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Jelly Miser

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Just trying to have a positive internet experience.

created August 23, 2023

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Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Can I get $5 on that too?

1/9/2025, 11:38:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel bad ...I feel bad Trump might not die in a prison cell, but dead all the same is good.

31/8/2025, 3:33:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 3:28:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh no, they'll be reaching across the aisle, looking for more ways to compromise to fascists.

30/8/2025, 6:41:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope he dies. I know we all do, but I really, really hoper he dies.

30/8/2025, 3:45:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Just Like Heaven.

30/8/2025, 1:59:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Welcome to the Jungle! Welcome to the Jungle!"

30/8/2025, 1:54:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Frankenstein one could use a bit of clarity...

30/8/2025, 1:10:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

But they made this guy; Trump is like the three year old who was allowed to play with the transmission while mom left the car running. He's a simp who's out of his gourd with syphilitic dementia. He is their Sin Eater, the one that absolves their hate by legalizing it in exchange for absolution.

29/8/2025, 7:10:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those kids don't even own yachts, why should they get any help? If you have to ask how much it cost to stay alive, you just can't afford it, baby.

29/8/2025, 6:55:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Painfully and publicly.

29/8/2025, 3:25:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm going to be honest; this is brilliant. Mentioning Seth Meyers in his "troofs" while Seth is away on vacation and can't respond until he comes back...that has to be torture.

28/8/2025, 9:16:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social)

I made a Meme. I steal so many of them, when I make one, I feel I should say something. Not that I care if people steal it. All Memes are theft.

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28/8/2025, 4:33:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social)

Trump said he "wants to get into Heaven". I don't know if Heaven and Hell are real, but if they are and Trump isn't going to Hell, no one is going to Hell.

27/8/2025, 11:39:12 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social)

Someone out there needs to hear this...

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26/8/2025, 9:54:42 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social)

Everyone calm down. Yes, it's true: Taylor DID ask, but I haven't said yes just yet.

26/8/2025, 9:25:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait! You smoke it, too? I thought you were just an adventurous gardener...My illusions are shattered.

26/8/2025, 2:27:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The money they were raising was to keep lawyers on retainer because they thought they would win the vote but Trump would contest. When it was announced that Trump won, they just pocketed the extra cash for 'next time'...when they hit us up again in ;the most important election of our time...'

26/8/2025, 2:22:43 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I TRULY believe that the Democrats lost that election for one reason; incessant fundraising. If at any point they slowed their daily cash demands, they might have been seen by people as more than panhandlers. The DNC now has a billion and a half dollar war chest, and we have Trump.

26/8/2025, 11:31:08 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Snoop Dogg glorified pimps. Why is he relevant? Because he can rap? I don't like that kind of music, so Snoop Dogg has always just been some Hollywood sellout asshole to me. Fuck that guy.

26/8/2025, 1:44:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social)

#Epstein

25/8/2025, 9:56:30 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd be so sad if he died. Wait, no I wouldn't.

25/8/2025, 9:40:16 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

I honestly think "queer" shouldn't even refer to sexuality. I love that word, I happen to be a queer type of fellow, despite being Demisexual and married to a woman. It describes me quite well, if not for the homosexual connection. But hey, words become what people use them for.

25/8/2025, 6:03:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 11:19:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Her name should be Frankie, for Frankenstein

24/8/2025, 11:16:38 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, kids say the exact same thing about adults. We aren't the same; kids and adults are very different animals.

24/8/2025, 8:47:28 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

FTFY

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24/8/2025, 1:17:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Well at least we burned millions of dollars on a building that no one will use for anything, because concentration camps in the swamp don''t convert to condos very easily.

24/8/2025, 1:08:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Classic episode!

23/8/2025, 10:10:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social)

#epstein #epsteinlist

23/8/2025, 6:44:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm really starting to not like the Future very much. Can't go backwards, gotta try to get to the better Future.

23/8/2025, 6:40:03 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Long term damage is relative if we take the opportunity to rebuild, once Trump's little Empire Cult comes crashing down on America. Change is hard, but Trump isn't the end of us. Just gotta rebuild.

