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Jedi Mind Tricker

@jedimindtricker.bsky.social

Jersey Guy; retired lawyer; Golden Domer; former prosecutor; Rebel scum; American vermin; woke; kicking leukemia’s butt; ex-pat from the Musk Rat’s hellscape; son of a fighter against Nazis. Did he stroke out yet?

created November 6, 2024

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Happy Labor Day, my friends

1/9/2025, 4:55:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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White House staff is now putting all couches in storage

1/9/2025, 3:20:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 11:54:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Notre Dame Football tonight. Resting up to watch the game against The Convicts🍀🍀🍀🍀

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31/8/2025, 8:05:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time to Amendment 25 The Fat Fuck

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31/8/2025, 4:31:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Definitely. Maybe with this shirt😎😎😎

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31/8/2025, 3:28:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Death Panels will soon be here. Way to go Fat Fuck

31/8/2025, 1:46:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hoping The Fat Fuck gets all his medical advice from The Stupid Fuck, the new head of the CDC and Drunk Congressman

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31/8/2025, 12:44:21 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bum purse

31/8/2025, 12:40:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:14:17 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wild and cray cray

30/8/2025, 2:05:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Republicans make sure children are born but don’t give a shit if those children make to puberty much less high school graduation. The Pro Kill the Kids Party

29/8/2025, 11:44:03 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who moi?

29/8/2025, 10:59:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 9:39:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@thetrueshelby.bsky.social Who will ask the Pajama Governor?

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29/8/2025, 8:17:57 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 8:16:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂😂😂😂

29/8/2025, 8:00:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After Minneapolis, prayers are no longer required by Dump and the NRA. Those kids were actually praying.

29/8/2025, 7:59:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An oldie but a goodie

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29/8/2025, 7:54:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing like the Family Party trying gouge out a spouse’s eyes. Boomer Sooner l.smartnews.com/p-66pmTCGA/C...

29/8/2025, 7:52:34 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing like a plan to kill Americans

29/8/2025, 7:19:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirsten Grady (@mrskgrady.bsky.social) reposted

RFK Jr. claims caused the Minneapolis school shooting. Vance echoed it. But science says otherwise: only 4% of shooters took antidepressants vs 11.4% of Americans. No data links SSRIs to violence. Guns do. Not meds. Let’s stop this blame‑shift. www.nbcnews.com/poli... #WTFFriday #FactsNotFear

29/8/2025, 7:10:09 PM | 7 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oops my bad. Laura Loomer probably would but she fucks everyone

29/8/2025, 7:17:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But no woman would ever fuck him.

29/8/2025, 7:16:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😡🤬😡

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28/8/2025, 6:30:32 PM | 1608 482 | View on Bluesky | view

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More proof that the Cary Fucker aka Puppy Killer has not read the Comstitution

29/8/2025, 7:14:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 2:53:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A couple of months ago, the Navy dishonored civil rights hero Harvey Milk by removing his name from a ship. Now, the Air Force is dishonoring itself by celebrating a domestic terrorist called Ashli Babbitt.

28/8/2025, 8:37:36 PM | 14038 4322 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

If Ashli Babbitt's parents really wanted to avenge her death they would, instead of pitifully whitewashing her legacy, be suing Fox News for filling their child's gullible head with dangerous nonsense that directly led to her death.

28/8/2025, 11:26:52 PM | 14920 3185 | View on Bluesky | view

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I may need to put a collage together of all Republican Congress members hiding out from being attacked by Babbitt

28/8/2025, 6:23:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck the Puppy Killer www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

28/8/2025, 5:27:33 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Puppy Killer can get fucked by Corey Lewandowski www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

28/8/2025, 5:13:56 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No more need for thoughts and prayers. The kids murdered and wounded yesterday were praying when shot. Fuck the NRA

28/8/2025, 5:10:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The facts

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28/8/2025, 4:53:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why Americans would believe a worm brained, formed heroin addict rather than trained scientists shows this administration and it’s supporters are morons

28/8/2025, 4:50:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bwahahahaha

27/8/2025, 9:27:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Turns out that a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich but not a thrown tuna fish sandwich 😎😎😎😎😎

27/8/2025, 3:24:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All the couches in the White House and Blair Couch have been removed for a thorough cleaning. Who said the VP has not been a busy couch fucker

27/8/2025, 3:21:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Victim or perpetrator?🥸🥸🥸

27/8/2025, 3:19:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@erincandy.bsky.social

27/8/2025, 3:17:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or

27/8/2025, 3:16:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@nicholehiltz.bsky.social It is still true that a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich but did not indict the guy who threw a tuna fish sandwich.

27/8/2025, 3:16:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@johnfeal9117.bsky.social It may be true that a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich, it is also true that the guy who threw a tuna fish sandwich was not indicted.

27/8/2025, 3:12:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 2:33:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Citizens can’t be convicted of executive orders. He’s a fucking moron

27/8/2025, 2:30:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 1:32:43 AM | 21 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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DC does not have a death penalty statute. All homicide cases would have to fit under the federal statute. What a fucking moron he is

27/8/2025, 2:20:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 1:57:29 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 1:54:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 1:37:20 AM | 21 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 1:50:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 1:47:00 AM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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America has gone from Jackie O to the Slovakian ho

27/8/2025, 1:46:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The stupidity of America

26/8/2025, 3:18:51 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you couldn’t figure this shit out before, you need to now

25/8/2025, 11:03:40 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Borrowed from Gordon Wark:

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25/8/2025, 12:23:52 PM | 3 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait until Trumptards hear that Cracker Barrel USA changing its menus from carbs and fats to healthy food.

