Jemappelleamie
@jemappelleamie.bsky.social
Reformed performer. Arts journalist/ Creative Writer. Generally artsy fartsy.
created December 20, 2023
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Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
I assume not one of the New Leni Riefenstahls challenged Mussolooney. Questioned moving his made up military branch because of how a state votes? Demented mobsters gonna mobster. Complicit "journalists" gonna complicit.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
When someone interrupts me while I'm reading.
Jay Troyer (@gr8flbluejay.bsky.social) reposted
Romare Bearden, American (1911-1988), Factory Workers, 1942, gouache and casein on brown kraft paper mounted on board, 94.93 x 73.03 cm, Minneapolis Institute of Art, Minnesota, USA
alexis simpson (@amutepiggy.bsky.social) reposted
how do i explain to my kids two women being married?? how explain sun go away at night but come back next day? how explain magic rectangle show people talk??? HOW
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
He wouldn't resign. If he actually is able to do anything Tues, it'll probably be an announcement of invading Chicago or something to pre-empt the Wed press conference.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the webcam pointed at the White House frequently offline?
Vulture (@vulture.com) reposted
Graham Greene, First Nations actor, died at the age of 73. The Oscar-nominated actor starred in Dances with Wolves, Reservation Dogs, and more.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
BTW The maga & apoliticals who never know what's happening will be so shocked when it does occur.
KAMALA NATION (@kamalanation.bsky.social) reposted
Hillary got pneumonia and MSNBC Kornacki literally had a timeline like deathbed watch. The felon always had a kids glove treatment.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought he was "in Virginia."
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny so many of us can imitate him, but the creeps always around him can't.
Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted
👇👇
Dr. Lucky Tran (@luckytran.com) reposted
New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
What day does Stephen Colbert come back after his current vacay.
Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) reposted
film flubs: in the movie spartacus (1960), several different characters identify themselves as spartacus. this scene was mistakenly left in the final cut of the film
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
Armed gardeners 😆 (I laugh to not scream)
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
[Alt text: TV feed of a lighted but empty Court 7 at the Billie King Tennis Center, NY.]
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
At night, #ESPN has a channel with a deserted court. Sports equivalent of a ghostlight? #tennis #usopen #theatre
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
I was thinking how they let pootie in the fricking limo. 🤮 Opportunity. But unless Vlad has as much control of Vance, Miller, etc., he'll try to squeeze a little more chaos out of Mussolooney.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
It's almost always a man being obnoxious in a crowd. #USOpen
Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Judge Sooknanan: As I said at the start of this hearing, I got a call at 2:36 am [last night] because the government chose the wee hours of the morning on the Sunday of Labor Day weekend to execute a plan to move these children. That's why we're here.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
Felix 🇨🇦 2nd set 📣🥂 #usopen
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
Block rich dorks wandering down to lower seats mid game #usopen
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
Where's my tennis folks rooting FOR Felix and AGAINST the other one? #USOpen
Daniel Carlson (@danielwcarlson.bsky.social) reposted
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. And he and one of the faux-Melanias are married.
Neglected Books (@neglectedbooks.com) reposted
Folks, what's keeping you from starting a fine family tradition tonight?
David Bax (@daveypretension.bsky.social) reposted
Today was the day BlueSky finally became Twitter
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
His last words were, "I wish I'd spent more time desecrating the Office."
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
This Dear Leader cabinet crap happened during Regime 1.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, there have been some uncomfortable moments that had me thinking about this. I used to be an avid figure skating fan, and same thing - really young kids being exposed to high pressure sports.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyway, great to see the crowd support for TT. As she said, it's about more than her,too. #USOpen
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
Taylor Townsend. That's the tweet. If I were still on Twitter.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
And zero on the calendar til Tuesday. Whereas normal, real pretzeldents would be seen somewhere in 5 days, even holidays.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
You beat this Boomer - who actually did that - to the joke
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
Sablenka-Fernandez match
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
(Done in the middle of a set, too.)
