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Imitation Leatherman

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created December 28, 2024

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Hope yall are proud of your little white trash assholes

2/9/2025, 1:38:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nate Pyrite

2/9/2025, 1:31:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blue states should stop subsidizing GOP earmarks

2/9/2025, 1:28:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For someone who is generally wrong I’m baffled at how he still gets work

2/9/2025, 1:25:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Arm & Hammer “extra strength carpet odor eliminator” that accidentally went into my wash but effectively got cat-piss stank out of my clothing.
1/9/2025, 2:11:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Accidental laundry tip: Accidentally pour in powdered rug cleaner in your cat-piss stank laundry pile and a few glugs of vinegar

1/9/2025, 2:08:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pay attention to the rockland case !!!

1/9/2025, 12:01:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Imitation Leatherman (@jpeghotdog77.bsky.social)

Gonna repost this anytime there’s a Donald Trump near death announcement

1/9/2025, 12:00:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Imitation Leatherman (@jpeghotdog77.bsky.social)

Up early thinking about Memphis, most beautiful land in the world. Memphis would be the absolute best place in the universe if the white people here weren’t all a bunch of fucking assholes. The true foundation of crime in Memphis is white supremacy.

1/9/2025, 11:59:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rudy’s self sanitizing program

1/9/2025, 11:47:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“White trash asshole” has a nice ring to it.

1/9/2025, 11:39:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dennis shut up.

1/9/2025, 11:37:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just say technocratic fascism

1/9/2025, 11:34:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re sounding like fucking morons. Yall need to take this shit seriously. “Raising concerns” my ass!

1/9/2025, 11:31:05 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, a riding mower is so much better for this kind of thing anyway, you have much more control over choke and throttle. There’s usually a neutral safety switch so you hafta sit on it first, but with a flick of the wrist, she’ll go.

31/8/2025, 9:38:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes and for fucks sake can we start putting carpet back over the fucking hardwood? I’m old and it kills my knees

31/8/2025, 9:30:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A phalanx of tubas against ice playing suboctaves

30/8/2025, 4:15:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, he ain’t wrong

30/8/2025, 4:12:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JD Vance gonna meet this moment like a limp donkey dick

30/8/2025, 9:44:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Imitation Leatherman (@jpeghotdog77.bsky.social)

When calls for accountability and reform are considered attacks it’s time to go. Third party now.

30/8/2025, 9:31:48 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grey mold is everywhere in greenhouses and shipping trucks. It’s likely it was on the plant before it was harvested, esp if they’ve had hard rain at the farm. Wash ‘em when you first get them I guess?

29/8/2025, 10:20:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s naive to think Elon went anywhere while he’s actively boring tunnels and polluting Tennessee

29/8/2025, 7:09:41 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Them folks gonna get robbed

29/8/2025, 7:08:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It used to just say the n word

29/8/2025, 7:06:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He can’t figure out that no one likes him because he obviously is using this horrible moment to enrich himself.

29/8/2025, 3:16:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And every musician that sold out

28/8/2025, 10:53:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yall might not but the rest of us down in the ditches can.

28/8/2025, 10:49:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tho I do see massive lawsuits in the near future

28/8/2025, 2:01:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Santiago Mayer (@santiagomayer.com) reposted

I do not understand why government officials resign when asked to do something bad. The resignations will no longer be treated by the public like a scandal. It’ll be out of the news within 24 hours. People should stay and force the White House to fire them. Do not make it easy.

28/8/2025, 12:25:49 PM | 9114 1797 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine calling someone from the land of constitutionalism unconstitutional…

28/8/2025, 2:00:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Charlie Gardner (@charliejgardner.bsky.social) reposted

If 'doing your own research' means using Chat GPT then you didn't actually do your own research at all You asked an unreliable chatbot to do it for you

28/8/2025, 12:26:40 PM | 425 64 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder if his butt hurts with putins arm in it working him like a puppet

28/8/2025, 12:46:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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…and maybe your phoenix university loans get forgiven if you meet your quotas…

28/8/2025, 12:33:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What if you don’t know what GitHub is…how does this affect the luddites among us?

28/8/2025, 12:31:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Imitation Leatherman (@jpeghotdog77.bsky.social)

What can you say about RFK, he was cut from stained cloth.

28/8/2025, 12:30:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Imitation Leatherman (@jpeghotdog77.bsky.social)

Yes, it’s called a non-corporate, mutual aid based workers party for everyone living paycheck to paycheck…

28/8/2025, 9:18:08 AM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Comments are muted but, does this work?? Kinda scared to try

28/8/2025, 8:25:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they don’t, look to see who got student loans forgiven this year.

