Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social)
I found this post that is about me lol
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social)
I found this post that is about me lol
Kobold Factory đłď¸ââ§ď¸ (@koboldfactory.bsky.social) reposted
ngl chat, knowing several artists only a few years older than me that have debilitating wrist pain now that prevents them from drawing most of the time scares me a lot as someoneâs whose favorite activity of all time, that I canât stand not being able to do, is drawing.
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social)
Now I draw for work but my first career was dancing for the stage - ten years of it. Every. Single day. You must stretch and strength train your damn body, especially the fragile parts like your wrist, or they will atrophy or break! And no reversing the damages so stretch/strength now
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social)
Roofing warehouse I weighed less than a single packet of shingles. The only white person in the warehouse. A wafer thin lil gayboy . I learned how to drive a forklift and strap down semi trucks for the highway tho
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that the Tsar Bomba
Mike Pielocik (@mikepie.bsky.social) reposted
People need to calm down with the conspiracy theories, hereâs Trump today at his Virginia golf club with MAGA radio host John Fredericks
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Saw one that does weekly prompts which is like a more chill general manager
mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted
bump
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh damn Iâm hungry now
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
He has the heart. Just no skill
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah wtf is up w that
jenny_tightpantsđŞ (@jtp.bsky.social) reposted
my favorite thing to do is to sit in one spot in my house and give expository dialog to anyone who walks in uninvited and talks to me
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh thatâs fucking funny
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
www.thedailybeast.com/bill-clinton...
Bill McKay (@mckay4senate.bsky.social) reposted
Funniest possible thing is we get a Hugo Chavez scenario where he was dead for a while before they announce it.
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted
Must be Grudenâs favorite golf outfit since he wore it last week at Trumpâs club in Virginia.
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
I love how insane everyone has become
First Wordle Problems (@fwordleproblems.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
But some people WILL be the last ones, both with his stupid stocks and his whole stupid career. And I love that for them and can't wait to see them lost and alone when it's over.
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought this meant week 0 as in the week trump died we just call that week 0
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
The last 10 years has been The Looting of America
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do so many old ppl act like they donât know what happened in the past or they act like what we know about history is ânot really how it went downâ Lots of white American adults act like this
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this what qanon based their pizzagate off of? Notorious for not being able to come up any new conspiracy, rather just saying all the evil things that already happen only blaming solely on Who Ever I Donât Like
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Their only values are child rape, white supremacy and general suffering
Jeff Harris (@nemalki.bsky.social) reposted
Man, children's television may be bad in the US, but it looks fricking bleak up north. They're shutting down a lot of channels in the coming days. Nick Canada, Family Channel, ABC Spark, WildBrain TV, Disney XD, Family Jr., Disney Jr., TĂŠlĂŠmagino, and La ChaĂŽne Disney are on the outs.
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Iâm sure bc you said this theyâre going to take a way the save button and put another bot that only autosaves and tells you when it does it
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
They were given a chance!
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
I loved the original as a kid lol
Phil (@heardyoulooking.bsky.social) reposted
The balls are the ass of the dick
wargen (@funeralpig.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
jenny_tightpantsđŞ (@jtp.bsky.social) reposted
isn't this the guy who pissed in his own mouth
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Lmao
Christina Holland (@mortalwombat.info) reposted
People keep remaking Snow White and promising a fresh spin but every single time the mirror is actually magic and really talks back to the Evil Queen. I think they should make it just a regular mirror and she is nuts. I think that would be creepier and it would Speak to the Moment or whatever
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
I donât think so
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh Jesus
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
The millennial and gen x libertarians would be embarrassed if they werenât busy buckling their girlfriends car seat
gaspingenemyofgod.bsky.social (@gaspingenemyofgod.bsky.social) reposted
đśâ¤ď¸đś Border Collie meets Aussie on the trail⌠play bows, tail wags & pure doggy diplomacy. Friendship sealed in seconds. đ˛â¨ #DogsofBluesky #CanineCompanions #Wholesome #WoofGang
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social)
We are flesh balloons đ
Sara Usha (@sarausha.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I'm no programmer but it seems to me they will never get very close to simulating human thought without senses. When we talk we feel. It can give information for sure. It can seem human by mimicking what humans say. I'm not sure you would want to give ai pain lol just a thought.
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
The far right should not be tolerated in a sane, safe world
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
They only value suffering And raping
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
It is about the far right who are the champions of suffering and hate against literally everyone else in the world
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Whattttt
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Lmao
Shawn Lenore | How to be a Werewolf webcomic (@shawnlenore.bsky.social) reposted
I find it funny when an animated movie for an original IP that wasn't meant to be a big deal ends up making bank, and then every executive is left wondering how it happened. The answer is then always that the movie had a coherent and well-crafted story, looked cool, and had good music. Every time.
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Ya
the beastly fido (@theophite.bsky.social) reposted
"i wish i could hurt them" is a perfectly normal feeling to have about the people who voted for the army occupying your cities
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
and further more, you should be able to hand a cop any trash youâre holding
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social)
Absolute cinema
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
This is deep !
mattie lubchansky (@mattielubchansky.com) reposted
"dark academia" do you mean middle school
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh Yeah what am I even saying đ
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like the pictures from Gaza but the kids are white
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg lol
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh Jesus
John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) reposted
I do not know when or how this became a KPop Demon Hunters stan account, yet here we are www.billboard.com/lists/huntr-...
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) reposted
the âbe warned, we are taking namesâ part is what has been missing from most major politiciansâ responses
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social)
Bro they decisively voted for the most notorious pedophile in the world. It is their only real value (Other than white supremacy)
Carter P. Hayes (@allchronology.com) reposted
Donât be scared to share your writing. They made six Sharknado movies. Six. đŚđŞď¸
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
In addition to creating a joyous event, Zohran Mamdani just showed the stupidity of Fox News's "Crime is so bad in New York City, people are afraid to go out in the street or take the subway!!!"
