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“I’m in heaven now” The Republicans will fundraise with this within minutes of his passing
Kudos to Kim Novak, who was awarded the Golden Lion for Lifetime Achievement at Venice Film Festival — and used the platform to sound an alarm. "We have to open our eyes and see what’s going on and try to do whatever we can to save our democracies." youtu.be/JbXI1y2_CkY?... #FilmSky #KimNovak
Nelvana, one of Canada’s most biggest animation studios has reportedly shut down after 54 years. (1974-2025). Workers are saying the studio has closed down its doors last Friday.
Synths and banjos and a string section and Stevie Wonder and thunderbolts and cartoon cats
Didn’t know there was a 12” remix of Nightingales, this is peak McAloon if you ask me youtu.be/GrBy90CUXAw
Free Karen Geier
The end of Prefab Sprout Summer means the start of Prefab Sprout Fall youtu.be/V3ghbfBfPLM
A door with “Covfefe” written on it backwards in blood
Trump asking his staff to bring him his phone, he wants to post something
She’s right
“Looking good Mr President sir!”
This movie is a must watch.
and got Oscar-nominated for it too
RIP Graham Greene - you can watch CLEARCUT for free (with ads) on YouTube youtu.be/rb9QHMnI__s?...
RIP Graham Greene, loved him. CLEARCUT goes harder than almost any other Canadian movie deadline.com/2025/09/grah...
Nothing, let them contact you
Consider the source as they say lol
which I also saw and thought was pretty despairing (haven’t revisited it)
I didn't know her at all and was convinced at the end of the movie that she had given one of the greatest performances in cinema history
I saw this at TIFF with about 800 other people and you could hear a pin drop during this scene, we were all stunned into silence
I would venture into their mentions to remind them of the “plandemic” and to prescribe Hydroxychloroquine and it was not appreciated
That was the funniest weekend ever on Twitter, even funnier than Four Seasons Total Landscaping because all the dipshits who swore up and down that the virus wasn’t real and that Hydroxychloroquine was all you needed to survive were suddenly terrified that Daddy was going to die from it
Remember when he caught the Rona and got his staff to drive him madly around Walter Reed to prove he wasn’t either dead or mad?
Schoolmarm tattletale behaviour
Hey Happy Labor Day and if you’ve never seen HARLAN COUNTY USA and have the Criterion Channel, get on it tonight, one of the most important of all American cinema youtu.be/XfZbQXhVTV8
Yeah, they get picked off when they land on the beach because we’re already aware of what they have to offer
I have more followers here than I ever had over there. How did I do it? By posting
People complaining about “Blueskyism” are really complaining about how they would have had to start over with zero followers if they took their act over there and were simply unwilling or unable to do the work. SKILL ISSUE
"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
Still! People should tell me when they’re here!
Thank you Doctor, apologies for not giving you the instant followback!
In fact it will be very funny when Vance tries to do the same thing and gets impeached for it
The poster alone put me off ever ever watching this
I also think they won’t extend the same courtesy to Vance, Trump is one of one.
My theory is: the media love the guy and want him to succeed
Adam Curtis b-roll youtu.be/spn0MJZr-QQ
That’s the bad news. The good news is they used a trebuchet
Trump announces Stan Chera to receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom in person (details to be announced)
Gotta wrap it all up I guess
You called it
as funny as it is to imagine a scenario where Trump just randomly keels over and dies because he is an unhealthy senile 80 year old, it's important to keep in mind that the scenario where he has a stroke or heart attack and is merely severely incapicitated but remains alive is MUCH FUNNIER
BREAKING: President Trump returns home from an afternoon of golf at the Trump National Golf Club Washington DC
It’s a “What Were They Thinking?” classic
put this on because sometimes you need something garbage on tv and among its many crimes man alive the relationship between this mother & son is deeply uncomfortable
I’m watching this tonight
I never worried that he would, one of the funniest jokes in EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU was the unbearable arch-conservative sibling who it’s discovered in the third act has a brain tumour and is fine after he has it removed
Weird, someone is throwing something out one of the windows of the White House rn
THE OILY MANIAC (Ho, 1976)
New photo from Trump National Golf Course in Virginia this afternoon
Happy Labor Day everyone
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
Wondering if Trump can see his reflection in a snow-covered hill
That was Quik
In the history books it will say Trump (2017-2021) Biden (2021-2025) Trump (2025-2025) Vance (2025- present)
In the history books it will say Trump (2017-2021) Biden (2021-2025) Trump (2025-2025) Vance (2025- present)
Trump keeling over before even making it to one year in office for his second term is, you have to admit, a funny outcome
It's funny how this has gone from shitposting to "oh fuck, what's wrong with his eyes?"
