Profile banner
Profile picture

John Spikowski

@johnspikowski.com

ScriptBasic maintainer, integrations, ERP enhancements, embedded systems specialist. Lynden WA USA

created October 18, 2024

2,610 followers 439 following 9,881 posts

view profile on Bluesky

Posts

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Losing his tariff powers has him down.

1/9/2025, 2:56:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Damn, that's the excuse Maxwell should use.

1/9/2025, 1:52:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com)

Harris was election raped by Trump and stole her presidentcy. How does one recover from that?

1/9/2025, 1:44:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Microsoft's most recent reported employee count is 228,000 as of June 30, 2025, according to a filing by The Seattle Times. Earlier in May 2025, it was reported that Microsoft planned to lay off approximately 6,000 employees, or about 3% of its workforce, with the goal of reducing management layers.

1/9/2025, 1:13:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

When Trump said cripple Rudy, he wasn't kidding.

31/8/2025, 11:01:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Trump spends 90% of his time protecting his fragile ego.

31/8/2025, 10:36:46 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

My guess is Trump is dealing with one or all of the following. * Kidney failure * Prostate cancer * Colin cancer * Syphilis

31/8/2025, 9:41:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

We had a preview of Trump's near death experience Superman act when he got covid in his first term.

31/8/2025, 9:35:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

If Musk were still around, he could have created a Trump lookalike robot. The challenge would be programming asshole, stupid and an enormous ego.

31/8/2025, 9:32:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

I'm surprised Trump has lasted as long as he has. He is a mess in a costume.

31/8/2025, 4:31:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Trump is doing a Steve Jobs move. Money will keep me alive.

31/8/2025, 6:56:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

We could spend the rest of this year talking about our felon pedophile president.

31/8/2025, 6:16:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

The head of a dictator snake is its bankroll.

30/8/2025, 10:23:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Rayner (@martinrayner.bsky.social) reposted

Scary stuff... Surprised there isn’t more widespread outrage and backlash against this senseless and insane attack on the scientific community, but then Americans have been gulled into a populist resentment of and contempt for expertise, so kind of predictable. 🤨 www.science.org/content/arti...

“Brainworm Bobby” and “The end of American Science”… Mockup of a Time magazine cover.
30/8/2025, 2:57:12 AM | 11 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com)

Like living in an oven.

image
29/8/2025, 9:31:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

You would think their families would be pissed about that.

29/8/2025, 8:08:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com)

I have a suggestion. Why can't we put more effort into updating DNS servers around the world? Not everyone uses AWS Route 53 as their DNS server.

29/8/2025, 5:29:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Trump is trying to turn his insurrection into a national holiday vindicating himself of all wrong doing.

28/8/2025, 11:47:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Doesn't Russia have any satellites?

28/8/2025, 5:43:13 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com)

Funny how the Wizard of Oz story coincides with Trump's presidentcy.

28/8/2025, 2:29:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Trump has no immunity from defamation cases.

28/8/2025, 2:22:22 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

The plan is to control blue states with dictator like actions. The red state just beg for Trump's affection.

28/8/2025, 2:20:24 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Just so MAGA can have a dictator to worship.

28/8/2025, 12:45:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

So much for the American dream.

28/8/2025, 12:42:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

I had a family member in an ICU fighting for their life when Obama care was enacted. Hospitals turn nursing staff into contractors, sold off speciality services and raised prices.

27/8/2025, 11:11:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

No problem. Trump says nobody knows more about virology than him. He knows how to make things disappear. (Epstein, victims, ...)

27/8/2025, 11:06:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

Think New Mexico isn’t fighting for patients, they’re fighting for private equity. There’s a doctor shortage because Wall Street buys up community hospitals, guts staff, and turns ERs into cash cows. Patients wait 16 hours for care while profits soar. Private equity is strip-mining hospitals.

27/8/2025, 10:52:48 PM | 3041 1536 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

He treats the troops worse than the homeless. Sleeping on the floor eating shit food.

27/8/2025, 10:44:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

It's going to take years for the next president to undo all the damage Trump has done to this country so far.

27/8/2025, 9:36:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Rotten from birth. Total waste of skin.

27/8/2025, 7:01:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Nothing changes sitting on your ass, you need to run.

27/8/2025, 6:21:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Diversity needs to shake hands.

27/8/2025, 6:15:38 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Translation: The Trump 'Sybil' personalities have come to agreement, a dictator is the way to go.

27/8/2025, 6:12:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Trump is a physical and mental wreck.

27/8/2025, 1:51:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Syphilis

26/8/2025, 6:44:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com)

It seems LinkedIn has caught X's junk ads disease.

26/8/2025, 6:35:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

A human squirrel. 🙂

26/8/2025, 6:15:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

I have this dream from time to time. Trump's first flight of his new Qatar AF-1 goes into remote control and crashes into the Trump Tower.

26/8/2025, 9:52:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Why doesn't he move his office to Trump Tower and leave the WH the fuck alone.

26/8/2025, 9:48:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Never Again was short lived.

26/8/2025, 9:43:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Yet our constitution and democracy protects Trump from harm.

26/8/2025, 6:32:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Gross! Trump over does and under performs.

