That's the thing. They ARE, in fact, sending their best.
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That's the thing. They ARE, in fact, sending their best.
Happy Birthday! 🎂...and, as I remind everyone, give 'em hell.
Because Dingleberry said so.
It wouldn't be surprising at all. I still adhere to the rule of due process but if proper evidence supports this and especially whatever is in the Epstein files then by all means put in a solitary, concrete cell. Feed him bread and water.
Bless his heart. Poor, poor Junior.
How about the ol' five'll get you eight?
Those fucknuts in masks have no honor. Semper Fi, Sister. And give 'em hell.
🙋♂️ give 'em hell, Chicago!!!
DeSantis' Surgeon General???What, did they have a special at Toys R Us for Medical Degrees back in the day before going under? WTAF?
I wonder how many times a person is officially required to fail a test before they are allowed to join the TSA?
That would require actually reading and appreciating history. Also, " Do They Know What Happens in 1929?" could be a new song title.
Congratulations on your move and new beginnings. And good luck. 🤘 Stay the course (s) . Heh heh...see what I did there? 😏
Chicago! Record EVERYTHING. Every raid, every vehicle, every order - film it and share. Tag Anonymous, journalists, media. Build a public timeline so nothing is hidden. No act is too small to document. The world is watching, and we are with you. 🙏🏻
Wait...wait So Mike Johnson is essentially saying that Trumpty Dumpty is so useless that the FBI "used him as an informant" on a hoax investigation? Got it. Yeah, I can see that. Considering both of them are as useful as a third row of tits on a bull I can see the FBI doing this.
....We've gone past the "Uh Oh" phase and have fully immersed ourselves in the "Holy Fuck, What's The Meaning of This Shit?" portion of our story.
Still one of the best. This never gets old. 🥰
And so rarely get to use it in a sentence.
Hypothetically speaking, these are known as caltrops. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caltrop This is obviously all hypothetical. Purely for the sake of historical knowledge and accuracy.
When 'tacky' is too polite of an insult. She's just another walking dead. Soulless and heartless. Dry as dust. The spotlight and glamour Is hers to lust.
No wonder he looks like he has a stick up his @$$. ...bc he probably does have a stick up his @$$. Bless his heart. Mommy and Daddy didn't love him enough. And now he doesn't have any true friends or family to help get that danged ol' stick out.
Hmmm...nope....something doesn't add up.
Ah, but when I was a teenager, I remember watching you on MTV Unplugged sitting down with a music stand and was that just a set list or ...perhaps a sheet full of lyrics of a certain song? Hmmm? 🤔 a very PARTICULAR song ? Should Lenny Bruce be afraid? Very, very afraid? 🧐
...so what did AIPAC tell Jeffries to do now?
Bless his heart. Anyway, I hear TJ MAXX has a two-fer special this weekend!
🤔...AIPAC...? ...hmm.
Do I want to waste time looking up who the fuck BG is? 🤷♂️...no, no I don't.
Too narrow. Let's call them Gullible Obtuse Pedophiles . Has a good range to it, yes? Covers more bases.
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What's worse is there are some fellow veterans who've decided their oath has expired. SMGDH. Our oath never expires. Not to the Constitution nor to any citizen or soul that steps foot on this soil.
These people need to start laughing in his face every time he opens his mouth.
Bless his heart. Poor Dean.
#DC #mangomussolini #martiallaw
Holy fuck! Gravy SEALS are out in full force. Original recipe and extra crispy.
I'll bring the fucking cheese whiz. Who's got the fucking Ritz crackers?
Everyone? Everyone, if I could have your attention, please? 📢 You may want to take a seat. Susan Collins is *checks notes* "EXTREMELY ALARMED" . Thank you for your attention to this matter. Now will someone tell Susan to have a Coke and a smile and shut the f^ck up?
A Border Collie and Aussie both letting each other know they Are not a threat... 😊 #dog #dogday #bluesky
Git 'em back to Arkansas in them slaughterhouses. Them children need to learn discipline. Are you a mother of young children and have you recently left the workforce? We want to hear from you.
Ah, yes, because "finding out" is a presidential priority.
Yeah, this is a tough one.
What did you have in mind?
???🤔...holy...holy f^ck.
Bless their hearts. Rubbing those two brain cells together trying to stay warm.
Keurig is good for pouring down the toilet.
...and ACTUALLY shot in the ear this time just so he knows "what God had planned for him". (But mostly for Corey Comperatore's widow and family.)
Someone tell Nancy to have a Coke ( a cheeseburger) and a smile and shut the f^ck up.
He was a smart cookie.
Well, said. Wasn't that well said?
"[Detective] Stringer noted that real police officers do not wear ski masks." End of story.
This is so important… Sharon has been tracking license plates on cars driven by ICE agents, and she’s finding they don’t match the vehicles. In other words, ICE is using secret, illegal tactics—just like we suspected. REMINDER: the DMV is not a federal agency. @governor.ca.gov 🧵
He's also fairly judgemental about Uptown girls, as well. Just saying.
