Jedi Mind Tricker (@jedimindtricker.bsky.social)
Happy Labor Day, my friends
Jersey Guy; retired lawyer; Golden Domer; former prosecutor; Rebel scum; American vermin; woke; kicking leukemia’s butt; ex-pat from the Musk Rat’s hellscape; son of a fighter against Nazis. Did he stroke out yet?
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Happy Labor Day, my friends
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White House staff is now putting all couches in storage
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Notre Dame Football tonight. Resting up to watch the game against The Convicts🍀🍀🍀🍀
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Death Panels will soon be here. Way to go Fat Fuck
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Hoping The Fat Fuck gets all his medical advice from The Stupid Fuck, the new head of the CDC and Drunk Congressman
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Bum purse
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Wild and cray cray
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Republicans make sure children are born but don’t give a shit if those children make to puberty much less high school graduation. The Pro Kill the Kids Party
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Who moi?
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@thetrueshelby.bsky.social Who will ask the Pajama Governor?
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😂😂😂😂😂
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After Minneapolis, prayers are no longer required by Dump and the NRA. Those kids were actually praying.
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Nothing like the Family Party trying gouge out a spouse’s eyes. Boomer Sooner l.smartnews.com/p-66pmTCGA/C...
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Nothing like a plan to kill Americans
Kirsten Grady (@mrskgrady.bsky.social) reposted
RFK Jr. claims caused the Minneapolis school shooting. Vance echoed it. But science says otherwise: only 4% of shooters took antidepressants vs 11.4% of Americans. No data links SSRIs to violence. Guns do. Not meds. Let’s stop this blame‑shift. www.nbcnews.com/poli... #WTFFriday #FactsNotFear
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Oops my bad. Laura Loomer probably would but she fucks everyone
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But no woman would ever fuck him.
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More proof that the Cary Fucker aka Puppy Killer has not read the Comstitution
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Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
A couple of months ago, the Navy dishonored civil rights hero Harvey Milk by removing his name from a ship. Now, the Air Force is dishonoring itself by celebrating a domestic terrorist called Ashli Babbitt.
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
If Ashli Babbitt's parents really wanted to avenge her death they would, instead of pitifully whitewashing her legacy, be suing Fox News for filling their child's gullible head with dangerous nonsense that directly led to her death.
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I may need to put a collage together of all Republican Congress members hiding out from being attacked by Babbitt
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Fuck the Puppy Killer www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
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Puppy Killer can get fucked by Corey Lewandowski www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
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No more need for thoughts and prayers. The kids murdered and wounded yesterday were praying when shot. Fuck the NRA
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Why Americans would believe a worm brained, formed heroin addict rather than trained scientists shows this administration and it’s supporters are morons
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Bwahahahaha
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Turns out that a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich but not a thrown tuna fish sandwich 😎😎😎😎😎
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All the couches in the White House and Blair Couch have been removed for a thorough cleaning. Who said the VP has not been a busy couch fucker
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Victim or perpetrator?🥸🥸🥸
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@erincandy.bsky.social
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Or
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@nicholehiltz.bsky.social It is still true that a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich but did not indict the guy who threw a tuna fish sandwich.
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@johnfeal9117.bsky.social It may be true that a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich, it is also true that the guy who threw a tuna fish sandwich was not indicted.
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Citizens can’t be convicted of executive orders. He’s a fucking moron
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DC does not have a death penalty statute. All homicide cases would have to fit under the federal statute. What a fucking moron he is
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America has gone from Jackie O to the Slovakian ho
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The stupidity of America
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If you couldn’t figure this shit out before, you need to now
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Borrowed from Gordon Wark:
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Wait until Trumptards hear that Cracker Barrel USA changing its menus from carbs and fats to healthy food.
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Good morning my friend
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@nicholehiltz.bsky.social Newest version of Weekend at Bernie’s
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😎😎😎😎
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Wait until the cost of Depends rises because of Trump Tax aka tariffs
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I see blocked. Should we sue his ass for blocking you?👨💼👨💼👨💼👨💼👨💼
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@corrina.sheshed.rocks Good morning my friend. Enjoy your week
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Grandkids start school a week after Labor Day. Can’t wait for quiet mornings - well quiet after the school bus arrives
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Wait until Cracker Barrel decides to change its menu from carbs and fats to healthy food
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@0to420.bsky.social Enjoy this week my friend
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@johnfeal9117.bsky.social Have a great week my friend
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@bluecanadianhere.bsky.social Good Monday morning my friend
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@heidiho521.bsky.social Good Monday morning my friend
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@nerdynurse.bsky.social Have a wonderful week my friend
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@mariablack.bsky.social Good Monday morning my friend. Have a great week
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@nicholehiltz.bsky.social Good Monday morning my dear
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@friendscallmep.bsky.social Good Monday morning my friend
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It almost seems like Newsome is doing a Trump parody
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Is that a Newsome parody? Nah. The Fat Fuck has no understanding of parody
Trixie 🌸🇨🇦 (@trixie57.bsky.social) reposted
🤭
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Hope so but I hope more that he spends his remaining days in agony
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I hope there is a way around the standing issue. I’m sure you considered that
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🤪🤪🤪
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The transcript proves Carte Blanche is either the worst trial attorney ever or remains The Fat Fuck’s personal criminal attorney
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Stealing that
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@underthesea62.bsky.social Good morning my friend. I hope you have a wonderful weekend
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Proof that The Fat Fuck is taking the US to hell
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The transcript proves either Carte Blanche is the worst trial attorney ever or remains Trump’s personal criminal attorney.
NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted
It is ridiculous that Donald Trump has ceded so much power to Laura Loomer—an ignorant bigot who’s constantly spreading conspiracy theories. by Elon Musk
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Castro Cruz proving again he is Lou Costello to Abbott’s Bud Abbott
Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) reposted
Who did this
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Trump coerces Intel to give the US 10% of its stock to the US. Who knew that MAGAts and Trumptards were socialists.
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Did you misspell “dumb”?
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I guess it will be okay for the rest of us to stop there
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In order for a Delaware cooperation operate in NY, it must have authority as a foreign corporation. So no corp can have Trump as an executive to operate in NY
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Not familiar with the statute except for the reports from trial because I was not admitted in NYC. IMHO the important part was that the finding of fraud by Trump was upheld. He is barred for 7 years from being an executive in NY
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@luckyshitt.bsky.social Short version of the decision. Trump and others found liable for fraud - UPHELD. Trump and family barred from holding executive positions in NY - UPHELD. Injunction relief against Trump and family members - UPHELD. Money judgment REVERSED AS EXCESSIVE Headlines suck
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@nicholehiltz.bsky.social Short version of the decision. Trump and others found liable for fraud - UPHELD. Trump and family barred from holding executive positions in NY - UPHELD. Injunction relief against Trump and family members - UPHELD. Money judgment REVERSED AS EXCESSIVE Headline writers 🖕
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Suckass headline Short version of the decision. Trump and others found liable for fraud - UPHELD. Trump and family barred from holding executive positions in NY - UPHELD. Injunction relief against Trump and family members - UPHELD. Money judgment REVERSED AS EXCESSIVE
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Wrong headline