Johnathan Ochonueve
@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social
Indiana University, general Indianapolis sports fan. Autistic/ADHD. Leans left politically. Can be a bit cranky.
created October 25, 2024
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Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social)
Hmm, food has gone up, raw materials have gone up, tariffs mean that Americans have to pay for them, minimum wage hasn't increased at the federal level since 2009... yeah, I'd be pessimistic. No shit, Sherlock.
Bryan Fischer (@bryandfischer.bsky.social) reposted
Literally letting a dog call Belichick's first game in CFB now.
Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social)
Now the dog is calling the shots #cfb
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
They aren't some huge get, either. More than likely, they'll have a few appearances on NXT and then do spots on Evolve for the youngins.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social)
When you helped set back women's rights for decades to come, but at least you have a fat bank account to show for it.
Dutch Panderin (@dutchpanderin.bsky.social) reposted
Michelle Obama: kids should have healthier school lunches RFK Jr: maybe if we let the plague run wild we can build a master race Media: wow these are the same thing
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
The high like count indicates Newsom's fans don't care, tragically. They consume this slop.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
AI slop that the shitlibs gobble up from Gorp.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
USA Today, just shut the fuck up.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine the timeline where that stunt didn't give us the Blue Jackets.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Karmanos wanted to play in Auburn Hills as he was a Detroit native (he owned Compuware and was huge in the junior scene there) and when the NHL was like "aw, hell no", he went "Fine! I'll play in an abandoned airplane hangar in Columbus!"
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social)
I think about these two characters way more than I should.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Considering the government wants to talk about the benefits of slavery, don't be surprised if we eliminate the humanities altogether by the end of the decade.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
That explains everything, then.
What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan (@jacketdan.bsky.social) reposted
How many losses is Alabama about to have?
Chris Vannini (@chrisvannini.com) reposted
The Alabama football window has shifted.
Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reposted
And that, class, is why you follow the guy who follows the legend. Never -- under any circumstances -- follow a legend.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
He's not going to survive in Tuscaloosa much longer.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social)
For a season opener, things definitely could have gone a lot worse. But it would have been nice to have had more points. I predicted 38-14 over at BTown Banners, after all.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
I ain't reading all that, intern.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Gee I'm sorry. I can only afford store brand daughter.
The Corporate Power (@agp.ceo) reposted reply parent
guys he's fine, they just released this video of him
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Allegedly, after he drowned, they cremated him on the beach. And his heart didn't get burnt into ash.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Fumble in the first quarter aside.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
They'll eventually add that back. For an extra $10 a month.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social)
Indiana is explosive on offense... Except when we get to the red zone. I don't get why we suddenly clam up today when that was a strong point to last years team.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Herman Cain is still alive, right?
kate bush’s husband (@airbagged.bsky.social) reposted
Yeah I'm back on "He's Definitely Dead And They're Covering It Up."
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Up yours, shitlib.
Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted
Newsom is proof that if Trump was more clean cut and well spoken liberals wouldn’t have a problem with Trump
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Are people not allowed to have a little fun in these miserable times? Are we forced to self flagellate every day instead?
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Dunno, but I imagine a lot of degenerate gamblers are livid.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social)
This game is either going to be a blowout or complete ass. And given Brady just ran in it, I'm hoping for a blowout.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
That "anywhere but here" tone in their voice?
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social)
You know that neckbeards on YouTube who obsess too much about cartoons that were not made for them complain about stuff like "CalArts Faces" are likely the same who will look at this and go "eh, technology marches on".
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social)
Not ideal to get stuffed at the goal line for Indiana.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Except for New Mexico but I don't want to give MAGA that, to be fair.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Tonight. These chuckleheads started complaining immediately after they beat Notre Dame for the title.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social)
Jesus. He just walked right in. #iufb
Southland Conference (@southlandsports.bsky.social) reposted
You already know the real biggest game in the UT System today.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social)
Texas vs Ohio State I hope both teams lose. #cfb
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Worst part is it's often the ones who most ill can't afford to do so.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
A Coach of the Year certainly doesn't have to be Googled, right?
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social)
Today's the big day! Not only is it the season opener against Old Dominion but it's the debut of Hoosier the Bison! #11Windiana happened, so let's aim for 12. #IUfootball #Hoosiers
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social)
This was still around the time where the quality to crap ratio of Simpsons reruns was still in favor of the classic seasons (though not by much), so I'd definitely tune in for an hour. WWE SmackDown was absolutely atrocious at that time, and were definitely coasting (main event was Angle vs. JBL).
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Inshallah
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this all some kind of elaborate experiment designed to torture you if you aren't in on the joke? We've gone from the liberals protesting AI slop and crypto to celebrating them thanks to some dipshit doing it as he's on "their" side. Almost like we've finally normalized this behavior.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Starting to wonder if they want to watch torture porn with brunch.
Erin Fogg (@criminalerin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Ya know what they say! Everything we think is good is communism!