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
Took me a minute to figure out *which* nepo. I'm too busy being cynical about public marriage proposals
Buzz Andersen (@andersen.buzz) reposted
Our dog is doing physical therapy, and the photos they’re sending us make him look like a Far Side character.
TW (@twesq.bsky.social) reposted
Not mentioned in this article about how retail CEOs are optimistic consumers won’t object to the price increases is that Kroger is closing 60 stores in the next year and a half and just laid off almost 1000 corporate employees this week.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
She looks so happy in that photo. Has to be in Europe, far away from the US.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
Well, the monster's regime canceled Kamala Harris' Secret Service protection.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
I already like FAA a lot. All the more reason to root for him this match.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
I wasn't aware of this. Meanwhile tennis still treats the male domestic abuser like a star.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
Don't diss that Margot Robbie time travel movie, because I'll see it. (Eventually.) [This is another #USOpen commercials post.]
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
Shout out to the sunscreen company that got ginger Sinner for its ad. (From a "what's the highest SPF number you've got" lady) #USOpen
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
Looking for alternatives to this painful women's match, and even after paying ESPN a big wad of cash, I cant get FAA on Court 5. (Nope, I'm not going to watch The Wife Beater.) #USOpen
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
Can we have a mercy rule and Gauff & Veloc come back tomorrow 😬 #USOpen
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
No kids, Ringo is not looking at his phone.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
Every time some Dem tries to rehabilitate Shrub, I want to scream about Katrina and also a whole-ass war he started on lies to impress his daddy.
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
Little kids are having to use their bodies to shield friends from gunfire while armed soldiers are busy picking up trash.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
He lost it pre-2020. More people are just noticing now.
ninaberries (@ninaberries.bsky.social) reposted
over 400 people are losing their jobs at children’s hospital la thanks to trump's big beautiful bill ktla.com/news/local-n...
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for reminding me this match was on.I haven't seen Fernandez in a long time.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
Carlos got a pandemic cut from his bro just before he came to New York City, a town famous for its lack of hair stylists. 💈💇♂️✂️ #USOpen
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
Today again with news in the US, I fight with every cell in my body not to say certain things I want to say. So, here instead, is the "smaller" #cat "fighting" the birds on a screen.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
Why yes, I am muting the words "ham sandwich" because the same joke here ...
Kjell Kamfjord (@kjellkamfjord.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I imagine Kim Jung Un telling his people to be more like Trump's cabinet.
Paul Collins (@paulcollins.bsky.social) reposted
Someday there will be an Eric Adams musical with a giant dancing Herr's potato chip bag
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
I am old enough to remember this. I also often think of it in relation to guns in America. One tragic crime involving pain meds and almost all packaging changed. But mass shooting casualties after mass shootings and 🦗🦗🦗
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
This movie
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
Very punny
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
☝️yes, hashtag 1st world problem
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
Oh, #tennis sky, sigh, why aren't I seeing Felix or Kenin on the main ESPN channel? 🤷🏼♀️
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
Thinking of starting an account "Where the Cats Are Sleeping Today." #cats #photography
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
Just ran across this forgotten snap. October, Three Years Ago 📸 by me #nature #lakes #autumn #photography
Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
If you have any information about the social media team at DHS/ICE, my Signal information is in my bio.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
Your clips make me smile, and btw, that pool is beautiful.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
What Chris Evert just said about the Williams Sisters never giving up is why I liked Monica Seles as well. She could be down bagel and 0-5 and she'd still play like *she* was about to close it out. No Quit. #USOpen
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
Aw, two faves, Keys & Svitolina out.* But Ruud is cruising & Venus hanging in there. (* Question sports fans: Better to see a fave lose [Keys] or miss it [Elina].) #USOpen #tennis
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
