Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
You could just say "I don't think Pete Hegseth understands" and it's all encompassing
Mostly pics of my dogs and reposts of the rest of your brilliance. Mild political raging... A sign of the times. π¨π¦ #ElbowsUp
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You could just say "I don't think Pete Hegseth understands" and it's all encompassing
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Same girl, same
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All the best people are on Blue Sky β€οΈ
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Same girl, same
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Just tell me how to dress for menopause... I'll pay any price to be cool in every way possible
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
U spelt penis wrong
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure there's already a travel warning about the US. But declaring the US not a safe country (which it pretty much is now) would trigger the tiny orange man so not a good move for Canada. Carney could end up in El Salvador
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
And scrubbing websites of DEI and any inconvenient truths
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
If this doesn't get him the Nobel Peace Prize, nothing will. Absolutely nothing... Let's keep it that way
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Gross!
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
I used to have a Jack Russel who'd push a basketball around until he got enough momentum to nose it up in the air like a seal. He'd hit a lot of walls in the process, Hard! He also loved dropping a tennis ball from the top of the stairs and chasing it down over & over May the force be with you!
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Tiny Penis Club, assemble!!!!
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
And now this... The Epstein files? How about them Epstein files Donny?
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
We shall be reunited before you know it!
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Good to know. Also I'm a Canadian so no vote for me. We're pulling for you guys up here. We know that most of you didn't want this.
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
It'll serve him right if the Canada & Mexico venues sell out and the USA ones have empty seats πΏ
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Liars gonna lie about lying It's gonna be a loooong 3.5 years Hopefully the midterms will cut the suffering down to 1.5 years.
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Golden cake.. let them eat my beautiful, most perfect ever, golden chocolate cake.
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
When he's gone it'll all come back and they'll add about how a tiny hateful man tried to rewrite it. I can't wait for the day when history includes a true account of donold and maga
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine the collective salaries of the brain bank that came up with this π€¦
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone needs to make a Trump Putin version of Don't Give Up - Peter Gabriel & Kate Bush
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Outside of the secret car convo this "summit" could been an email
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure my last boyfriend dropped out of gynecology school. Kept missing his oral exam. π€·π€¦
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Not to mention the "Let them eat cake" vibes of ego inflating wasteful spending he's alluding to. Where's DOGE and Big Balls when you need 'em? Oh yeah, probably about to be indicted, I mean inducted... Into the KC Hall of Fame
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
He's so tacky and tasteless. The world is laughing at him... Including his demagogue buddies. They only let him think he's one of them.
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Did they used to date? Did trump not get his hoody back?
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Well if that doesn't stop him nothing will πππ
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
He can take this gawdy dust collector with him when he goes. So dumb
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for this Such a great read πΏ I don't know which descriptor I like best. I think Trump vig .. but red cap-wearing throngs is kinda poetic too πππ
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a t-shirt that says "sorry for everything I said before coffee" One of my favs
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Shut up and sing
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Maga is not a protected class.. yet. Smdh Feel bad for the cop
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
That m-dash is a dead AI generated text giveaway. Noone is that accurate in texts posts or dms. Ya I know I'm missing a comma ... That's how u know I'm not a bot π
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll pray for this
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop telling women (or anyone) to just get over it Kevin.
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
A pardon for who? That's his tell. His, I'm sorry what? Minus the sorry of course, cause he never is. Such a loathe some piece of π©
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Which president will his Highness be replacing on Mt. Rushmore? Rhetorical question. He's replacing all 4, obviously
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Me when I have had 1 minute in the treadmillβ¦. πΉ
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll have his babies.
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
For the good of the country? Puh-lease!!!!!
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
But was his lovely wife Imelda with him? What shoes was she wearing? Details donny, details...
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
For a min there I thought he stopped himself from saying the quiet part out loud More likely that his brain broke
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
What's not to love β€οΈ?
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Had an amazing time at the Moon Mammoths game yesterday. Worth the trip from Canada π¨π¦. Met John Oliver & Bruce Moon and my life will never be the same. Great job all! @lastweektonight.com @erieseawolves.bsky.social #MoonMammoths
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
I love that they pre populated "accept offer" No ftards, I do not accept. Cancelled. Adios paramount.
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank god John Oliver has HBO money to fight fascism. Please god, don't let CBS ever acquire them. I too will watch Colbert wherever he lands, he's brilliant and a beautiful human being.
