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JJDiane 🐝

@jjdianem.bsky.social

(She/her) Single Mom of two gorgeous boys! Progressive Leftist Bay Area Millennial, surviving in a blue bubble in Texas. Fighting Ovarian Cancer and deaf. Eat the rich, Medicare for all, Trans rights are human rights and support Death With Dignity.

created November 9, 2024

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Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m a Millennial. My parents are Boomers.

31/8/2025, 6:02:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d rather my Mom not die…

31/8/2025, 6:01:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn’t know Clemens was MAGA until just now.

31/8/2025, 5:41:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

There was a whole TikTok trend of throwing Kraft cheese slices at children. I want to see those indictments.

31/8/2025, 5:38:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Greg in Atlanta, it is time for your prostate exam.

31/8/2025, 5:18:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude…🤣

31/8/2025, 3:03:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s a superhero.

31/8/2025, 3:01:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it’s cute when people do it at 25 and 50 anniversaries, just something super sweet about celebrating long last love and commitment.

31/8/2025, 3:00:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

So that leaves…bowling?

31/8/2025, 2:50:25 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess every parent who has ever attended their kids games is a pervert too?

31/8/2025, 2:47:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s a cutie pie.

31/8/2025, 1:43:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Texas State murdered Michigan last night, I didn’t think about the Epstein files even one time!

31/8/2025, 1:34:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s never occurred to me to call the cops on the neighborhood kids who chalk up my driveway. I think I’d be bad at fascism.

31/8/2025, 6:40:25 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope he walks too close to a window.

31/8/2025, 6:36:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Biden started another war? Jeez.

31/8/2025, 6:32:01 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

More kids need to consider two years at a community college and then a transfer to a four year for their bachelor’s. It just makes more economic sense.

31/8/2025, 12:55:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, you really shouldn’t do that.

31/8/2025, 12:35:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

When you add the tariffs it will be $300. Just cut a head hole out of a sheet and Greek it.

31/8/2025, 12:27:35 AM | 65 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

She picked out a daughter at Trader Joe’s.

31/8/2025, 12:24:25 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not taking my pants off for the Target Karen to check my parts.

31/8/2025, 12:23:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

None of them are competent and it’s going to be another disaster with a death toll at some point.

31/8/2025, 12:15:55 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s unbelievable and horrific. I cannot imagine subjecting my child to that. How a Mother can tell her child to kill herself…it’s beyond my comprehension.

30/8/2025, 11:55:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social)

Katrina: Come Hell or High Water on Netflix, should be required viewing for literally every American. I’m thrown back to 2005 and the rage of watching a humanitarian crisis unfold due to systemic racism starting at the White House. 20 years later, we are still 2005 America, failing to be better.

30/8/2025, 11:54:02 PM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

It…hasn’t even been a year since Helene?

30/8/2025, 8:33:17 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

I think so too!❤️

30/8/2025, 7:44:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Right???

30/8/2025, 7:34:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social)

My kid is adorable.

“Mother, I’m Starving” “Son, there is a fridge full of food” “Yeah” “What do you want” “A hug” “Come get”
30/8/2025, 7:33:44 PM | 35 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Or the smoking. Hats and smoking. Murrow shit.

30/8/2025, 7:29:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Gold is gross.

30/8/2025, 7:23:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, that sounds like a great death, though. I wouldn’t mind dying on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland.

30/8/2025, 7:21:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought he was seen golfing?

30/8/2025, 7:18:51 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay, sure, he’s totally going to.

30/8/2025, 7:16:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Limestone, his new shower pressure rant.

30/8/2025, 7:15:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

There is. I know a jury convicted him. But did they convict him on false evidence? Why were eyewitnesses basically ignored? Then the serious issues of evidence tampering by the CPD. There is just a lot to really make these waters very muddied.

