I feel like my whole life has been one big 'FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHAT NOW?!' moment.
Keep telling yourself that you potato headed fuckwad.
I'm in NY but if I have to come to Minnesota to get vaccinated I will find a way to do that.
All's right in the world, my Cirkul inserts just came. Don't need a refund or a reimbursement, just wanted the stuff I ordered. Next time I'm using Amazon though.
At least Amazon for all their bullshit delivers their fucking packages on time!
I was a kid when he was even President, I don't give a shit about him.
Fucking FedEx needs to get their goddamn act together. I WANT MY CIRKUL INSERTS. THAT I PAID NEARLY $30 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR.
FUCK ICE
Yep, I blend it with milk and ice and it's perfect.
Note to self: Protein coffee needs to be made in a blender with MILK, NOT WATER ☠️
Alternate ALTERNATE headline: No shit, Sherlock.
I voted straight Democrat because I AM a Democrat.
*adds another nickname to her already very long list* XD
He can go fuck himself.
After watching a few episodes of The Boys... All I can say is I wish I had heat vision cause I know exactly who I'd use it on.
GOOGLE IS FREE YOU WORM INFESTED FUCK!
And another thousand just want to kick him. In the nuts. Hard.
Having a chatty bus driver when I'm not feeling great is so fucking annoying lmao
Most likely yes.
It's starting to hit I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream levels of stupid because I understand AM's motivation now.
The only deranged one I see here is you asshole.
Would he just fucking die already???
Same, we both hit the lottery with our families.
I don't trust any of these people further than I can throw them...
I'm pretty sure if ANYONE touched me like that my uncle and my father would BOTH kill them.
Technically no but I have been flashed so I count that.
I eat half a party size bag of anything and I throw it straight back up because my stomach is half the size it used to be. Bariatric surgery is FUN.
He looks and sounds like he's rotting from the inside out.
Why the FUCK do you think they didn't speak out?! Shut the fuck up.
If it's small enough you can easily conceal it.
Keep dreaming, Butthead.
A half star is more than they deserve.
If it's not a death announcement I'm not interested.
They're gonna need bleach to get rid of all that spray tan...
So um... Anyone in Mexico willing to help an American cross the border? Cause I need to get the hell out of here.
There's not enough words in the English language to describe how much I want to hit that man with a steel chair.
Homelander: trying to teach his son to fly by YEETING HIM OFF A FUCKING ROOF Me: What the FUCK
I started watching The Boys the other night and um. Holy fucking shit?
As they should.
... Not that I'm on Twitter but now I'm curious. lol
We don't claim them.
I had bariatric surgery so the amount of bacon I can have has drastically reduced. I'm usually full after one piece and a scoop of scrambled eggs now.
Fuck off Lizard man.
Maybe this weird motherfucker should stop staring at kids.
Coffee time
"And you didn't look stupid but here we are." 🙃
They're allergic to reality over at Fox.
I always wonder how no one has pushed the fucker down a really steep staircase yet. It would be so easy...
Bill Cosby handing me a drink.
73%?! On what planet?! Cause it sure as fuck ain't that on Earth!
Before Columbine gun violence wasn't as publicized as it is now. Now after that you can't go a day without SOME jackass with a gun breaking into a damn school.
Even though I don't have kids (nor do I want them) I always think about what if I did? What if I had to raise a kid in THIS system, what would I do? I've always said if I was a mother I'd probably be the most overprotective pain in the ass parent because I'd worry about their safety all the time.
And sounds like he's been tanned from the inside out.
I can't imagine not having a phone in school now. I never had one myself in school but we had easier access to pay phones. Kids NEED their phones in school.
Taking away my Celexa will be my 13th reason. I'm not kidding.
My cat comes with me or I'm not going. If I have a hard time getting back into the US I'm NOT leaving her behind.
I hope it was a very messy sandwich lol
Sentient lizard man says words, news at 11.
I don't care, I just hope it's fatal.
He used to. Really, really bad music.
Scratch a misogynist and you'll reveal a transphobic person. They wear the same name tags.
Me: wakes up Blood sugar: 55 and dropping My brain: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FEED ME SUGAR NOW
My blood sugar: HAHA no.
My cat is my child lol
Thank you for your service, sir. <3
With his tiny, tiny bruised hands.
If Trump is smart I'm Chinese.
Mike Johnson is so far in the closet he's having tea with Tumnus.
If Gavin doesn't run for president after all this I am rage quitting this country.
No, Donald, what we WANT is for you to finally fucking croak.
This is basically me playing the Sims lmao
I'd go to some of the most unhinged fucking places JUST to make them uncomfortable lmao
Just remembering to EAT at this point is a struggle lmao