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait til Donold hears what Grok did to Les Miserables. I asked for a picture of Jean Valjean carrying Cosette. Grok be like? Carrying? Like so he can throw her in the river? Done!
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Let him have it. It's his favourite
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
And she wants names so she can fire (or worse) the truth tellers What a π of π©
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
πΆ hello Karma, my old friend πΆ The find out stage is only in it's infancy, I look forward to more "tragic" stories such as this πΏ
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for the nightmares Theo :(
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
She went to the Jared Kushner school of disaster management.
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Rapists and pedophiles too
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
don't worry. I'm sure Elon saved a copy for future use
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
he's a lunatic. a dangerous angry lunatic with the nuclear codes. heaven help us all
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Want more Fascism but different? America Party ... There's an A.P.(p) for that
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol. At first read I thought the same. What happened to 65 people?
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Song lyrics... Even more song lyrics
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
This should be the law!
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Love these mins... This one is one of the best!
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Alligator Alcatraz? Da fvck???????
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't even know he was still alive
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
While in college? That's nothing I heard that once as a toddler he went in his nappy and refused to use the potty.... And now he's gonna clean up NYC? Sell that π© somewhere else, I'm not buyin' it
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Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
I work at a bank. I remember a client with a gold bar who wanted to sell half. That's not an option. You sell the whole bar and buy back a smaller one. There's no saws in the vault ;)
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Or they should air them on a delay then fact check him live, pop up video style
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
The golf club on the back of the cart in this pic also looks like the leg of someone he ran over with the cart. Nicely symbolic of how trump treats people
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
They went even further than that... So we know it won't end here.
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
I pvr the show so I was sad to see his smug face tonight.
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
I love Abby but can't stand Jennings. He's legit bad for my health. Like the surgeon general should issue a warning bad. I either don't watch if he's on or FF when he's lying and/mansplaining
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Now we all are π
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Jamie needs to learn how to be a gangsta! Bring your drill to work day Hang it yourself youtu.be/hIoPlLEXM2Y?...
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Margin requirements would be a nightmare to determine, supervise and act on.
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm pretty sure we should be thanking Satan for DJT not God
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
If cholesterol isn't gonna take him, maybe a brain aneurysm from one of these rage rants will. @thegodpodcast.com , get on it will ya?
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
She must feed him cause the kitten is mostly leaving daddy alone
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure what's under Finn but this is what happens to me when I fold but don't put laundry away. Thank goodness she's a huge shedder π
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
I was wondering the same. Some parks have warning signs about one specific bird only... This one... That says it all
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
No, you look at my beautiful dogs ππππ Your dog is gorgeous... Love that smile Woof woof woof woof
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Suzy is my third Jack with Cushing's. With treatment they can live many more years. It is expensive but they're worth it.
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
I was today years old when I leaned this angel existed. Now I'm in love π Thanks for sharing youtube.com/shorts/rH8QT...
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
During covid when wrapping up a call with my boss I heard her say I love you... So I said I love you too... Then realized she was talking to a family member. It was the strangest of times π She was cool about it. Truthfully I just felt obligated to say it back in the moment.
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
You're definitely denying the workers access to their union doggy-deligate. The fines could be steep, up to and including cookies and belly rubs, along with suspension of baths
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
He'd be MIA due to inspecting the bunker
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
No offence to Peter... But... youtu.be/j6mX6afFw7Q?...
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Have we considered opening a casino? Adding a Ferris wheel?
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
If only it doubled as a Spa... Then there'd be huge govt investment
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
No credit for his wittle parade? π
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't let the door hit u on the way out Donnie
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
We'll just assume it's about trump and it's beautiful
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Better he show his disruptive @$$ out and let the adults talk
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
What a petulant child
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Does the EU know the UK is in charge now? Is one of them the 51st state? π
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
Their Mrs Claus bakery stuff at Christmas is adorbs. But yes, Lots of overpriced cheap items you could get elsewhere for less or pay the same and get quality items. Some stuff is well priced and needs to be better marketed. There's no way items they sell for 29.99 cost them anywhere near that.
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This makes me sad
Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent
I love this store so this makes me sad. My local store isn't on the list... Yet. The store could improve their in-store look and offer better deals. Their SM team is excellent they should promote some of them to their board.
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This is an absolute travesty. Poor doggies. β€οΈ
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Hahahaha