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Jesta Girl

@jestagirl.bsky.social

Mostly pics of my dogs and reposts of the rest of your brilliance. Mild political raging... A sign of the times. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #ElbowsUp

created November 15, 2024

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Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

You could just say "I don't think Pete Hegseth understands" and it's all encompassing

5/9/2025, 6:23:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

Same girl, same

4/9/2025, 4:55:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All the best people are on Blue Sky ❀️

3/9/2025, 1:17:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

Same girl, same

31/8/2025, 11:08:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just tell me how to dress for menopause... I'll pay any price to be cool in every way possible

31/8/2025, 8:44:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

U spelt penis wrong

31/8/2025, 8:41:26 AM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty sure there's already a travel warning about the US. But declaring the US not a safe country (which it pretty much is now) would trigger the tiny orange man so not a good move for Canada. Carney could end up in El Salvador

31/8/2025, 3:25:28 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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And scrubbing websites of DEI and any inconvenient truths

28/8/2025, 7:06:21 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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If this doesn't get him the Nobel Peace Prize, nothing will. Absolutely nothing... Let's keep it that way

27/8/2025, 4:10:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

Gross!

26/8/2025, 8:03:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to have a Jack Russel who'd push a basketball around until he got enough momentum to nose it up in the air like a seal. He'd hit a lot of walls in the process, Hard! He also loved dropping a tennis ball from the top of the stairs and chasing it down over & over May the force be with you!

24/8/2025, 1:19:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tiny Penis Club, assemble!!!!

23/8/2025, 2:31:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

And now this... The Epstein files? How about them Epstein files Donny?

23/8/2025, 2:00:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

We shall be reunited before you know it!

23/8/2025, 1:53:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

Good to know. Also I'm a Canadian so no vote for me. We're pulling for you guys up here. We know that most of you didn't want this.

23/8/2025, 1:43:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It'll serve him right if the Canada & Mexico venues sell out and the USA ones have empty seats 🍿

22/8/2025, 5:29:32 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Liars gonna lie about lying It's gonna be a loooong 3.5 years Hopefully the midterms will cut the suffering down to 1.5 years.

22/8/2025, 5:27:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Golden cake.. let them eat my beautiful, most perfect ever, golden chocolate cake.

22/8/2025, 5:21:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

When he's gone it'll all come back and they'll add about how a tiny hateful man tried to rewrite it. I can't wait for the day when history includes a true account of donold and maga

20/8/2025, 2:47:01 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine the collective salaries of the brain bank that came up with this 🀦

18/8/2025, 5:42:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone needs to make a Trump Putin version of Don't Give Up - Peter Gabriel & Kate Bush

16/8/2025, 12:39:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

Outside of the secret car convo this "summit" could been an email

16/8/2025, 12:28:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty sure my last boyfriend dropped out of gynecology school. Kept missing his oral exam. 🀷🀦

14/8/2025, 5:41:14 AM | 49 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not to mention the "Let them eat cake" vibes of ego inflating wasteful spending he's alluding to. Where's DOGE and Big Balls when you need 'em? Oh yeah, probably about to be indicted, I mean inducted... Into the KC Hall of Fame

13/8/2025, 11:46:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's so tacky and tasteless. The world is laughing at him... Including his demagogue buddies. They only let him think he's one of them.

12/8/2025, 3:31:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did they used to date? Did trump not get his hoody back?

10/8/2025, 7:43:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

Well if that doesn't stop him nothing will πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10/8/2025, 7:39:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

He can take this gawdy dust collector with him when he goes. So dumb

7/8/2025, 6:47:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for this Such a great read 🍿 I don't know which descriptor I like best. I think Trump vig .. but red cap-wearing throngs is kinda poetic too πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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7/8/2025, 6:09:39 PM | 10 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a t-shirt that says "sorry for everything I said before coffee" One of my favs

6/8/2025, 5:47:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/8/2025, 7:40:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

Shut up and sing

4/8/2025, 5:31:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

Maga is not a protected class.. yet. Smdh Feel bad for the cop

3/8/2025, 9:36:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That m-dash is a dead AI generated text giveaway. Noone is that accurate in texts posts or dms. Ya I know I'm missing a comma ... That's how u know I'm not a bot πŸ˜‚

3/8/2025, 9:25:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll pray for this

1/8/2025, 1:44:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

Stop telling women (or anyone) to just get over it Kevin.

