The real story is the racist emails the two shared.
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The real story is the racist emails the two shared.
Priorities. 🫤
See, in America somebody would jam beer cans into the slot until the system failed.
It's like waking up one day and realizing your pet cat is actually an alligator. How the hell do you miss that?
youtu.be/yhuMLpdnOjY?...
Who speaks with *that* accent? Unemployed sword swallowers and garglers of battery acid?😮
Though, knowing Trump it's some ripped dude Trump imagines he looks like. 🤦
Perfect!
A childhood visit to Jersey. Twelve cousins of all types abandoned to the finished basement while the adults drank upstairs. When grandma checked on the commotion she reported that we were “Swinging from the chandeliers in the Rec Room!” From under the toppled bookcase fort, I heard wreck room.
Jesus... there are two like that? 😬
(not that rainbows are defacement, just that they cover the thing)!
Yup. Nothing said about defacing the damn signs. 😆
Bet you could paint all the guns you wanted. 🫤
youtu.be/8al5cSQNmME?...
Just imagine, one day you'll do that and find the most joyous obituary!
Calling Karoline Leavitt a Christian is like... Ugh... sorry. Threw up in my mouth a little. 🤢
I'll watch that!
Except I'm pretty sure they gorge themselves on even more money after each one.
Yeah... not buying that that's the action that motivates this. So why include it?
Oh no! There was a $100 gift card inside!!!😬
Jesus Fucking Chicken!
Are you *sure* RFK hasn't seen the inside of a meth lab? Because it sure would explain a lot.
That was the sequel to her earlier, popular hit "Make Fuck Card, Get Green."
Gotta love when even an electrical outlet thinks you're an idiot! 😮
"An attach on Big Balls is an attack on America, Apple Pie, George Washington, Jesus H. Christ, and Donald Trump." Stephen Miller, probably
Crowned stool is more like it. 👑💩
She's won handily 5 times.
And for all the bullshit about Lee being a great Virginia statesman, he's always celebrated in his Confederate uniform for *some reason*.🤔
Is the motherfucker depicted in his goddamn Confederate uniform? They're honoring him for being a Confederate general and killing US soldiers?
Guns don't kill people, but they've killed several Kennedys.
I would like to see Trump get more of the bible in him in any way possible. Wherever they can jam it.
You study at the RFK Jr. school of medicine?
Wait... but RFK Jr's mellifluous voice was pleasing to her? 🤔
Strategy?! Maybe rethink your entire existence.
What a hellscape. 🙄
Trust you she's not staying? She's on her 5th term. 😮
Perhaps the only good to come from Trump's rise is the tearing away of the facade of bullshit the GOP has fed us for generations, insisting it comprised "sincere principles." Fuck
Great. 🫤 But I have zero expectation anything will change with her for the remainder of her term. She's quitting because Liberals are mean, not she suddenly realized her culpability in this American Carnage.
Where's the grave? I need to piss.
Is it surgery? Looks like shrink wrap to me.
Sure, but the bathrooms are litter boxes and you have to eat the pets. Oh, and an immigrant took your job.
Seems exceptions should be made when the CDC is run by assholes and their list is bullshit.
Wait... the answer to gun violence is Mike Johnson's heart? I know a guy who can get it for us.
Someone needs to be hired to stand just off camera to let loose a blast of an air horn every time a Republican opens its reptilian mouth to speak.
Right. That's a job for shit.
I hate to give her any credit, but Loomer didn't engage in an insurrection.
Fuck Susan Collins! If only we could get the state of Maine on board with this. What the fuck's wrong with them?
He was always a thirsty little fucker.
A dead cunt.
Asshole says what?
The next Democratic President should revoke Trump's security detail and Melania's parent's citizenship on day 1.
Something in there somewhere about paying the "injured" husband a goat if you beat his pregnant wife and she miscarries, too.
Too late for me. But maybe we can save the next generation?
Wouldn't bet against it happening. But how?🤔
It's literally any goddamn thing except the guns. 😠
If you didn't want to represent your constituents, what the fuck are you doing in politics? Oh, right... the sweet, sweet maga bucks. 🫤
If only it were a literal gag.
Ditch Jerrycan Match
Martial
Pretty sure the biblical "put to death for adultery" only ever applied to women. 🫤
She should be buried in a cess pit.
I still think he meant he can see midichlorians, like from Star Wars. 🫤
That's my sense.
The Trump administration is probably buying handbooks on destroying a country through propaganda from the Kremlin. They're paying top rate and think they're getting some cutting edge stuff but it's just recycled bullshit from 2016. Still...
That last sentence makes the first the lie.
Yes, but her family wants a full military funeral (or I guess reinternment). And the freaking Air Force has agreed.
I think he means he can see midichlorians. 😬
Pretty sure he means he sees midichlorians. 😲
Part of a series of parables about the dangers of staffing DOJ with unrepentant assclowns.
Tuna? Dolphin? 🤷♂️ Whatever's in season.
Oh! Sorry. That was a text meant for my wife. 😬
Fuck... are they almost done yet? 😵
I'm not currently on any SSRIs but whenever I hear RFK Jr. speak I'm overcome with a strong urge to hurl rotten vegetables. Or bricks.
Of course. Trump isn't *building* anything, just tearing down.
(I don't believe that's what he's actually saying) 😬
(no kittens were harmed in the use of this meme)
That's a whole new meaning!😆
Not sure they're considered "children" until they pupate.
The party of Flaw and Odor
Jesus fucking Christ
🙏🙏🙏
Welcome to the United Soviet States of America.🫤
Pretty sure it was tuna. 😆
Under this regime that makes more sense.
Even funnier when the Subway One sues!
notreallysurewhatyou'retalkingabout
They're going to have to burn that chair.
... Biscuits!
Thank Trump for god, you mean. 🫤
You must be some kind of moron whisperer! All I got was the nasty buzzing static of a brain disintegrating in real time.
He's got a future in fishing as a masturbater.
It's like a 4th-grader giving an oral book report on a book he never read. And he's drunk.
Depends on the screen.
???
More like a cross-dressing room. 🤔