28/8/2025, 8:23:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dennis Goris (@dennisgoris.bsky.social) reposted

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28/8/2025, 1:07:32 AM | 8506 2137 | View on Bluesky | view

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Since Edwin Gerry…

28/8/2025, 8:11:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Imitation Leatherman (@jpeghotdog77.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s the same as the post Soviet order in Russia. Oligarchical collectivism. Jesus fuck yall. Learn some fucking new words and how they interrelate to other words.

28/8/2025, 7:33:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FR, im like the only 🔪dADa work of art lately is the sandwich guy

28/8/2025, 12:02:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes! This is a worm in can of worms and every single “field of inquiry” is a worm

27/8/2025, 11:59:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No lol do we not understand oligarchical collectivism?

27/8/2025, 11:56:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and our Hero Cured male loneliness with such delicatessence!

27/8/2025, 11:08:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not with that attitude.

27/8/2025, 11:05:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is my “deli boy” tattoo gonna get me on a watchlist????

27/8/2025, 11:02:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fr it’s like “kick rocks” or “pound sand”

27/8/2025, 10:59:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey more bullshit I’ll never fucking watch.

27/8/2025, 5:02:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’ll need a third party for this

27/8/2025, 5:01:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Imitation Leatherman (@jpeghotdog77.bsky.social)

Super important case everyone is dismissing because of one of the candidates. This is why we get nowhere. Pay the fuck attention yall because this case will show us how Donald Trump and Elon musk rigged the 2024 election, and how they’ll continue to rig election.

27/8/2025, 4:59:10 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want jones to lay into ogles. Like it’s so easy but he won’t get dirty. Clown, shame, and embarrass these fucking losers.

27/8/2025, 4:56:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A little more apt

27/8/2025, 4:51:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I were in the national guard no I wouldn’t.

27/8/2025, 4:43:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not to mention soundtrack writers, choreographers, and literally any job adjacent to entertainment.

27/8/2025, 10:16:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Imitation Leatherman (@jpeghotdog77.bsky.social)

This will also affect any musician writing music with erotic lyrics or undertones, or suggestive stage wear. We’re dealing with the Jesus freaks from high school who didn’t have friends because they are condescending, flatlining, fascist assholes.

27/8/2025, 10:14:46 AM | 10 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you divorce that crazy lady yet

27/8/2025, 10:06:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who is stupid enough to think it’s more than that??

27/8/2025, 10:05:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Roxane Gay (@roxanegay.bsky.social) reposted

Isn’t Cracker Barrel’s real problem that they serve bad food?

27/8/2025, 5:38:08 AM | 8553 603 | View on Bluesky | view

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Find him, he needs to be made fun of the rest of his pathetic life.

27/8/2025, 9:57:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Graendoll (@graendoll.bsky.social) reposted

People keep blaming the rise of fascism on the books women are reading but you know what I think the real cause is? Giving stupid people's opinions the same merit and consideration as the experts.

26/8/2025, 9:50:30 PM | 4642 732 | View on Bluesky | view

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Americas political litmus test just got real

27/8/2025, 4:47:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok stop that.

27/8/2025, 4:44:48 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Join a militia, that will help

27/8/2025, 4:41:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Except TN where Elon is literally worming his way thru the state.

27/8/2025, 4:39:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can only hope this happens in TN.

27/8/2025, 4:33:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All I hear when these simps do this shit is “please don’t tell on me”

27/8/2025, 4:32:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Mudron (@mudron.bsky.social) reposted

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25/8/2025, 12:01:50 AM | 3781 1312 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua Weishart (@joshuaweishart.bsky.social) reposted

Once again, the elites aren't going to save us because they generally have never known the force of law, only its privileges. So they presume, wittingly or unwittingly, that autocratic "law" will benefit them as well.

25/8/2025, 4:50:55 PM | 268 55 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seriously all she had to do was lip service about stopping a genocide.

26/8/2025, 9:51:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Use your quills for fletching

26/8/2025, 9:49:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s on purpose. Consider the lies about Memphis. Looks like it’s all about letting Elon Musk (the nazi miner) build his lil ‘puter over our aquifer, and now there are rumors for a tunnel in Memphis. When you mine out an aquifer you generally find gold, especially one that size.

26/8/2025, 9:34:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish my state were doing something other than let Elon have his way

26/8/2025, 9:13:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s because they wrote letters instead of showing up at law offices. They’re lazy and their corporate donors keep them that way.

