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Can I get $5 on that too?
Just trying to have a positive internet experience.
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Can I get $5 on that too?
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I feel bad ...I feel bad Trump might not die in a prison cell, but dead all the same is good.
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Oh no, they'll be reaching across the aisle, looking for more ways to compromise to fascists.
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I hope he dies. I know we all do, but I really, really hoper he dies.
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Just Like Heaven.
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"Welcome to the Jungle! Welcome to the Jungle!"
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The Frankenstein one could use a bit of clarity...
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But they made this guy; Trump is like the three year old who was allowed to play with the transmission while mom left the car running. He's a simp who's out of his gourd with syphilitic dementia. He is their Sin Eater, the one that absolves their hate by legalizing it in exchange for absolution.
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Those kids don't even own yachts, why should they get any help? If you have to ask how much it cost to stay alive, you just can't afford it, baby.
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Painfully and publicly.
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I'm going to be honest; this is brilliant. Mentioning Seth Meyers in his "troofs" while Seth is away on vacation and can't respond until he comes back...that has to be torture.
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I made a Meme. I steal so many of them, when I make one, I feel I should say something. Not that I care if people steal it. All Memes are theft.
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Trump said he "wants to get into Heaven". I don't know if Heaven and Hell are real, but if they are and Trump isn't going to Hell, no one is going to Hell.
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Everyone calm down. Yes, it's true: Taylor DID ask, but I haven't said yes just yet.
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Wait! You smoke it, too? I thought you were just an adventurous gardener...My illusions are shattered.
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The money they were raising was to keep lawyers on retainer because they thought they would win the vote but Trump would contest. When it was announced that Trump won, they just pocketed the extra cash for 'next time'...when they hit us up again in ;the most important election of our time...'
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I TRULY believe that the Democrats lost that election for one reason; incessant fundraising. If at any point they slowed their daily cash demands, they might have been seen by people as more than panhandlers. The DNC now has a billion and a half dollar war chest, and we have Trump.
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Snoop Dogg glorified pimps. Why is he relevant? Because he can rap? I don't like that kind of music, so Snoop Dogg has always just been some Hollywood sellout asshole to me. Fuck that guy.
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#Epstein
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I'd be so sad if he died. Wait, no I wouldn't.
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I honestly think "queer" shouldn't even refer to sexuality. I love that word, I happen to be a queer type of fellow, despite being Demisexual and married to a woman. It describes me quite well, if not for the homosexual connection. But hey, words become what people use them for.
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Her name should be Frankie, for Frankenstein
Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, kids say the exact same thing about adults. We aren't the same; kids and adults are very different animals.
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Well at least we burned millions of dollars on a building that no one will use for anything, because concentration camps in the swamp don''t convert to condos very easily.
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Classic episode!
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#epstein #epsteinlist
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I'm really starting to not like the Future very much. Can't go backwards, gotta try to get to the better Future.
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Long term damage is relative if we take the opportunity to rebuild, once Trump's little Empire Cult comes crashing down on America. Change is hard, but Trump isn't the end of us. Just gotta rebuild.
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Hopefully none of us here have a record of ever speaking ill of the President...
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At least they look 90 because they've lived for decades, not because they sold their soul to the Dark Side and look like the crypt keeper by 39.
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Knowing about grass is important?
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she's lovely. You should be proud.
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It is much easier to get through Life being patient with other people, treating them with respect, and perceiving them with kindness instead of malice. Trust me. It is SO much easier.
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Let the Ungifted have their fun, friend.
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apnews.com/article/fran...
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Look at that Liberal Sassmouth!
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We know who they swore that oath to.
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They take God's name is vain when they dismiss the Humanity of others; when they peddle hate and call it God's Will. That is their biggest sin, twisting God's word to make some love their fellow man less.
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Keep the Epstein outrage alive. We could really bond with people if we joined in helping to hold Clinton accountable...#epstein
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This is how you turn a generation of kids PERMANENTLY against the Christian Church. Hating Jesus will be a mark of rebellion, a statement of independence from fascism. Hopefully, the church will collapse completely. It is an evil organization.
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The authors of this piece heard that Elon Musk was being called "the most hated person", and they say to themselves, "why not me?"
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Eric just went on FOX and explained that when you get two, three, thirty four felonies against major owners of your company, banks give you a hard time. Golf courses gotta get built somehow. Investment, bribe...what's the difference?
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Dan...Rather have another President than this bozo! Waka waka! Thank you. Thank you.
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Been here 52 years; things really have changed in the past decade.
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Guaranteed Soul and Conscience free since 2013!
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Rice be like...
