JustPlainDan 🇨🇦
@justplaindan.croutch.ca
IT by day, freelance writer by night, husband and father always. Golf fanatic, watcher of F1. Proud Canadian 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
created November 29, 2024
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JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
Hello #amwriting and #writingcommunity friends, I’m still looking for volunteer beta readers for my manuscript. You don't have to be an epic fantasy fan to join. I enjoy getting feedback from genre fans and reading fans. Shoot me a DM if you want to join, or share the word!
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
Really starting to look forward to these daily. Thanks for them, Jeff.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
Hardly controversial, largely factual.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
Sooo cool. What an achievement!
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
#amwriting friends, this person uses Grok to generate her chapter feedback. Unless you're okay with your unpublished work getting fed into a Gen AI and paying someone to do it, you'll want to avoid working with this person. (Verified by prompting Grok myself, ugh)
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
The concept of constructive discourse is dead, and the idea that two people can disagree and coexist has become offensive. Now ignorance flourishes (on both “sides”), and when ignorance flourishes, freedom and innovation die. Eventually, society will ask why we have dictators in power and monopolies
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
All the land! Beachside resorts! Muskoka cottages! Golf course estates! Vineyard manors! They're like Pokémon, you gotta collect them all!
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
*cough* Scientology is worth billions *cough*
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
It's funny/sad/ statement of where the world is when you have to follow up every one of your sarcastic/humourous posts with a disclaimer or explainer of some kind. Your humour is delightful, and brings a smile to many faces, even if just a slight, sly one. No explainer needed.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
Wow.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
It’s a shame he was caught before he switched to plan b, something even we humans do; rip it open with your teeth.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
Is there any other time except reading time?
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
One of the best things you can do as an author in the #amquerying trenches is to read your manuscript. Not just for the obvious reasons, but read it like a reader. Honestly ask: Do you like your book? I couldn't put mine down. I love my book. #writingcommunity
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
I queried just about eight weeks ago with no reply, so I'm considering that as a pass, but I appreciate the helpful reply! Thank you :)
Nivia Evans (Hozier's Version) (@niviaevans.bsky.social) reposted
If you're repping a epic fantasy/secondary world fantasy with either zero romance or a B-plot romance, could you send it my way PLEASE? #mswl
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
Darn, queried the wrong PSLA agent!
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
I rewrote the ending for THE BLACKSMITHS REBELLION again yesterday and sent it off to beta readers. Then sat staring at a cricket-filled inbox. Silence is worse than form rejections, folks. Toying with the idea of pulling out of the #amquerying trenches again. #writingcommunity
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
What ever happened to parliamentarians being regular folks who chose to become statespersons to represent their communities? We have the right system to get back to that in Canada, but the wrong everything else.
Septimus Brown (@septimusbrown.com) reposted
Every quest needs a hero. This one gets Glimm: a bonsai frost dragon stuck managing a band of blowhards on a doomed diplomatic mission. ARC now available 🐉 www.septimusbrown.com/arc
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
It sure is! The people want what the people want. Thanks for the encouragement.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
POV: querying a high fantasy epic without romance in an environment where agents are desperately seeking romantasy, horror, and K-pop demon hunters style books. #amquerying #writingcommunity
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
Update: LinkedIn removed the ad.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
This was in my @LinkedIn feed today. Firstly, I’m Canadian, so no. Secondly, ICE is a dangerous organization driven by ignorance, hate, and fear, so heck no. Blocked and reported.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
This is probably high in Canada and among the rest of the western world. I only wish the business ecosystem supported entrepreneurs more, with more grants or zero-interest seed loans. Startup capital is the biggest hurdle.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
I sent my manuscript to a friend the other day who also happens to be a Professor of Literary Studies (and doctorate in the same) who teaches post-grad English students. I have regrets. #writingcommunity #amariting
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
#IdRatherBePlayingBattlefield6 #BF6 #Battlefield6
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
(and we do have nice eggs here.)
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
Sold. I’ll take three copies and go watch Canadian Bacon while we wait for the release date.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
Oooh, then I guess its the Ruskies who should be worried 😉
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
I love it! (though as a Canadian, the subtitle makes me a little apprehensive.)
