Could it ebb more quickly? Like, more of a bolt, dart, dash?
Could it ebb more quickly? Like, more of a bolt, dart, dash?
Throw a hot dog and it might just settle the “is a hot dog a sandwich” debate once and for all
Yup, if they were serious about making an actual educational impact and not just getting clicks they’d maybe consider making teacher salaries higher than anywhere else nearby. But they’re too greedy and self-absorbed to contemplate that
Detain as many Dem lawmakers as needed to ensure that the House couldn’t approve legit slates of electors from swing states that voted for Biden.
Keep America White is pretty on point for this administration
Biden of sounder mind than his critics would have you believe
I’d put quotes around “news outlet” too
Ok well I guess that if she had a demon lover, the outcome of “The Lottery” makes more Puritanical sense. Need to reread as I must have missed that detail…
But I also want a llama! Or an emu
Top Secret but also wrong is a hell of a straddle
Nothing these clowns do is advanced
Free Beer Tomorrow
RIP Sly Stone, who told us “my own beliefs are in my song” and boy was that ever true. What a magician and what a messenger.
As he told us, his own beliefs were in his song. (And so on, and so on, and scooby-dooby-doo). What a fusion of messaging and irresistible beats…
TRUMP: Like I said, not a great day.
I try to get my AP Lit students to make “Lo” happen as a mild interjection. Some years they actually try. “Lo, dude, it’s chicken nugget day.” Don’t tell me it won’t work.
Wow. Guessing that guess #1 third letter ended up in the #2 spot?
The Fantastic 4%
At the very least they should be evacuated.
Supreme Court rules 7-2 that Arkansas cannot remove the letters L, G, B, T, and Q from the alphabet. Aio, Homas dissent
Go Yankees
Not too much to ask for a Superfans Pope sketch this weekend, is it, SNL??
They defeated Nazis
(I speak, of course, of a duet between the Pope and Bill Murray)
Plus a chance, eventually, for the greatest “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” guest appearance ever
But he’s infallible, so that’d be impossible
2026 Senate. I know she’s 77. Beat Collins is the only priority and she can.
They’ll just send them to their local branch of the Ayn Rand School for Tots
betas me, no idea, sorry
And of course we manufacture the gold right here in the USA in our gold factories
My former students do such cool things, like become professors at U of C and reenact papal conclaves...
Parfaits.
“You can no more keep a [Negroni] in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there.”
That human made him wait FAR too long
Willing impotence, I would add
I keep waiting for this version of The Fisherman and His Wife to reach its natural conclusion
A hostile and political act by the man who was given a front row seat at the inauguration?
“Donald, STOP!”
What we learn from this is that a high grade from Mel has been quite the guarantee in the last 20 years
Not sure “impressive” is the word to use here
it turns out you can't grease a kidnapped pig either! And also, "don't trust a bandaged otter" is apparently common parlance among bears in the LGBTQ+ community
Dead Popes Society (too soon?)
Dead Popes Society
Would they then be opoposites?
Ah yes I forgot how often competence is their kryptonite
Heilarious
It’s the Heil-light of my day
Who wouldn’t want to work for an employer that offers you a contract at 60% of your former salary AND includes public floggings and the right to adjust the salary downward or terminate you with or without cause at any time?
Astronaut is a job; her current job is Bezos ego burnisher
In her defense better to have your life savings in cash these days than in the market
“Putting him on a mountain for birds to feed on” - that’s like at least two, maybe as many as six jobs that autistic people could absolutely do!
Getting Elon fully focused on something besides DOGE seems like a win-win for the administration
The comma before “in Rome” is something. “Hey, just in case you didn’t know…”
“, which, as many people don’t know, is in Italy”
Convinced that the only reason CHUNNEL and DEATH BLOW haven’t been actual feature films is that Seinfeld used the titles first and rendered futile any attempt to treat them seriously
Only an idiot adds the comma before “in Rome” - “hey, in case you didn’t know where it’s gonna be”
That comma before “in Rome” gives “in case you didn’t know” vibes
Put “other” in front of every use of “people” and you’ve captured their mindset perfectly
Supreme Court rules that Arkansas cannot strike letters L, G, T, B, and Q from the English language; Homas, Aio dissent
Supreme Court rules that Arkansas cannot strike letters L, G, T, B, and Q from the English language; Homas, Aio dissent
Now how about reversing the capitulation on all DEI initiatives, etc
The United States Supreme Court rules that this is a complete sentence. Thomas, Alito: No.
Supreme Court rules that Arkansas cannot strike letters L, G, T, B, and Q from the English language; Homas, Aio dissent
Supreme Court rules that puppies are cute; Thomas, Alito dissent
Supreme Court rules that there are nine justices on the Supreme Court; Thomas, Alito dissent
The New Yorker phrases it as “fuck ton.” Huh. Not sure I agree.
Agreed that the “to from whence” is the jewel from G&D, but I’m also fond of the “doesn’t that kind of apply to you and I” / “you and me” / “whatever” exchange in the Nathan Lane production
But after you hit yourself in the face be sure to cast blame where it belongs (wokeness and/or DEI)
White Star Line reports April 1912 brought "incredible lifeboat usage, by far the most we've ever seen"
White Star Line reports April 1912 brought "incredible lifeboat usage, by far the most we've ever seen"
Oh if it only would
Department of Getting Even
33 years of teaching English will do that
We’d have to have a brain to begin with. For him the procedure is the removal of an anal wart.
fantastic, right down to the typo
The irony is that Ben Stein, MAGA nut job, would now disagree with himself about the effectiveness of tariffs
Enjoy the Senator. What a fantastic venue.
Nice to see her interpret the results as a mandate for her to tack even further to the right…
As Gandhi said (perhaps apocryphally) when asked what he thought of Western civilization, “I think it would be a good idea.”
Thank you! That makes perfect sense.
Maria Ouspenskaya! I’ve always wondered what Prior (I think it’s Prior?) intends by that reference. Does it connote melodrama? Sentimentality? Obviousness?
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where Mrs. Dalloway was born, and what her lousy childhood was like, and how her parents were occupied and all before they had her, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it...
Let us go then, Mrs. Dy, When the evening is spread out against the sky Like a patient etherized upon a table...
You may have deserved it. Were you late to school? Did you sell contraband candy bars to the younger kids? Don’t mess with Mrs D
I have him on record saying that empathy is overrated and the cause of all ills in civilization, so...sucks to be him I guess
Well, it *would* be flatter…
That would make their previous game the election of Doug Jones
Utter dork, but with an umlaut over the u and the slash through the o
I thought it might have been COLLOP but I also tried DEUCED
No more shenanigans? No more tomfoolery? No more ballyhoo?
Yup of all the mid majors the Ivy may be the only one that can offer something (the status of the degree) that might deter talent from jumping up a level
When your state is 47th or whatever in education it makes sense that you also think being 50th is better, because it’s more
Still are
In the meantime we’re forced to deal with their self-absorbed fucking around, though…
Suffering and success are both signs of virtue to the MAGAts
Did you forget Poulakidas or just hate him???
