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@jstableford.bsky.social

created August 4, 2023

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Are you talking about the McLaughlin Group? I think Crossfire is the one John Stewart destroyed

2/9/2025, 10:02:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because the Times is a yes-man rag that found its stock value surge during the first trump administration and wants back to those glory days

31/8/2025, 1:55:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 5:28:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lindsay's in army now

30/8/2025, 8:55:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 2:44:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This judgement at face value is even more infuriating coming from a guy who at his best, sounds like he’s having a seizure when he talks

29/8/2025, 12:01:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sorry I couldn't hear what she was saying with his vienna sausage dick in her mouth

26/8/2025, 8:11:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seems like you have a problem parking within the lines

26/8/2025, 2:21:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 4:28:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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make them fat boys run

18/8/2025, 3:27:03 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“But…it’s all red”

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17/8/2025, 9:18:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why does he have a chewed up orange slice as a logo?

5/8/2025, 12:15:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just imagine if they made cars!

25/7/2025, 6:38:05 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/7/2025, 5:05:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/7/2025, 3:05:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All great though I have Chikhai Bardo as my favorite Severance

17/7/2025, 12:54:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meine dispatcher says you have a problem with deine cable. That's why he sent me I am the best

10/7/2025, 2:08:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/6/2025, 1:14:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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True

29/6/2025, 12:15:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ab-so-fucking-lutely

28/6/2025, 10:56:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Peggy "Shitfaced Drunk by 10:45 am for Meet The Press" Noonan

27/6/2025, 12:56:20 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Highest IQ? Hold my milk.”

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27/6/2025, 4:18:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Orson Welles was 25 when he made Citizen Kane

26/6/2025, 3:01:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re all fake

25/6/2025, 3:37:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone saying “nobody knows what I’m going to do” is openly telling you they have a keeper and they’re waiting for instructions

18/6/2025, 3:56:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we already lost our industrial base to china, now they're beating us at our own culture

14/6/2025, 4:57:52 PM | 2020 424 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was thinking that yesterday but quickly realized we’d be helplessly yanked back into ‘tan suit’ rhetoric about decorum

13/6/2025, 1:00:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Japan exposes naval weakness with Sunday morning exercise”

13/6/2025, 12:43:37 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Hindenburg encounters difficult mooring at New Jersey airfield”

13/6/2025, 11:20:30 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol he thinks the reporter is as stupid as his base

6/6/2025, 7:15:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gonna randomly throw “board airplanes from back to front” in there. Boarding groups is one of the four horsemen

4/6/2025, 3:31:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quit being a bitch and pull me up

3/6/2025, 4:34:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you’re not the master of tigerbot hesh

3/6/2025, 4:29:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who designed this place (Pod 5) - Frank Lloyd Wrong!?!

3/6/2025, 4:27:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Democracy dies in darkness. Let us demonstrate “

31/5/2025, 2:37:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck that junkie eugenic clown

31/5/2025, 1:34:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s make an example out of him and not do anything

31/5/2025, 1:33:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’d like a word with the guy who put this flag on his barn in NY

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4/5/2025, 4:10:58 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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at least they're trash grifting trash

2/5/2025, 4:49:41 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s a goddamn loser. He could sink a life preserver

1/5/2025, 1:06:46 AM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seagulls have pinups of that guy on their walls

27/4/2025, 11:14:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Sleepy Joe” should throw a crumpled up program at him

27/4/2025, 2:23:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s the funniest; Millers Crossing is the best

26/4/2025, 10:31:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/4/2025, 4:55:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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‘As old as he sounds’ too. He’s got the voice I’d expect for the cryptkeeper

23/4/2025, 12:57:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/iveh...

21/4/2025, 4:34:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, he’s (accidentally) not wrong

19/4/2025, 1:44:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's got Kenneth-the-Page level mastery of "making yourself sound like an idiot by the way you talk"

17/4/2025, 5:27:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/4/2025, 5:00:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Art”

10/4/2025, 2:38:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I suspect his motivations here aren’t far off from those with the bear incident

7/4/2025, 11:22:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/4/2025, 3:14:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Devour feculence, Chuck

16/3/2025, 8:22:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"13,800 volts but not grounded. I'm ELECTRIC!"

10/3/2025, 12:50:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only silver lining to this story is that since this is Vermont, he’s FUCKED

9/3/2025, 2:33:22 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also crazy that I think if that as “the new album”

9/3/2025, 2:31:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“But Ize herd uv dem!”

7/3/2025, 2:14:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stay "stunned", you two-bit hack

5/3/2025, 6:56:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Current mood

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4/3/2025, 9:03:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol British guy just said to American (in English) to not consider themselves the center of the world. How many degrees longitude are you right now mate?

3/3/2025, 11:08:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bunny Hill Elegy

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1/3/2025, 6:36:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sure you can find him on the bunny slope all day

1/3/2025, 2:46:20 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This guy who's actually still working says, "go fuck yourself"

28/2/2025, 7:49:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/2/2025, 4:41:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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twistedsifter.com/wp-content/u...

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this clown looks like the kind of guy that would cry his way out of an argument and holy shit a google of 'dan bongino crying' does not come up short

25/2/2025, 3:46:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.nytimes.com/2025/02/23/u... Only if you let it you fucking passive, shrugging enablers

23/2/2025, 10:08:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh that motherfucker got silenced alright, probably by his own cigar habit

18/2/2025, 2:18:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Say what now?

8/2/2025, 3:00:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Considering that funding for most fed agencies expires on March 14th, I do think it's an issue

6/2/2025, 7:00:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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White male minority rule privilege. He’s bred to be this way

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A boy can dream

1/2/2025, 6:10:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why do you think he talks, the way that he does?

29/1/2025, 5:31:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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s/threats/acts/

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Still think of this as the ‘new’ gorillaz album

18/1/2025, 4:14:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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David Lynch smirking in an interview -Believe it or not, Eraserhead is my most spiritual film. -Elaborate on that. -No.
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I don’t know who did this, but thank you 🤣

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High profile for third stage on a Tuesday afternoon at a state fair

15/1/2025, 10:40:23 PM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Hey Meta, imagine me on the surface of the sun”

8/1/2025, 4:21:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Chimpanzed”

9/12/2024, 4:59:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“…succes at running twitter…” Da fuk?

13/11/2024, 4:41:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“greatest fans in the world”

30/10/2024, 3:39:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dr Opalltables of Philadelphia

20/10/2024, 10:41:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few

5/10/2024, 4:43:53 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s not the least bit controversial to any good person

19/9/2024, 8:21:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ehhh, I see no mirror so lies

7/9/2024, 4:01:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those 45 minutes smoking will surely be quality time and the guys you meet in jail will be super jelly

4/9/2024, 10:06:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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also Brian May score FTW

28/8/2024, 5:03:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ilarge.lisimg.com/image/375010... All special effects in camera, better chase scenes, and.... a plot

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Brock Samson in the flesh

26/8/2024, 7:53:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oasis was never as big or significant as they are in their own heads

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It’s a fahkin’ rotary numbnuts

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It is and always will be Barney miller youtu.be/roHYXrLhmHc?...

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Unsubscribe

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wrecked by capitalization

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www.nytimes.com/2024/08/07/s... imagine your company is such a shitshow that SpaceX is a better option

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