I was at #Juno's launch in August 2011. What a remarkable scientific achievement it was/ is. (I attended via a NASA Social, then called tweetups.) #Jupiter #planets #exploration
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
I was at Juno's launch in August 2011 as a participant in one of NASA's first social media events, then called tweetups. I remember thinking how long it seemed until it would even reach Jupiter in 2016. Good little craft
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
Sandhill cranes have a certain swagger. 🎥 📸 by me #cranes #birds #nature #photography
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
And, I adore sandhill cranes. 📸 by me #Nature #birds #photography #lake #autumn
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
More #SkySky (📸 by me) #Rainbows #Nature #Photography
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
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Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
Is there a hashtag #SkySky? Anyway, here's some #clouds. (This is like a pop quiz in Name Different Cloud Types.) #Nature
KAMALA NATION (@kamalanation.bsky.social) reposted
We can play the Photoshop game too, you know.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
Quotes from a few Muslim trump voters in Michigan were that Harris didnt visit Dearborn but *Tiffany Trump's father-in-law* did.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
#ABC, #CNN, #NBC, #CBS Show this clip challenge
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, do not buy anything from his father's company Lesser Evil Snacks. Because he raised a Greater Evil.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
"I knew I that I was no longer dealing with humans." #Trump #ice #cbp #TomHoman #KristiNoem #StephenMiller 👇
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
#DEMOCRAT pols, JFC, stop talking in convoluted 40-word sentences. "Trump is a felon breaking the law - again." "Trump is illegally invading American cities." "The United States does not tolerate crazy Kings." "Trump said last year he wanted to be a dictator. Not on our watch."
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
🔥 CHICAGO MAYOR BRANDON JOHNSON: "We're not gonna surrender our humanity to this tyrant… Chicago has a long history of standing up against tyranny-- resisting those who wish to undermine the interests of working people. We're not gonna back down.”
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
I was trying to think when Hugh Grant played a mayor. My brain did remember Tammany Hall = corruption from 8th-grade history.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
More excellent journalism: Affluent, spineless white man encounters no problems with the military patrolling American streets
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, yes, THAT'S WHY HES DOING IT. EXCELLENT JOURNALISM, NO NOTES.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny way to have your writing remembered by history. Anyway, dont worry, they never come after people named Schwartzman.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social) reply parent
He's very proud.
Tara Palmeri (@tarapalmeri.bsky.social) reposted
"[Maxwell’s] like listening to Ted Bundy talk about his victims. Literally what’s the point," Epstein survivor Marijke Chartouni texted me. Let's not forget prosecutors charged Maxwell with perjury & cited her "willingness to lie brazenly under oath about her conduct" in court docs.
Dr. Jessie Christiansen (@aussiastronomer.bsky.social) reposted
Well I, an astronomer, can obviously think of no downsides to a company promising to launch a constellation of reflective mirrors into low-Earth orbit to increase daylight for folks on the ground.
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
Yes, the senile sociopath in the white house and his band of walking personality disorders are *famous* for obeying the law. I'll believe their #Florida concentration camp is dismantled when I see it. (Signed: Me, who predicted this crap in 2017.)
Jazzy Oliver - Voice Actress (@ladyjazzington.bsky.social) reposted
Is a federal order to dismantle Alligator Alcatraz good? Yes. VERY good actually. But it ain't gonna mean shit if we don't DO anything about the people who allowed the construction of an actual, literal concentration camp!
Mar Hicks (@histoftech.bsky.social) reposted
Steve Shirley escaped the Holocaust as a child & went on to found one of the earliest software startups. The really impressive part? She employed women programmers who had been pushed out of the workforce after having kids, & allowed them flexible, family friendly, work from home jobs—in the 1960s!
Jemappelleamie (@jemappelleamie.bsky.social)
Whoever decided to mic the #USOpen exhibition players forgot about the amplified groans. Wonder what my neighbors think Im watching.
alexis simpson (@amutepiggy.bsky.social) reposted
i am so sick of the dumbest people alive being in charge of everything and the second dumbest people alive writing opinion columns about how it's good
reverend mutha. (@griotdamone.bsky.social) reposted
Etta James: "I remember running into Sarah Vaughan, who always intimidated me. Sarah said, ‘Have you heard of this Aretha Franklin girl?’ I said, ‘You heard her do ‘Skylark,’ didn’t you?’ Sarah said, ‘Yes, I did, and I’m never singing that song again.’"