26/8/2025, 6:29:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

His hand looks like it's about to fall off.

26/8/2025, 5:42:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com)

This should be the new ICE vehicle.

26/8/2025, 4:45:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Banks won't / can't loan Trump money anymore. His fraud conviction fuck him over with banks. Trump's 'library' is his new bank. Major corporations and leaders of countries (Qatar jet) have made deposits. His crypto scams is his new bank's currency.

26/8/2025, 4:26:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

This guy should be running for Congress.

26/8/2025, 3:23:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

The stress of the presidency is more than any other government job. I don't think Trump has it in him for another full term.

26/8/2025, 1:28:32 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Trump is bringing America to its knees.

26/8/2025, 1:04:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

When memory failure pays off.

26/8/2025, 12:01:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

It looks like evil is having Trump for lunch.

25/8/2025, 10:26:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Bowser isn't a YES woman.

25/8/2025, 3:55:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

MAGA fools wear the flag like it's a clown costume.

25/8/2025, 3:43:49 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Like recreating the slave class.

25/8/2025, 6:03:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

The trick to power is convincing people you have a direct line to god.

25/8/2025, 4:30:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Jim Jones wasn't a genius either.

25/8/2025, 4:25:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Women are just squeeze toy and an orifice to Trump. Disposable like a paper plate.

25/8/2025, 4:04:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Sounds like Trump's kind of young man. He may call him son.

25/8/2025, 1:58:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Trump is a one man sex crime spree.

25/8/2025, 1:07:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Trump declared on day one, he was going to rule as a vindictive dictator. He has kept his promise for once.

25/8/2025, 12:13:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

If Trump world is the future, I would discourage having kids.

24/8/2025, 11:51:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

How I see Trump.

image
24/8/2025, 8:42:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

I'm surprised it wasn't painted white.

24/8/2025, 6:50:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Typo Legos Law

24/8/2025, 6:21:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Fucking Musk. He got Trump elected.

24/8/2025, 5:19:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Trump is all about paybacks.

24/8/2025, 5:14:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Lagos Law

24/8/2025, 5:11:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Excellent job keeping Bluesky on the air with so people wishing it wasn't around. (Musk, Zack, ...)

24/8/2025, 2:42:34 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Trummp can't hide the smell in his diaper.

23/8/2025, 6:11:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Truth is dead under the Trump administration.

23/8/2025, 6:09:26 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Raising a child shouldn't include indoctrination into racism and hate.

23/8/2025, 4:46:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Mt. Shitmore

23/8/2025, 12:21:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Republicans may think Trump is hilarious and don't want the show to end.

23/8/2025, 5:33:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Our constitution and democracy allows Trump to destroy America from the inside out.

23/8/2025, 5:30:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Please excuse delusional Don.

23/8/2025, 4:53:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

The ONLY day one commitment Trump has followed through on was being a dictator.

22/8/2025, 9:46:41 PM | 24 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

I think that was indicated with Trump's declaration of being a dictator on day one. Funny how everyone blew that off as him being just Trumpy.

22/8/2025, 9:36:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

The war is now about financial stability to keep fighting. Putin has limited revenue streams while the free world is behind Ukraine. I feel Ukraine can win this and make Russia surrender.

22/8/2025, 3:00:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

MAGATARD

22/8/2025, 1:50:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com)

Trump's new AF-1.

image
21/8/2025, 8:09:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com)

🤣

image
21/8/2025, 7:54:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Love doesn't care what shell you're in.

21/8/2025, 2:11:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Great legacy!

21/8/2025, 12:58:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Another good reason to wear a mask.

21/8/2025, 12:56:59 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Do they glow?

21/8/2025, 12:05:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

DOJ pump.

20/8/2025, 9:56:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

How does it protect itself from pirates?

19/8/2025, 9:55:06 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Here is a Sqlite example in ScriptBasic. Node.JS is too much busy work for me.

19/8/2025, 8:54:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Trump should relax. Everyone already knows he is a pedophile and Epstein was his best and only friend.

19/8/2025, 8:39:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Is DOGE asleep and missing this obvious government waste?

19/8/2025, 8:36:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Trump reality sucks.

19/8/2025, 6:39:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

I use a SQLite memory DB with the ScriptBasic web server to format, sort and sum raw data. It makes assembling your web pages much easier. No files to deal with and lightning fast.

19/8/2025, 6:35:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Maybe in her day. Looks like shit now.

19/8/2025, 5:52:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Covid is human rust.

19/8/2025, 4:52:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

I'm surprised there isn't a model of Trump Tower in the oval office.

19/8/2025, 4:22:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

He probably wants to build a Trump tower or golf course in Russia.

19/8/2025, 12:05:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

It looks like Russia could nuke Ukraine and Trump would probably say they deserved it. 😥

18/8/2025, 8:33:41 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Most have a text message feature that tells you when your ballot was received and when jt was validate and submitted. How great is that?

18/8/2025, 6:12:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Hopefully this will make Trump realize he is a child idiot in grandpa clothes.

18/8/2025, 7:55:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Back to Mt Rushmore.

18/8/2025, 4:08:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Spikowski (@johnspikowski.com) reply parent

Hitler would be jealous.

18/8/2025, 3:39:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view