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
For the auto enthusiasts out there, here are some of the quirky knock-offs that come in through the import lot here in Madagascar. First a “Karry” cleverly disguised as a Ford, not an F-150 raptor but a Foron Timberlamd V7, and whatever SUV number three is…
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
Back in Madagascar, to the ship later this afternoon. Looking forward to getting back to our second home.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
Today, my family takes our @AirFrance flights from Toronto to Madagascar, kicking off the next two years of our volunteer journey on Mercy Ships. I'm saying goodbye to family in Canada but anticipating seeing my ship family again. Join us in support: mercyshipscanada.akaraisin.com/ui/mercygift...
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
@erikamcentarfer.bsky.social A million views is under promising.
Kelton Davis is querying! 🏹⚔️🌠 (@keltondavis.bsky.social) reposted
GODKILLER X BONE SHARD DAUGHTER A desperate heir. A disgraced warrior. A deadly assassin. 🏹 Strong FMC 🏹 Rich Worldbuilding 🏹 Hunt for Redemption 🏹 Cyclical Trauma 🏹 Found Family Currently Querying! #Q #A #F #QuestPit
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
Events like #questpit lave me feeling equal parts imposter syndrome and excited for what the literary world has in store. It’s a privilege to participate and be counted among so many talented writers. The #WritingCommmunity is on fire today!
Tom Ramey (@tomrameytales.bsky.social) reposted
Excited for my first #questpitch! I hope you enjoy my #agentsguide to my #amquerying novel: THE ANTE, a fast-paced crime thriller set in modern day Philadelphia. #questpit #agentguide #Q #A #T #writingcommunity #agents See more here tomramey.org
Nick Wilford (@nickpwilford.bsky.social) reposted
In a world where gender can be changed with one DNA-based op, what happens when your previous identity’s genetic signature is used without your knowledge? After witnessing a murder by a man bearing her former face, Ella finds out the hard way. #QuestPit #YA #SF #Q #agentguide
Gert Ramm 🦋 (@rammwriter.bsky.social) reposted
Slow Horses x Life on Mars When an intelligence agent is framed for the UK’s role in a temporal disaster, he must clear his name and seal a lethal time rift - before a Russian spy from the future gets everyone killed. #A #S #T #QuestPit #Q 🦋
Trinity🫧is querying🫧 (@trinitywrites.bsky.social) reposted
BLADE RUNNER x THE PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER Lonely hacker Renaya must help a kind android boy recover his memories so she can solve her father's murder - before those behind it get to her first. #questpit #Q #YA #SF
Sara Duran ✨is querying✨ (@saraduran.bsky.social) reposted
I’m excited to share this #pitchcard for THE PIRATE, THE PRINCESS, and JOHN, the YA fantasy novel I #amquerying, feat: 🏴☠️ LGBTQIA+ rep 👑 non-western setting 🌸 anti-colonial lens 🏴☠️ girls w/ swords 👑 besties-to-lovers 🌸 friendship > everything #QuestPit #YA #F #LGBT #Q
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
THE BLACKSMITH’S REBELLION, a high fantasy where apprentice blacksmith Ari discovers he is one of the six Misigothian Chosen destined to rule Carnin, setting up a showdown against the five kings already in power, who’ve corrupted Ari’s friend as their pawn. #questpit #q #a #f
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
Wow, passed 1,000 followers on this platform. I never got close to that number on the other platform. Welcome to all of the new faces. I’m mostly here to bug #litagents and the #writingcommunity, but you’ll see the occasional brain dump, too. Happy to have you all along for the ride!
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
Black coffee is still my pre-workout.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
Thinking about something is not the same as worrying about something. Thinking/planning for something doesn't involve “what-if” questions, while worry is steeped in them. Thinking weighs pros and cons, worrying asks “what-if”.
Paul Stanton/Author/Playwright💙💙 (@author19.bsky.social) reposted
My very latest Starter Pack go.bsky.app/4KyDJbX
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
It sure is! I though I’d left the trenches behind (helpdesk trenches, that is), only to climb back in to query!
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
Dear #litagents, are you looking for an epic high fantasy where the chosen one dies at the end? Have I got something for you... #amquerying
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
The name “help desk” provokes so many memories…
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
This is a fantasy opportunity for #writingcommunity and #amquerying folks. I’m gutted to miss this opportunity to ask questions and learn more about the industry. Your writing journey will thank you!
