Which Oompa Loompa is gonna play trump?
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Which Oompa Loompa is gonna play trump?
Sue their dicks off and get the names of everyone involved so the next administration can at least fire them and at most prosecute them.
Being able to hobby shoot at some empty bottles just for funzies is worth a couple of thousand dead kids. Priorities.
Not sure that is entirely a good thing. She is clearly beatable. Hopefully they run some other clown who’s just as beatable.
Peace envoy? Gimme a break. Peace is not the goal unless it means total surrender by Ukraine. Trump is now and always has been on Putin’s side and it’s time we start acknowledging that. Politico is a joke.
Thousands will die and these people won’t give one single fuck. As long as they make a profit out of treating the sick instead of preventing the sickness. The worst of the worst humans on earth are running our government.
I’m sure those studies will meet the highest scientific standards
My support goes to the first candidate who says this out loud and calls for a full investigation into their corruption. There will be no recovery without court reform.
I bet the one republican who voted yes has since been primaried into outer space by the maga machine.
Funding influencers is a good thing. Getting on message is also a good thing. Not letting the influencers determine the message is not a good thing. They almost got it.
Don’t worry parents, it just means that Jesus loves your kids more than you did. It takes a special kind of asshole to say something so fucking stupid and cruel.
How tone deaf can you be? The primaries need to be a bloodbath for these idiots.
You know what protects Americans? Determining pretrial release conditions based on the merits of the case. You know what doesn’t protect Americans? Continuing to let rich criminals buy their way out of jail.
Cashless bail is not lenient. It is often just the opposite. It would be nice to see at least one person explain this accurately.
Newsom’s belt doesn’t match his shoes
We all know this is at trump’s personal direction. Patel doesn’t wipe his ass without permission from his orange overlord.
Still using the 2024 playbook that got us into this mess. Welcome to 2025. The house is already on fire. It does no good to tell us that republicans really shouldn’t be playing with matches. We need real leaders with the singular goal of putting out the fire out and prosecuting the arsonists.
He worked election night coverage on PBS and I’ll never forget the smirk of his barely-veiled giddiness when the results started coming in. This dude is pure maga and a fascist to his core.
Starting with the corrupt Supreme Court. Gotta get them out of the way first.
This will not help to prevent a blue wave. But there won’t be a blue wave unless there’s a massacre of the geriatric incumbents in the primaries.
Then I bet they will limit the number of polling places in big cities in red states. Atlanta, Houston, Dallas, etc will have like 2 polling locations for the whole city. Good luck voting in person.
This guy is obviously a tool but I never did hear a good answer to the question. Why didn’t Biden release the files?
Unless it’s a black or brown person with a gun. Then it’s a green light for the troops to start shooting.
The primaries need to be a bloodbath for or nothing is ever going to change.
In trump’s mind, he’s a war hero but John McCain is not. That alone should trigger some 25th amendment action. Not to mention the rest of the overwhelming evidence that his brain has turned to oatmeal.
But if you carry a sandwich, they’ll hang you.
I woke up this morning expecting to see wall-to-wall coverage of furious democrats raging about the kidnapping of a congresswoman in Texas. Instead, my entire feed is donald trump’s appearance on fox and friends. We are doing this all wrong. Our trump addiction is real. We need to go to rehab.
Politico going along for the ride again. He will only do what Putin tells him to do. Every single time.
I thought that was inevitable since election day but now I’m not so sure. If he leaves NATO, he can’t block Ukraine from joining.
You just know they can’t wait to start shooting
They’re getting ready for something. Obama, Hillary, etc should leave the country. Arrests are coming.
Who is going to primary this man? Good time to shock the world.
Fortifying DC to protect himself from inevitable revolt
He’s absolutely right. Total beta-male behavior. Just like everything else that loser does.
Because good republican girls just take the abuse without complaining?
And he deserves more congressional seats for that
Trump: it’s not fair, wah Trump supporter: what a strong leader
Also biology 101: sex and gender are not the same thing. If bio 101 is full, the bigots can find more info on the subject in common sense 101, basic human decency 101, and/or none of your fucking business 101.
Attention democrats: it’s ok to say that we need immigrants.
This is why they are fortifying DC. They’re gonna start arresting democrats and he’s preparing for the backlash.
Serious question: how long before he declares that the south won the civil war?
And he has twits running the defense department and intelligence agencies. How does that make us safe?
Step 1: secure DC against inevitable protests. Step 2: take over New York before the 2025 election. Step 3: take over every major city in a blue/purple state before the 2026 midterms.
Both can be true
Terrible federal overreach. Way to take the gloves off. You got em on the run now.
Can’t shake the feeling that they are fortifying the city because they are about to unleash something so egregious that it will cause millions and millions to march on DC.
It took him almost 80 years to realize that U.S. also spells “us” and he thinks reducing the price of something by 1500% makes perfect mathematical sense but he’s a stable genius.
Every black female politician is low IQ to him. Get some new material old man. I would love to see Rep Crockett challenge him to an IQ test live on tv in prime time. She could show up drunk and high and spot him 20 points and I would still bet on her.
With the benefit of hindsight I think it’s pretty clear that the party should have joined him
We have been playing sports in this country for generations and transgender people have existed since the dawn of humanity but all of a sudden it’s a problem now 🤷♂️
Reading is a bridge too far for that lazy fucking nitwit
A special thanks to every crybaby coward out there who is so afraid of needles that they convinced themselves that vaccines don’t work despite all of the scientific evidence and every shred of decency and common sense in the entire human race that says otherwise.