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It's that the governments of both countries share a deep love and devotion to Money and Power. Hate is deep within the ruling class of every Nation, and these two viper's nests are no exceptions.
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Cream cheese improves literally everything. Supercomputer...or supercomputer with cream cheese? Purpose and meaning in life....or purpose and meaning in life with cream cheese? See? Literally everything is better.
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Or not firing ANYONE over Signalgate.
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That's Traitor FELON Pedo Trump.
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I'm an American. I spent one summer in those fields. It broke me. Granted, I was in my late 40s, but that work, being hunched over all day, digging and picking and pulling all day...that shit is FOR REAL. The idea that those people do that work for the price they are paid is unbelievable.
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Repubicans see their Red States falling apart, torn down by drugs and decay, and they ASSUME that it must be worse in the cities. It's not. Red policies generate crime. It's just that simple.
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Traitors to the flag, every single one of them.
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Aunt Nan-SHESs Had ENoUff ov yer bullshit!
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That sandwich guy is the US version of Tank Man. We'll never see him again. youtu.be/cWa7r4B3ihg?...
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and again...
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Wait! We caught Trump in a LIE?
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Give Trump some time; Alaska will actually BE Russia soon enough, if his Master Putin demands it.
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You can just eat it dry, you know? You don't need to activate it with liquid or anything.
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With all these aging queens sundowning in Washington, we should change the name of Pennsylvania Ave to Sunset Boulevard
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Books are sometimes written by this guy
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"Thank YOU For Your Attention On This Matter." Some crazy shit there.
Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent
It makes more sense when you realize most doctors don't see a patient, they see a checklist of things they can charge you for. They are bringing up your weight/gender/lifestyle because they then charge you more. People get into medicine to take advantage of the sick. They pretend otherwise.
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1. It fits the narrative of a craftsman creator, forming us perfectly before birth, seeing how "sin free" we wind up in the end. 2. Young women in an unexpected situation are an easy target to manipulate. Just a power rush. 3. No actually 'good' person is anti-abortion. They are bad people.
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Once they detached money from an actual value based on a standard, "wealth" simply became a power struggle against the working population.
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oh yeah, #Epstein #Trumppedo #impeachtrump . Gotta keep the fire burning.
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While we're at it, why don't we jail some of those employers of the "Countless Illegals" stealing our jobs: you know, the people literally profiting off of said "illegal" labor?
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Solidarity my friend, from a Kentucky Libtard trying to hold back the horde of Red Hats!
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I am curious as to why they dropped two. Perhaps they didn't get a response after the first one, perhaps they wanted to make it apparent that the Allies had several city busting bombs. There is too many unknowns in history to really make a clear judgement. Crazy world we're living in.
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Remember, in the mid-20th Century, the idea of a society where everyone had a computer in their pocket would have seemed the height of Abundance. Yet here we are. The computers don't seem to be solving all our problems. They are becoming the problem.
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I'm with you. Literally and figuratively.
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What are you talking about? The entire Israeli government is packed with Jewish Nazis.
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Old school Democrats don't get it; their tried and true tactics have lost the zing they once had.
Jelly Miser (@jellymiser.bsky.social) reply parent
That Jesus looks a bit too "ethnic" to me; maybe put in some blonde highlights...and that haircut on JC is a bit "progressive", if you follow. We need a cleaner- cut Messiah for a newly clear cut America.
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I dunno. His role in Freak'd as the dogfaced boy was pretty epic.
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Getting them all ready for when the weather gets so bad they can't go outside.
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I'm hoping South Park does a version of him soon. Will they lean heavy on the Nazi thing or the soulless vampire thing?
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It is only a matter of time before he paints the place gold and puts his name on it. If we don't curb his power now, only God can stop him, and that guy has been SERIOUSLY slacking off his job lately.
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I'd say what I really think, but I just had a 24hr temp ban here on Bluesky for sharing my opinion about ICE, so I'll just let yinz know, it would be a shame if something terrible happened to those 60 'people'. Just terrible.
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Because feeding starving kids in other countries is a way they inject their influence and gain control in those areas. Feeding kids here isn't as beneficial to their administrators, so they don't do that.
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I hope he does. It would be a lock for Mandani.
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The question isn't, "are the rich and powerful abusing young people for sex?" That's not a question. The question should be, "how do we make a world where that can't happen?" It ain't a Capitalist World, that's for sure. A Christian World? If Christians actually listened to Jesus; then maybe.
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The great thinkers of Generation AI
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it's like hope-lash when you realize it is fake. Man I wish that guy would move on to the next life.
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Or, "...can you believe how disrespectful the Help has been getting lately? 6 Tips on Dealing With Uppity Servants!"