Or accidentally trip on a power cord that unplugs from the wall
Or accidentally trip on a power cord that unplugs from the wall
How to make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear
He’s been a medical miracle for decades. Has no heart but is alive nevertheless.
So, both Murkowski and Collins are clutching their pearls again. Just the kind of decisive action we need
How can they possibly deny Trump a Nobel Peace Prize with a winning strategy like that
Which speaks volumes about how putrid this cabinet is
The Greatest Fluffers of All Time
His brain is even smaller that his 'Lil Johnson.
The problem is the human heart, as in you don’t have one ‘Lil Johnson
“I’ve got my teeth in this thing, I’m not letting it go.”
“Squirrel!”
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Is this guy a human being?
Just more children sacrificed in order to preserve an evil interpretation of the Second Amendment. But it’s a price MAGAts are willing to pay using OUR children. May they burn in Hell
And you wonder what makes an incel
JFC More children sacrificed on the alter of the MAGAt twisted Second Amendment, and they’re OK with that. Burn in hell MAGAts
🤣🤣 What a maroon!
That scum bucket doesn’t stop crime he just takes it over so he can commit it himself
He’s certainly won the Fluffer of the Month award. He’s gets a plaque with an orange dildo mounted on it to hang in his office.
I have a sandwich and I’m not afraid to use it!
That’s rich coming from a leader in the Republican Domestic Terrorist Party
Just another routine meeting of the Fluffer Committee
That’s such 🐂 💩. He doesn’t respect anyone and never will! He’s the Backstabber-In-Chief
Uh Chuckles your fossilized brain can’t seem to grasp that it’s the Big Fugly Bill you voted for and your MAGAt in Chief’s tariffs that responsible. FAFO
Hard to which is the biggest weenie, him or Schumer. Both need to go in favor of leaders who will bring the heat
D’oh!
Andrew Cuomo represents everything that's wrong with Democratic Party leadership
Cremation, leave no bones for veneration and scatter the ashes over a cesspool
Beware the Night of the Long Knives
This company is no more! It’s ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace!
Soo, it's Commie Don now
WTF Does Diaper Dan put out a memo every morning telling his fluffers what he’s wearing that day and they need to copy that look? Today, suit, white shirt, open collar, no tie. Other days, white shirt with red tie. No, not a cult.
“I’ve always loved the look of a whorehouse “
And why isn't Newsome out there trying to get Secretariat to race at Santa Anita Park.
Hey JD, if you’re so against crazy people our the streets yelling at our kids, why don’t you start by getting ICE off our streets first?
Habba Dabba Doo!
JFC Let’s have a sausage party and decide on women’s health.
While he’s at it, maybe Gomer can look into Reagan’s fitness at the end of his term. It’s just as relevant as Biden’s. But, anything to try and distract from Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, I guess
Slap some headgear with a reticle on his head and he’d be a perfect Borg. BTW Stevie, it’s late, do you know where your wife is?
A legend only in his own mind, you fluffer
Can both sides lose big?
Kudlow, just one of many Trump fluffers
As if facts would even matter. The Gestapo is in DC because of made-up bullshit excuses that Trump and his fluffers gave. Facts have nothing to do with it, only a cruel and sadistic need to terrorize people as a means of control
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Not a surprise coming from Trump’s Lil’ Johnson
Tragically, not a surprise. To Republicans, women and children are prey, nothing more.
Texas - where white men are dickless and women, children and migrants are prey
Those Meal Team 6 boys sure love their tactical gear. If you’re not physically fit, have an extremely low IQ, have very low self-esteem, are a bully, and love to assault people, come join ICE, you’re exactly the type of person we want and we’ll pay a bonus to boot!
That’s what Putin gets for sitting in a closed in car with Pedo LePew
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Looks like Meal Team 6 is part of this deployment. So let’s just hire all the fat, stupid, low self-esteem bullies we can find and turn them loose on the population
Back off ICE! I have a sub and I’m not afraid to use it!
Back off ICE! I have a sub and I’m not afraid to use it!
You can only be a Republican if you're a Greedy Oppressive Pervert
All of Trump's appointees are nothing but stupid, incompetent fluffers. Still waiting for someone to name just one Trump appointee or Republican in Congress who's even a halfway decent human being.
Cue the outtro to The Boxer Lie, Lie, Lie Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie Lie, Lie, Lie
MAGAt flufferwear
Then save us all a lot of trouble and RESIGN. You’re either a liar, a coward, or both you fluffer.
Sooo, fast food employees should be paid a barely subsistent wage so everyone else can get cheap burgers?
Well then, what’s your version Mr. Markus? Put up or shut up.
It won't, but it fuels the MAGAts hate and distracts them from the Epstein files, tariffs, and the cruelty of the Big Ugly Bill. "Squirrel!"
Here's what's scary, all the Republicans need to do is sow so much chaos into the voting process that they ask the courts to halt to the election process while they sort it all out and by the time there's any final decisions they won't leave office regardless of the result
This is what you become when you have no soul and live on hate. BTW- Wonder when we’ll see your wife and Elon on the kiss cam
These takeovers are all part of the Nazification by Trump, who’s determined to turn this into a shit-hole country. He’s looking to turn the national guard and the military into his Gestapo as he’s doing with ICE. Now he’s trying to takeover territory by stripping away democratic government.
Just what this country needs, a flying whorehouse
Oh those poor evil, greedy, ethnic-cleansing, misogynist, racist, Nazis who use God’s name in vain by calling themselves “Christians”and control the government are sooo oppressed. Don’t piss down our back and tell us it’s raining
Tim Faust makes his bargain
The Senate Pearl Clutchers Caucus
Pigpen For President. I can see those lawn signs popping up everywhere
Then they need to stop acting like fluffers and stand up to the bully.
And I deserve a Nobel Prize for Literature for my Bluesky posts
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Title of the picture: Faust Makes His Bargain
Mess with the bull and you get the horns. FAFO
By God, there's at least one Republican who speaks the truth
Oh goody, we’re going to get a flying whorehouse to go along with the Oval Whorehouse
I know it’s trite but- Mess with the bull and you get the horns
He’s been around Stinky Donny too long, he’s lost his sense of smell
Pirro’s salary is one of the biggest wastes. Good God, this Trump regime has the makings of a political trailer park
For once, at least, the MAGAts are pissing in each other’s boots instead of ours
Jeezus, another corporate eunuch. Damn hard to oppose the Nazification in this country when it’s most powerful people lick the dictator’s boots
DEI doesn’t mean much though when you’re a brutal union-buster
Another Republican POS permitting child rape. It’s so pervasive it must be in the Republican Party platform. To Republicans, women and children are just prey.
Parking lot lawyer says what?
Pure coincidence 🙄
Answer is simple, it was a hunting ground for them
WTH! How dare she bring the truth to Fox News! 🤣
No way it interferes with his duties as President. Just cutting back on a little of his golf time is all it will take.
Translation: we’re going to eliminate each and every useful function of government. It sucks to be you.
If you can’t continuously lie, you can’t be a Republican
Someone needs their diaper changed