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25/8/2025, 3:52:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good morning my friend

25/8/2025, 2:52:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@nicholehiltz.bsky.social Newest version of Weekend at Bernie’s

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25/8/2025, 2:31:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😎😎😎😎

25/8/2025, 2:19:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not yet.

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25/8/2025, 2:07:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait until the cost of Depends rises because of Trump Tax aka tariffs

25/8/2025, 2:05:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see blocked. Should we sue his ass for blocking you?👨‍💼👨‍💼👨‍💼👨‍💼👨‍💼

25/8/2025, 2:04:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@corrina.sheshed.rocks Good morning my friend. Enjoy your week

25/8/2025, 2:01:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grandkids start school a week after Labor Day. Can’t wait for quiet mornings - well quiet after the school bus arrives

25/8/2025, 1:49:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait until Cracker Barrel decides to change its menu from carbs and fats to healthy food

25/8/2025, 1:29:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@0to420.bsky.social Enjoy this week my friend

25/8/2025, 1:25:56 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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@johnfeal9117.bsky.social Have a great week my friend

25/8/2025, 1:24:42 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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@bluecanadianhere.bsky.social Good Monday morning my friend

25/8/2025, 1:23:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@heidiho521.bsky.social Good Monday morning my friend

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25/8/2025, 1:21:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@nerdynurse.bsky.social Have a wonderful week my friend

25/8/2025, 1:21:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@mariablack.bsky.social Good Monday morning my friend. Have a great week

25/8/2025, 1:20:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@nicholehiltz.bsky.social Good Monday morning my dear

25/8/2025, 1:19:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@friendscallmep.bsky.social Good Monday morning my friend

25/8/2025, 1:18:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It almost seems like Newsome is doing a Trump parody

24/8/2025, 4:42:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that a Newsome parody? Nah. The Fat Fuck has no understanding of parody

24/8/2025, 4:40:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still available I’m told

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24/8/2025, 4:32:55 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤭

24/8/2025, 3:52:24 PM | 215 76 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope so but I hope more that he spends his remaining days in agony

23/8/2025, 7:16:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope there is a way around the standing issue. I’m sure you considered that

23/8/2025, 7:15:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@nothoodlum.bsky.social Have one yet?

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23/8/2025, 7:11:51 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤪🤪🤪

23/8/2025, 7:07:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The transcript proves Carte Blanche is either the worst trial attorney ever or remains The Fat Fuck’s personal criminal attorney

23/8/2025, 5:39:53 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stealing that

23/8/2025, 5:35:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@underthesea62.bsky.social Good morning my friend. I hope you have a wonderful weekend

23/8/2025, 5:33:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Proof that The Fat Fuck is taking the US to hell

23/8/2025, 5:31:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The transcript proves either Carte Blanche is the worst trial attorney ever or remains Trump’s personal criminal attorney.

23/8/2025, 5:16:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is ridiculous that Donald Trump has ceded so much power to Laura Loomer—an ignorant bigot who’s constantly spreading conspiracy theories. by Elon Musk

23/8/2025, 1:59:57 PM | 2163 251 | View on Bluesky | view

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Castro Cruz proving again he is Lou Costello to Abbott’s Bud Abbott

23/8/2025, 5:09:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who did this

17/8/2025, 10:33:24 PM | 4101 1421 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump coerces Intel to give the US 10% of its stock to the US. Who knew that MAGAts and Trumptards were socialists.

23/8/2025, 5:04:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you misspell “dumb”?

23/8/2025, 4:36:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess it will be okay for the rest of us to stop there

22/8/2025, 6:28:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In order for a Delaware cooperation operate in NY, it must have authority as a foreign corporation. So no corp can have Trump as an executive to operate in NY

22/8/2025, 1:14:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not familiar with the statute except for the reports from trial because I was not admitted in NYC. IMHO the important part was that the finding of fraud by Trump was upheld. He is barred for 7 years from being an executive in NY

21/8/2025, 11:13:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@luckyshitt.bsky.social Short version of the decision. Trump and others found liable for fraud - UPHELD. Trump and family barred from holding executive positions in NY - UPHELD. Injunction relief against Trump and family members - UPHELD. Money judgment REVERSED AS EXCESSIVE Headlines suck

21/8/2025, 7:04:05 PM | 16 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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@nicholehiltz.bsky.social Short version of the decision. Trump and others found liable for fraud - UPHELD. Trump and family barred from holding executive positions in NY - UPHELD. Injunction relief against Trump and family members - UPHELD. Money judgment REVERSED AS EXCESSIVE Headline writers 🖕

21/8/2025, 7:03:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Suckass headline Short version of the decision. Trump and others found liable for fraud - UPHELD. Trump and family barred from holding executive positions in NY - UPHELD. Injunction relief against Trump and family members - UPHELD. Money judgment REVERSED AS EXCESSIVE

21/8/2025, 6:59:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wrong headline

21/8/2025, 6:58:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view