BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul
@jenhoffman.bsky.social
Lover of snack foods, cottagecore, vintage trinkets, and being kind to others. Not in support of the shadow government stealing democracy.
created January 22, 2025
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BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Russ Vought: “Bureaucracies hate the American people… trauma would have to be inflicted on the civil service to stop it from being weaponised against the country.” Vought is a liar, a scoundrel, a cheat, and a traitor to every American who believes in law and order, democracy, and the Constitution.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
The swamp of incompetent people is filling up fast... all while kind, decent humans jump ship to avoid countless innocent deaths weighing on their conscience. Truly the saddest time. We have the resources, and yet our leadership is choosing to ignore the dangers that lie ahead.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Bring on the ice age plagues
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
ICE-IST Barbie
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Fox News VS Fascism live tonight in a legal battle Royale.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Satan could have called one of his demons home sooner... on par with Rush Limbaugh as far as spreading hate and division goes (even if he was more in the shadows about it).
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn't they just claim the protestors who burned those Teslas were terrorists and deserved to go to CECOT?
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
You know what they say: Pull the ol' Dan Bongino Irish exit. He went from MAGA Podcaster to Epstein file ouster? My money is on him accidentally being the leak, and he would be a big part of the reason team MAGA is fighting amongst themselves.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Wellll, that didn't take long. Honestly, I think he beat his last record.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Those men have some unhinged mommy issues and should be seeking therapy instead of submissive women to call their wives.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
I've never heard so many fake laughs from a room full of mediocre white men in my life. I feel like if a hell exists, we just witnessed what it might look like.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh wow, he even named titled it, "You're fired," fitting since he's fired thousands of federal employees across multiple sectors, and the unemployment rate is back at pandemic levels.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
You have 1 like, and it's yourself.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
We call that for any of his supporters who aren't aware, well, that's the ol' carrot on a stick Trump routine, ladies and gents.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Texas GOP are murderers. They had all the evidence of putting those children in grave danger including a historic tragedy in the same area. They chose to expand their own wealth and DO NOTHING for those they serve.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
He must have not got to the Kevin Spacey tweet yet.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
The Pelosi attack in 2022 is yet another indication of how far the insane MAGA crowd (who make up 10-15% of our population will go). Her husband, Paul Pelosi, is honestly lucky to be alive. He was 83 when brutally attacked with a hammer, and she was supposed to be kidnapped and interrogated as well.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
They're either secret lovers, or they raped hundreds of children together. They're not enigmatic. They, along with a large list of other power individuals, are pedophilic rapists.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Has the GOP ever won without a scam?
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
“Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret.” Trump --> Epstein Two options: Epstein was Trump's secret lover or Epstein was Trump's fall guy.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Murdoch owns WSJ (he's still a massive scumbag of a human), but if it's the "little people" at WSJ like the editor in chief making this major decision, then all I have to say is:
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the Chief People Officer code for "the other woman" in tech oligarch terms?
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Is he one of the names on the Epstein files?
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like this story is flying so far under the radar. They found over 4,000 wire transfers to Epstein. AND NO investigation: Why are they protecting this pedophilic rapist? They're voting like they're accomplices.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Who remembers when Pelosi was almost kidnapped and her husband almost died from a politically motivated attack? 🙋♀️
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
He's faking a health diagnosis to get out of serving his country... sorry, he did that one with the ankle bone spurs. This one he's doing to get out of serving prison time for raping children.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn't he already pull that fake health diagnosis with the ankle bone spurs when he didn't want to serve in the military?
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
“Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret.” Trump --> Epstein (and every Republican is an accomplice to the secret).
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Are these the names of part of those Epstein files he said he was releasing 🤔
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
“Epstein had to pay for all his sex trafficking somehow. Further evidence shows he used Russian banks to process hundreds of millions in payments. Again... info in possession of the Trump administration, but they’re refusing to investigate,” Senator Wyden added to X post. The walls are closing in.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
“Epstein had to pay for all his sex trafficking somehow. Further evidence shows he used Russian banks to process hundreds of millions in payments... info in possession of the Trump administration, but they’re refusing to investigate,” he added in a later post. This story is flying under the radar.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
“Big news from my investigators on Epstein’s sex trafficking operation: the Trump administration has an Epstein file detailing 4,725 wire transfers and almost $1.1 billion flowing through just one of his banks. Hundreds of millions more through others,” Senator Wyden posted.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope he sues Rupert Murdoch. Maybe he can take some funds from Fox News. They just had to pay Dominon Voting 787.5 million for lying about election fraud.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Chronic Venous insufficiency doesn't make up for 4 decades of sexual misconduct against women and children. It's like if someone faked a bone spur diagnosis to get out of serving in the military. Oh wait, it's the same guy.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
His chronic venous insufficiency is no excuse for 40 years of sexual misconduct against women and children. It's like if someone faked an ankle bone spur diagnosis to get out of serving in the military. Oh, wait, it's the same guy.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Chronic venous insufficiency doesn't make up for 4 decades of sexual misconduct against women and children. It's kind of like if a person, let's say, fakes ankle bone spurs to get out of serving in the military. Except way worse.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
He was forced to pay E. Jean Carroll $88.3 million after a jury found him liable. He is GUILTY. He has spent over 4 decades sexually abusing women and then moved on to pedophile rape island. And we all know he isn't just on the list. He IS the list with 4,000+ wire transfers directly to Epstein.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, is four decades of Trump raping and abusing women, human trafficking, and being the ring leader of pedophile rape island finally catching up with them?
