Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you mean Cohn tactics? The Coens are great filmmakers, “Fargo”, “Raising Arizona.” Roy Cohn is likely who you mean.
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Do you mean Cohn tactics? The Coens are great filmmakers, “Fargo”, “Raising Arizona.” Roy Cohn is likely who you mean.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
What if we all chipped in and bought you a shiny, new car? What is your favorite color?
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
m.youtube.com/watch?v=-nkc...
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
FFS! Their “Lord and Savior”, Jesus of Nazareth was The Original Liberal. Morons, all of them.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
How are you feeling, today?
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you referring to the same Supreme Court that wrote in “Presidential Immunity” to the United States Constitution with a Sharpie marker?
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
You mean like France did when they saw what our Extreme Court did?
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Those of us who are Not insane knew what the consequences would be.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
They already ignore the Constitution. No reason they can’t ignore the PCA.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
NOoooooo. Charge $10 to piss on the grave and we will be able to pay off the TRILLIONS he added to the National Debt.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
I am VERY sorry to hear that. I understand. I will be thinking good thoughts about you and now, you have The Force on your side, so you Will get through this. I Love art. I Love yours, especially
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
He still might if the brain worm 🐛 gets hungry enough
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Yikes! That picture is Intense. Beautiful work, again.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that sort of like following “the convention of birth control”, but just winging it? 🤪
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
I was corrected myself by a University professor, not an elementary school teacher. Is the person you quote a Japanese person who is a literature expert?
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
The Georgia Sheriff when the Fat Orange Turd was being fingerprinted, photographed and booked from crimes he committed in the state.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump has never Resolved a conflict. He Constantly Creates conflicts. He has created more conflict than Joseph McCarthy, Roy Cohn and Richard Nixon, combined.
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Fifty-one of the 85 Federalist papers were written by a guy born in Nevis.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
I love your work, but that is not a Haiku. You have 6, 3, 4 syllables. A Haiku has 5, 7, 5 syllables.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Hush Puppies. (The restaurant projectiles, not the footwear)
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
The Underground Railroad
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Mom! What’s for dinner? Oh…
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Hannahmermaid.com, 2025
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted
If God knows everything then he already knows my schedule and that I’m not showing up Sunday morning.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Nosferatu is So Perfect!
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social)
Lots of people have been asking, so here is the correct way to fly the American flag these days: Hang it upside down because democracy is in distress, and fly it at half mast because those of us who are sane are mourning the death of the United States of America as the Convicted Felons take over.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
I am Very Happy you got yours. Truly. I was just thinking it is an interesting movie because as a father, Denzel’s character refused to accept “No” and got his son the heart he needed. But, you know best. Have a lovely weekend.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we put his putrid body in a prison cell when he dies so Earth can get some satisfaction? Asking for 8 Billion close, personal friends…
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Is one of your favorite movies, “John Q”, starring Denzel Washington?
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t worry, Aislinn, Still an atheist. 😃
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Ouch!
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG! You are The BEST!!! ❤️
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Conservative men are very, very dumb. The World is not the way they wish it was. They are bigots, but after 2000 years, how is it they never realized their Savior, Jesus of Nazareth (which is in Palestine) was gay? He spent his adult life with 12 apostles every day. How many of the 12 were women?
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus Fucking Christ of Nazareth, Palestine.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for sharing this. It lightens the oppressive mood over here in Trumpistan.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
What telescope are you using?
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Congratulations on your Heartaversary. I hope you have many, many more. Best wishes.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Alright, WHO forgot to flush the toilet when they were finished?
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that the famous Andy Warhol “Creampuff” print? Gotta be worth Millions by now. THAT will pay for your coffee shop if you put it on eBay.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Republicans are the most despicable people in the UNIVERSE.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
You meant to write, Aislinn Fashion(TM), did you not?
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
F*cking BRILLIANT response!
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
I could not agree more with your (1). (2) Is also an admirable life goal. I Wish it comes true. I would pray on it, but you already know how I feel about that nonsense. Have a great evening!
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Order of Fun/Difficulty: 1) Helicopters 2) Ducati Motorcycles 3) Fixed Wing Aircraft 4) Automobiles (For future reference)
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
He is a Sociopath. He is Incapable of growing up. He is Incapable of changing. He is severely Mentally Ill. He always has been.