23/8/2025, 2:10:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BlueCrew community 💙💙 (@libertyovergov.bsky.social) reposted

Just a reminder: Ask about the Epstein list. Every. Single. Day. ‼️ #BlueCrew #BlueCircleFamily🌈🦋 #BluePetPatrol💙🐾 #ProudBlue #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #trumpLiesMatter #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

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23/8/2025, 2:01:56 AM | 190 65 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopefully none of us here have a record of ever speaking ill of the President...

23/8/2025, 2:03:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

At least they look 90 because they've lived for decades, not because they sold their soul to the Dark Side and look like the crypt keeper by 39.

22/8/2025, 12:37:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Knowing about grass is important?

22/8/2025, 1:42:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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she's lovely. You should be proud.

22/8/2025, 1:38:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social)

#epstein

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21/8/2025, 11:38:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social)

It is much easier to get through Life being patient with other people, treating them with respect, and perceiving them with kindness instead of malice. Trust me. It is SO much easier.

21/8/2025, 10:42:35 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Let the Ungifted have their fun, friend.

21/8/2025, 1:54:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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apnews.com/article/fran...

21/8/2025, 12:23:27 AM | 68 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Look at that Liberal Sassmouth!

20/8/2025, 10:08:51 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

We know who they swore that oath to.

20/8/2025, 3:54:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

They take God's name is vain when they dismiss the Humanity of others; when they peddle hate and call it God's Will. That is their biggest sin, twisting God's word to make some love their fellow man less.

20/8/2025, 12:40:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social)

Keep the Epstein outrage alive. We could really bond with people if we joined in helping to hold Clinton accountable...#epstein

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20/8/2025, 12:31:23 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

This is how you turn a generation of kids PERMANENTLY against the Christian Church. Hating Jesus will be a mark of rebellion, a statement of independence from fascism. Hopefully, the church will collapse completely. It is an evil organization.

19/8/2025, 2:33:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

The authors of this piece heard that Elon Musk was being called "the most hated person", and they say to themselves, "why not me?"

18/8/2025, 12:59:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Eric just went on FOX and explained that when you get two, three, thirty four felonies against major owners of your company, banks give you a hard time. Golf courses gotta get built somehow. Investment, bribe...what's the difference?

18/8/2025, 1:18:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dan...Rather have another President than this bozo! Waka waka! Thank you. Thank you.

18/8/2025, 12:49:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Been here 52 years; things really have changed in the past decade.

17/8/2025, 11:41:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guaranteed Soul and Conscience free since 2013!

17/8/2025, 11:23:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rice be like...

17/8/2025, 2:44:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

It's that the governments of both countries share a deep love and devotion to Money and Power. Hate is deep within the ruling class of every Nation, and these two viper's nests are no exceptions.

17/8/2025, 2:42:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social)

lol...POO.

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17/8/2025, 2:21:10 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

Cream cheese improves literally everything. Supercomputer...or supercomputer with cream cheese? Purpose and meaning in life....or purpose and meaning in life with cream cheese? See? Literally everything is better.

16/8/2025, 10:39:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or not firing ANYONE over Signalgate.

16/8/2025, 1:56:54 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social)

Never forget those three words...

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16/8/2025, 1:55:58 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's Traitor FELON Pedo Trump.

15/8/2025, 1:20:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm an American. I spent one summer in those fields. It broke me. Granted, I was in my late 40s, but that work, being hunched over all day, digging and picking and pulling all day...that shit is FOR REAL. The idea that those people do that work for the price they are paid is unbelievable.

14/8/2025, 11:21:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Repubicans see their Red States falling apart, torn down by drugs and decay, and they ASSUME that it must be worse in the cities. It's not. Red policies generate crime. It's just that simple.

14/8/2025, 2:07:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Traitors to the flag, every single one of them.

13/8/2025, 9:00:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aunt Nan-SHESs Had ENoUff ov yer bullshit!

12/8/2025, 8:34:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That sandwich guy is the US version of Tank Man. We'll never see him again. youtu.be/cWa7r4B3ihg?...

12/8/2025, 7:32:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@neeratanden.bsky.social

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12/8/2025, 1:09:14 PM | 15481 4654 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 5:26:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and again...

12/8/2025, 5:24:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait! We caught Trump in a LIE?

12/8/2025, 1:28:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Give Trump some time; Alaska will actually BE Russia soon enough, if his Master Putin demands it.

11/8/2025, 10:53:34 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can just eat it dry, you know? You don't need to activate it with liquid or anything.