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
NO means NO, CuoNO.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Pelosi is probably afraid of Trump's MAGA sycophants, who almost killed her husband and kidnapped her in 2022.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
What would he tell a liberal who falsified a health scare for sympathy? Fake news ❄️ No empathy for pedophile rapists.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
A certain political party complained about cancel culture: it seems Republicans are obsessed with controlling our access to news, media, and information in sort of a communist way.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope he does sue Murdoch. lol, maybe that will finally be the end of Fox News.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Hope he spends the rest of his season going apeshit on the dipshit in chief:
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
What would he tell a liberal trying to garner sympathy with a fake health scare? Fake news ❄️ No one has empathy for rapists and pedophiles.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Are Republicans sitting in the Epstein files? They are voting like they are accomplices to pedophile rape island in the eyes of most of America right now👀
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm cheering on reporters to stop asking questions pertaining to the job he isn't even doing and just continue asking him about the Epstein files. This is his face every time it comes up:
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Everything they say is an admittance to their own guilt. Truly the most vile, disgusting monsters to walk this earth. (Side note: I'd feel the same way if Democrats decided to unanimously vote the way every Republican but one voted on the release of the Epstein files.)
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
American media has turned into assclowns sucking up to child rapists just like Fox News. Every newspaper and TV channel bending the knee means a total viewership of 15 percent if that isn't a lie (the estimated MAGA population in America). Destroying our networks is so communist USSR of them.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
You know what he'd tell a liberal who tried to fake a health condition for sympathy? Fake news ❄️ No empathy for pedophiles and rapists 🖕🖕🖕
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
When Trump FINALLY kicks the bucket, good things will be coming back. I'm saving my fireworks to light off when he dies, and my conservative neighbors can suck it. Yes, I will feel bad for the dogs, but i only own about 10 total fireworks, and I will light one for every year I won't get back. 😆
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Have these people never watched Parks and Rec? Swanson would despise Trump and GOP, specifically the bullshit lies on being the party of small government. This would be his face reading every headline that we're forced to suffer with:
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember that chant at a music festival that got more attention from the US government and international governments than an actual genocide happening to an entire population of innocent civilians? We know where governments' allegiance lies and it is not with their citizens.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
But did he sign it with "Thank you for your attention to this matter"?
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree. It's just awful. There are children in that room hearing these things, and I just can't believe there are churches all across our country spreading this kind of hateful rhetoric.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet if he just admitted he did it... his base would still love him. They think God chose him to "save America." It wasn't God. Billionaires chose him to save their asses from their crimes. These people believe billionaires should exist while we all know they only exist through human suffering.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
My friends who identify as LGBTQ are better humans with more decency and kindness than any Baptist or Evangelical that I've ever met.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Here's a snippet of a sermon from one baptist church for pride month. Now imagine if that slur were changed to say Christian instead of identifying as LGBTQ: There's nothing good to be proud about being a (slur). You ought to blow yourself in the head in the back of the head. You're so disgusting."
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess I just realized I'm a Millennial (but it still explains a lot).
