He’s going to announce that he not only got Roger Clemens into the Baseball Hall of Fame, but he got himself in there, too.
It is a post. Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing…
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He’s going to announce that he not only got Roger Clemens into the Baseball Hall of Fame, but he got himself in there, too.
Curious
How stupid is he to pick the most unappetizing photo of bacon ever? Seriously, even the bacon 🥓 emoji is more appealing than that pan of bubbling, molten grease… 🤮
Someone please kill me right now.
Wait til she hears about the First Lady…
Is this for his heroism last night or in the Borat film?
You may not know who AC is... but what you do have is a very particular set of skills… 🤣🤣🤣
One ex bragged to me at rehearsal dinner that his bride-to-be was a virgin and I quipped he should be wary of a 29 yr old girl who easily resisted hormonal urges & desires & guess what? Turns out she had no interest in sex or him physically at all. None. Nada. Zilch. Be careful what you wish for. 😎
Every J. Peterman plot on Seinfeld…
Remember learning about that land deal in 1803 where the United States purchased about 828,000 square miles of territory after haggling with Mohammed Bonaparte for $15 million? The one they called The Louisiana of Arabia Purchase? Yeah, me neither...
It’s who Jennifer Grey’s character in “Dirty Dancing” was named after; “Baby” was just a nickname… 😎
Wages of unionized workers are 13% higher than their nonunion counterparts. But unions also set a higher pay standard that all workers enjoy. In high-union-density states, median household income is $12,000 higher than in low-union-density states. This is why unions are vital.
His tweeting staff goes off the clock at 10:00pm.
Trump going to sleep earlier, which I think is a little noteworthy
I just hope that he can soon thank Ashli Babbitt in person for her service.
Beautiful.
I have to say, it’s really gross that thousands of Americans were hoping for the death of the sitting president, it should have been millions of people… smh.
Who the fuck knows what is up w the orange asshole but look at this spry 82 year old! Fact checked to be true
Joke’s on him: Everyone knows post-menopausal woman are the bravest, loudest, and politically active…
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.
I know two things about Rudy Giuliani: 1) IDGAF what happened to him or what kind of shape he’s in but whatever did happen; 2) it sure as shit didn’t go down like that.
When our working families are strong, Minnesota is strong. That’s why we’ve established paid leave, expanded the right to collectively bargain, and why we’re investing in the projects creating the union jobs of the future. Happy Labor Day, Minnesota.
“This is a golf course, stop it “
I literally hear Miller speaking those words and now I want to vomit… ugh. 🤮
Too clear and concise for tRuMp himself to have thought out. Someone tasked with being clear and concise but “Dummy it down so that MAGA can at least try to follow it” made their best attempt and failed to pass as him. #Sad.
The National Guardners
On #LaborDay, we recognize the workers who make so much of our everyday lives possible. And every day, we should have American workers' back by supporting their organized efforts to secure higher wages, good benefits, and safe & dignified workplaces.
He doesn’t even labor to lie… 🙄
These deserve to be on the cover of every fashion magazine, every catwalk, every runway! They are spectacular! Thank you for sharing!
It's SWEATERS on #showmeyourknits this week! These are a tiny fraction of mine. The patterns are all here: www.ravelry.com/designers/ca...
9 CDC Directors going back to 1977 speak out. What RFK Jr has done to our nation’s public health system "should alarm every American." It "is unlike anything we have ever seen at the agency, and unlike anything our country has ever experienced." www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/o...
If you like Weekends and Sick leave Paid vacations and breaks If Safe working conditions Are something you take If Retirement benefits, And Paid holidays are bliss … then you’re for the labor movement! Happy Labor Day, Sis! Anybody else celebrating with a pina colada? 😎🍸🍍
If you like Weekends and Sick leave Paid vacations and breaks If Safe working conditions Are something you take If Retirement benefits, And Paid holidays are bliss … then you’re for the labor movement! Happy Labor Day, Sis! Anybody else celebrating with a pina colada? 😎🍸🍍
Difference between a husky and border collie... 👀😅🤣 #dog #dogday #bluesky
I’d like to think this is Putin engaged in bragging rights and they’re all as gleeful as we are… And I hope the subject of their glee is forced to see it. 💙🙏🏻💙
It will be a glorious, global jubilation, the likes of which has never been seen before! More champagne will be uncorked, more babies conceived, more dancing in the streets, more people thanking whatever higher power to which they attribute this long-awaited celebration!We will FINALLY be united!💙🙏🏻💙
That sweater is perfection. And you (?) look stunning in it. Wow.
When he was alone with his BFF Putin, he could’ve gotten a taste of whatever they gave Navalny. May it be more painful, involve hair & tooth loss, and be much longer-lasting. 💙🙏🏻💙
I'm going on record. You don't cover up dead. He's not dead. However, he's sick as shit. That you can cover up for a bit. But just a bit. Mostly I hope he feels like absolute shit and is very scared of death. That I can work with.
Steven Colbert and his wife appeared in the crowd at the Alcaraz match, and the arena went wild when his face hit the screen. People clearly adore him—and honestly, seeing that joy gave me a surge of hope.
Pick a letter.
Fatality.