30/7/2025, 1:05:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A pardon for who? That's his tell. His, I'm sorry what? Minus the sorry of course, cause he never is. Such a loathe some piece of πŸ’©

29/7/2025, 12:39:37 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which president will his Highness be replacing on Mt. Rushmore? Rhetorical question. He's replacing all 4, obviously

28/7/2025, 10:33:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pets Against Trump… (@trumph8ters.bsky.social) reposted

Me when I have had 1 minute in the treadmill…. 🐹

28/7/2025, 9:00:23 PM | 4225 475 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll have his babies.

28/7/2025, 10:29:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

For the good of the country? Puh-lease!!!!!

25/7/2025, 12:16:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

But was his lovely wife Imelda with him? What shoes was she wearing? Details donny, details...

24/7/2025, 5:16:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For a min there I thought he stopped himself from saying the quiet part out loud More likely that his brain broke

23/7/2025, 1:07:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

What's not to love ❀️?

22/7/2025, 2:33:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had an amazing time at the Moon Mammoths game yesterday. Worth the trip from Canada πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦. Met John Oliver & Bruce Moon and my life will never be the same. Great job all! @lastweektonight.com @erieseawolves.bsky.social #MoonMammoths

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21/7/2025, 1:21:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love that they pre populated "accept offer" No ftards, I do not accept. Cancelled. Adios paramount.

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19/7/2025, 4:09:35 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank god John Oliver has HBO money to fight fascism. Please god, don't let CBS ever acquire them. I too will watch Colbert wherever he lands, he's brilliant and a beautiful human being.

18/7/2025, 1:32:08 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait til Donold hears what Grok did to Les Miserables. I asked for a picture of Jean Valjean carrying Cosette. Grok be like? Carrying? Like so he can throw her in the river? Done!

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15/7/2025, 1:26:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

Let him have it. It's his favourite

14/7/2025, 10:56:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

And she wants names so she can fire (or worse) the truth tellers What a 🐊 of πŸ’©

13/7/2025, 4:17:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

🎢 hello Karma, my old friend 🎢 The find out stage is only in it's infancy, I look forward to more "tragic" stories such as this 🍿

13/7/2025, 4:11:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for the nightmares Theo :(

11/7/2025, 12:09:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She went to the Jared Kushner school of disaster management.

11/7/2025, 6:08:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

Rapists and pedophiles too

9/7/2025, 1:10:12 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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don't worry. I'm sure Elon saved a copy for future use

8/7/2025, 2:38:43 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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he's a lunatic. a dangerous angry lunatic with the nuclear codes. heaven help us all

8/7/2025, 2:37:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Want more Fascism but different? America Party ... There's an A.P.(p) for that

6/7/2025, 9:48:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol. At first read I thought the same. What happened to 65 people?

5/7/2025, 3:39:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

Song lyrics... Even more song lyrics

4/7/2025, 4:50:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

This should be the law!

4/7/2025, 1:51:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

Love these mins... This one is one of the best!

1/7/2025, 4:11:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alligator Alcatraz? Da fvck???????

1/7/2025, 4:09:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't even know he was still alive

1/7/2025, 4:07:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While in college? That's nothing I heard that once as a toddler he went in his nappy and refused to use the potty.... And now he's gonna clean up NYC? Sell that πŸ’© somewhere else, I'm not buyin' it

30/6/2025, 2:31:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/6/2025, 11:04:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I work at a bank. I remember a client with a gold bar who wanted to sell half. That's not an option. You sell the whole bar and buy back a smaller one. There's no saws in the vault ;)

30/6/2025, 2:23:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

Or they should air them on a delay then fact check him live, pop up video style

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29/6/2025, 3:39:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

The golf club on the back of the cart in this pic also looks like the leg of someone he ran over with the cart. Nicely symbolic of how trump treats people

29/6/2025, 3:29:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They went even further than that... So we know it won't end here.