30/8/2025, 6:35:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social)

Just finished the Jussie Smollett Netflix documentary. Ya’ll, I am conflicted as fuck now. I didn’t really expect that reaction either, but I am genuinely conflicted now. He may actually be innocent. I don’t know, but from this point on, I don’t feel comfortable even suggesting he’s a liar.

30/8/2025, 6:29:05 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

😒

30/8/2025, 4:42:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

I doubt she will, she doesn’t seem like the type that will be honest with anyone about what she was doing and why.

30/8/2025, 4:30:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Second week, yep.

30/8/2025, 4:27:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s completely insane.

30/8/2025, 4:25:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I live in San Marcos, of course I’m going to look at how our kids at Texas State are going to do and…DAMN. Kill them, Bobcats! If we weren’t a house full of Covid, I’d probably take the kids tonight.

Probability percentages of Texas State vs Michigan tonight, 83% probability for a Texas State win.
30/8/2025, 4:20:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Shut up, Jack.

30/8/2025, 4:08:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just finished Unknown Number on Netflix. I remember being horrified when the story made the news. I’m honestly shocked that this Mother agreed to be interviewed. She clearly thought she could cry her way out of notoriety. No.

30/8/2025, 4:06:49 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

While I have never shot a guy, I feel like these are wildly different corrosions.

30/8/2025, 2:15:29 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social)

Ugh. He’s alive. Day ruined.

30/8/2025, 2:09:41 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, my brothers are inferior beings. There is me and I am the awesomest child.

30/8/2025, 1:58:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

The Swift wars are hugely entertaining.

30/8/2025, 1:54:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

My son is autistic and doesn’t grieve either. He’s sympathetic and empathetic towards those who do, but it’s not something he seems to do, at all. He will talk about people and pets, but it’s never in a sadly emotional way.

30/8/2025, 1:52:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

A couple years ago, I saw those pictures that could move. I asked someone who is more techy than me to do it to a picture of my Grandparents. I still cry when I look at it. But, this is monetizing grief ins way that is insanely unhealthy.

30/8/2025, 1:28:11 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social)

It’s not going to stop at pediatric brain cancer, which by itself is not fucking okay. It’s going to hurt everyone currently suffering from cancer and future diagnoses. This is one of the worst things this administration will do to us.

30/8/2025, 1:20:51 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not “not alive” enough.

30/8/2025, 1:16:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

I adore her.

30/8/2025, 1:03:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my God.

30/8/2025, 11:27:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, paying taxes to build ballrooms and mulch DC instead of benefiting our own communities where it actually matters. Awesome.

30/8/2025, 11:25:47 AM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Whoever kicked his ass deserves a medal.

30/8/2025, 11:10:41 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re crushing my dreams.

30/8/2025, 11:08:44 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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My first world problem this morning? Really want to do a DoorDash an order of coffee and donuts. Can’t because it’s too early to turn the ADT alarm off and wake the little Covid havers.

30/8/2025, 10:16:24 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Looking forward to the Netflix doc.

30/8/2025, 10:10:51 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was a natural disaster. I don’t see the point of suing, it’s not going to bring anyone back, but it could kill a camp that is obviously loved.

30/8/2025, 10:08:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

If it were possible, I’d choose Ireland. A beautiful little cottage, some delightful farm animals. *sigh* What a beautiful dream.

30/8/2025, 10:05:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I went to bed early, woke up early and see the internet all aflutter with rumors and innuendo that some person may have…died.

30/8/2025, 9:08:54 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

I think Cary Grant was the male version of Marilyn Monroe, meaning he could wear a potato sack and look sexy. But damn, every one of these guys makes that look one of the sexiest looks for men, hands down.

30/8/2025, 7:34:59 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, he’s a rat. He did rat things. Not guilty.

30/8/2025, 2:41:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

“Don’t feed hungry kids, it leads to fascism.”

30/8/2025, 2:38:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Why can’t we have nice things, goddamnit?