If there is a god, he will allow tRuMp to live long enough to hear the Epstein victims' press conference on Wednesday morning and then watch the fallout as even his favorite Fox News hosts turn on him with the rest of the world. 💙🙏💙
RFK Jr., driving away with Rudy Guliani tied to the roof of his car
Early night for Sleepy Don. Not even any insults either.
I like the rebrand, too. To fight a rat you have to be BE a rat. Y'all used to like Cuomo and how he stood up to tRuMp during Covid, and hell, y'all were ready to run Avenatti for President when he kept yapping at him, too. We tried going high when they go low. Get back to down & dirty. 😎 Go Gavin!
I like the rebrand.
If you crop it and squint real hard it could be Nancy Sinatra getting ready to sing her hit song…
NEW: The trump administration attempted to remove 600 terrified unaccompanied minors to Guatemala in the middle of the night on a holiday weekend. Judge Sooknanan stopped it. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/the-sookna...
Sure, Chicago could probably use some mulching but wouldn’t the National Guard’s time be better spent polishing The Bean?
MLB MUST PUT TRUMP IN THE HALL OF FAME NOW ALSO BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE AWARDED SOMETHING BASEBALL-ISH AND DOESN’T WANT TO WAIT TIL HE’S DEAD BECAUSE IT COULD BE VERY SOON!
Does Drew Ensign have any children of his own? Would he want this treatment done to them? 😔
WTF are all you commie libs talking about? He looks great!!
I was not aware there were single-issue Americans who cast their ballot for tRuMp based solely on the Roger Clemens controversy, but I am relieved he is finally addressing this travesty we’ve all been worrying about. 🙄
WE'RE ABOUT TO PUT A MEMECOIN OUT 😂
Apparently this Tuba player for Texas Southern is also a hell of a drummer. Four count to the face and then right back to work!
He put chalk on his shoes then walked on the Pulse Memorial crosswalk. Police arrested him. But the court said they had no cause and he was released. The man arrested is now considering suing the state of Florida citing first amendment right violations.
RFK Jr IS an expert when it comes to a syringe jab, as long as it’s black tar, brown powder, or white powder heroin… and he IS the authority on which is best for your kids to attain academic excellence. Just ask him. 😎
Meanwhile, a firefighter is shot and fighting for his life while these theatrics play out… 🤬
🤔 vt.tiktok.com/ZSAX46PtU/
RFK Jr called his pal Buddy to check on him & his granddaughters after the Texas flood. Thats nice, but it’s something any friend or colleague would do. It is NOT proof that RFK Jr cares about the health & well-being of ALL children, especially poor or immunocompromised ones.
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Pillsbury Toaster Strudel was better than Kellogg’s Pop-Tarts yet here we are… sigh.
I’ll drink to that. Until then, keeping it on ice… 💙🙏🏻💙
One week ago, thousands of New Yorkers tried something new. They heard about it last minute. They didn’t know where it would take them or who they would meet. It was free, earnest, even educational. It was the #ZcavengerHunt and it was a thing of beauty.
I guess he changed hats and won’t go anywhere near the press for 5 days for no particular reason. Also can’t get any video of him actually playing golf from the usual sources.
🙃 #GavinNewsom #EpsteinFiles
Jesse Watters: “You weren’t ever on Jeffrey Epstein’s jet, were you?” RFK Jr: “I was on Jeffrey Epstein’s jet two times.” Release the freaking Epstein Files. Believe the survivors and their families. We want accountability.
He won’t let the press anywhere near him. This is getting weirder and weirder.
tRuMp 47 has the lowest favorability rating since [checks notes] tRuMp 45.
OK, this one he wrote.
Jones: I want to bring theology into this because you have all these people that want to give thoughts and prayers. But I was a minister, and that is a form of theological malpractice—when you pray for something you have the power to change.
He didn't deport the contractor?
He is a hillbilly effigy.
“ILLEGALS” MY ASS! Green card holder Rami Othmane speaks out after being snatched off the street by ICE while driving to the grocery store. He’s a documented immigrant and the husband of Dr Wafaa Alrashid, chief of staff at a local hospital. He was locked in detention for 13 days.
The best suggestion you will hear today.
If he offers to pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today, just give him the burger, make it a triple, and hope cholesterol does it's thing... (it's not like he was going to pay you Tuesday anyway...)
JD Vance on Donald Trump: “I’m a Never Trump guy. I never liked him. I don’t think he’s the person. I don’t think he cares about folks. I think that he’s noxious and is leading the white working class to a very dark place.” { ht: @marcofoster.bsky.social }
This is why Republicans have to cheat with maps. They can't win on policy.
sad news from the nation's capital today as, our sources within the white house now confirm, the president's hideous bloated corpse refuses to die
He may be alive, but he’s definitely not well.
I’d have that exact reaction kid
The National Enquirer reported she was on her deathbed for weeks… 🙄
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CHICAGO…
The Governor of Indiana's arrogant ignorance is staggering 👉🏼he apparently has never read the constitution doesn't understand habeas corpus and is dumber than a fifth grader! 🤨 👉🏼how freaking brain dead do you have to be to vote an ignorant moron like this into the governors office?? 🥴👇🏼
Opinion | Americans don’t need to go shooting things into their arms to be healthy by RFK Jr.