Erin Fogg (@criminalerin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Want safe schools? Safe roads? Safe transport? Safe neighborhoods? Safe homes? COMMUNISM! COMMUNISM! COMMUNISM! COMMUNISM! EVERYTHING GOOD IS COMMUNISM!!
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
"Vote Blue No Matter Who" means electing who the Democrats want. And they don't want trans allies or a higher minimum wage or candidates fighting to protect the 19th Amendment. Think critically before throwing yourself at wholeheartedly supporting a political party that does not care for us.
Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) reposted
"It is unlikely there will be a protrans candidate" Then don't expect my vote. It's that simple.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
They love fascism as long as they don't have to look at it.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Everything I don't like is a Communism.
Erin Fogg (@criminalerin.bsky.social) reposted
Idk how much more of this shit I can take gang
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Liking your own post is smelling your own farts.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
He also was part of a union, but very reluctantly. Like, he loved the benefits, but when they had to fight for said benefits via strikes, he was miserable and wanted to crack at a moment's notice, so he definitely would have celebrated Reagan dismantling the bargaining power.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
They did get their apartment tore down for fifty bucks.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Even DJ Khaled?
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
But soon RFK Jr. will learn his lesson.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Do we need to call 911? Are you having a stroke?
Ben (@vtben.bsky.social) reposted
I'm glad college football is back tonight because this guy's whole "anyone who dies when rural hospitals fail deserves it" act is sending me. A total Too Much Bluesky Politics Posting Moment going on here.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyway, thank God football is back. Sometimes you need to shut the brain off for a few hours when you see takes like these.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't care about budgets or fish! Why is it that we live in a country with infinite money yet we tell most of the population to go without so a few rich assholes can have expensive toys, and then are told it's some minorities fault they can't get health care?
Senator "Cloaca Enjoyer" Meatlord (@hontdog.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
According to the liberals on here, yeah.
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted
Day 5 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeltsin was after, and boy was he a cruel joke.
Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred.bsky.social) reposted
Don’t really appreciate your tone
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait until they all become cryptobros thanks to his memecoin.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social)
Reminds me of a recent Simpsons episode where JJ Abrams showed up and bought a Showbiz Pizza band for a movie project and the show listed a bunch of VFX studios with names like Dream Prison and No Health Care Wonder Emporium as that's a GOOD thing for the industry to work folks to death.
Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
"I'll gladly hold my nose! 😊" Wtf dawg stop touching your crotch when you say shit like this.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
The 99% Hitler can be tamed.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
"I post Star Wars memes. Remember the Donk? No Dem Under 5K!"
Standplaats Kraków (@standplaatskrk.pl) reposted reply parent
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
God, if I ever won the lottery you would never see me again instead of getting into politics and joining the Zionist lobby.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Does he even know what the mitochondria is, or what it does?
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm always reminded of Darko Brevic in GTA IV, who killed a dozen people for a measly thousand dollars.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh... I have what John Fetterman had. Please give me money.
Todaybor Day is Labor Day (@giantsizebort.bsky.social) reposted
99% sure cracker barrel saw their chance to New Coke themselves and took it
Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted
Lenin on anti semitism Seems relevant right now www.marxists.org/archive/leni...
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh, a Blue Collar Committee? That'll teach them!
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
The bravery of Meal Team Six.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Given our luck and the fact that Christians keep insisting bad people live long lives to have countless opportunities to repent (they never do), Trump will probably live to 120.
regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 (@ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social) reposted
getting really tired of having need of this meme
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
There's numerous "bots", or artificial users on here programmed to spam selective messages on this website, in this case to sell T-shirts. It's not a human.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a freaking bot!
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Sammy's stuck babysitting the useless Von Erich boys because they were forced to take Dustin Rhodes to a hospital (where they kill people, according to Dustin). And I don't care about a guy who made a gimmick out of losing a shoot fight and driving around a Free Candy van.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Give us the cum!
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Would also have been a "put up or shut up" moment for MJF. Is he truly the Devil he always says he is, or is he just another Reddit incel edgelord who can't back it up?
Nick Anderson (@radiofreenova.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Yeah, I think on the Fightful post-show someone said "It's Mark Briscoe -- set him on fire, he'll have a match next week."
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Pittsburgh rare by accident.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social)
I remember the Elden Ring/Xenoblade 3 flame wars of 2022 while I voted for the silly cat game.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
Should have called his bluff.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
He's literally saying "if we keep giving him what he wants, sooner or later he will stop".
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social)
Could have made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for breakfast but no, had to spend $8 at Whole Foods for a white guy breakfast burrito that's not sitting down with me. Gotta go to bed earlier.
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
How rude.
Max Kennerly (@maxkennerly.bsky.social) reposted
Words/phrases Democrats should never use: * bipartisan * my Republican friends * real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans) * yea (when voting on Republican bills) * distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did) * woke (in derogatory sense)
Johnathan Ochonueve (@johnathanochonueve.bsky.social) reply parent
And Ohio, but with a different owner.