11/8/2025, 10:51:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With all these aging queens sundowning in Washington, we should change the name of Pennsylvania Ave to Sunset Boulevard

11/8/2025, 10:49:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Books are sometimes written by this guy

11/8/2025, 9:46:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Thank YOU For Your Attention On This Matter." Some crazy shit there.

11/8/2025, 5:10:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

It makes more sense when you realize most doctors don't see a patient, they see a checklist of things they can charge you for. They are bringing up your weight/gender/lifestyle because they then charge you more. People get into medicine to take advantage of the sick. They pretend otherwise.

11/8/2025, 4:44:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1. It fits the narrative of a craftsman creator, forming us perfectly before birth, seeing how "sin free" we wind up in the end. 2. Young women in an unexpected situation are an easy target to manipulate. Just a power rush. 3. No actually 'good' person is anti-abortion. They are bad people.

11/8/2025, 2:24:51 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Once they detached money from an actual value based on a standard, "wealth" simply became a power struggle against the working population.

11/8/2025, 2:10:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

oh yeah, #Epstein #Trumppedo #impeachtrump . Gotta keep the fire burning.

11/8/2025, 2:06:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent

While we're at it, why don't we jail some of those employers of the "Countless Illegals" stealing our jobs: you know, the people literally profiting off of said "illegal" labor?

11/8/2025, 2:04:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Solidarity my friend, from a Kentucky Libtard trying to hold back the horde of Red Hats!

11/8/2025, 1:51:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am curious as to why they dropped two. Perhaps they didn't get a response after the first one, perhaps they wanted to make it apparent that the Allies had several city busting bombs. There is too many unknowns in history to really make a clear judgement. Crazy world we're living in.

11/8/2025, 1:47:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/8/2025, 1:26:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember, in the mid-20th Century, the idea of a society where everyone had a computer in their pocket would have seemed the height of Abundance. Yet here we are. The computers don't seem to be solving all our problems. They are becoming the problem.

11/8/2025, 3:20:29 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm with you. Literally and figuratively.

11/8/2025, 2:51:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What are you talking about? The entire Israeli government is packed with Jewish Nazis.

10/8/2025, 2:12:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Old school Democrats don't get it; their tried and true tactics have lost the zing they once had.

10/8/2025, 3:26:52 AM | 58 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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That Jesus looks a bit too "ethnic" to me; maybe put in some blonde highlights...and that haircut on JC is a bit "progressive", if you follow. We need a cleaner- cut Messiah for a newly clear cut America.

10/8/2025, 3:25:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/8/2025, 3:20:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dunno. His role in Freak'd as the dogfaced boy was pretty epic.

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10/8/2025, 12:58:45 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/8/2025, 7:55:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Getting them all ready for when the weather gets so bad they can't go outside.

8/8/2025, 7:51:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm hoping South Park does a version of him soon. Will they lean heavy on the Nazi thing or the soulless vampire thing?

8/8/2025, 7:16:39 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is only a matter of time before he paints the place gold and puts his name on it. If we don't curb his power now, only God can stop him, and that guy has been SERIOUSLY slacking off his job lately.

8/8/2025, 2:28:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd say what I really think, but I just had a 24hr temp ban here on Bluesky for sharing my opinion about ICE, so I'll just let yinz know, it would be a shame if something terrible happened to those 60 'people'. Just terrible.

8/8/2025, 1:44:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because feeding starving kids in other countries is a way they inject their influence and gain control in those areas. Feeding kids here isn't as beneficial to their administrators, so they don't do that.

7/8/2025, 1:35:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope he does. It would be a lock for Mandani.

7/8/2025, 2:03:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/8/2025, 12:56:10 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/8/2025, 11:32:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The question isn't, "are the rich and powerful abusing young people for sex?" That's not a question. The question should be, "how do we make a world where that can't happen?" It ain't a Capitalist World, that's for sure. A Christian World? If Christians actually listened to Jesus; then maybe.

6/8/2025, 7:09:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The great thinkers of Generation AI

6/8/2025, 2:18:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's like hope-lash when you realize it is fake. Man I wish that guy would move on to the next life.

5/8/2025, 8:32:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or, "...can you believe how disrespectful the Help has been getting lately? 6 Tips on Dealing With Uppity Servants!"

4/8/2025, 8:25:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view