26/8/2025, 9:10:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

My heart breaks into 10,000 pieces once again.

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25/8/2025, 11:33:48 PM | 25149 6849 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alec karakatsanis (@equalityalec.bsky.social) reposted

Today’s Executive Order creating a *nationwide* military “quick reaction force” and setting up an online portal to permit random fascist vigilantes to join soldiers is one of the scariest things I’ve seen in U.S. politics in my adult life. Why is it not getting more attention?

The D.C. Safe and Beautiful Task Force established in Executive Order 14252 of March 27, 2025 (Making the District of Columbia Safe and Beautiful), shall establish an online portal for Americans with law enforcement or other relevant backgrounds and experience to apply to join Federal law enforcement entities to support the policy goals described in Executive Order 14333. Each law enforcement agency that is a member of the D.C. Safe and Beautiful Task Force, as well as other relevant components of the Department of Justice as the Attorney General determines, shall further, subject to the availability of appropriations and applicable law, immediately create and begin training, manning, hiring, and equipping a specialized unit that is dedicated to ensuring public safety and order in the Nation’s capital that can be deployed whenever the circumstances necessitate, and that could be deployed, subject to applicable law, in other cities where public safety and order has been lost. ( (ii) The Secretary of Defense shall immediately begin ensuring that each State’s Army National Guard and Air National Guard are resourced, trained, organized, and available to assist Federal, State, and local law enforcement in quelling civil disturbances and ensuring the public safety and order whenever the circumstances necessitate, as appropriate under law. In coordination with the respective adjutants general, the Secretary of Defense shall designate an appropriate number of each State’s trained National Guard members to be reasonably available for rapid mobilization for such purposes. In addition, the Secretary of Defense shall ensure the availability of a standing National Guard quick reaction force that shall be resourced, trained, and available for rapid nationwide deployment. image
25/8/2025, 11:06:31 PM | 2724 1403 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need more loudmouth democrat politicians raising hell on the streets.

26/8/2025, 12:33:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Banning the diary of anne frank is anti-Semitic.

25/8/2025, 11:55:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And give all the money back to the damn people

25/8/2025, 11:53:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everybody got such a defeatist attitude. There are millions more of us. We are smarter than all of them, they know it and are terrified of it.

25/8/2025, 11:46:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Police are dubious because we let Israelis train them.

25/8/2025, 11:44:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a feeling Stephen miller is running the white house.

25/8/2025, 11:39:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone who can is chickenshit.

25/8/2025, 11:37:27 PM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cable News media sold us down the river.

25/8/2025, 11:36:59 PM | 83 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Once we get around to striking they’ll have their entire operation automated robotically. Maybe drivers for a bit but self driving semis aren’t too far off.

25/8/2025, 11:33:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
25/8/2025, 10:00:14 PM | 16377 2712 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oligarchical Collectivism is a concept that exists…

25/8/2025, 4:42:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We can’t afford actual painters? We gotta get these fuckin losers? Shits gonna rust in a year.

25/8/2025, 4:41:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A fabulist book of warnings for an ethnic group of which none of us are part of…

25/8/2025, 4:35:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one wants to drink Fash juice anymore

25/8/2025, 4:33:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Close your laptops and join a militia.

25/8/2025, 4:26:10 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yo keep up dude we’re there. Close your laptop and join a militia.

25/8/2025, 4:25:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After they’ve read and verbally summarized each page

25/8/2025, 10:10:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is what we mean by having a spine.

25/8/2025, 6:56:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny (phire) (@phirephoenix.com) reposted

I hope one thing leftists all take away from Mamdani’s campaign though is that it doesn’t matter how chill and wholesome you are, the dinguses are going to smear and trash you in increasingly unhinged ways anyway, so you might as well shoot for the moon and campaign on what makes your heart sing

25/8/2025, 1:12:06 AM | 4902 1039 | View on Bluesky | view

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5-10. No one can afford to live on their own without familial support.

25/8/2025, 1:17:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And other local militias

25/8/2025, 1:05:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture unlawful whatever 🐝 (@inlovewthemooon.bsky.social) reposted

Y'all The ICE building in Portland is painting a line in front of their building But they don't even know how to spell government

Image shows a DHS agent watching somebody in a blue shirt painting on the ground the words is goverment
23/8/2025, 6:25:36 PM | 3443 1046 | View on Bluesky | view

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And she should be allowed to be just tipsy enough to shoot that fire into the upper decks

24/8/2025, 7:25:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view