Ok, but who's "The" President?
Ok, but who's "The" President?
I guess what I’m reading here is that if we’d just had a pixelated Obama, there’d be no Tea Party and thus no Trump and thus no MAGA and probably we’d have a President pixelated Kamala right now.
Think this movie swayed me back to Nick Cage.
Hide your teenage couches too.
That’s a lot of commas.
Gather 'rounder children, while I spin a tale old as time. Some call it sorcery. Some a myth. A fable! But long before our fathers, and our fathers, fathers, and our fathers, fathers, fathers, fathers, Blueskyism was a magic as strong and unwieldy, as Middle Earth is long and middle'y.
"And once she gave us her wifi password, Terry, I routed all traffic for foxnews.com to gavinnewsom.com , and when she went to google why that was happening, I routed all search engine results pages to a diaper fetishism website."
It's absolutely one of the best shows I've ever seen.
"Errorous is not a word", "Alot is a word", "The name of my dog is Dogface." Mr. Nigel, Grade 4. Which of these were real events has been lost to time.
Brilliant. Thanks for sharing. I will carry Alot of Fire with me everywhere now.
I’ve always been curious if a lot of people mistakenly use “alot,” or if it’s just me that has a false memory of being taught “alot.”
Wolfman has gnards!
Presumably stuck up the ass of the patient.
Found the Canadian.
Ok, but where did they announce it?
We do all seem somewhat dumber… somehow.
Did y’all find your president yet? Signed, -The rest of the world
Doesn't read like father of the year material.
Sure. Pre-RFKJ maybe. Now shirts, socks, twine, papermache, human excrement, aerosolized Ebola, thoughts, prayers, golden bibles, stable coins, roadkill bears, and more prayers are all capable surrogates.
You laugh, buts what’s more cost effective than disqualifying candidates using monkey bars and a drainage pipe?
Genuinely wonder how we’ve dodged a reboot bullet on this one since it so goddamned good.
Because his name is Paul. Paul is an American name. It was invented in America. Like Jesus. And the Bible.
“What’s your ideas for how to help criminals evade justice?”
Dude looks like an extra from the Indiana Jones 3 tank scene.
Subtext, “stop fucking laughing.”
Finally someone taking a stand against Atlas Shrugged. No one should be subjected to it, let alone impressionable kids.
We’ve lived long enough to see wars, plagues, famine, depressions, Nazis, Churchill-like figures, our very own singularity, the downfall of America, and the potential end of capitalism, and we even got our very own Guthrie too.
Really important someone is ready to fill the golden cow role the media demands when dude passes on.
The bolo is timeless, and intimidating, depending on how arid and sepia your surroundings.
Probably smuggle coffee in for Washingtonians if a war breaks out. Probably get a road named after me when the dust settles.
That shirt is awesome.
Of the 7 steps rich people use to unlock their full potential, which one will we just not believe?
Definitely a bad day when you read “eugenics” in a rebuke of a government.
We’re sending a dog. Or a dolphin. We are absolute not sending a human. Any human.
We all loved long enough to see another New Coke moment.
Not like there’s a global zoonotic contagion that’s just itching to jump the barrier, so I doubt this will backfire.
Whoever is running this simulation thought we'd all just miss that he took his Beavis character right out of the 90s, and put him back in in the 20s as a podcast character. Lazy.
It's Adagio for Strings. Samuel Barber. There's nothing else even close.
Can't stop following @atrupar.com today just to see when the level of insanity reaches critical mass and the universe folds in on itself.
Is it common in presidencies to have media time every single day? I understand this is an uncommon presidency, but I don't recall a dude in front of the cameras so much.
That's why Gavin's schtick has legs. A different golden cow generates clicks.
Lets cross-reference that again voter demographics...
1977.
Gotta put the cracker back in Cracker Barrel.
A $63 cake.