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
Just finished #HappyGilmore2 and, as a golf fan, a delightful nostalgia and cameo trip. But, interestingly, people aren't picking up on the subtext of the @pgatour versus @liv parody, except that players from both tours are defending “regular” golf.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
If you have any questions or need a hand, shoot me a message. I've been running sites for a couple of decades, and I’m happy to help demystify a few things.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
We as Canadians must accept a hard truth: The friendly words from world leaders were empty. The world is scrambling to bow to Trump, willingly letting him bully Canada. It’s time to go it ourselves. It’s time to make our own name. It’s time for #CanadaFirst. #elbowsup
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
I think I’ll hide my eggs.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
Are there wild blueberries, too?
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
The biggest change I’ve noticed since coming back to Canada for a visit is how strong the anti-US sentiment has become. It’s everywhere, pervasive, and quote unlike the Canada I left. In every store I visit, Canadian products get highlighted while US ones go untouched. #elbowsup
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
Sure! What’s the worst that can happen?
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
“Problem solve, not panic. Respond, not react.” This has become my mantra as life throws up challenges. As a volunteer on a hospital ship in Madagascar, an #amquerying author, and father of teens, life throws a lot at me, especially this year. Repeating this keeps me grounded.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
Sigh, it won't, not when he controls all of the people with the power to do anything about it.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
You go semi-anually. That alone puts you way above most of her patients, Waterpik usage notwithstanding.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
#writingcommunity #amquerying a reminder that agents do not follow the manuscript wishlist hashtag. Using it will not boost your post with agents. In fact, all you do is clog feeds your fellow writers use, frustrating them, and demonstrate your disregard for basic instructions.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
Making our own vanilla extract with some fresh vanilla beans we brought from Madagascar. This room smells all kinds of heavenly.
Ground News (@groundnews.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: Donald Trump has filed a lawsuit Dow Jones, News Corp, Rupert Murdoch, and WSJ reporters for libel.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
I'm sorry for reposting so much lately. I just haven't felt inspired to create original content as of late. That said, I hope you enjoy the rest of the day my lovely strangers of the internet.
Manuscript Academy (@manuscriptacademy.bsky.social) reposted
Are you looking for the perfect agent for your work? Wondering who’d love a project just like yours? Try our #MSWL search tips for Bluesky and find a fit without leaving the platform! youtu.be/LnZt1MCjKZE?...
Ground News (@groundnews.bsky.social) reposted
JUST IN: In a second analysis of DOJ’s Epstein prison video, @WIRED found it was stitched from two clips and edited in Premiere. Metadata shows a 2:53 gap starting at 11:58:58 pm—right at the “missing minute.”
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
Canada has one of the biggest hoards of rare earth metals on earth, and the manufacturing and educational infrastructure to do something with it. www.innovationnewsnetwork.com/outlook-deve...
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
Dear @mark-carney.bsky.social. What are we doing to get our rare earth metals into the world market? Set up grants for companies to start manufacturing batteries, magnets, and other things here at home using materials we mine. Stop exporting raw materials, start exporting finished product. 1/2
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
OneDrive. I pay for the family subscription so I get the office apps aa well. Plus, the MS privacy policy say a they don't mine or use paying customers data, nor do they access it (outside of law enforcement requests).
Tommy Dean is open to queries (@tommydeanwriter.bsky.social) reposted
Got publishing questions? Join us @roseclifflit.bsky.social for lunch with an agent today at 12:30 pm EST on Zoom! DM me for the registration link!
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
Sounds like the perfect opportunity to start a new Skyrim/Fallout playthrough.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
Fixing my van!
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
I had a dream recently in which my family and I were waiting in an airport for a flight. My wife tapped my shoulder and pointed towards someone. I looked up to see them reading a copy of my book. Sometimes I longingly hope that dream comes true. #amwriting #writingcommunity
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
Personal opinion is more information is always better than less. But my opinion is often not the popular one.