28/6/2025, 4:28:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I pvr the show so I was sad to see his smug face tonight.

28/6/2025, 4:17:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love Abby but can't stand Jennings. He's legit bad for my health. Like the surgeon general should issue a warning bad. I either don't watch if he's on or FF when he's lying and/mansplaining

28/6/2025, 3:18:18 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now we all are πŸ˜‚

27/6/2025, 1:26:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jamie needs to learn how to be a gangsta! Bring your drill to work day Hang it yourself youtu.be/hIoPlLEXM2Y?...

26/6/2025, 6:58:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Margin requirements would be a nightmare to determine, supervise and act on.

26/6/2025, 6:48:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm pretty sure we should be thanking Satan for DJT not God

26/6/2025, 12:50:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/6/2025, 7:38:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If cholesterol isn't gonna take him, maybe a brain aneurysm from one of these rage rants will. @thegodpodcast.com , get on it will ya?

23/6/2025, 7:35:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She must feed him cause the kitten is mostly leaving daddy alone

22/6/2025, 4:13:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not sure what's under Finn but this is what happens to me when I fold but don't put laundry away. Thank goodness she's a huge shedder πŸ˜‚

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22/6/2025, 4:10:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

I was wondering the same. Some parks have warning signs about one specific bird only... This one... That says it all

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21/6/2025, 2:13:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesta Girl (@jestagirl.bsky.social) reply parent

No, you look at my beautiful dogs πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Your dog is gorgeous... Love that smile Woof woof woof woof

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21/6/2025, 2:08:19 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Suzy is my third Jack with Cushing's. With treatment they can live many more years. It is expensive but they're worth it.

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21/6/2025, 2:06:28 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was today years old when I leaned this angel existed. Now I'm in love πŸ’— Thanks for sharing youtube.com/shorts/rH8QT...

21/6/2025, 2:02:59 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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During covid when wrapping up a call with my boss I heard her say I love you... So I said I love you too... Then realized she was talking to a family member. It was the strangest of times πŸ˜‚ She was cool about it. Truthfully I just felt obligated to say it back in the moment.

20/6/2025, 10:36:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're definitely denying the workers access to their union doggy-deligate. The fines could be steep, up to and including cookies and belly rubs, along with suspension of baths

20/6/2025, 4:58:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He'd be MIA due to inspecting the bunker

20/6/2025, 3:36:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No offence to Peter... But... youtu.be/j6mX6afFw7Q?...

17/6/2025, 9:26:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have we considered opening a casino? Adding a Ferris wheel?

17/6/2025, 1:50:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If only it doubled as a Spa... Then there'd be huge govt investment

17/6/2025, 1:49:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No credit for his wittle parade? πŸ˜‚

17/6/2025, 2:49:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't let the door hit u on the way out Donnie

17/6/2025, 2:25:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We'll just assume it's about trump and it's beautiful

17/6/2025, 2:24:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Better he show his disruptive @$$ out and let the adults talk

17/6/2025, 2:21:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a petulant child

17/6/2025, 2:05:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does the EU know the UK is in charge now? Is one of them the 51st state? πŸ˜‚

17/6/2025, 1:57:14 AM | 19 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their Mrs Claus bakery stuff at Christmas is adorbs. But yes, Lots of overpriced cheap items you could get elsewhere for less or pay the same and get quality items. Some stuff is well priced and needs to be better marketed. There's no way items they sell for 29.99 cost them anywhere near that.

17/6/2025, 12:05:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This makes me sad

17/6/2025, 12:03:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love this store so this makes me sad. My local store isn't on the list... Yet. The store could improve their in-store look and offer better deals. Their SM team is excellent they should promote some of them to their board.

17/6/2025, 12:01:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is an absolute travesty. Poor doggies. ❀️

16/6/2025, 6:59:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahahaha

16/6/2025, 2:34:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view