30/8/2025, 2:37:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m expecting this one to be a good time.

30/8/2025, 12:25:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not my youths. 🤮

29/8/2025, 10:26:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Good. I hate her.

29/8/2025, 3:47:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not contagious, which is a relief. I’m assuming the issue stems from inadequate building maintenance.

29/8/2025, 3:39:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Our Grandkids will be watching TikTok videos in History class.

29/8/2025, 3:12:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a fair point, I agree.

29/8/2025, 3:09:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In case anyone was wondering (no one was wondering) how Miss Rose’s diet was going. She’s still a shapely little goddess.

A beautiful chunky goddess sits in a doorway.
29/8/2025, 2:32:56 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, the kids have Covid. We’re officially shut in for the long weekend. We’re going straight up 2020 vintage quarantine and DoorDash.

29/8/2025, 2:24:20 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

We don’t want it monetized. That ruins everything.

29/8/2025, 2:20:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s still on this bullshit? Dude would try to monetize the neighborhood kid park.

29/8/2025, 2:13:50 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

A lot of us were. He was a different person then.

29/8/2025, 2:12:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Huh? This affects people buying cheap, duty free stuff.

29/8/2025, 1:06:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Awful.

29/8/2025, 1:04:07 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like you just wanted to put out some pictures and failed to remember that writing a good article is the point. But, nice pictures.

29/8/2025, 12:53:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Losing a pet is so hard.

29/8/2025, 12:50:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

You have to ask?

29/8/2025, 12:37:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

That person is not okay.

29/8/2025, 12:30:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

He does look awfully pleased with himself.

29/8/2025, 11:23:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw this happen live and watched Mike Myers shit his pants. But, today…a statement as true as this was, wouldn’t even make the news.

29/8/2025, 11:20:18 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

GODDAMNIT

29/8/2025, 9:31:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Telling myself I’m going to watch videos of pandas falling off stuff until I fall asleep and suddenly it is 4am. Goddamnit.

29/8/2025, 9:25:14 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He will be, a couple days in the hospital. But he will be fine.

29/8/2025, 3:12:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My brother scared the shit out of the whole family today. Went to the ER, they admitted him and he had emergency surgery. Other brother kept everyone up to date. He’s finally lucid! 🙌🏻

“I’m really glad you’re alive.” “Thanks” “Heard you got a tube, that sucks.” “Yes it does”
29/8/2025, 3:10:20 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yeah, for sure. Every new school year, by week two the wastebasket is parked by the couch for the drippy nose boy playing video games.

29/8/2025, 2:50:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

I do think BlueSky does a good job though.

29/8/2025, 2:49:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everything but the guns, right? On Fox News, they’re blaming anxiety medication. JD Vance proclaims it’s a mental health issue. They’re cancelling each other out so they can continue on doing fuck all about dead kids because feeling like Rambo is too much fun.

29/8/2025, 2:41:39 AM | 17 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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I take anxiety medication. It’s never occurred to me to shoot up a school.

29/8/2025, 2:38:27 AM | 31 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m going to miss Heidi, she’s awesome.

29/8/2025, 2:35:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve blocked three “Lizzie” accounts in the last five minutes. Damn, I thought the porn bots were under control.

29/8/2025, 2:35:04 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

How are you going to enforce this? Sexually assault people into showing their genitalia?

29/8/2025, 1:31:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

This you?

OP’s post about buying lottery tickets, which is…gambling.
28/8/2025, 10:50:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

Uh…you’re doing the news wrong.

28/8/2025, 6:12:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JJDiane 🐝 (@jjdianem.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s not what my eye doctor said.

28/8/2025, 5:38:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It works so hard you get shot while doing it.

28/8/2025, 5:36:07 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God damn, that’s a banger.

28/8/2025, 5:34:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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School started two weeks ago. Both kids are home sick today. Fucking clockwork. 🤣

28/8/2025, 1:32:09 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view