Carla Hennes ❌ 👑 (@tempestteapot.bsky.social) reposted
A bastard gentrywoman, Kahyla protects her siblings against assassins, demon-eaten mages, and rivals intent on the throne. She faces a DEMON’S BARGAIN where all the options are bad: fight with soul-destroying magic or lose her family, her beloved, and her life. #BluePit 📖 #F #R #YA #A #Q
Andrew Whitesell (@wordsfromandrew.bsky.social) reposted
FINAL FANTASY X Back to the Future Someone's altering the past. Jance, a 16YO goofball who discovers he's part alien, must clear Sammy, an alien with PTSD, to stop the ruin of reality before she's jailed and he's erased from reality. Too bad the suspect died 25 years ago. #Bluepit📖 #ya #q #SF
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
Haha oh gosh. Never post before coffee, it's dangerous.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
Thanks! I was yummy.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
THE BLACKSMITH’S REBELLION, an epic high fantasy where apprentice blacksmith Ari discovers he is one of the six Misigothian Chosen destined to rule Carnin, setting up a showdown against the five kings already in power, who’ve corrupted Ari’s best friend as their pawn. #bluepit📖 #q #a #f #amquerying
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
One of the things I missed about being home is BBQ’ing. While my pellet grill is still in use by my brother-in-law, I got to prepare some pork side ribs today for my extended in-law family. The results were praised, and the sauce/rub was sugar-free. #bbq
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
If you would add me, please, that would be swell!
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
Thank you!
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
Dear followers, I’m participating in a pitch event tomorrow for my debut manuscript. I'd appreciate if you could take a moment to like or repost my @bluepit.bsky.social post to spread the good word. Thanks in advance! #BluePitHype
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
I’ll see you tomorrow!
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
Vote now and vote often! The works of @christophertin.bsky.social and @geoffknorr.bsky.social are outstanding on this soundtrack. (I still haven't most of the Civ 6 songs on a repeating playlist)
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
I wouldn't tell anyone if I won the lottery, but there would be signs.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
YUSSS! This is happening. @anyaustin.bsky.social
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
This Formula 1 fan isn't going. It's a tropey story that pales in comparison to the real-life, over-the-top drama in the sport from week to week. Netflix’s Drive to Survive is a much better use of time.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
Honestly, the #BluePitHype tag is full of great advice. The thing you can't hear enough is: Keep going! Publishing throws a lot of things at writers. You got this, even when it feels like you don't! We’re all rooting for each other.
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca) reply parent
Of course!
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
C’mon @legaleagle.tv, you and Austin are some of my favourite YouTubers, you both love explainers of topics that would otherwise go overlooked, and are all-around both upstanding gentlemen. Please make this collab happen!
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
Ari looks up to his father as a role model and as his rock. Boris is kind but stern, strong, gentle, and worked hard to earn his title of royal blacksmith by crafting and combat skills. Ari looks to his father’s example for the skills he’ll need as the world unwravels around him. #BluePitHype
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
Ari is a blacksmith, the son of the royal blacksmith, and he already creates things his father never could. But that's not even his greatest skill, his Misigothian power, which we get to discover along with him. #BluePitHype
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
We don't need to wonder what Ari would do if his world ended; that's what the overarching story, The Blacksmith’s Rebellion, is part of. Ari’s world is in jeopardy, and he has a choice of standing up against the overwhelming tide of evil or bowing the knee and joining them. #BluePitHype
Paul Stanton/Author/Playwright💙💙 (@author19.bsky.social) reposted
go.bsky.app/1pdKcb
Zeboyd Digital Entertainment (@zeboydgames.bsky.social) reposted
If "AI" was as valuable as they say it is, they wouldn't be selling it to you. They'd be using it themselves in secret to make the next Minecraft, the next Avatar, the next Hello Kitty and then they'd sell that to you. They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.
🌱 El(iza)beth 🌬️ K 🔥 T 🌊 (@arachnereid.bsky.social) reposted
🌱 My travels across the US inspired locations for my novel, set in a post- #Collapse future. 🌊 Each chapter is themed on a #tarot card. My images feature color versions of 3 of these. I still need to figure out b&w versions for the chapter art #BluePitHype #BluePit #WriteSky #WritingCommunity
JustPlainDan 🇨🇦 (@justplaindan.croutch.ca)
The ball is in your court, @legaleagle.tv. Let's make this happen!!!