Man you whine more than my five year old
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Man you whine more than my five year old
He sounds like a virus wearing an Edgar suit.
Taylor Swift Spoils Travis Kelce For Anniversary By Cracking Egg Over His Kibble
Tylenol about to buy Loomer and RFK out of office.
Someone told him there was more space in Alabama
We need phasers to disrupt disruptors.
Bluekumy
Poor Nates Liver
Bluekoy
Dude could have just picked up that vehicle and set it down against the curb.
Weapons they get from the US
Whites sell everyone, I can whataboutism too.
All that experience and he still sucks
No, he's right. I was only having gender with his mom from 2015 forward, we called it something else before that.
I think they told him that he's no longer useful to them so they're going to have him killed so the couch fucker can take over and he's been pouting about it.
When my dad quit smoking he said he could smell and taste things again so I believe you.
17 year old Jackie Mitchell struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig in 1931. Ruth's fee fees were hurt and threw a tantrum on how women were too delicate to play baseball. Due to his toddler like antics, women were banned from being signed in the MLB 1992.
40% of the time, they beat their wives every time.
They final destinationed him. I can only hope it was as comically splooshy.
Who knows, maybe they'll deport his balls
Soon a subscription to the Jerry free feed is how Bluesky makes money
May he get for himself everything he wishes for others.
How do we speed up the migration
Economic systems should only ever be measured by how they treat the rich and those in power.
i know everyone with a functioning brain expected chatgpt to result in deaths but i'm gonna be honest i didn't expect a suicide and a murder-suicide in the same week so soon. altman should be personally held liable
I want the ventilation systems you see in all the alien movies, sans aliens (maybe).
Every day is asking too much from me
Lying ass cops caught time and again lying, time to reverse any and all sentences that involved a cop as witness or testimony.
Great time to be a travelling guillotine salesperson
Abusers don't often think that their victims should be able to cut off all contact with them.
Someone should flatten, I mean straighten that out
There was never any justice for that poor young man.
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
Commence the suin'!
Well, shit
bsky.app/profile/orac... if you so desire.
May he suffer in proportion to the suffering he has caused.
Every single time, these scumfuckers think they're gonna be able to work Chotiner, to define the narrative, and then they say some shit like this that makes it clear they think it's alright to knowingly murder children.
The Altman Flop
The internet forest animals can sense when someone's kind of a dick.
Vampire: "Knock, knock." Me: "Who's there?" Vampire: "Thank You." Me: "You're welcome... Oh shit."
It has to look like an accident
I wish the worst for all parties
The lawsuit also says that before Shi downloaded the documents, he searched, βhow to wipe out MacBookβ and βCan somebody see if Iβve opened a file on a shared drive?β If Dr. Cheng Shi had done his research at a local library, they wouldn't have this evidence to confront him with.
More like Ew Genics, am I right?
That's just $1.92 a word, we could get that lower by going off shore.
Democracy is just a game to Shiney
Restock alert! Mark your calendars for September 6th, 10am PT Lots of cups and a few larger pieces will be available. Listing previews coming soon β¨ Amyraehill.com #sciart #bsnm
Little jadie's all growed up.
Pros And Cons Of Using AI For Schoolwork https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-using-ai-for-schoolwork/
oh no, anyway
Too bad that wall doesn't keep Americans from selling weapons to the cartels.
Watch as Israel murders five reporters, and rescuers, at Nasser Hospital in Gaza. Imagine foreign journalists had been let into Gaza. It would be them being blown apart as they reported on an earlier Israeli strike on the hospital. Maybe then the media might finally concede it's a genocide.
That movie had me laughing harder than I have in a long while.
He is Driven indeed.
The thing about Eric Adams is that maybe he is UNAWARE THAT HE IS CURRENTLY THE MAYOR OF NYC so if working people are struggling so hard that they cannot be part of a Scavenger Hunt THEN THAT IS PARTLY HIS FAULT.
Oh no!
Final Destination Bloodlines was so goddamned funny, it was an amazing ride of hilarious ways for people to die. I see my therapist on Tuesday.
βI was r*ped sometimes 3 times a day on that islandβ¦ and I was not the only girl on that islandβ¦ Ghislaine must die in prison, because Iβve been in hell and back for the last 17 years.β Listen to the survivors.
He should go back to Europe
This whole internet age verification bullshit just serves as a layer of protection for pedophiles. They can now claim that they never knew someone was a minor because the website verified them.
A company legally caught lying that the layoffs that claimed redundancy due to AI chat bots was a complete lie. Those left had to work overtime and management also had to work the phones. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
Fucking liars everywhere.
Wish he'd hurry it up.
Man, I should get a racketeering job to get fired from.
I dunno let me try: Gavin Newsom once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, heβd have done it faster but for 14 of those minutes he was throwing away the possessions of a homeless person
Progress isn't what the GOP wants though, they want slavery.
Life is so fucking weird (complimentary)
Sending politicians and tech bros to Mars.
Capitalists putting profit above safety yet again.
This is written for my own benefit as much as anyone else's. It's so that I can have it all in one place and point people at it. It's what the Reference Rants are for. Needless to say, someone is in trouble. Likely several someones.
I'm really hoping the shrimp are working on their own nuclear deterrent.
Printer is so happy to hate you.
I finally bought a printer to replace one so ancient there were no drivers at all anymore and I just need to scan some documents but the ink is low and like ... what the fuck π€¬ is this just how we're living now???
Help off a cliff
Who taught the shrimp to enrich cesium-137? My bet is the orcas.
These fuckin' european americans.
Measles? Oh you mean RFKJr Disease.
Let her know we love them all.
More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns
Like have one of them grab the others' ass at least, c'mon.
I'll bet that's what the diamond armor was for.
The seal on the wall behind her makes it look like she has a crown or maybe a halo.
Like the smoldering coal mine of Centralia, he refused to be extinguished.
give him your fish
Ignoring me means I'm right.
I will social media about it.
Why trust the experts, I don't trust my ex. I don't even know what a pert is let alone an ex one.
Good for him
Only straight posters can show tarektoverso their dicks and asses.
Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test
Republicans: Gun control just isn't possible. *Dude throws a sandwich at a federal officer* Republicans: Effective immediately, all citizens must undergo a background check before purchasing a sandwich. Also, sandwich producers need to perform strict testing to ensure bread is soft and harmless.
Today is my birthday! Could you, please, share my art, it is the best gift an artist can get π
JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vanc...
Show me the baby propelled grenades.
Pay to get murdered AND they sell your organs just before dumping your carcass in a mass grave behind the Denny's, there are no downsides.