Chris đŽ DevPods.gg gamedev community (@chrisdeleon.bsky.social) reposted
my brain: oh my god how did I never notice the phrase barking up the wrong tree is a play somehow on tree bark my brain, to my credit, moments later: probably because it isn't
Trung Le Nguyen (@trungles.com) reposted
I blocked that guy who did the Big Balls disinformation post and also he has an AI pfpâa sentence I would not have understood at the beginning of this interminable decade.
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
That tracks
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social)
every. time
A Republic If You Can Keep It (@arepublicif.bsky.social) reposted
The PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is planning to use the US military to invade US cities that vote Democratic because, in addition to raping children, two things that animate him most are rectifying narcissistic injury and hating Black people. Call your reps 202-224-3121 #RemoveTrump
HerRoyalThighness (@ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social) reposted
Donât be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
lowtax speedrun enjoyer (@rickywlmsbong.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
i bolt awake in the mountains of carthage. i am not online. it is 217 BC. i am the general hannibal, and i have changed my mind. the future cannot come to pass. rome must burn
Joshua Erlich (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social) reposted
reposted this today because the inverse is also true: if you abandon trans people right now, you are abandoning civil rights period. if you can't stand up for trans people when it matters, no one should, or will, ever trust you when the bullseye moves to the next target.
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Everything that isnât from trumps mouth is a lie to you. Youâre in a different reality
anisota đŻď¸ (@anisota.net) reposted
A new version of @anisota.net is here! đŻď¸ Members can now control time... yes, time. Want a slower-paced experience? Dial it down to 50% and watch as animations change speed. đ¤ Community Feed đ¤ Paste images into the post composer đ¤ Fine-tuning & polish đ¤ Bug fixes More soon... anisota.net
Paul (@fucktheracists.bsky.social) reposted
Texas megachurch founder Robert Morris indicted on charges of lewd acts with a child. share.google/wybaGmyXovpE...
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah one of the falls was when they served like an impossible breakfast sausage or something
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
With the paper stuff⌠you have to take pride in having mounds of bad shit to go with just a few of your good stuff
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
This is that Willy wonka exhibit from Norway or whatevr that went viral like last year I think
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Financial supporter of the Communists? Thanks Comrade!
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Cute! Looks like mine mad at me for not allowing her outside to be flattened by cars and eaten by things 10x her size I am so mean!
Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted
Here's a tweet by the current DHS PR officer pushing fascist and nazi imagery. He calls for trans people to be eradicated.
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reposted
computers were better when they were transluscent machines feared us more when we could see their insides
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
I learned a couple years ago in an undergrad level international law class that âhuman rightsâ donât exist as a concept in many international law spaces.
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Whyâs its name even so weird
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
This gave me. Stroke
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Protect them
Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted
Here's a version that was archived. archive.org/details/60-m...
Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted
The video was just suddenly pulled and made private within hours of being released. I was halfway through and it stopped suddenly.
Jessica Kant (@jessdkant.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I think these are real people. I think the truth is so elusive in this country and the news media, such that most people live in isolated microclimates of reality that they canât cope with counterfactual data at all.
daisyjingles.bsky.social (@daisyjingles.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Or they actually support it, as many of my MAGA neighbors do. Yes, theyâre living in an alternate reality, but many of them are in favor of authoritarian tactics as long as itâs in support of their societal goals. If Dems did it theyâd be screaming foul.
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Thought that said six years before the world was invented lol
mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted
In the TMNT animated show, in the theme song where they say "when the evil Shredder attacks" I thought my entire childhood they were saying "And the evil Shredder of tax" - I didn't know what taxes were but I knew people didn't like them so it tracked that Shredder would be associated with them
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
Lololol
ashley | nyc artist (@artbysmashley.bsky.social) reposted
⨠hello did u know that other artists are not your competition and when we lift each other up and support one another and share one anotherâs voices we are creating a sustainable community rather than attempting to exist in a void â¨
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
As funny as this is, I just immediately think all the way out to the fact that ppl need ac to live and lots of ppl wonât have it when they need it and then it feels like something I shouldnât make fun of in film . But the monologue is incredible!!!
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social) reply parent
I canât decide a story to do for my senior film (animation) and I feel like this could be a good one.
Schmoop (@joeschmoop.bsky.social)
This is funny
eric stirpÄ (@stirpicus.bsky.social) reposted
Kurt Vonnegutâs definition of what makes something âartâ is one of my favorites Iâve seen - from a letter to his brother in 1995.
axolotl lovely â§ď¸đ´ââ ď¸ (@vaporlight.bsky.social) reposted
the american midwest has been a post-apocalyptic landscape without interruption since the early 1800s
Trung Le Nguyen (@trungles.com) reposted
You should preorder my book, and here are all the links www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/604737...
Trung Le Nguyen (@trungles.com) reposted reply parent
Wonât defend trans people, wonât stop abetting genocide, wonât protect workers, wonât hold massive corporations to account, wonât protect abortion rights, wonât protect the environment, wonât provide housing for people, wonât do anything about ICE kidnapping our neighbors. What⌠do you people have?
Trung Le Nguyen (@trungles.com) reposted
âWe gotta lower our standards and compromise on our values in order to save democracyâ is what I keep hearing from everybody who thinks theyâre in charge of anything these days, and you know what, I think it sucks, and Iâll keep bitching about it.
jenny_tightpantsđŞ (@jtp.bsky.social) reposted
average response to telling someone in 2005 that you're dating someone you met on the computer: "wtf is wrong with you?" people in 2025: "the computer is my boyfriend