If I know one thing about violent gang members is that they always show up at the home goods store early in the morning looking to get work as a day laborer.
I’m happy he’s funding the cause but the party needs to campaign against billionaires, not for one.
Another campaign promise kept. Who doesn’t remember his famous slogan “I will end the war somewhere between days 201 and 301, if at all”
That’ll happen when you have a Russian asset as president
Honestly, team USA should boycott the Olympics
People are gonna die because a bunch of assholes convinced themselves that they know more about how vaccines work than doctors and scientists because they are afraid of needles
Planning an addition is my guess. Maybe a spa where he can hire teenagers to massage him and his richest friends.
If only they cared about real crimes being committed by republicans as much as they care about fake crimes being committed by democrats
I wonder how much money he has invested in funeral homes. He’s acting like he owns them all.
Cue the democrats-bussed-in-paid-activists-from-out-of-state defense
I’m shocked that her dog is not a German shepherd
Vote no on all of them. Why is this so hard?
The August report will show there was infinity trillion jobs created
You mean the same type of special counsel that they all swore was unconstitutional only a few months ago?
The dirty little secret is that Wrigley is a dirty little shit hole. Cubs fans don’t just flock to Milwaukee every time they play the Brewers because it’s close. They want to enjoy a game at a ballpark that’s not a hundred-year-old toilet.
If he wasn’t such a limp dicktator I would say I’m sure he gets hard over the idea of dropping a nuke. But it won’t be on Russia. It will be on brown people somewhere if at all. Let’s not forget that Putin is still trump’s daddy.
Can’t wait til November. Have to do it now or leave open the door for courts to say “Texas can do it but California can’t because it’s too close to the election now.”
FYI not voting is even more weak and pathetic than voting no. At least the pro-genocide crowd has conviction in their bigotry and hate. Pass it on to Gallego and Kelly.
Count me among the 16% who approve how he’s handling it. I couldn’t be happier about how bad he’s fucked this up. It’s an absolute disaster for him and I love it!
Is there an option C: run, win, resign the day after inauguration?
If anyone thinks that the singular goal of the Republican Party is anything except to take as much tax money from the treasury as they can while getting 100% legal protection from the justice system, they simply have not been paying attention.
He’s so fucking vain he doesn’t have any idea that he is the single most hated man on the face of the earth and the history of this country.
Two easy distinctions I never hear dems point out. One party is for equality and the other is for supremacy. One party works to enact policies that benefit all people and the other party works to enact policies that benefit exactly one person.
No, I don’t remember that at all. But whatever you have to tell yourself to make you feel better. Sleep well.
Remember how the pro-Palestine crowd protested Harris and voted for Trump or didn’t vote at all? We are all reaping what they sowed now.
OMFG. This and Angus King’s “mistake” vote for Hawley’s anti-choice guy is exactly why we shouldn’t have dead people as elected officials.
Any student with a shred of decency should immediately withdraw. Any faculty with a shred of decency should immediately resign. Any other university with a shred of decency should immediately admit/hire them no questions asked.
The incompetence of this administration makes us so vulnerable to attacks right now. But then again, why would anyone attack us when they can just sit back and watch us destroy ourselves?
We all know why Trump doesn’t want to release the Epstein files. But why didn’t Biden release them again? Especially, I don’t know, say the last week in October?
I’m not seditious, you are. I didn’t attempt a coup, you did. I know you are but what am I? I’m rubber and you’re glue. We have a kindergartener for a president.
Can dems fill the funding gap and turn PBS and NPR into their fox news?
The party could take a lesson from Hunter. But of course they won’t.
This corrupt Supreme Court will absolutely allow this. But somehow the same court will not allow the next democratic president to fire any of the Trump-era hires. If they even allow a next democratic president. Or a next election for that matter.
What does Vance mean they never showed it to us. Is he living in daddy Donnie’s pocket?
I thing she means: There’s no getting around what [donald trump] did - he lied to the American people.
They keep lumbering on because people keep reading and sharing their articles to thousands of followers
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Yeah it’s all bullshit. And the media took the bait. Again. The war will still be raging on day 51 and Trump won’t do shit about it because Putin owns him.
Good thing we didn’t elect a woman because, you know, it’s women who react too emotionally to a crisis. Meanwhile, our “strongman” president is mad because he got his little feelings hurt and it’s not fair. 😭
The same court that says it’s unconstitutional presidential overreach for a democrat to cancel student loans says it is not overreach for a republican to cancel students
Can confirm their ignorance. My mom is a staunch trumper and Fox News fanatic. Years later, she never once heard of the access Hollywood tape and thought I was making up the “grab by the pussy” quote. That was like in 2021.
Scape goats. Blame them (Noem, Bondi, Hegseth, Rubio, etc) instead of trump because he doesn’t know anything about that. Fuck that. 100% of the blame goes to that orange monster. For hiring these goons to carry out his orders.
I don’t know. @dfriedman.bsky.social says dems shouldn’t take the bait on the one issue that might actually cause the orange menace some political damage. So I guess it’s just back to letting him lawlessly trample over everything this country ever stood for without any accountability at all.
It’s all about boosting the ratings. He is must-see tv for baseball fans. But I’m a staunch, life-long brewer fan and I still won’t watch that garbage game. Wake me when the real games resume.
They all still have shows? I thought Bill Maher was dead.
The problem is most of em don’t care about any of that. As long as brown people are being terrorized and transgender people can’t play sports, they’re good.
Shameless masters of projection. There’s exactly one party that waged an insurrection and is currently waging war against America and it ain’t the democrats.