What about Cool Spot?
What about Cool Spot?
Should have done In Too Deep
Or at least a Nobel Peach Pie
Dads and Grads can go fuck themselves, I guess
Or Magoo
They changed the billboard by my office the day before they announced the change and now I have to see that silly new logo advertising green beans
Who's the heart throb in this version? Certainly not rfk
Women can be anything they want, even a cloud of gas
I'm still taking my faceplate inside no matter how many troops he sends to Fort Worth
Hopefully that's only up for a few more days
I'll riot if they change the gravy
Thankfully we could be weeks away
Toot toot
Or just skip the debates entirely and say by now you know our records and what we'll say
Blair clothing or Blair genealogy?
And why can't ai solve it
eTopps?!?
True but the base hates him
See ya in five years!
Our heritage
When Oliver goes to school, we all win
In Texas my options are limited so probably just "fruit"
Gonna treat myself to a wooter ice later for spotting it
almost as though…and stay with me here…we have the answers to the test
That so many of them still have work tomorrow and they can't TGIF
It's great cheese and usually worth the extra dollar
It was sitting right there and I couldn't help myself
C. R. A. S. H. rules everything around Philly.
He should also be working on bringing back Air Mall!
Wasn't Pulte a quasi-good guy for a while years ago? Or was he just an interesting weird guy?
This is the lady that was a Trump model as a kid?
333
Peter Thiel
No wonder his wife left him for Elon
Bark bark
@jordanjessego.bsky.social without a vase base, without a trace
A vs a
No rules in the rulebook against it
Hot dogging!
I got my driver's license plate last week just like Trump always talked about.
Keep your hotel printer oiled!
Yeah let's take away how the armed forces and homebound conservatives vote.
California needs to leave and end this experiment
I'm waiting to see which state tries not doing the federal part of their election to get brownie points with Trump
Guy already spent his bonus at Shake Shack
They're just using the titles for travel at the labels expense
That made me laugh so dang hard
Important to remember all the media we fell in love with was done as a minor though
The. Worst. Horse.
Have they removed anyone?
Get ready to be disappointed
Is that his daughter?
Goo
Am I crazy or was Maggie not terrible years ago
He's a piece of crap but right now he's our piece of crap
Probably against public funded elections too
How will Clarence justify that I wonder
Literally flapping his gums
I thought maybe you ran with a rough crowd and there wasn't enough work for them
Airplane style co-driver
Basically the only reason I still have a trombone
Can't say that without @hodgman.bsky.social showing up
Because it's so low?
Damn you AI. Why are you so bad at this?!?
City so scary that Charlie's gums are hiding
He's gonna keep posting like this even after he's not president. Fuck.
Wait a damned second!
What's the best way to get Godzilla here in Texas? Both the comic and also a visit by him?
Matt Belknap's personal nightmare
Hay
I was thinking Tails
You'll hear them coming
So stupid
(he wasn't that wrong to do what he did either)
And parading their bodies around via train
Even my Louisiana mother who called it the War of Northern Aggression (because that's how it was taught back then) admitted they lost.
Explore Ben and Adam more?
The wooden leg?
We're eating teachers now?
Where one of them keeps reminding the other he kept his underwear on
Probably using those private lawyers that are costing the state millions yearly
No. We're looking for 8 day a week effort.
Waiting for someone to throw a fleshlight on the court during a Big 3 game this weekend
Cornbread!
trumpgolftrack.com
I'm starting a cranberry bog!
Being a minor would actually be beneficial because your record would seal
Maybe this is based on an older blueberry kind of like how the new banana doesn't act like the old banana
I know he asked but there isn't a federal crime for them to arrest for
Too mean to Jack.
What would the feds be involved?
Love that dinosaur too
And it helps aging stars fall in love. Win win win because we all win.
My MBA brain can't comprehend our economy hinging on Nvidia selling chips to tech companies to pretend to love AI products they know don't work.
I love that he's doing calls from his hotel room after his wife kicked him out
For his state crimes?
In a fair world, he and nutlick would be asked to leave the country and live in exile after the stunts they continue to pull
Would you at least use the bullpen cart?