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
I had to get special permission in 6th grade to read one of his books. lol I knew to ask my dad instead of my mom to sign that permission slip 😆
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
The results would have been the same whether they stayed or left. It's just proof that the Republicans have so much power it's like the Democrats aren't even in the room.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Turns out ICE agents aren't really keen on the idea of the atrocities of what what they do being publicized. They were fine tearing families apart under every other administration when they were hiding in the shadows having loan forgiveness, but now, not so much. Can't make quotas without agents.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
We've got funds for two things: military industrial complex and prison industrial complex. Everything else is viewed as nonessential to the GOP.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
It's utterly shocking that I first heard about this from Bluesky. It's been making rounds on Substack as well, but it's further proof that all legacy media is 100% compromised by billionaires and the alt-right movement.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social)
ICE agents quitting and morale for National Guard is at ALL TIME low. NG went into the program often for student loan forgiveness but also because they help citizens during national disasters. That's when they're deployed under normal circumstances: TO AID CITIZENS not to be used as political pawns.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
They spelled it wrong so I fixed it.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
We all wish it would lower morale for ICE agents. It's really too bad that the only people who take those jobs are sociopathic and hide behind masks.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Bondi knows what happened at those parties. She tried to deny Epstein was in this photo, and he photobombed it, but if you're frequenting the same parties as these two, you know they're both monsters. Plus, she was AG of FL during Epstein trials and helped them out more than any elected official.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
He has people like Marsha Blackburn saying blue cities overrun with migrant criminals received "free passes" after their anti-ICE protests. No, Blackburn, Tennessee balances their budget year after year with 38% of federal funds primarily from blue states. That's what we call a free pass handout.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
America is good at exactly two things: military-industrial complex and prison-industrial complex.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Who remembers when Bill Clinton was impeached for a blow job in a consensual relationship and a lie?
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
You don't want free passes? How about red states start picking up the slack from their subpar leadership and lack of progressive politics, which generate little in terms of federal funding. Your constituents have been deprived for long enough of common decency and human empathy in leadership.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, I can't think of any other reasonable explanation. These are the people who say billionaires deserve to exist. We know their wealth comes from the suffering of others. They don't care that people of other skin colors are killed because if they could, they would be the ones doing the crimes
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Pose as a high school girl... those are just called good genetics. What a weirdo little pervert.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
I doubt they were ever compensated... Trump is a conman and a cheat after all
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Bondi was the Florida AG during the Epstein trials. She has been around since the start of it all, covering up human trafficking on a pedophile rape island. The silent and silenced victims deserve justice.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine firing your fed chair, the one you installed in the first place to take the heat off of the fact that you were a monster on a pedophile rape island.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
If you've got an angry mob at your town halls, you're probably doing a bad job. The problem is you, not your constituents.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Epstein and Trump threatened the lives of those victims they raped and their families... these pedophile monsters told their victims to remain silent about what happened or be silenced. There's one victim dead that we know of aligning with when Bondi announced releasing the Epstein files.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like AI to me (but man, are the AI videos getting too eerily good.)
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump's little Johnson watches pedo porn because God told him to.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
It is the same reason he hasn't sued Elon Musk over the claims when they had their spat BECAUSE he's guilty.
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If you live in a region that has a radar that might currently be offline and it is impacted by a severe storm, have multiple places to get your weather updates.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Turns out the WH and pedophile rape island had the same interior decorator. Are we really surprised?
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Guards of Pedophiles will vote to ban books and strip kids of free lunches and medical care for the poor and elderly. Not one of them will vote for the best interest of hundreds of victims' lives ruined by the billionaires who raped them on pedophile island.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Lights are on up there, but nobody is home.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Wasn't Powell Trump's pick in 2018, though 🤔 let the revolving door of Trump firings begin.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
If he was innocent, he'd never shut up about not being in the Epstein files. He'd tweet his innocence every day in a long-winded rant. He'd make a GOLD foiled book claiming he stopped the billionaire pedophile island with his two tiny bare hands for his base. His lack of grandeur says he's guilty.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Pedophile rape island is a bipartisan issue. God didn't hand select Trump as America's savior, billionaire pedophiles did.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately, it looks like DeSantis did not get voted out in 2022.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
He had to pay back those expensive racist contractors funding his campaign 🤮
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
These jobs should have been paid fairly with the rising cost of inflation and the 1,000% CEO salary increase since the 1970s. Instead, we have a government portraying welfare programs that help citizens with the exorbitant cost of living as "rigging the system," their policies created this system.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Or... you know what if we had common sense gun laws instead? No, let's waste billions of dollars on building drones that may accidentally target students or teachers during an active shooting event.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Wasn't Trump president and in charge of the DOJ in Epstein's NY facility during the time of his death? Wasn't Bondi AG of FL during the Epstein trials, and isn't there a photo floating around that proves all 3 knew each other long before Trump's presidency or Epstein's trials?
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump's little Johnson supports billionaire pedophile island rapists.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
God didn't pick Trump and save him from that "assassination attempt," wealthy billionaire pedophiles did.
BananaPancakesCanSaveYourSoul (@jenhoffman.bsky.social) reply parent
Exhibit A: Notice how the television Nazi couldn't say the "N" word, so I think it still holds power.