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.” REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA: “It’s video games.” WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.” WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
You could join the Irish military and become a helicopter 🚁 pilot. When you get out, you get your commercial license and fly an Air Ambulance. That way, you are doing what you Love, Saving Lives every day, and when you die, the Bouncer at Club Heaven, St Peter, just waves you in. (still an atheist)
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
When I was in high school, I thought I wanted to be an airline pilot so I applied to the Air Force Academy. But, I realized, I didn’t really enjoy being screamed at and told what to do by my Step Monster. He was a Hard Citizen. So I cancelled that plan and paid for flight school on my own at 19.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Never is a long ways away, if you are really only 26. Take one flight lesson. That isn’t so expensive. I started flying when I was 19. Learning to fly an airplane is easier than driving a car. There are no trees or pedestrians to hit up there. m.youtube.com/results?sp=m...
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Nnnnnice! Right between the eyes! Nice shooting, Feisty.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Why can't you answer the question, Where did Jesus emigrate from? If he was an immigrant, by definition of the word, he had to emigrate from another country. I am not trying "win" anything. I am disagreeing with your falsehood. If you think it is in the bible, quote the chapter and verse, genius.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Now, it is very well known how ignorant you are. Thank you for your public service.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
I had MEMORIZED the bible by the time I graduated from 8th grade, dumbass. I won a religious scholarship. It is NOWHERE in the bible. The parents of Jesus of Nazareth left home in that town and traveled to Bethlehem to be counted in a Roman census. That is how we know they existed. NOT immigrants!
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Really? You are sure about that?WHERE in the bible does it say Jesus was an immigrant, and WHERE did he emigrate FROM? Hint: The Romans, who controlled Palestine at the time of the birth of Jesus of Nazareth (<— another Hint) kept very detailed census records.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Free Idea 2.0: an app that makes the politician’s phone explode, because, what the hell did a wall every do to anyone?
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
What makes you say Christ was an immigrant?
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
WoW! Brilliant!!!
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, how do you KNOW atheists don’t have souls? What if the atheists have all the souls and the religious idiots are soulless? Doesn’t that make more sense? The Crusades were not fought by atheists, don’t you know? Nor, were The Troubles.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Ever noticed how much Miller resembles a horrible looking insect? What if a bunch of true patriots had a giant magnifying glass 🔍 and some bright, sunny day, followed him on his way to lunch?
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Which is why it was a rhetorical question, Colleen. 🤪
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
From one atheist to another, yes, I am.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
What is the life expectancy for a creature born without a soul?
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Irish bus drivers think bows and arrows are very Chic. I promise. 😛
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Nonsense. Just wait until you turn 42 and start your third era of hotness.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Nicely done, Sir.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
My 90 year old mother had refused to vote for her entire life. She Hates Trump so much, I was able to convince her to vote for Kamala.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you feeling better, yet?🤞
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
It is very simple. They are Stupid and/or Mentally Ill. Intelligent, Sane people KNOW he does not belong in the White House.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought you might say hillbillies don’t have shoelaces, but OK.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Jasmine Crockett @jasmineforus is a National Treasure.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Not his mommy?
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Who ties Dean Cain’s shoes every morning?
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
If girls everywhere would just abstain from having sex with Republicans, we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Derpy for Governor of the 51st State!
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Please remind Derp I want my tennis ball back. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
We have missed you. Please feel better, soon
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
🤗
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Where to begin? Mental illness Insecurities Meanness Hate Stupidity Jealousy Born in a Barn with the other farm animals… Their cruelty has Nothing to do with you. Just ignore it, block them and forget about it. Their cruelty is exclusively Their problem. Do not accept it.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
He thinks he is Steven Seagal.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
“Outside of that, Mrs Lincoln, how was the show?”
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
I hear it is much improved over the last 171 years. Look what it has done for Merida's complexion and hair.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
A recent study by anthropologists determined the Scots came from Ireland. Same people. The Scots probably got deported because nobody could understand their mangled Gaelic. (my ancestors left Scotland in 1854 for San Francisco because the weather sucked and the food was even worse)
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
And, getting help from corrupt, traitorous judges.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
NOBODY needs that word. Ever.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Swallowed the Entire bottle of Sarcasm Pills(TM) this time, did you?
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
I CAN’T believe you were trying to leave us! After all the likes we gave to you? Colleen!
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it because the Nobel Committee is busy awarding Barack Obama a second prize to cause the Felon in Chief to stroke out?
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, Nice! Thanks for the explanation.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Smocky eye? As in, Smashed while playing Hockey?
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
So much delusion along with all that winning
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely True, but wouldn’t it be fun to witness the conversation at the gate?🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
And she was mean right back. She knew I was joking. Aislinn recently moved to Ireland, hence that particular joke. Aislinn is very, very sharp but also empathetic and kind.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Literally, LOL. Thanks, I needed that.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
You spelled barf wrong.
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, I absolutely knew he is this stupid. Where have you been? Hanging upside down kissing some rock? 🤪
Jeffrey Whitsett (@jeffreywhitsett.bsky.social) reply parent
You are well on your way to being a professional poet, I see. Good job!