Why the fuck is he talking about woody Allen and a movie from 25 yrs ago that nobody saw?
The prevention of a religious monarchy is THE hill this godless heathen will die on. And you know, I don’t really want to die so I’ll be really pissed about that whole thing, so… yeah
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Why the fuck is he talking about woody Allen and a movie from 25 yrs ago that nobody saw?
I like cheesy stuff too
It doesn’t stand up… disappointment awaits
He is aware that baseball writers do the heavy lifting in this matter, right? And over half of them hate trump’s ample ass.
8 months into his last term as president, and over the last holiday of this summer, this news item stuck out to me as a distillation of the fact that we are truly in a shitshow apple.news/AWOrViyvwTHC...
Turkey buzzards
Today is September, 1st, 2025…. And donald trump can eat a bag of salted dicks
This is a threat
Today is August 31st, 2025…. And donald trump can eat a bag of bubble gum dicks and blow himself
Btw, you forgot the Oxford comma before you called me a fuck head
Look, I’m all for a free Palestine… Israel and the U.S. need to get out of there and help stand up a functioning government… this country needs to do so in spite of trump… Netenyahu needs a nice prison cell right along side of trump, but someone has to pay for the kidnapping & murder of young people
Who the f is Shaun King?
Hamas is a criminal organization…. I am not aligned with Israel, I fact, I completely disavow religion in any form… but, hamas stepped in it when they went to kidnapping
I hope he strokes out….
Today is August 30th, 2025…. And, if he is still alive, donald trump can eat a bag of extra crispy dicks roasted over a flaming bed of RFK Jr.’s brainworms
Maybe it’s that goofy double-jagoff he does to the strains of ymca
How much trans porn does little Mikey watch? That’s my question
lol
Fuck off and die already, you syphilitic bastard…
Bye bye, hair helmet
They didn’t give up a damn thing… Jerry jones got worked like the failing dotard he is
Today is August 29th, 2025…. And donald trump can eat a bag of salted dicks roasting over a bed of flaming Epstein files
"Ashli Babbitt was a grown ass adult who made a series of conscious, ill-advised decisions to engage in treasonous behavior, and she got exactly what she deserved. She was a traitor. She was a threat to national security. There is no nuance needed here."
lol
Dallas got worked…. 2 late 1st rd picks and a nose tackle? For money they probably would have paid? I don’t get it
Fuck that, I’m driving
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Perhaps they’re merely avoiding eye contact with a monster, sir…
It’s the fucking guns, goddamnit
This thread is important
Go fuck a couch, couch fucker
Hmph, I guess ya can’t indict a ham sandwich
It’s a good struggle. Been there done that… now… read the Bible cover to cover… allow yourself to be mortified by the old testament and then realize that jeezuz affirmed “the law” in the New Testament by saying he was there to “fulfill” it
Today is August 28th, 2025 And donald trump can eat a bag of salted dicks roasted on a bed of flaming trump bibles
Yeah, your boy was merely talking about hebrews…. He specifically said “I have not come to tear down the law (Old Testament) but come to fulfill it” so, your allowing slavery, misogyny, patricide, matricide, infanticide, & general horribleness is not only valid to him, he was actually onboard
If you folks are arguing about “messaging” you’re gonna continue to lose. This isn’t about kitchen table ideas anymore. This is, now and forevermore, about defeating fascism. Nothing more
I’ll remember that when trump refuses to leave
Jeezuzfuckingchrist… it was “Wales” that was being “driven crazy” because of the windmills.
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Today is August 27th, 2025… And donald trump can eat a bag of salted dicks
#NewsomePritzger2028
Today is August 26th, 2025…. And donald trump can eat a bag of salted dicks cooked over a bed of flaming American flags
Bye, Felicia
Kidneys, is my guess
He’s dead in 8mos
Florida banned The Diary of Anne Frank. Whoever signed off on that should have to eat every page of that book — one by one — and choke on the lesson they’re trying to erase. 📚🔥 #BannedBooks #AnneFrank
"Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires." John Steinbeck
“in human history”?? Yeah, tell that to Carthage
Yeah, try telling that to Carthage
No… no it isn’t
He’s being administered diuretics. That’s why we’re seeing this bruising on his hands… his kidneys are failing
Today is August 25th, 2025…. And donald trump can eat a bag of salted dicks
Yeah, the senate will get right on that…
He’s deep in the throes of kidney disease…
Republicans had a choice: expose child s*x traffickers or protect Trump. They chose Trump. They chose traffickers. They are the party of child s*x trafficking.
Today is August 24th, 2025…. And donald trump can eat a bag of dicks
Today is August 23rd, 2025…. And donald trump can eat a bag of salted dicks
What he is so opposed to is the money laundering he did thru Epstein…
All that’s missing is a pink balloon floating thru scen and we have ourselves a felini film
Same upbringing… merely guided by the Old Testament and my parents prayer groups
Today is August 22nd, 2025… And donald trump can eat a bag of salted dicks
“You know, we have a life, and grass has a life”
youtu.be/iKEZoY-TMG4?...
The GOP is causing all of this chaos just so everyone will stop talking about the Epstein files. Never stop asking where the files are and why they're covering it up.
So is sooo close to getting it
You’re not as sophisticated a fascist as Nazis to call you such… I get it… you’re still a work in progress
Today is August 22st, 2025…. And donald trump can eat a bag of Loomer dicks
This entire paragraph is a lie… including the punctuation
Jeezuz, Vance… gaslight much?
Imagine going out on a date and discussing what to have for dinner… you think Italian sounds good, and your date has a hankering for a nice bowl of lug nuts drizzled with transmission fluid…. That’s what “bipartisanship” with this bunch looks like.
“Orange jeezuz WILL MOY BE MOCKED!!!! “
Today is August 20th, 2025…. and donald trump can eat a bag of Bannon dicks
This guy is a geographical oddity… he’s two weeks from everywhere
Today is August 19th, 2025….. and donald trump can eat a bag of Ted Cruz dicks Oh, and someone let me know when he chokes to death on ‘em
Jeezuzfuckingchrist, I cannot wait until he expires
L'État, c'est moi
I wish this bag of fecal incontinence would jump
Don't be surprised if Trump announces on Truth Social tonight that the United States is withdrawing from NATO.
That guy has been a hack ever since he was a news reader in KC…. Not to mention that he’s a full blown godbotherer
Jeezuzfuckingchrist…. WTF is it gonna take for MAGA to see how colossally deviant this entire administration is?
Vern needs to produce this invisible friend or grow the fck up
Today is August 18th, 2025…. And donald trump can eat a bag of MTG dicks
I wouldn’t be surprised if today he tells our allies in Europe to pound sand, and later announcing we’re leaving NATO
Ayup
Well, they don’t understand football. They’re like “whatcha tryin’ to pull with all this ‘rules’ and shit?”
It’s like a never ending, bad episode from “24”
He got mugged by a white guy
And if she accepts one so is she
Here's Leaving MAGA's latest, for the MeidasTouch Network: meet Danny; an epiphany in prison led him to leave MAGA @meidastouch.com @meiselasb.bsky.social @bmeiselas.bsky.social @meidasjordy.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s1J...
Is he dead yet?
Today is August 17th, 2025… and donald trump can eat a bag of Desantis dicks
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