We dumped a president for being too old only to elect one who immediately died. You can't say that's not funny
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf
Too funny
Bluesky got Trump to spend all weekend trying to prove he wasn't dead, and the Giuliani jokes yesterday were spectacularly funny so I don't know what anyone is talking about, this place has the juice and you're doing it wrong if you aren't having as much fun on here as some of us are!
3 HOURS AGO, a metahuman called the HAMMER OF BORAVIA attacked Rudy Guiliani in the state of NEW HAMPSHIRE. 3 MINUTES AGO, Rudy Guiliani lost a battle for the first time.
Within the first minute of Saturday Night Fever, a new movie star was forged
photoshop?
Latest photo from Trump’s golf course: sorry haters but rumours of the President’s death are greatly exaggerated - here he is with Bobby Kennedy
September - time to crank that shit
everyone who is treating unblur like science really needs to look at "white unblurred obama" again
Trump posted to Truth Social a few min ago, sorry haters but the President is doing great
It's officially my birthday month. So now is a nice time to sign up for my patreon, patreon.com/coldtakesjmr, or tip me a ko-fi, ko-fi.com/jmritchey
They rolled one of the windows down
Full heart, clear eyes, can’t lose
there was a great anecdote of his staff trying to soothe him during his panic attacks by blasting that song
his staff checking their watches and vaping while looking back at the limo where you can dimly hear "Memory" from Cats playing on an infinite loop for the slumped figure in the back seat
It's funny to think about Trump's staff driving him to the golf course and then just parking it (and him) in a garage for two hours to keep up appearances
BREAKING: President Trump leaves the White House this morning
I saw it in a theatre and then grimly walked up the aisle when the film ended
Someone recently asked “What is a Hate Letter to Cinema” and in fact I can’t think of too many, but one of them is Schlesinger’s THE DAY OF THE LOCUST
Camera zooms in on the reflection in the mirror
The end of Prefab Sprout Summer means the start of Prefab Sprout Fall youtu.be/V3ghbfBfPLM
Kennedy pulling some leeches out of his pockets and running up the spiral staircase
Very nice, I still have a couple of NYC tokens myself
Love the two staff members in the background looking like they know something we don’t
I know it smell crazy in there
Remember Trump wandering on the roof? Now I’m thinking he got some existentially bad news that morning
"Trump is vowing a third term. He's centralizing all power to the executive branch. He is going to end democracy as we know it. He— (holds earpiece to ear) We are getting word that the President has died in the driveway of the Oval Office
some people strongly dislike PT and LP
I feel we've progressed beyond "Weekend at Bernie's" speculation and are moving into "Norman Bates and Mother" territory
“I’ll last long enough to piss on your grave”
"The President is out the front door" "Did you put on the hat" "Affirmative" "Is it still on his head" "We pinned it on, affirmative"
There's a guy on staff at the White House who has to plop a "USA" ball cap on top of the President's vacant head just as he is sent out the front door
ALL THESE APPS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT BLUESKY. ATTEMPT NO POSTING THERE.
What if he kicks the bucket on 9/11
Yes, we are looking now at 3 straight terms of a sundowning man
Know the signs of a stroke F = Face Drooping – Does one side of the face droop or is it numb? Ask the person to smile A = Arm Weakness – Is one arm weak or numb? Ask the person to raise both arms. Does one arm drift downward? S = Speech Difficulty – Is speech slurred? T = Time to call 911
The poetic justice of Trump getting re-elected after spending nearly half a decade coping with losing an election and then spiralling right into infirmity within months of retaining the Presidency…
More and more people are saying President Trump had a stroke this weekend
BREAKING: President Trump leaves the White House this morning