I knew she reminded me of someone.
Wow...I mean, really close.
Two, lying, cheating, thieving, S.OB.'s enter. One asshat leaves.
Bless her heart. Poor thing looks like she has a tapeworm and sounds like she has a brainworm. She's been hanging out w/ Bobby Jr. at Parasites-R-Us, again.
"Oh, bloody hell, what idiotic shite is he gonna say now?" - everyone (except JD)
WTAF? She is stuck in shit-sandwich limbo. This has got to stop but I think it's definitely gonna have to get worse before it gets worse for so many folks to wake up. -over.
If Jeebus doesn't want to heal Govn'r. Abbott what does that say about Ol' Hot Wheels? Hmmm 🤔
Seems a wee insulting to whores. How about we just call it the Pedo House?
Life comes at you fast
Never heard of either book. Now I must look for reviews. Ha.
Maybe get the f^ck outta Ukraine? 🤷♂️ just a thought.
Just a theory. I could be completely way off.
I'm guessing many joined fully indoctrinated & dumb. Many of us from the last 10-20 years abhor war & can usually spot cowardly blow-hards. I'm also a tail-end Gen X kid & skeptical of everyone & everything. I think these new kids have bought into the bullshit like the Boomer Gen back then. 🤷
I usually say he's about as useful as a third row of tits on a bull.
Someone tell Andy to have a Coke and a smile and to shut the f^ck up.
...with cameos by James Woods and Kevin Sorbo and a host of other schmucks of names you can't remember. Like that one guy that was always in those movies and you were and you just knew he was gonna die.
Words are hard, mmmkay.
The degenerates and stupids have the keys to the house. Some days I feel like I wasted five years serving my country.
Dispatch we have a Seven-Six-Niner in Progress. This thing's full of baloney and mayo. OMG sammiches fired! Sammiches fired! Take cover! There's mayo everywhere, man! The horror! Oh, the horror!
I believe the phrase we're looking for is, "a failed society ". And if that's too nihilistic then we are obviously failing at an alarming rate. Maybe it's just easy to say that and I'm not trying to get all down but damn. Every. Day. Sorry...felt that.
Baloney Sammiches on sale at Subway. One slice of baloney, a schmear of unidentifiable substance, and a pathetic little pickle on cheap white bread. (It's a fun word, schmear, and I so rarely get to use it in a sentence)
They're all saying it. Bigly.
Corvids are amazing. I find watching crows, ravens, and the occasional magpie interesting. But the bluejays around here dive-bombing the cardinals does get a bit old.
Would someone tell Pee Wee German to have a Coke and a smile and shut the f^ck up?
Give it a minute.
...or two weeks AFTER those two weeks. But not four weeks. Just two weeks x2. He's very good at weeks. Everyone says so. His uncle taught at MIT. No one knows weeks like he does.
It's almost as if this shit is getting called out everyday. 🤔
There's an old pic. Look at those woodland cammies. Ha.
Please stop mentioning his name on any platform. Especially this one. Thanks.
Yeah, I prefer the butcher shop in our small town. But I get that not everyone has that option. I've tried Aldi's brats and other fare. Didn't much care for it.
That stuff barely counts as food anyway.
AI "journalism"- paving the way towards total bullshit 24/7/365. I feel better already. I'll just turn up the ac and head under the covers this weekend.
"I shipped my pants!" Wait. Wrong ad!
And that cat doesn't give a ....
So...convicted felon #1 says that convicted felon #2 (who might pardon her) never committed any crime(s) around her? Got it...sounds legit. I feel better already. What's for lunch? WTAF? -over
Chicken broth...cold, bland, industrial, chicken broth.
Oh, I bet there's more than a 144 of them ... but I see what you did there. 😏 ha.
I believe he told Letterman that Michelle would kick his ass or some such.. but I'd vote for him.
Guild Of Pedos ....? 🤷
Everyone deserves top-notch Healthcare and most people want to work. Unfortunately, many people work in shitty, low-wage jobs and have lost hope.
Those damn gazpachos are everywhere these days. Wearin' masks. Eatin' cold soup. Runnin' round in assless chaps. Oh, what troubled times we live in. 😉
Too bad that Robespierre took things a wee too fecking far. He's not wrong in this quote, though.
He has such a peculiar way with words. It's almost telling.
Bless his heart. What goes around comes around.
...and later they had an Abundance of fresh horse steak on the grill while watching the brown, homeless children get wrangled into a pen. (sorry, had to with this cosplay c*nt. Damn, that was cynical. )
Is there a "Buy a Piper a Pint" fund?
WITAF did I just read? 'cause you know I sure as hell didn't have the sound on. Jeezus. I can't even...
*ahem....something has BEEN terribly wrong for decades upon decades.
